Looking around, I couldn't help but sigh: What is there to be dissatisfied with such a good life and have to hang yourself?

Lao Song didn't care so much, he rushed up the stairs directly, looked at the situation and said to me: Come here, let's put the body first.

I nodded and walked up.

The corpse was hung with its back to me, the rope used to hang it seemed to be something like tough glass stockings, and the corpse was wearing a pink pajamas, although it was dead, but it could still be seen from the tulle from behind: the corpse was a girl with a very good build, with long hair hanging from her back.

But when I looked at the front, I immediately frowned.

Hanging is one of the most common forms of suicide: probably because it is the most silent and quick, but most importantly, there is no turning back.

When you put your neck in your noose, you're stepping into the door.

When you kick off your footing, as long as no one finds you within a few minutes, then you will die silently.

And relatively speaking, the corpse after hanging is the most intact, and the probability of the legendary tongue being very long and the protruding eyeballs or something is actually very low: the tongue is generally blocked by the teeth, and the protruding eyeballs rarely appear, and the corpses should be relatively intact.

But the death of the girl who committed suicide was horrific: her eyes were wide open, her entire eyeballs were protruding outward, and her eyeballs were red. The whole face is blue-black, as if it has been poisoned, and there are two 3-kilogram dumbbells tied to his legs.

What is there about this girl who can't think of it? The poison is aggravated, lest I not die! Lao Song frowned and said, then looked at me: Xiao Zhang, you should be a Lian family, right?

I've practiced some. I said vaguely.

Don't hide it from me, your physical reaction when I bump into you is by no means something that ordinary people can achieve. Well, I won't say much else. Since you are willing to study funeral, you should be familiar with corpses, so let's take the corpse first.

I nodded.

First of all, the hanged corpse should not be untied from the knots, the correct way should be to cut the rope from above. Now you are holding the corpse's feet. I'll cut the rope, and when you're done, remember not to put it on the ground, but on the bed next to it.

After saying two points, I nodded, first took the two dumbbells, and then hugged the corpse's legs in front of it.

It's been about 3 hours since the body was found, and it's starting to harden gradually, and I feel that my skin has lost its elasticity when I hold her legs, and although the legs are very thin, they look like two stone pillars.

Lao Song found a bench and set up a stool to cut the rope, but at this time, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

The soles of the girl's feet were about half a meter from the ground, and she was still wearing a pair of cute Kelly cat sandals on both feet, but now she had lost her lifeless feet and had no life.

But those feet actually began to turn slowly!

That's right!

I used to be parallel to her feet, but now I noticed that her left foot was getting closer and closer to me, and her right foot was getting farther and farther away from me.

It's extremely slow, but I'm sure I'm not mistaken.

Having lost the restraint of two dumbbells, the corpse began to show a certain degree of change!

The whole corpse slowly rotated counterclockwise. Lao Song was still setting up a bench and preparing to go up, and I wanted to remind him but didn't dare to make a sound.

When it comes to corpses, I've learned a lot about corpses since I was a child, and it's not uncommon.

In our family's necrophylaxis, it's called: Anger.

Anger, that is, the breath of the living, the breath of the living.

The girl's corpse felt the breath of a living person and began to turn slowly, and the target of her rotation should be me!

I quietly raised my eyes and looked up at her feet: her eyes, which had been bulging, round and blood-red, were now slowly turning.

This girl wants to be a corpse!

From the moment I came in and saw the corpse, I knew that the girl would definitely turn into a zombie: because she was wearing a pink pajamas.

The reason why dead bodies in red are a great taboo in death is not complicated: red is the color of yang energy, and if you feel it more obviously, people who wear red clothes on the street will generally be more energetic than the average person, which is why red can absorb yang energy and energy more than other colors.

And death in red clothes, especially the big red, after the death of the person, the yang energy is cut off, and it begins to transform into yin energy, but the red clothes on the body are still constantly absorbing the yang energy, which causes the yin energy of the corpse to be continuously absorbed by the yang energy neutralization, and finally causes the lack of yin energy, the soul of the corpse can not leave the body, and finally the corpse transforms into a zombie ghost!

This girl probably didn't mean to be a zombie, but she just happened to be wearing a set of pink pajamas at the time.

But that caused us a lot of trouble.

I've known this knowledge since I was a child, but I don't know whether to tell Lao Song or not.

But now this girl is still too early to become a zombie: just a few signs of corpse transformation in a few organs, not serious, and it is still a long, long time before she really becomes a zombie.

Lao Song finally set up the bench, took out a pair of scissors from his tools, looked at me and said: Can you hold it?

No problem. I nodded, saving the corpse's legs.

Your kid has no fear of corpses at all, is there any contact with this industry at home? Lao Song nodded and looked at me, and asked with interest.

There are people in my family who do this, but I'm not afraid of these things anyway. I thought about it, and said vaguely.

Oh, okay, ready!

I hugged the corpse's legs, and Lao Song cut the rope directly with a pair of scissors on it.

As the saying goes: Death is heavy, dead people are indeed heavy, and the share of quantum in my hand is heavy, but it is nothing to me.

Because the corpse was not yet completely stiff, I could only wrap one hand around the corpse's buttocks and the other hand on the corpse's waist to barely hold her steady.

And because of this position, the upper body of the corpse hung down, and the front chest was placed right on top of my head.

Put it on the bed and be lighter! Lao Song reminded.

I nodded and was about to put the body on her own bed when suddenly an earth-shattering cry came from behind!

Yes!

Everything around me was very quiet, and Lao Song and I cooperated very well, but suddenly such a throat made my son feel weak all over, and I was almost thrown out of the body.

When I looked back, Liu Yuwei, who was holding a body bag and a stretcher, was covering her mouth and pointing at me!

What are you yelling at? Lao Song said in a low voice, but extremely angry tone: Shut up for me!

Liu Yuwei's chest rose and fell violently, and the body bag and stretcher in her hand also fell directly to the floor.

I took two breaths and laid the body on the bed.

What are you yelling at, little girl? Never seen a corpse before? Lao Song seemed to be eager to directly slap Liu Yuwei twice.

I'm sorry, teacher, I saw the corpse's eyes when I came up, and I wasn't mentally prepared, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Liu Yuwei's tears had already burst out of her eyes, and she cried quietly.

What the? Didn't I tell you when I came? Don't make eye contact with corpses! You forgot, didn't you? I don't think you should study this major either! You're not this piece of material! Let's go back to another major! I don't accept students like you!

As soon as she heard this, Liu Yuweizi lost control, stood up and pulled Lao Song: No, no, no, I must study this major, Mr. Song, can you give me a chance! I really wasn't ready, not anymore

Lao Song frowned and said: Really? Then you can do one thing for me right now: take off the corpse's clothes! This girl is only 20 years old, it's not good to be a virgin, it's not good for our two big men to pick up other people's clothes, not to mention that the family is outside, you go, Xiao Zhang, you assist, I want to prepare something by the way to ask the family, by the way, you close the eyes of the corpse first, Xiao Zhang, you can do it yourself

After that, Lao Song walked out.

I looked at Liu Yuwei, and Liu Yuwei also looked at me, those eyes were full of fear.

The corpse was placed on the bed, and the eyes were still open, but the eyeballs were still open because of the change in the force of the face. I frowned and said to Liu Yuwei: First go find transparent tape and seal the corpse's eyes.

Oh good, Liu Yuwei immediately found scotch tape, I tried it first, and my hand stroked her eyeballs.

As soon as I stroked it, my eyes opened again.

Originally, Liu Yuwei seemed to sigh when she saw the dead man close his eyes, but Zi opened her frightened hand and grabbed me, and covered her mouth with the other hand.

What is the date of your birth, I mean the lunar calendar.

I asked Liu Yuwei quietly.

Lunar calendar? It seems to be August 17th, what's wrong? Liu Yuwei covered her mouth and replied to me in a very panicked manner: Hurry up and close the eyes of the corpse!

August 17 of the lunar calendar, a pure cloudy day, no wonder!

Mr. Song is right, you are indeed not suitable for this major. I shook my head and said.

Why? What do you know again? You're not like me today, the first day!

Facing me, Liu Yuwei was full of energy again, this girl's personality is really not good

You shouldn't need transparent glue, you go find a towel to wet it with hot water, remember to make the water as hot as possible and bring it over. I commanded.

I said your name is Zhang Heng, isn't it? Liu Yuwei pouted and said.

Well, what's wrong? I asked curiously.

Zhang Heng, since you and I are both on the first day, why do you think you can order me to work? Liu Yuwei asked with a pout.

Oh so, you guard the corpse, I'll go find a towel and hot water. I nodded.

This Liu Yuwei was stunned again.

Hello good! I'll go find it!

After a battle between heaven and man, Liu Yuwei glared at me fiercely and went to the bathroom to find hot water for towels.

Looking at her back, I smiled: What a big lady!