Chapter Seventy-Seven: Cheekiness
To be honest, I still miss Old Man Zuo. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Even in many cases, I think of him with a curse mentality........ But I have to say! It's been so long since I've seen Old Man Zuo! I'm really excited at this time!
The scene where I met the old man Zuo was as literary as there was as literary as it was, and as sensational as it was.
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In the ancient Kunlun Mountains, the air seems to be filled with the smell of freedom, and everything seems so ethereal and unreal.
When the bonfire was lit from the old man's hand, the firewood made a mournful sound again.
The beautiful boy who is burdened with fate has embarked on the road to love.
He looked at the old man from afar, his eyes were already moist, and he took vigorous steps, he shouted the name of the master, step by step........
"Bang!!"
When I was kicked to the ground by the old man left, to be honest, I couldn't understand what this situation was.
I ran over to give the old man Zuo a hug to reunite, to relieve his lovesickness for me.
But he was like he had taken the wrong medicine, and without thinking about it, he kicked me over.
This old guy has a lot of strength in his legs and feet, and although it won't kick me out of internal injuries, my face can be regarded as making him kick to the side and stain the dust.
"Old man left!! Are you okay, what are you kicking me for?!! I've got you?!! ”
I got up from the ground with an angry face, and looked at the old man Zuo, who was still maintaining the posture of the golden rooster independence, and trembled with anger.
"Ah....... Ah! My son! It's been a long time since I've seen you! ”
The old man on the left was as if he had just woken up.
The expression on his face was a little confused a second ago.
Suddenly, I was surprised, as if he hadn't kicked me, but I had flown out on my own.
"Old man! Don't gag me! I scolded angrily and pointed to my stomach: "You almost kicked me out of internal injuries, you know??" ”
"It was an accident! What an accident! The old man Zuo looked distressed: "When you ran over just now, your expression was so disgusting, I didn't even react, and my body subconsciously kicked out of my feet and kicked you out........"
"Accident?! What do you mean........" I was stunned for a moment, then took out my mobile phone, took a picture of my face, and asked him: "Where is my expression disgusting??" ”
"It's not disgusting........ right" Old man Zuo looked at me hesitantly and said, "It's a belittling ........ to say disgusting."
"What's that?" I asked, confused.
Old man Zuo hesitated for a moment, and then said four words very embarrassed.
"Heaven is angry, people are resentful."
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If it weren't for the blind boss, they would have come and pull me.
If it weren't for the fact that the old man on the left was running fast.
If it weren't for the fact that I missed my mentorship with him.........
"Holy shit!! The surname is left!! Come here!! I promise not to kill you!! ”
I rolled up my sleeves and tried desperately to break free from the hands of the blind boss, and my expression was more than 600 times more ferocious than that of a murderer.
"Hey, why can't you help but be funny about your little grandson?! What's the temper?? The old man Zuo stood more than ten meters away from me, his face full of pain: "As soon as you meet me, you are worried about deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors?!" This is too unconscionable, isn't it??! ”
"It's not me who said, the surname is Zuo, don't say now that your apprentice wants to beat you, even Lao Tzu wants to beat you to death." Old Man Sun looked at Old Man Zuo coldly: "The letter you wrote was to scold your apprentice?" Or are you scolding us? ”
"What are you scolding?" Old man Zuo scratched his head and looked at us suspiciously: "My letter is written so ......."
Without waiting for Old Man Zuo to say his words, Old Man Sun pointed at his nose and scolded.
"If you dare to say that your letter is politely written enough, do you believe that Lao Tzu will slap you in the face with a brick now?"
Old man Zuo smacked his lips, looked at Old Cripple Sun, and then looked at me, as if he understood what it meant to be angry.
In the end, he had no choice but to compromise.
That flattering smile was exactly the same as my usual smile, especially like the expression of me offending someone and then laughing to please them.
No wonder they all say that it's not a family that doesn't enter the door, just this expression, I and Old Man Zuo must be a family........ A family of fart!!
"I'm kidding you! Look at you guys! The old man Zuo sneered: "What, did I bring food for the old man?" ”
"I was supposed to bring it." Old Sun lame said: "It's still hot pot." ”
It is no exaggeration to say that the moment he heard this, the old man Zuo's eyes flashed like a beast.
That kind of hungry look made Hai Dongqing, the culprit, couldn't help but shudder.
"Since you brought it, what are you waiting for!" Old man Zuo said happily: "Quick! There's fire right here! Let's have a hot pot here! I'm dying of hunger! ”
"I haven't finished my sentence yet, what are you anxious about?" Old Sun said quietly, and then glanced at Hai Dongqing.
Hai Dongqing's expression at that time can be described as scared, and not only that, but also like a child who has done something wrong, and after causing a lot of trouble, he is about to be exposed.
Really, I saw him tremble.
"Okay, okay, I'm not in a hurry, and if I have something to eat, I'm not in a hurry." The old man nodded and said, that cheap look, it suddenly made me understand who I learned from this cheap style.
"Originally, we were going to treat you with that thing, no matter what, you are also a great hero of our three sects and nine streams, if it weren't for you, Dusheng Sect would have copied the Xiaodoushi Palace eight lifetimes earlier." Old Sun said with a smile.
When the old man Zuo heard this, he raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth curled, and his smug expression seemed to be about to be revealed.
But seeing that there are so many people present, he is an old-timer, and he still has to be humble in some things.
So in the end, he didn't dare to show his proud side, and pressed it hard, replacing it with a pair of "Nothing, this is what I should do." "Expression
"But what, the credit is credit, the credit is over." Old Sun lame sighed: "Your letter scolded us all, so you still want to eat hot pot?" ”
Old man Zuo was stunned and didn't speak, as if he hadn't reacted.
"Just because your letter was so mocking, we ......."
"What are you going to ?!!?" Old man Zuo asked anxiously, "What did you do with my hot pot?!! ”
"We ate it all before we came in, and we didn't leave you at all." Old Sun said with a smile.
Hai Dongqing looked at Sun Lao Cripple in a daze, his eyes changed from confused and puzzled, and soon changed to a look at his parents.
"You old cripple!! I'm going to play with you today!! ”
"Come on, I'm afraid you won't be able to beat me, you old bastard!"
Old man Zuo and old man Sun are not very good-tempered, saying that if the temple is blown up, the temple will be blown up, at the current critical moment of this great enemy, they have no intention of taking a step back, and they will step forward with their sleeves rolled up.
I didn't continue to lose my temper with the old man Zuo at that time, and followed the little Buddha and them together, and you pulled me to separate the two old men.
I have to say, the two of them are quite energetic, and our young man dragged them away for a while.
After being pulled away by us, these two old men didn't mean to stop, they rushed at each other with their legs, and he kept scolding each other with an old thing.
"Ouch, what's going on?"
At this moment, a familiar voice came from the corner, and anyone could hear the surprise in his tone.
"How did I wake up and see you guys?"
The man spoke, slowly stepping out of the shadows in the corner, yawning and gloating as his tone became gloating.
"Keep fighting, how lively it is for two old stinky and shameless people to fight, but seriously, old cripple, I think you will definitely not be able to beat the old man Zuo."
Old Cripple Sun didn't continue to be angry with Old Man Zuo, and his expression calmed down instantly.
"Who should I be, it turned out to be you, an old immortal, I didn't see you just now, I thought you were dead." Old Cripple Sun stood up straight, tilted his head slightly, looked at the acquaintance who was getting closer and closer to us, and asked him, "Do you think I can't beat Old Man Zuo?" ”
"yes." The man said.
"Daoist Ge, can you tell me why?" Old Sun sneered.
When the man heard this, he thought about it for a while, and finally gave an objective answer.
"That old Wang Ba has a thick skin, if you don't hurt to beat him, you will definitely suffer!"