Text: Ninety Pomegranate skirt is destined to die
Zhu Bajie's transformation spell is the same as Sha Wujing's, both of which are the thirty-six changes of Tiangang. Although on the surface, the thirty-six changes are not as powerful as the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong, but in fact, these thirty-six changes are the real transformation technique.
What is the real transformation technique, although Sun Wukong's seventy-two changes seem to be able to change into more things, but they are just deformations, for example, in the former cartoon Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Sun Wukong became a small temple, but his tail had no place to hide and had to be disguised as a flagpole, and finally it was recognized by the third eye of Erlang God.
But Zhu Bajie's thirty-six changes are really transformed, if Zhu Bajie goes to become such a temple, even if it is the eye of Erlang God to do a comprehensive scan of this temple, this temple bricks are bricks and tiles, there are beams and buildings and ordinary buildings will not be any different at all.
The mana consumed by the genuine transformation technique is also huge, and Zhu Bajie actually did not hesitate to spend a lot of mana to turn into a human form for these monsters, which is really bloody.
Zhu Bajie leaned close to the crack in the door and looked inside, and when he leaned forward, the small door squeaked open, and the back door was not latched at all.
Inside the small gate is a small courtyard, and the courtyard is planted with chrysanthemums of various colors, red, white, yellow, and pink, and the flowers compete for beauty.
In front of the chrysanthemum bush, there were four women who were more beautiful than flowers admiring the flowers, one of them was the Moja clan who had left the four of us out just now, and the other three beauties should be her daughters.
Zhu Bajie stumbled into the small courtyard, the four beauties were also shocked when they saw a man suddenly come in, and the three daughters turned around and entered the inner room, Moja looked at Zhu Bajie and sneered: "What is the matter with the little elder?"
I'm rubbing, this isn't the black-skinned boar you just saw, this is a person, how can you tell at a glance that he's your little elder, isn't someone giving you a spoiler?
Zhu Bajie turned into a human form, and the expression on the connection was naturally much richer, Zhu Bajie rubbed his hands, piled up a smile on his face, and walked forward with a shy face.
"Mother, I'll herd the horses. ”
Mother, your uncle, let go of your sister! You call your mother as soon as you open your mouth! You are a teacher for one day and a father for life, do you have to call me father!
No, no, no, if you call me dad, then the Mojah clan will become my wife, I haven't been in love yet, I can't find a widow as a daughter-in-law as soon as I come up.
Mo Jia snorted and said, "Your master really doesn't know what to do, how can being a son-in-law in my family be better than being a traveling monk who sleeps in the west." ”
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "They are following the will of the King of Tang, and they dare not disobey the king's order and refuse to do this." They were all teasing me in the front hall just now, and I didn't want to say it when they were all in the way, but I was afraid that my mother would think I had a big mouth and big ears. ”
You shameless pig demon, you don't hesitate to spend a lot of mana to transform into a human form, do you still care about your feelings!
Moja said: "I don't like to recruit a husband myself, it's just a matter of recruiting someone who can be the master of the house and be a parent, but my daughters may be a little ugly." ”
You old monsters don't mind, those three little monsters will definitely not be disgusted, I am Zhu Bajie's master, and I am also his parent, do you want me to go to another place to find other pig demons, and make up enough four for you to send them all!
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Mother, you go back and tell Ling Ai, don't be so selective, think that although the Tang monk is handsome, it is actually useless, I am ugly, but I am much stronger." ”
Oh, I'll go! To say that I'm Jun is to state the facts, but to say that I don't use it is to distort the facts.
Are you stronger than me? Are you stronger than me? Yes, I really don't have much strength, I can't fight the wolves, tigers and leopards, I can't fight the demons and monsters, although I don't know the way a little, my physical strength may be a little worse, maybe I'm a little less courageous, but I at least eat less than you, hey, you see, I eat less than you, let's not waste food!
And in our previous life, it is very likely that we will be the reincarnation of the golden cicada of the tenth life! The most important thing is that I am the protagonist! Me! See, me! If there is no me, no matter how much you break the bull, you will not have a chance to go to the west to learn the scriptures!
Mojah said: "Tell me, where are you better than him?"
Zhu Bajie raised his head and said proudly: "Although I am ugly, but I am diligent and never lazy, like your mother's industry, even if there are thousands of acres of land, you don't need to make cattle to plow, just my old pig can be ploughed at one time, if the wind is not good and the rain is not smooth, I can also ask for rain and wind." If the house at home is too short, I will go up to the second or third floor, the ground is not clean, the gutter is not clear, and I can do all the big and small things in the house, light work and heavy work. ”
You can do it all, you are a full-time coolie, and people want a man who is in charge of the house, not a servant!
When the Moja clan heard this, he said: "Since you can do family affairs, you can go and discuss with your master again, but it really can't be done, so I just recruit you." ”
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "No need to discuss! He is not my biological parents, whether to do it or not, it is up to me." ”
Okay, you're a pig's head! At this time, you really have an opinion, you don't need to discuss? Okay, then there is no need to negotiate, you see that I will not kill you when I turn around!
Although I knew that Zhu Bajie was bewitched by the charm of the monster, I was still angry when he said these words.
Mojah sighed and said, "Okay, you go back and wait for me to talk to the little girl." ”
Zhu Bajie nodded and stepped back and said, "Hey, mother, I'm waiting for your news." ”
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was going to leave the courtyard, Sun Wukong's changed dragonfly flew directly back to the front yard, I tried hard to close my eyes, and after a few seconds, my eyes gradually became dark, and when I regained my vision again, I had cut off the binding with Sun Wukong's sight.
I regained my sight, and when I looked up, I saw a huge blue face next to me, and I was startled.
I looked at Sha Seng and asked, "Wujing, what are you doing?"
Sha Seng looked at me anxiously and said, "Master, what's wrong with you, why did you roll your eyes when you didn't move, and you didn't respond even if I called you medicine, and your apprentice was still going to die." ”
Die to your sister!
In fact, I've always been curious about what kind of state I was in when I used the Thousand Eyes, and it turned out that I lost all my senses and rolled my eyes.
I waved my hand and said, "It's okay for the teacher, this is a magical power for the teacher, I'll talk to you in detail later, your senior brothers are coming back soon." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, a red dragonfly flew into the hall, and in a flash, the dragonfly changed back to the original appearance of Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong landed and said, "Master, the nerd is back with a horse." ”
I nodded and said, "For the teacher to know, just for the teacher to use a thousand eyes, what you see and hear is the teacher knows." ”
Sun Wukong smiled and told Sha Seng what had just happened in a few words, and the serious Sha Seng also laughed.
Just as he was joking, Zhu Bajie came back with the horse, and at this time he had changed back to his original wild boar appearance.
I laughed and said, "Bajie, where did you go to put the horse?"
Zhu Bajie didn't look at me either, and replied casually: "There is no good grass, and there is nowhere to put the horses." ”
Sun Wukong smiled evilly: "Is there good forage in the courtyard at the back door?"
said that it was like this, and Zhu Bajie also understood that he must have been followed by Sun Wukong just now.
Zhu Bajie turned his face away, lowered his head and didn't speak, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.
I know that Zhu Bajie is not an ordinary monster without concentration, and he is never lazy, and today's appearance must have something to do with the spells used by the Mojah clan, I don't know if she is a monster or a fairy, but when I was hit before, I could break the charm with the Duo Heart Sutra, and while the woman is not here now, it is better to let Zhu Bajie get rid of the spell as soon as possible.
Zhu Bajie may really not memorize that short scripture, even if he can't, I can take him to read it a few times now, hoping that it will also have the effect of breaking the spell.
"Bajie, you can recite the Duo Heart Sutra with me a few times. ”
Zhu Bajie didn't have time to answer me, only to hear a squeak, the door of the inner room opened, two maids carried a red lantern in front of the front, behind the maid carried out the fragrant clouds and mist silver kettle, behind the maid, is the smiling Moja clan, and behind the Moja clan, with the sound of tinkling rings, there are three beautiful women with a beautiful national color and fragrance walked out, not the three daughters who only glanced at the backyard just now.
Just now I followed Sun Wukong into a red dragonfly perspective, although I also saw these three women, but because the sky was already dark, and it was far away, the three women only showed one side and went back to the house, to be honest, I only saw them were three good-looking women.
But now these three people are standing a few steps away from me, and the red light is shining, and the three young women with shy faces in front of me make me look at my heart.
Even if I know that all this is a full set of traps, but who would not be tempted when I meet such a woman, although I was sitting and didn't move, but when these three women appeared, I felt my heart beat faster and my breathing was heavy, and my whole body was hot, this ...... Is this what it feels like to be in love for the first time?
Sun Wukong snorted coldly in a low voice, and it was this little movement that made me wake up in my heart.
Phew, your sister's, your first love, your first uncle! must be the influence of charm!
I was busy reciting the Sutra in my heart, and after reciting it once, I felt that these women were not as beautiful and attractive as just now.
Sun Wukong's concentration is enough, and Sha Seng only frowned slightly, but Zhu Bajie, I'll go, can you shut your mouth for me!
At this time, Zhu Bajie was already completely intoxicated, and the originally dark pigskin was now even revealing a dark red, and I was afraid that he would be excited for a while. I don't know where this wild boar is among the men, and where I should pinch him.
In the world of China, the aesthetics are different from my original earth world, the original Internet celebrities, celebrities, etc., if they are put in this world, others will only look at them as alternatives.
Although the women here also wear makeup, the beauty of the women here is more natural.
Moja is a very beautiful middle-aged woman herself, and these three are even more than daughters, through these three women, I also understand that the type of woman that men like has never changed, young and beautiful!
Ah, if I didn't know that everything here was fake, if I didn't know that I could become a Buddha after learning the scriptures, I would really like to stay and talk about a vigorous love and make up for the vacancy in my life.
But I know that there is a knife on the head of the color word, and the pomegranate skirt is inescapable, how can such a good thing be my turn, I am destined to have no fate with women in my last life.
Whether you are a god or a Buddha, a ghost or a demon, if you want to calculate Lao Tzu, you will waste your efforts, wait, anyway, there is Zhu Bajie to play with you, I will wait to see the good show, I want to see, what kind of thing has changed in your family of four.