Chapter 014: The Big Bang Theory
Mu Yang is not a student of the school bully, and he is still a little scratching his head about this kind of ancient English, but the overall meaning is still written, this level should be regarded as the middle and upper level of the class, of course, there is still a big gap with the school bully Xu Youshan.
"This level of translation is estimated to be only possible by Xu Youshan." Zhou Feng whispered.
Mu Yang nodded, he agreed with this statement: "The school bully girl can't live it, otherwise you think the teacher asked her to go up and read, this is the rhythm of direct exemption." ”
Saying that, Mu Yang looked at Xu Youshan, who was standing on the stage, and found that this girl was looking at herself, Xu Youshan found that Mu Yang looked over, the two looked at each other, Xu Youshan quickly lowered her head, and then stroked the big black-framed glasses with her hand to hide her embarrassment.
In fact, Xu Youshan is not ugly, her figure is well-proportioned, not tall, but she is also 165, and her face shape is not bad, but the glasses on her face are too distinctive, covering up 90% of his beautiful appearance, plus this is a foreign language department with rich resources for beautiful women, it makes her even more inconspicuous.
Two classes in the morning and two classes in the afternoon, Muyang is definitely a qualified student, does not skip class and does not leave early, and after class in the afternoon, he and a few friends exercised on the basketball court, and the day is over.
After returning from self-study in the evening, the brothers met.
"Brother Wanli, I heard that you have relived your old dream, congratulations." Mu Yang said to Zhu Wanli.
"The brothers didn't call you, I'm afraid that you will run around at night and be tired, you won't blame us." Zhu Wanli said with a smile.
"Don't you know that I haven't eaten barbecue for a long time, you guys are hungry for me."
"This is easy to say, catch up with a few of our brothers who are fighting in the rivers and lakes, this time I don't bring the girls, drink a good time." Peng Cheng, another person in the dormitory, said.
Speaking of the surname Peng is absolutely rare, Peng Cheng is a native of Beibei, Chongqing, it is said that they have some relatives with the surname Peng, and the first 1,000 surnames of this surname have not entered.
And the most interesting thing is that there is a person named Zhu Wanli in the dormitory, is this Pengcheng Wanli, definitely a good omen, Pengcheng Wanli, Muyang Zhou Feng, isn't it very rhyming.
Peng Cheng turned on his computer and watched the anti-Japanese drama, this guy is also a freak, he doesn't like the online games that college students love to play, he specializes in watching TV series, what American dramas, Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, Chinese TV series, all of them are within the scope of his appreciation, no matter what taste, he can accept it.
A few days ago, I liked a domestic anti-Japanese drama, the actors in it are all extraordinary, flying eaves and walking on the wall are not a problem, the pistol is more accurate than a sniper rifle, the flying knife flies out directly for dozens of meters, three or five people can eliminate the devil team, the part-time job is Zhao Yun is attached to Guan Yu in the world, killing him seven in and seven out, unscathed, and killing all the devils.
Zhou Feng has criticized this TV series several times, but Peng Cheng still watched it happily and was not moved at all.
"Look at you, isn't this completely unreasonable, it's worse than hitting CS, guns and guns shoot heads, the Japanese just know how to rush forward like fools, don't the Japanese know how to find a cover."
"Damn, there are dozens of devils outside, and the two of them are looking at each other with affection, this is not looking for death."
"Damn, it's kissed, the Japanese have rushed in, is this the origin of 'death to death'."
Zhou Feng didn't look at this guy and shouted happily, and his mouth kept criticizing, but he didn't look at it at all, a typical meal and scolding the cook's hand.
Zhu Wanli went to wash, Mu Yang also took a stool and looked at it on the side, looking at him and suddenly thinking of the system task he received, thinking to himself, if he had this kind of skill, why worry about the task not being completed.
"Let me ask you a question, if it is an ordinary person, how do you think you should eliminate a small team of devil soldiers, just one person, and he is still an ordinary person, without the kung fu of these characters in the TV series." Muyang asked.
"Just find a place to hide and live, or just die." Zhou Feng opened his mouth and said.
"Isn't there a play?" Muyang then asked.
"What's the show, it's not these pig's feet here, do you still expect an ordinary person to kill dozens of Japanese soldiers, if the Japanese soldiers are so easy to eliminate, China will still need to resist the war for eight years, with more than 30 million dead and wounded." Zhou Feng pouted and said.
At this time, Peng Cheng continued: "If it was ordinary people or people at that time, it was indeed unlikely to deal with the Japanese, after all, the personal quality of the Japanese soldiers was better than that of the soldiers of the Kuomintang and the Communist Army at that time, the marksmanship was also accurate, and the tactical movements were skillful, and they were by no means so easy to kill." ”
"You know and watch these dramas." Zhou Feng glared at Peng Cheng and asked.
"Hehe, the current anti-Japanese TV series basically use the "War of Resistance Against Japan" as a background of the times, and the core has been quietly replaced with martial arts dramas, romantic dramas, and idol dramas. Even if the main line is still "anti-Japanese", martial arts, gunfights, love, fashion, sex appeal and other genre elements are all involved. Peng Cheng analyzed in detail.
"Yo, the analysis is quite thorough." Zhu Wanli rubbed his head and walked in to answer.
"That's, let's say it's also from the International School of Journalism and Communication, and it's not a little bit related to TV dramas." Peng Cheng said.
"What's the deal?" Zhu Wanli said.
"Stupid, are they all on TV?" Zhou Feng replied, and Mu Yang laughed.
"Let's continue with the question just now, don't be crooked, whether ordinary people can kill a team of devil soldiers, you can give a premise, that is, you can prepare some things for him that modern ordinary people can buy." Mu Yang dragged back the topic and asked.
"This proposition is interesting, you can open your mind." Peng Cheng paused the computer as he spoke, and several people concentrated on discussing this god topic.
Zhu Wanli said: "The prerequisite is that modern items are allowed, but they need to be available to ordinary people, and the conclusion is to kill a team of Japanese soldiers, is there a specific number of Japanese soldiers." "Zhu Wanli is from a law school, and he likes to break it down like this when he studies things, and he is used to it.
"Ten of them, no less." Muyang said.
"Then let's assume ten, ten heavily armed Japanese soldiers, an ordinary person, it's really difficult, you know, the Japanese are very vigilant when they are stationed and in battle, and it is impossible to be killed at will." Zhu Wanli didn't have a problem.
"Killing people, it's nothing more than poisoning, arson, explosion, or preparing a flood to flood the Seventh Army, or using a machine gun to burst into the distance, it's really not possible to dig a trap on the road, and directly let the devil's car fall inside, and everyone will fall to death." Zhou Feng came up with a bunch of ideas.
"Dude, can you get these things for ordinary people, even if I give you enough money, can you buy me a machine gun now, what do you use to poison it, ** or pesticides, even if you have the opportunity to poison, it is estimated that the Japanese are not stupid enough to drink such a bad smelling thing directly, not to mention that the chance of letting you enter the Japanese military camp to be poisoned is simply slim. How to set the fire, where to put it, how to make it impossible for the Japanese to get out of the fire pit. Where can you buy explosives for explosions, you must know that the current management of explosives is very strict, how can an ordinary person come here? Flooding the Seventh Army, that's how much you have seen in the Three Kingdoms. Peng Cheng refuted Zhou Feng one by one, and the choked Zhou Feng stared straight at him.
"None of my ideas worked?" Zhou Feng was not convinced.
"Your idea of digging a trap is good, and letting the Japanese fall into it and die is absolutely creative." Peng Cheng said.
Zhou Feng showed a smile, and listened to Peng Cheng continue: "If the Japanese are all fools, it is estimated that this strategy of waiting for the rabbit has a 1% chance, but which road are you going to dig a hole on, fall into the pit of a car, how long do you have to dig, don't the Japanese patrol, and others don't pass here." After speaking, Peng Cheng shook his head.
Zhou Feng glared again. "Then I'll take a liquefied gas canister and light it and throw it over and blow it up."
"If you are outdoors, your idea will not succeed, because the main injury of a liquefied gas explosion is to explode and injure people indoors after the leak, not the direct explosion of the liquefied gas tank. You must know that the explosion of a liquefied gas tank requires a tempering inside the tank to explode, and even if you throw the burning liquefied gas tank over, it will not be able to explode, at most it will be burning there. Zhu Wanli explained.
"Brother Pig still understands this?" Zhou Feng said.
"My cousin is a firefighter, and a few days ago I saw a firefighter coming out with a burning liquefied gas tank on the computer picture news, so I checked the information in this regard, and then I learned about it." Zhu Wanli said.
"How did I suddenly find out that if I didn't arrange the plot according to the anti-Japanese drama, why couldn't this play be performed, it seems that those screenwriters were also forced to be helpless, I understand them now." Zhou Feng sighed.
The four of them laughed in the dormitory.
After the lights went out, several people chatted for a while and then rested, but Muyang felt that he had gained something and wanted to think about it.