Chapter 7: The Third Uncle
Chapter 7: The Third Uncle
The male human body on the hospital bed trembled violently, and at the same time, a slight low roar came out of his mouth. The goddess of healing anxiously shouted, "Uncle! Uncle ......"
I covered my mouth and laughed, "Hehe! I'm afraid your uncle has ......"
"Despicable!" The Healing Goddess screamed and lunged at me, and I felt dozens of strong winds slash at me. I hurriedly dodged to the side, dodging the blades as the healing goddess rushed to the hospital bed.
"Uncle! Hang on! I'm here to save you! The Goddess of Healing quickly placed her hands on the wound on the neck of the male human on the hospital bed.
I laughed and said, "I bit him three times in total, can you cover three wounds with your two hands at once?" Aha! ”
"I didn't expect a girl at such a young age of you to be so despicable!" The Goddess of Healing shouted as she turned her hands light red. At this moment, the man on the hospital bed sat up suddenly, stretched out his two hands and grabbed at the goddess of healing.
"Ahh The Goddess of Healing screamed and took a step back, so that the male human on the hospital bed did not catch her, but ripped her white coat open, revealing the pink clothes inside.
I stared at the two huge peaks wrapped in pink clothes inside her white coat and exclaimed, "Wow! I finally learned that if my boobs are too big, I need to carry them around with clothes like this......"
Nana leaned over to me and sneered, "Sister, why are your concerns always in these places?" Don't you pay attention to how we kill her? ”
As Nana spoke to me, the male human in the hospital bed was already grunting as he got out of the bed, sniffed and bared his teeth at the goddess of healing. By this time, his eyes had changed from human black to dark red. I'm sure it won't be long before it turns blood red.
"Uncle! Uncle! You...... How are you......" the Goddess of Healing shouted anxiously.
"Uh......" The man, who could no longer be called a human, stretched out his arms towards the Goddess of Healing, drooling and swaying towards her.
I laughed, "Haha! This guy is your uncle, huh? He's not human anymore...... If I'm not mistaken, he must have become the zombie you said, right? Didn't you say damn zombies, didn't you want to dismember zombies, did you dismember him? Aha! ”
"Uncle...... Uncle ......" The Goddess of Healing cried with tears in her eyes as she dodged the bite of her zombie uncle.
"Whoa!" With a bang, Uncle Zombie grabbed the corner of the Goddess of Healing's clothes that had been torn apart by it just now, and completely tore off the white coat of the Goddess of Healing.
Nana whispered next to me, "The Goddess of Healing is such a strange human, why does the scene of zombies chasing humans turn bad in her?" Live like that hot ......"
"Sister Na, what kind of heat is it?" I asked, confused.
Nana patted me on the head and smiled evilly, "Don't ask this, kid!" ”
I pouted and said, "It's like you're a lot older than me...... Nasty Sister Na ......"
When I spoke to Nana, Uncle Zombie's eyes had turned completely blood-red, and he was countless times quicker than when he got out of bed. Look at its two hands, which have become ten sharp claws with long pointed nails. He had already scuffled with the Healing Goddess, who relied on her superpowers' physical dexterity to dodge the zombie uncle's fangs and claws again and again. If it were an ordinary human, he would have been caught by Uncle Zombie.
Nana exclaimed: "Sister, look at the healing goddess and his uncle, I don't think he looks like an ordinary zombie, at least a super powerful high-level zombie!" Now the goddess of healing has played. ”
I laughed and said, "That's right!" It's no wonder that the humans I bit don't become high-level zombies! Look at Brother Yu, isn't it amazing? He was bitten by me and turned into a zombie! And the heron, I don't think I have bitten her, but she has become a very powerful zombie with me......"
After saying that, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and said urgently: "Sister Na, you are so annoying!" Don't mislead me! I'm not a stinky zombie, and neither are my brother Yu and Lulu! They're all superpowers like me! ”
Nana nodded, "Okay...... All right...... So how do you explain this? He's become like this, isn't he a zombie? Nana said as she pointed to Uncle Zombie.
I was about to say something when I heard a human female scream. Turning his head, Zhang Yu grabbed the last living human female who was with the Goddess of Healing just now. When she was caught by Zhang Yu, she also screamed: "Ah...... Goddess...... Save me...... Save me...... Ah......h
Zhang Yu said in his usual cold and calm tone: "Nana, does what you just said about catching these three human women and killing them little by little to distract the healing goddess count?" ”
Nana waved her hand at Zhang Yu and shouted, "Brother Yu, don't you make a mess?" Their goddess is messy enough, you see she's almost stripped naked by her own uncle! Aha! ”
"That's not going to kill her!" Zhang Yu asked.
Nana said angrily: "Brother Yu, I think you are becoming more and more like Tang Seng...... Master...... Either you're going to snap her up, or you're going to kill her...... Don't ask me again! ”
"Good! Then I'll forcibly kill her! Let's use the electric current to electricity her for twenty minutes before ......" Zhang Yu whispered a sentence before hearing the screams of this human woman. I saw Zhang Yu grabbing her two wrists and lifting her up, and Zhang Yu's hands were flashing with white electric sparks. Looking at this human woman again, Zhang Yu was so shocked that tears, snot, and saliva flowed out together, and then, the group of nurses between her legs was wet. I know that she was so incontinent by Zhang Yu's electricity that she urinated.
I shouted at Zhang Yu: "Brother Yu, you can call her a few times, don't kill her first." I'll ask her a question later! ”
"Good! I know! After Zhang Yu finished speaking, he carried the stunned human woman on his shoulders.
Looking at the goddess of healing, she has been chased and bitten by her zombie uncle at this time. She cried and said, "Uncle...... Right...... I'm sorry...... I'm sorry! ”
After saying that, she shouted: "Rapid dismemberment!" After shouting, she slashed dozens of times in front of Uncle Zombie with her hand knife. After Uncle Zombie let out a low roar, dozens of streams of blood erupted from his body, forming a blood mist around his body. In this blood mist, its body turned into a pile of fragments scattered on the ground.
I laughed, "Haha! Pretty big sister, you finally dismembered your uncle! Do you smell the scent of the brain in his skull? Take it out and taste it, right? ”
The Goddess of Healing stared at me with a pair of red crying eyes and said angrily, "It's because of you...... My uncle is ...... That's how it is...... I'm going to kill you! ”
I suddenly suppressed my smile and said coldly, "That's because you...... Our stupid big guy is ...... That's going to be the ...... We're going to kill you too! ”
After I finished speaking, Lu Lu and Zhang Yu shouted at the same time: "Yes! Kill her! Revenge for the stupid big one! ”
Nana laughed, "You dismembered our stupid big man, but he is my dearest sister's personal guard and pioneer!" We must avenge this revenge! Goddess, Goddess, you always dismember others, but you have never experienced what it is like to be mutilated yourself. Just now you dismembered your own uncle, tell us, what is it like to dismember your own relatives with your own hands? ”
Speaking of this, Nana put her slender fingers to her mouth and said with a charming smile: "In addition, tell us again, how did you feel when you were undressed by your own uncle just now?" Doesn't it feel so exciting and enjoyable? ”
"Shut up! You damn pervert! I'll kill you first! The Healing Goddess shouted and lunged at Nana.
"Ahh CAO! Goddess...... Save me...... Save me...... Ah......h But her screams echoed through the room.
When she reappeared, Nana was already standing next to Uncle Zombie's dismembered body, picked up his head from the ground, and said with a smile: "My sister said just now that his brain is scented...... It's really fragrant and tempting...... The smell makes me excited......"
"Dead pervert! Put down my uncle! The Goddess of Healing shouted and lunged at Nana.
However, this time, I didn't let her pounce in front of Nana again, and gave Nana a chance to disappear in front of her eyes, and I stood directly between her and Nana.
I said coldly: "Sister Na, stop teasing her, I can't be hungry for the scent of this beautiful big sister's body and the scent of blood...... If I don't eat her flesh and drink her blood, I'll die of hunger......"
The Goddess of Healing glared at me and said angrily, "You dead zombie, give me death!" ”
I was stunned for a moment, and said aggrievedly: "That...... Big Sister ...... People don't know zombies...... You say people are zombies...... Look in my eyes...... Is it black like you humans? And my body...... Isn't it the same as you humans, without a trace of decay? Also, look at ......"
Before I could finish speaking, the Goddess of Healing had already rushed to me, and I saw her sharp hand knife swing dozens of times in front of me. At the same time, I heard the heron shouting: "Master! Be careful! ”
As I dodged the blade of the Healing Goddess slashing at me, I shouted, "Don't come here, let me deal with her myself!" If I can't even handle her as a human superpower, what kind of general will I be, what zombie army will I command! ”
After shouting, I also followed her example and turned my two little claws into two sharp hand knives, and said coldly: "Who doesn't know how to use hand knives!" Let me tell you, in the past, my uncle Liu Yidao's superpower was a hand knife, and as his lovely niece, of course I would use a hand knife......"
As soon as I finished speaking, the goddess of healing was startled, stopped her hands instantly, looked at me in surprise and said hurriedly: "What do you say, your uncle is Liu Yidao?" Liu Decai, how could Liu Yidao be your uncle? ”
I laughed, "Oh? So you know Liu Yidao? His name seems to be Liu Decai......"
"Tell me why he's your uncle?" The goddess of healing is in a hurry.
I said suspiciously, "He looks at me cute and likes me!" And then he stinks and shamelessly wants to be my uncle......"
"Impossible! No way! My third uncle is not such a person...... "The healing goddess panicked: "Tell me where he is now?" ”
I wondered, "Big sister, what did you say?" Third uncle? Is Liu Yidao your third uncle? ”
The Goddess of Healing nodded and said urgently, "Yes!" He is my third uncle, and it was my second uncle who was on the hospital bed just now......"
"Sister, you tell the goddess that it's not a good thing to have more uncles...... These two uncles of hers may be strange uncles......" Nana's charming whisper rang in my ears.
"Dead pervert! You shut up! The goddess of healing hurriedly said: "Tell me quickly, is my third uncle okay?" Where is he now? ”
I pointed to my flat little belly and said seriously, "If it's good or not...... It should be good, right...... I think your third uncle, my Uncle Liu, he will not be worried about finding food and those zombies outside...... Where do you ask him...... He's in my little belly......"
"What do you say? Where is the third uncle? In your belly? The Goddess of Healing exclaimed.
I laughed, "Of course it's in my little belly, he was eaten by me, where would he be if he wasn't in my belly?" In addition, I have the impression that I have never pooped, so he is in my little belly, just like all the humans I eat, ahahaha! ”
I continued to laugh and said, "In addition, I have eaten countless zombies, so now I have both humans and zombies in my little belly, maybe they are playing out another story of the end of the world, the zombie and human war in my little belly!" ”
After I finished speaking, the healing goddess whispered with tears in her eyes, "I can't think of it...... You little girl who looks like you're only a teenager is more perverted than that dead pervert...... It's also more perverted than all zombies...... You're not a zombie, you're the devil! ”
I wondered, "Oh, big sister, you say I'm a pervert?" I seem to have heard someone say I'm a pervert for the first time, it's funny......"