7. Chapter 7
I rubbed my hands, looked at her and said with a smile: "Master, you look at a hundred, with my small body, it's really a lot." Twenty or fifty! ”
But when I saw her smile and raise her hand, I immediately changed her tone seriously, "Master, I know you are for my good, don't you just do a hundred push-ups!" Small meaning, small meaning! ”
That being said, in fact, I have long been bloody, and I have long been scolding her. Although I am usually in the countryside, I go up the mountain to dig birds, go down to the river to fish, and exercise a lot. But I have never been professionally trained.
A hundred push-ups, it's obviously a deadly rhythm!
With a grief in my heart, I went downstairs and went into the courtyard. Do push-ups honestly.
One...
Two...
I'm watching her go while I'm doing it, and I've made up my mind that people can't be so honest. How can a man succumb to the obscenity of the little girl. But whenever I find out that she is leaving, I will be lazy immediately, and I will definitely procrastinate.
It's a pity that God doesn't seem to bless me, she stood there motionless, still smiling. But whenever I'm going to be lazy, I immediately raise my hand.
I'm wondering if this guy has taken medicine, why is the sense so sensitive, and he can't steal it if he's lazy.
In the end, I provoked a few times, but I suffered by myself, and I decisively didn't want to provoke. Let's do it honestly!
Half an hour later, a hundred push-ups were finally done. I haven't exercised for a long time, and I just recuperated my body, and my whole body was sore from being tired.
Originally, I was thinking, let me take a break when I'm done!
Outcome...
"Frog jumps a hundred times, maintaining a height of one-third of a meter each time!" She said with a smile.
Damn, this is killing me!
I looked at her angrily, if my eyes could kill, I believe she must be raped and then killed, and then raped and killed!
But when she raised her hand, I retreated very obscenely, and the ambition in my heart also vanished. Let's do it honestly first!
I couldn't help it, I was so scared of her, I still haven't figured out how she can hook my soul out, and she can whip me with an unknown whip.
Once again, I realized how aggrieved it was to want to kill her, but I couldn't.
Then I began to circle the yard, half-crouching with my head in my hands, and the frog jumped step by step. Because she also set the height of each frog jump, I had to concentrate every time, and I had to jump again if the height was not high enough.
After a few times in a row, I wondered if she was playing tricks on me, was she really just asking me to do a hundred?
How do you feel like you want me to do hundreds?
It took me another hour to finish a hundred frog jumps. In fact, even I don't know how many times I reworked or how many times I re-jumped. All I know is that after I finished my frog jump, I almost collapsed, and I was trembling when I walked.
"Here are a hundred sets of sit-ups!" She said with a smile.
I was acting like a robot, without any intention to justify or bargain. And I can see that this girl is not torturing me, and she won't give up!
Gradually, the day dawned.
I'm still exercising, and the fat man and the monkey have come to my door, waiting for me to go to school together.
They laughed at me when they saw me exercising. The most common sentence is that the sun is coming out in the west, and a lazy person like me will actually get up early to exercise.
Hearing the sneering of the two, I hated it.
Finally, another set of 100 push-ups was done, and I finally saw that the master was gone. I know it's the end of the workout, but where did she go?
I'd love her to stay away, but I know it's impossible, she's definitely in my body.
I went back to the house and washed up, and then I went to school with the fat monkey.
As soon as I walked a while, I felt that my legs were weak and my walking speed slowed down. The fat man and the monkey laughed at me, saying that I was too vain, and that I must have been masturbated at night.
Although I knew that the two of them were joking, I still cooperated with the two of them.
When I passed by Uncle Wang's house, there was still a mourning hall outside, which made me curious.
It has been six days since Uncle Wang left, why is there still a mourning hall, is there an accident?
I was curious, and asked the fat man and the monkey directly, but the two of them were frightened, saying that Uncle Wang's house was haunted, and they pulled me away as they spoke, for fear of being contaminated with something.
As soon as I heard this, I became more energetic, and since I met the master, I found that I was much bolder than before. At least when you hear the word ghost, you won't be afraid.
After I asked him repeatedly, the fat man and the monkey told the truth.
It turned out that the night Uncle Wang left, I didn't know what was going on, and he never lost his breath. My body is still hot, but I can't shout no matter how much I scream.
That night, everyone in Uncle Wang's family was ready, and when Uncle Wang died of breath, they would put on the prepared shroud for him. He also called all the people in the village and asked them to carry the prepared coffin to the courtyard.
But waiting left and right, after a busy night, Uncle Wang has never lost his breath. The Wang family called for someone to remove the mourning hall, and asked the husband and the doctor to see him.
Mr. watched for a long time and came to the conclusion that Uncle Wang was not dead yet, and said that Uncle Wang would come back. The doctor came to the conclusion that Uncle Wang was dead, so let's prepare for the future.
However, the doctor has not been able to explain why Uncle Wang's body still has temperature.
The statements of the two parties made the Wang family hesitate, so they simply arranged the mourning hall again and prepared for both.
Hearing this, I finally knew why the fat man and the monkey were so afraid, it must be because of the fact that Uncle Wang was afraid of meeting him in the back mountain on the night he left.
It's a pity that due to time constraints, I didn't continue to study, so I joked with the fat man and went straight to school.
The early morning workout made my school day not mentally good, and I spent the whole day sleeping. Maybe it was because my family called me in sick before, but the school teacher didn't bother me, but just gave two bad friends an excuse and laughed at me for a day.
After self-study in the evening, with the experience of the previous day, the three of us no longer dared to stay in the town and went home directly along the road. I'm afraid that if it's more than twelve o'clock, I'm still out there.
Half an hour, we returned to the village, separated at the entrance of the village, and the fat man and the monkey went home together.
I continued along the road.
When I passed by Uncle Wang's house, I remembered what the fat man and the monkey said in the morning, and I couldn't help but walk towards Uncle Wang's house. At the outer wall of the courtyard, it was cushioned with a few bricks, and I stepped on it and secretly looked inside.
Because the place I chose is close to the farmland, it is relatively remote, and there are wreaths in the courtyard. So the people in the courtyard didn't notice that there was such a person as me.
Strange, how can there be a Taoist priest in the courtyard? Is something wrong?
I saw a lot of people standing in the courtyard, in addition to the relatives of the Wang family and the people in the village, there were actually two Taoist priests, one old and one young.
At this time, the old Taoist priest walked around the open coffin, holding a peachwood sword and a copper bell in his hand, chanting words, as if he was doing the Fa. The little Taoist priest threw the dark money and paper money behind his back.
"This family is going to suffer, the soul is gone, and it looks like the corpse is going to be transformed."
Suddenly, a voice rang in my ears.
I was looking at it with great energy, and when I heard this sound, I fell from the brick into the dry field. Hurriedly turned his head, and saw a girl in red standing beside him, looking into the courtyard, muttering to herself.
"Haunted, is this a rhythm that scares me to death?" I muttered, and stood on the brick again. Just as I was about to peek, I saw the master floating in front of me.
Face to face, the tip of the nose is less than a centimeter apart, I saw the master's pretty face, and suddenly blushed inexplicably, usually the master is still quite good-looking!
"Little brat, the soul has been lost, and the corpse in the courtyard will be transformed in a while. It's up to you to catch ghosts! The master didn't seem to notice my blushing, and commanded directly.
Uh-huh! Rely on me? Rely on me for what? Catching ghosts? Or was it caught by a ghost?
Master, don't play with me! I was stunned, and then I wailed in my heart.