Chapter Ninety-Eight: Debunking
readx;?. ntp*{:-:-; t:; }.ntp; n; }
"Done? It would be nice if it was really done! "I despise it in my heart. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info but what can be done? I, the authentic descendant of the Three Qing Dynasty, are now alive like a beggar, but he is a fake Taoist priest who is respected, eats and drinks well, why!
The reason why I can't be angry is because after doing this, these neighbors all went to the table one by one, staring at the good food and vegetables on the table, and when the chopsticks came up, the good guys didn't let go of a piece of meat like a pack of hungry wolves! The Taoist priests were even more entertained with good wine and food, tearing meat on their mouths and holding wine in their hands. It's worse than my "Hanako" eating appearance!
And me? is really regarded as a begging for food by his son! Took me to the kitchen to find some leftovers, fooled around and went back to my room. I looked at the steamed buns that were still a little dirty in my hand, looked around again, threw away the steamed buns and walked straight to the Taoist priests over there.
"Is there anything wrong with this little brother?"
When the Taoist saw me walking over, he hurriedly patted the people around him and motioned them to pay attention to the eating appearance, and then asked me politely.
"Dao Chief, can you let me serve the table and fill my stomach." I pretended to be pitiful and begged the chief. The Taoist chief hesitated, and motioned for me to sit down.
In fact, eating is not my purpose, my purpose is to uncover his pretending to be a ghost!
"Dare to ask the elder, what happened to Lao Zhao and their family?" I asked, stuffing my garlic-stained elbow meat into my mouth.
"Well, that's it. Oh, it's just a few lonely ghosts, little things, little things. The Taoist replied to me with a pretended lightheartedness.
"Oh, then you can do it with a casual babble?"
"Well, this is not a casual chatter, this is the exorcism spell left by our Sanqing Ancestor Master!" The Taoist looked at me with some contempt.
Hmph, exorcism spells? Also the ancestor of the three Qing Dynasty? I thought it was funny and asked, "Oh? I heard that there are three divine books in Sanqing, "Sanqing Divination", "Sanqing Charm" and "Qimen Dunjia", I don't know which one I have learned? ”
"Sanqing Divination" the Taoist chief blurted out.
"Oh? So since you are learning "Sanqing Divination", why do you know spells? I asked, glaring at him.
It seemed that he was frightened by my rhetorical question, and said impatiently with the food in his mouth: "You, you, you, I kindly let you eat, why do you embarrass me?" What are your intentions? ”
This sentence was very loud, and it instantly attracted the curiosity of the people around us, and they all looked at us with suspicion. The Dao chief felt that he had said the wrong thing, and his eyes rolled and he didn't know what to think of again.
"Did you hear that? He claims to be the descendant of the Three Qing Dynasty, so why is it difficult for him to answer my simple question? They are charlatans at all! I stood up facing the crowd and pointed to the Taoist priests.
"You, you don't want to spew blood!" That Dao Leader is still refuting?
"Okay, so be it. Everyone saw that you can make fire out of thin air, so why don't you make another one for everyone to see! Why, don't you dare? ”
He must not dare! Because he's just a liar! With the coaxing of the crowd, there was obviously an embarrassed look on his face!
"Hmph, apologize to everyone, fortunately Uncle Ben is here today, otherwise you will hurt others!" I scolded them so angrily that one of the Taoist priests sat on the ground. The sweat on the forehead of the Taoist chief also flowed all the time.
"You, you're a liar! Give me back my money, give it back to me! Lao Zhao saw their embarrassment, and scolded them, and some villagers couldn't see it and helped subdue these liars!
"This little brother, what do you call it?" Just as I was rejoicing in the beating of the liar, someone patted me and accosted me, and I turned my head.
"Oh, you call me Li...... Xiao Wang is fine! "In order not to reveal my identity, I lied about my surname.
"Hello Brother Wang, I am Zhao Guang, the son of this family. You can just call me Brother Zhao. Zhao Guang said with a smile.
I hummed as I watched the noisy but happy scene.
After a while, the gang stopped moving, and I looked towards the middle and saw those fake Taoist priests with blue noses and swollen faces, which was really exciting!
"Brother Wang, can you come with me to the house, and I'll give you some reward." Zhao Guang asked me.
"Tipping? Do you really think I'm begging for food? Hurry up and get some good food and drinks, as well as a new set of clothes and luggage! Get rid of these people, and your family will come with me into the house, and I will have something to say to you!" ”
Scientists have not yet studied the extent of a person's potential. But on certain occasions, human beings are bound to do something extraordinary! Just like now, my chest is already hungry, so I ate three bowls of rice, two large steamed buns and a few dishes! I don't know how ugly my eating looks like, but when I put down my chopsticks when I'm full, I see faces full of surprise facing me.
"Have you eaten enough? Can you say that? Lao Zhao saw that I had finished eating, so he hurriedly asked.
I unhurriedly took out a toothpick from the toothpick holder, paused a few times, and asked, "Is everything else ready?" I'm going to stay at your house these days! ”
"Huh? Still living in our house? This ......" The family all put on a look of embarrassment.
"What is it to live? Do you know how difficult this matter is to solve in your family? Do you know how many demons are staring at your house now! I said with some annoyance.
"Ahh This, this ......" Sure enough, after hearing this, the family was scared.
"Don't worry, you won't be rewarded for nothing. Relying on the Taoist priests you invited, will there be anything else besides cheating money? Leave this to me. Who told me to eat yours and live in yours? I said lightly.
"Huh? You...... All right? Zhao Guang asked me suspiciously, and he didn't blame him, how capable can a person named Hanako have?
"Throw me away, I can do it!" But now it's getting late, and I don't have a magic weapon in my hand, so let's do it, Brother Zhao, you go and prepare a bowl of chicken blood first, resist tonight, early tomorrow morning, you give me money and I will go to the shroud shop in the village to buy something. ”
"This, okay." Brother Zhao hesitated for a moment and then walked out.
"Don't be idle, Uncle Zhao, I heard that your family is upside down? Tell me all about your last inversion! The more detailed, the better! "This time, I looked at Lao Zhao seriously. Spiritual Sense told me that this must have something to do with the inverted bucket!!
To combat piracy and support genuine copying, please read the latest content on the Internet. Current User ID: , Current User Name: