024 Thin marriage
"That's whether the two of them can get married and have children in the future!" Zhang Lin said in a deep voice.
"Yes, I will definitely take care of Yun Hui'er in every way!" Yafei said hurriedly.
Zhao Yun and Zhang Lin glanced at each other, and they both saw each other's distrust, Yafei is a second-generation official son, who can guarantee that he can always be good to Yun Hui'er, even if Yafei can guarantee it, who can guarantee that Yun Hui'er will not change her mind?
"What should I do?" Zhao Yun asked embarrassedly.
"You guys are so stupid, just look at the marriage and it's over?" Brother Mouse's voice reached everyone's ears, and then a dashing young man appeared in the living room, this person was Brother Mouse.
When Zhao Yun heard this, don't say it, it really makes sense, and hurriedly said, "Brother Mouse, you are so smart!" ”
"That's it! Don't look at what I'm made of! Brother Rat said in a coager.
"It's easy to say, the marriage book and the book of life and death are all in the hands of the judge, can we let us see it if we want to?" Zhang Lin asked with a cold snort.
Brother Rat didn't care at all, looked at Yafei and Yun Hui'er for a while, sighed and said, "That's it, just for Zhao Yun's sake, help you two little once, I'll go find the ghost detective Xin'er." ”
Originally, Brother Rat was going to go to the underworld after speaking, but when he saw the suspicious eyes of the four people, he was angry in his heart and said, "What? Don't believe me? ”
"Brother Mouse, of course I don't believe you, the ghost judgment has a very high status in the underworld, how can you be a mouse spirit who can see it, even if you do, people may not let you see the thin marriage! When the time comes, you come back and say whatever you want, what should you do? Zhao Yun said what he thought in his heart without scruples.
"You!" Leng is brother was speechless, and after thinking for a long time, he shouted loudly: "You dare not believe my ability? Remember it for me in the future, I'm not a rat essence, I'm a rat fairy, a compiled earth fairy! ”
Zhao Yun was taken aback by Brother Mouse's reaction, and didn't dare to say anything more, Zhang Lin was silent on the side, obviously still suspicious of Brother Mouse, afraid that Brother Rat would talk nonsense, and the cause and effect planted would be even greater at that time.
"Well, let me tell you, I have a strong relationship with the Demon Judge, and to prove it, I'll tell you about the Judge! The chief judge of the underworld is vicious, insidious and cunning, but most of them are kind and upright at heart. The majority of the verdict is to sentence people to reincarnation and death, punish the bad guys, and reward the good guys. Brother Rat really had no choice but to explain.
Zhao Yun shook his head helplessly and said, "Brother Mouse, we all know what you said, can you say something that we don't know?" ”
Brother Rat grimaced at Zhao Yun and said, "The judge is located in the palace of the Son of Heaven in Xudu, and is responsible for judging the ghosts who have come to the underworld. The four major civil and military judges in the palace of the king of Yama belong to the Division of Rewarding the Good, the Division of Punishing the Evil, the Department of Yin Law, and the Division of Inspection. The reward is Wei Zheng of the Tang Dynasty, he is in charge of Shanbo, dressed in a green robe, and has a lovely smile. All the good imps before their lives are arranged by him, and they will be rewarded according to the degree and amount of good deeds before their deaths. In the six realms of reincarnation, or ascend to heaven and become a god, or reincarnate as a human, you only need to drink a bowl of ** tea at Meng Po's place, forget the grievances in life, and you can eat the fireworks in the world again.
The punishment of evil is Zhong Kui, dressed in a purple robe, with angry eyes. His lips were closed, and he looked businesslike. All the ghosts who come to report are reflected in front of the mirror of evil, showing good and evil, and distinguishing between good and bad. All the evil ghosts who did evil in his life were dealt with by him, and he sentenced them according to the principle of "four noes and four nos" of King Yama, the four nos - disloyalty, unfilial piety, unfaithfulness, and unbelief; The four nos - rudeness, unrighteousness, incorruptibility, shamelessness, light punishment for minor crimes, heavy punishment for serious crimes, and then handed over to the yin to be sent to the punishment platform, sent to the eighteen layers of hell, until the sentence is completed, and then handed over to the reincarnation hall, pulled to turn into a cow and a horse, into a worm into a dog, etc., and return to the yang world.
The Chacha Division, also known as the Judicial Division, is called Lu Zhidao, a native of the Song Dynasty. His eyes were like lightning, upright, and he looked righteous and awe-inspiring. Its duty is to let the good get good rewards, the good things are promoted, so that the evil people are punished as they deserve, and to redress the wronged.
And the Yin Law Division is Judge Cui, he is the number one person in the well-known Yin Cao Prefecture, holding the life and death book in his left hand and the soul hooking pen in his right hand, specializing in the task of adding longevity to the good and letting the evil return to the yin. ”
"Big brother, hurry up! If you grind for a while, the sky will be bright! After listening to this, Zhao Yun had probably already believed Brother Mouse's words, if he hadn't seen it, how could he know so much about the judges of the underworld, and he even knew what kind of official mansion he was wearing, so he didn't want to delay any longer.
Brother Rat is not a procrastinator, no, not a procrastinating mouse, disappearing after a puff of white smoke.
About half an hour later, Brother Rat appeared again, the difference is that this time it was the real person, a white-haired mouse, blinking his big eyes of table tennis balls, and said very proudly: "The two of them are really destined to be married, and I can help them, but when Yafei is middle-aged, there will be an affair and almost ruin the family." ”
When Zhao Yun and Zhang Lin heard Brother Rat say this, they wanted to see how Yafei and Yun Hui'er reacted, but found that the two had already fainted.
"I'm sorry, I went down to the yin to reveal the prototype, and I forgot to change it in a hurry." Brother Rat said that he became a dashing teenager again.
Zhao Yun was so depressed, he finally came back, and scared Yafei and Yun Hui'er unconscious, yes, any normal person would faint when they saw such a big white-haired mouse, it would be good if they weren't scared to death.
Zhao Yun and Zhang Lin took a lot of trouble to wake up the two of them, and told them that they would be together in the future and could set up tablets for their children.
Zhang Lin deliberately didn't say anything about Yafei's affair, because it was their own life, and they needed to go by themselves, and outsiders couldn't interfere casually.
After everything was taken care of, it was dawn, and the two of them went to eat KFC.
"This is really unpalatable, I don't understand how many people come to eat such garbage food!" Brother Rat took a bite of the chicken wings and put it down and said complainingly.
Zhao Yun didn't think so, but it was good to be able to come and eat KFC, how could he have this money before, so he said, "Isn't it delicious?" Are the earth immortals so picky about eating? ”
"I'm not talking about taste, but the essence, the previous food is bred by the essence of heaven and earth, after eating not only good health, but also will prolong life, you look at the current food, either pesticides and fertilizers or genetically modified, or all kinds of food safety problems." Brother Rat said with a sigh like a little old man.
Zhao Yun listened to the black line on his face, which made it unpleasant to eat KFC, and retorted: "What you said are all plants, aren't these chicken wings very good?" Look, how big! ”
"Pull it down! I don't understand anything, don't look at the big meat and tender meat, but this is all blown up by feed, how can there be a little essence? In my opinion, it's better to eat some steamed buns to be nutritious! Brother Rat pouted.
Zhang Lin saw that the two were entangled in this question, so he interrupted and asked Brother Mouse: "Why are you here?" ”
"Oh, no, the emperor and his old man are afraid that you will make any mistakes, so let me come over and take a look." Brother Rat replied with a big grin as he ate his fries.
"Emperor? What emperor? Zhao Yun didn't care at all, but Zhang Lin grasped the point of Brother Mouse's words.