Chapter 62: Humans Zombies Can't Catch Up
Chapter 62: Humans that zombies can't catch up with
Watching him run away with a puff of smoke, I exclaimed, "Wow! It's really fast! But...... But I don't seem to have said 'start' yet, do I? ”
Lu Lu hurriedly said: "Master...... He...... Here's how he ...... Is it a ...... Foul? We...... Do you want...... Right now...... Just go and arrest him? ”
I laughed and said, "Just let him run for 60 seconds first, and take this opportunity to test our ability to track humans, what do you think?" ”
In a slightly hoarse voice, the heron said, "Okay...... Master...... Now he's gone...... But he ...... His smell and ...... Heartbeat...... Heron can also ...... Catch...... ......"
I gently pinched Lulu's face and laughed softly, "Good Lulu, you are so cute!" Hey! ”
While laughing with the heron, I kept listening to the heartbeat of the fleeing human fading away. After listening to www.biquge.info for more than ten seconds, I whispered in surprise: "This guy is really not slow, I can't even hear his heartbeat!" ”
The heron also nodded vigorously at me, with an anxious look on her face.
I smiled softly at the heron, "Don't worry, my little glutton, even if he runs fast enough to be out of range where my ears can hear his heartbeat in 60 seconds, don't forget, I still have the superpower of detection." I'm sure he'll never be out of range for 60 seconds! ”
When I said this, I couldn't hear the heartbeat of the fleeing human at all, but in the sight of my little brain, the orange dot representing him was still slowly moving away from me......
"It's been almost 60 seconds, right? Have you counted the herons? I laughed.
"Huh? What to count...... No......" Heron replied with some panic.
I laughed and said, "I think it's over 60 seconds, it's almost 100 seconds!" Heron, let's hurry up and catch him! After saying that, I took the heron's hand, turned into two white lightning bolts with her, and ran quickly.
"Okay...... Master...... When he is caught, the heron will ...... Cut off his ...... Two-legged ...... I'll let him run! Heron shouted as she ran.
"Aha! My good heron, your tone is becoming more and more like me! I laughed.
Heron replied in a slightly hoarse voice, "That...... Heron ...... Originally...... Every day is ...... Master...... Kiss the ......"
While I was laughing with the heron, the vision of my little brain was a small orange dot locked onto the fleeing human. Not long after chasing him with the orange dot, I could hear his heartbeat again.
"The host, the heron...... Heard again...... The sound of his heartbeat! Heron shouted at me.
I laughed and said, "That's good! That way we'll be able to catch him better! ”
"Master, after you catch him...... It's the first ...... Cut him off...... Two-legged ...... Or is it straightforward...... Pull out his ...... Heart? The heron asked me again.
I smiled and said, "Don't kill him yet, keep him, and let him stay for us to go to City B." ”
"Yes, master." After the heron finished speaking, I already saw the back of the fleeing human. In the next second, Lu and I were already standing side by side in front of him.
"I've got you! Aha! I stood in front of him and laughed loudly.
"I'm CAO! What's the situation? Can you teleport? He panicked: "I think I ran at least a few kilometers away." ”
After saying that, his face suddenly changed, he looked at me, then at the heron, and then shouted, "Ah! Zombie...... Help......" After shouting, turn around and ask for it.
The heron disappeared from me in an instant, stood in front of him, intercepted him, and said coldly to him, "You say...... Who is ...... Zombie? Isn't it...... Want to die? ”
"Ah...... Zombie...... Zombies can still talk...... Help me! In a hurry, he turned around again and tried to run backwards, only to find that I was blocked behind him.
"I can talk...... So...... So I'm not...... Zombie! Heron said in a cold tone, "If you ...... Again...... If I'm a zombie...... I'll just ...... I'll just ...... Cut off your ...... Tintin! After saying that, the heron picked up a steel rod from the ground, and then turned into a sharp knife with one hand, and cut off the steel rod.
"Ahh No...... Don't kill me! Heroine spare her life! He panicked.
I laughed and said, "You've been running for more than 60 seconds, right?" ”
He hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely ”
I continued to laugh and said, "The time it took me and the heron to catch you is not even 5 minutes, not even 1 minute, right?" ”
He still nodded and said in a panic: "Yes, yes, yes!" That's it, it's that's it! ”
I covered my mouth and smiled, "Okay, let's keep what I promised!" You were caught up by me and Heron in 5 minutes, so you can do it yourself! ”
"Myself...... Looking at the ...... Looking at the ......," he panicked: "Woman...... As long as you don't kill me, let me do whatever I want! ”
I stared into his eyes and smiled, "Okay, I won't kill you...... But do you remember a sentence you once said......"
"What?" He panicked.
I continued to stare into his eyes and smiled, "You said that your superpower is to run so fast that zombies can't catch up with you, right?" ”
He looked me in the eye and immediately replied, "Yes!" I said it! ”
I laughed and said, "The zombies can't catch up with you, but the heron and I have caught up with you, what does it prove?" ”
"Proof what? What to prove......" He looked me in the eye and tried to think.
"Proof ...... Prove...... You're not zombies! He said anxiously.
I slapped my hands and laughed, "That's right!" That's what I want! Heron and I are not zombies, but you said it yourself. If you say that I or my favorite heron is a zombie, I'm not only going to cut off your dingding, I'm going to cut off your head too! I don't know what Tintin is, but I think it must be terrible! ”
After I finished speaking, he was so frightened by me that he looked into my eyes and said in a panic: "Woman, I remember!" Really remembered! Don't say you're zombies anymore! ”
I laughed, "Haha! This is called a teachable child! Now let me see your tintin! ”
"Shenma? It's up to me ......" The look on his face looked even more alarmed.
I laughed, "Haha! I'm kidding you! What herons don't like, I certainly won't like. You'd better not let me see it, lest I actually cut it off for you!" Okay, now tell me your name, what's your name? ”
He replied: "My name is Qi Dongwei, the head of City B and those with superpowers who are higher than me all call me Xiao Qi, and ordinary people call me Brother Qi." ”
"Your name is so strange......" I muttered quietly, "Ding Wei...... Butyl wilt ...... Did Tintin shrink? ”
"Not Ding! It's East! It's not a shrunken wilt! It's great! Qi Dongwei panicked.
"It's not Ding...... It's the East...... Is Dongdong great? I wondered, "What is that greatness?" Let me see? ”
"Name...... The name is just a code name! He panicked.
I smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll call you Ding Xiaowei in the future!" If you don't agree, I'll let the heron cut off both of your legs! ”
"And him...... Atrophic...... Tintin ...... I cut it together, too! Heron said coldly.
"Good! You can call me anything! As long as you don't cut my ......" Qi Dongwei panicked: "Oh my God...... What the hell is going on here? Who can save me! ”
I said suspiciously: "Why do you want to save you, you haven't met zombies, and no zombies have said they want to eat you, why do you have an expression that you can't digest after eating?" ”
"Who says you haven't encountered zombies? Aren't you just mourning...... Mourning ......"
"Mourn what? You've got the last word done! You look back at the heron, her hands have turned into sharp knives......" I said with a frown.
Qi Dongwei panicked: "Mourning...... Mourning...... Don't say anything more about discouragement! I want to thank the two heroines for not killing! ”
I smiled and said, "Lulu, do you think Ding Xiaowei has a bit of an old horse's demeanor?" ”
Heron said in a slightly hoarse voice, "No wonder...... City B...... Status...... Paramount...... Superpowers...... So...... He ...... heavy."
I laughed and said, "Okay! Don't waste any more time, let's hurry back to find Brother Yu and them, and then let Ding Xiaowei take us to City B. Although I ate a human being, I am still very hungry, if I don't hurry up to City B to eat his ten or twenty human beings, I am afraid that I will not be able to help but eat Ding Xiaowei. ”
Qi Dongwei hurriedly said: "Eat...... What kind of people to eat? It's okay to take you to City B, but I have to find medicine! If you don't have medicine...... Fear...... I'm afraid ......"
I stepped forward and grabbed Qi Dongwei's arm and said, "I'm afraid your boss's son's life will not be guaranteed!" Right? ”
Qi Dongwei's arm was almost torn off by me, grinning in pain, and said bitterly: "Woman...... You tap ...... I almost broke my arm......"
I pouted and said, "With your body, you really don't deserve to be a human superpower!" Let me eat it! ”
"Don't! Woman! You'd better go to City B with me! ”
I pouted and said, "Then why don't you go back to the hospital to find medicine, and take us to City B when you find it!" ”
Qi Dongwei nodded his head again and again, and was dragged back to the hospital by me.
The size of the hospital is not small, and after searching inside, he found some medicines for his eldest son, and then found a lot of other medicines. He told me that now in City B, medicine is even more valuable than food. When he went back to find these medicines, he could not only exchange them for a lot of useful things, but also sleep with a lot of girls.
I'm very disgusted by the phrase "sleeping with a lot of girls"! Because I think it's a pity that a good girl was slept with by him before I ate it, although I don't know the true meaning of this "sleep". Let him explain it to me, I didn't understand him for a long time. In the end, it was the heron who whispered in my ear and explained it to me.
After I knew it, I warned Qi Dongwei very solemnly and seriously that if there is a girl in the future, he will not be allowed to sleep first, but give it to me first! Of course, give it to me to let me eat.
In the process of looking for medicine, Qi Dongwei also told me that in the current last days, especially in City B, the status of superpowers is very high, and the status of ordinary humans is very high. The current world is simply like an ancient slave society, where superpowers are slave owners and ordinary people are slaves. Many times, some scarce supplies can be exchanged for a beautiful girl.
While listening to Qi Dongwei's narration, I muttered in a low voice: "Scarce materials...... It's nothing more than food that humans eat, right? I have a lot of food that humans eat, and I can exchange it for a lot of beautiful girls. However, although the meat of a beautiful girl is tender and delicious, and it is very delicious, but there is too little fat on her body, and she does not taste chewy, I still prefer to eat fat and fat and oily and tall and muscular male humans...... The feeling of taking a bite...... Amazing......"
"Woman, what are you muttering to yourself? How...... Why are you still drooling? Qi Dongwei panicked.
I turned my head to look at him, wiped the saliva from my chin, and said coldly: "Ding Xiaowei, do you know, interrupting my thoughts is also the thing I hate the most. ”
"Woman, I was wrong! I was really wrong! I will change, I will change! He panicked.
I looked into his eyes and smiled: "Ding Xiaowei, do you know that the reason why you don't die is completely because of your mouth!" ”
Qi Dongwei nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" I know! I know! ”
Continuing to chat with Qi Dongwei, I gradually understood the general situation of City B. After we got out of the hospital, we went back to the place where the heavy truck was waiting for us. Brother Yu and Nana, who were standing on the roof of the car, were drooling when they saw me holding Qi Dongwei's arm and walking towards them.
Nana said excitedly: "Sister, you are so righteous! I also caught a human and brought it back for us to eat! ”
When Qi Dongwei saw Zhang Yu and Nana on the roof of the car, he immediately panicked......