Chapter 2: The Test of Immortals
Fairyland!? What do you mean, isn't it really the earth here!? Xiao Kai couldn't believe it, but looking at the terrifying power of the third child's casual blow, he couldn't believe that this was the strength that earthlings could have. And the most important point is that he clearly saw himself vomiting blood from being beaten on the earth, and was shot several times by the man, and at this time, he did not have the slightest discomfort except for the slap of the third child.
The third child looked at the people with an incredible face, and then said with a smile: "That's right, this is a great fairyland!" You will live here in the future, and you will also fall in love with it, because this is the paradise of dreams, the embodiment of hope, and the expression of perfection! Here, you can do anything, you can do anything, because this is the real wonderland! ”
Hearing this, the crowd began to whisper and talk, and the American who was hit also quieted down at this time and began to look at the space. The space is made entirely of metal, and if you look closely, you can see clouds and mist under your feet, as if it really looks like a fairyland.
One of the black boys suddenly shouted at the third child: "Hey, are we really in Wonderland now, and what's so special about that Wonderland?" ”
"That's a very good question." The third child clapped his hands, and then continued: "Next, you will have to go to the test of immortals, go to the Jurassic movie to survive for seven days, of course, this is teamwork, if you want to go alone, you can do it alone, but the price is to pay for your precious life." ”
As soon as the black boy heard this, his face immediately changed. "Jurassic? What the are you talking about, isn't this a fairyland? ”
"That's right, kid, this is indeed a fairyland. However, since it is a fairyland, there will be a more rigorous test, and in the next half a minute, you will be transported to the Jurassic world, now, please close your eyes and wait for the test of the immortals! Oh yes, I almost forgot that in this world, you have to try to live, and if you die in this world, then you will really die."
Just after the third child finished saying this, the crowd suddenly exploded, and people began to shout wildly. "Fuck you, let us out, I'm going home and tell you my dad is mayor! You are kidnapping, kidnapping! My dad is going to kill you! "It's not going to be true, but I like it, I've been in prison for twenty-five years on Earth, and now I'm free!"
"I'm not dreaming, yes, I must be dreaming"
Just when these people were shouting loudly, everyone's eyes suddenly went dark, and at this time, Xiao Kai looked at the third and the boss with his only eyes, but he only saw that they were laughing at his people, and he didn't know if he was laughing at his ignorance or what, and at this moment, Xiao Kai's eyes were completely dark, and vaguely, as if he saw a glowing door
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Xiao Kai pushed the wooden branch that was blocking the way in front of him, and then squinted his eyes to the sky. The sky in this Jurassic World is as blue as a wash, and there is not a trace of haze in sight, which makes Xiao Kai, who has not seen the sky blue for several years, laugh from the bottom of his heart. When he was on Earth, Xiao Kai's family was also a local tyrant family, but because his parents touched Ye Ziheng's interests, they were brutally tortured and killed, which made Xiao Kai, who was originally the same as the second ancestor, fully crazy in his heart, so it took three full years and a lot of money to finally kill Ye Ziheng as he wished. When he was on Earth, he had a mandatory plan every second of every day, and after revenge, he didn't know how to live.
Just when Xiao Kai was thinking wildly, an electronic synthesized sound appeared in his mind! This electronic synthesized sound is not as stiff as the earth, and it even has a hint of color in it.
"The entry quest for the newbie in Wonderland, Jurassic World, starts now, and there are a total of 49 people who test the Chosen One. The mission objective is to survive for 168 hours, during which countless dinosaurs will carry out crazy attacks on the Chosen One, and you will have good luck. "Since this world is the first time that the Chosen One has entered the test of immortals, three D-rank supply boxes are hereby distributed to each person. And each person will automatically generate a Phantom Fairy Bracelet. "Phantom Bracelet: A piece of equipment shared by every Chosen One, this equipment is extremely useful to the Chosen One! Please pay attention to save, only this one, no return or exchange. Special Skill 1 Channel Call: You can use the same call channel with all the Chosen One in this World Test, regardless of distance. Special Skill 2 Void Storage: Has a 1x1x1 cubic meter void storage space that can store any non-living form. Special Skill 3 Gem Inlay (not enabled at this time) Special Skill 4 World Map: You can have the general map of this World Mission. Special Skill 5 Telepathy of the Chosen One: You can find the location of the Chosen within 5 kilometers. (You can turn it off freely.) )“
Just when Xiao Kai was listening to this electronic synthesis sound with emotion in a daze, a rough voice suddenly came out of the Phantom Immortal Bracelet: "I said, can you hear it!" "This voice turned out to be the American Navy SEAL who was beaten by the third child just now, of course, he spoke English, but Xiao Kai is also a big family no matter how he speaks, and he still understands English." Fuck you, Yankees, what are you muttering, I didn't accept you when I was in Wonderland just now, and now I'm still muttering a string of bird words when I come in. "When it is hot, the people who are teleported to the fairyland this time are people from all over the earth, and there are also Chinese people when it is hot, not all Chinese people can understand English, although the teaching level of Huaxia is very high now, and most high school students can easily pass English level 4, but don't forget, not all people can do what the teacher says, and there are a lot of "climbing willow trees".
Just after the Chinese man finished speaking, the Navy SEAL heard an English voice, apparently someone teleported to him, and he was still translating the meaning of this person's words.
Within two minutes, the Navy SEAL understood what the unlucky boy meant, and shouted at the Phantom Bracelet in a rage: "Fuck you shit, you Huaxia people are so unqualified, remember my name, Skla Giles!" I'll see you later, I'll tear that stinky mouth of yours apart! ”
The Huaxia guy was also short-tempered, and he also scolded back under someone else's translation: "Your whole family is shit, grandpa, my name is Shao Xinghan, if you have the ability, you can tear apart grandpa's mouth now!" And at the same time as Shao Xinghan scolded back, the Phantom Fairy Bracelet suddenly began to be filled with all kinds of scolding, English and Huaxia were confused together, like the most noisy soap TV series.
The two sides of the scolding were divided into two factions, one was an American like Giles, and the other was a Chinese like Shao Xinghan, and the two sides scolded inseparably. I don't know if it's a coincidence, the forty-nine people in this so-called immortal test are all Huaxia and Americans, there are twenty-five Chinese, and there are twenty-four Americans, which is about the same, as for whether it is intentional or not, it is not for Xiao Kai to know.
Xiao Kai looked at the two sides of the scolding, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be a cat in this test, and it was not as simple as the exam on the earth, and then he said in English and Huaxia that seeing each other is fate, why should everyone scold, everyone live in peace, release their suspicions, and complete this test together. But it is different from Xiao Kai's imagination, originally Xiao Kai thought that he would say this, and the two sides would definitely give themselves some face, and then the two sides would really join hands to get through this test together, but Xiao Kai's imagination is too simple, the United States and Huaxia are on the earth, there are constant disputes, today either your plane flew into my airspace or my ship ran into your country, anyway, the grievances that the two sides only saw could not be explained clearly in one or two sentences. "Fuck you, who do you think you are, don't think you can be a big head in two bird words, I want to be on Earth, I am"
"Boy, the great Meijian Empire doesn't need to join forces with you yellow-skinned monkeys, we can easily handle this immortal test ourselves, this test must be Jesus' appearance, it is Jesus' test for us! We are determined not to be tested by Jesus with the yellow-skinned monkey who can only move his mouth! “”“
As soon as Xiao Kai saw that he was speaking, the scolding between the two sides became even happier, and he suddenly felt that his face was dull, but what made Xiao Kai dull was not what he said, but the Chinese people on his own side. Originally, the tradition of the Chinese people was unity and friendship and unremitting efforts, but in the current generation, all of them have a kind of leadership crisis, that is, all the Chinese people will be blushing at the eyes of officials and leaders, so they will be targeted everywhere, which can be seen from the dialogue between the Chinese and the Americans just now.
Xiao Kai let out a sigh, and then turned off the call channel of the Phantom Immortal Bracelet. And at this moment, in the depths of the jungle that Xiao Kai didn't notice, there were two scarlet lights flickering and shaking, like deadly ghosts in the night