Liu Bei's dream since he was a child was to recruit a group of brothers, and then become soldiers together, and after receiving formal training, he went to the Middle East to take refuge in the third uncle who was fighting guerrilla warfare and grabbing territory.

Over the years, the third uncle has been a mercenary and sent hundreds of thousands of dollars to the family every year, but he was envious of Liu Bei.

Liu Bei has a small dream - to have his own oil field in the Middle East when he grows up.

For this reason, he attaches great importance to righteousness, and has practiced martial arts since he was a child-

Liu Bei returned to the dormitory with four snails. Although it was Sunday, the brothers did not go back.

"Yo...... The Boss is here. A voice rang out. It's the second person in the bedroom.

He hurriedly came to snatch the snail in Liu Bei's hand: "The eldest brother has worked hard all the way, now it's up to the younger brother." ”

At this time, another voice sounded: "Little brother is here,!" Don't rob it, leave a copy for your brother. "Come and grab the snail as you go. This is the third chapter of the dormitory.

"Yes, yes, I'll leave one for my brother!" As he spoke, one person got up and flew towards Zhang Fa.

This is the old four purple dragons in the bedroom.

There are a total of four people in this bedroom, as the saying goes, things gather like people in groups, and all four people are not good birds.

The eldest Liu Bei, infected by his third uncle, is bloodthirsty and warlike, but he likes to show people with a benevolent and righteous face.

The second brother was in charge of a land humanoid killing machine, which once set a record, single-handedly fighting seven people, and after seven punches, all of them hit the street, and each of them broke three ribs.

The third Zhangfa, although some people nicknamed them Liu Guanzhang and Zhao Zilong because of the pronunciation of their names, but this Zhangfa is a ruthless character. It's not a fight with Yanren Zhang Fei at all!

The fourth Zilong, good-looking, a scumbag, born with a mentally handicapped aura, the girls he fancied were like mentally retarded and believed whatever they wanted.

The most terrifying thing is that all four people have blood on their hands! What the fingers of thieves, the eyes of traffickers, the legs of robbers...... Four people have been reimbursed at least the same.

Recently, Liu Bei bumped into rape and trampled one of the rape/rapist's balls.

At this time, the fourth said: "Big brother, someone was about to move in just now, and he was driven away by the pipe." ”

Guan Lu ...... Masturbation ...... Hey......

Guan Lu's face darkened: "Masturbate your sister, you just jerk off, your whole family jerks off." ”

At this time, Liu Bei's face suddenly changed, he looked at everyone, and saw that the other three faces were also extremely ugly. Immediately, they all looked to the bathroom.

Hulala...... All four of them ran to the bathroom.

"Vomit ......"

The four of them propped up the sink and vomited out all the food they had just eaten.

The four of them had already vomited out their tears, and the fourth Zilong suddenly shouted, "What is it...... Europe...... It stinks...... European ......"

Liu Bei shouted: "Masturbation, look at the ...... on your arm" ...... vomit"

At this time, Guan Lu, who was already vomiting too much, looked at his hand, and his hair was draining black water out. When I got up and smelled it...... "vomit ............", Guan Lu vomited even more fiercely.

Guan Lu, who spit out tears, said: "It stinks to death, it stinks worse than." ”

"......," Zilong shouted, "and my hands are starting to pop out." ”

"Mine too!" Liu Bei shouted.

"Me too!" Zhang Fa shouted.

Guan Lu looked at Liu Bei: "Boss, vomit...... Are you practicing the Purifying Pulp Sutra for us? How do you get out of ...... Vomit...... What the hell is this...... ...... vomit"

Liu Bei, who vomited ****, shouted: "You masturbate too much, right...... Vomit...... The effect of the marrow washing meridian is made up in the novel...... Vomit...... Besides, the four of us practiced either iron sand palms or cornices and walls...... Vomit...... Even if it is bone and marrow, is there a piece of bone marrow and marrow...... Vomit...... Damn, if you vomit again, you'll have to burp up...... Vomit...... The grass is just green and seems to be bile...... Vomit...... I'm going to vomit the in my intestines...... Vomit...... Kill me. ”

Poof!

Zhang Fa fell to the ground suddenly, everyone thought that Zhang Fa was not good, and looked at him nervously, but found that Zhang Fa crawled under the cabinet, reaching into the pool of mineral water that had just been opened. Grab a handful and throw it at the sink. I finally opened a bottle for myself.

The four of them drank water and spit it it out.

In addition to the intestines, the three of them felt that their internal organs had been washed clean - more than 20 bottles of 550ml mineral water! Drink it all up.

After a long time, the symptoms of vomiting were relieved, and Liu Bei said dyingly: "I have never drunk water like this in my life, and it is estimated that I will vomit when I smell mineral water in the rest of my life." ”

All three smiled bitterly.

At this time, the mobile phones in the pockets of the four people were as hot as coals, and the four of them threw the mobile phones away with a scream!

"What's going on now?" Guan Lu asked anxiously, "It feels bad"

The eyes of the three of them all looked at Liu Bei, hoping that Liu Bei, as the boss, could tell them what was going on.

Liu Bei smiled miserably: "Don't you think it's too quiet now?" ”

The three of them frowned at the same time.

"That's right!" Zhang Fa groaned, "The horn of the Jiangnan Tannery in Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province kept ringing before we vomited!" ”

Zilong's face also became solemn: "Now even the car horn is gone." ”

Liu Bei showed a miserable smile: "You say it's the end of the world." ”

Zilong said in disbelief: "No, it's 2015 now." ”

"2012 is the calendar of the Mayans, and the Mayans only have 21 December and have nothing to do with the doomsday prophecy." Liu Bei sneered.

"Anyway, I'm going to have to wash off this-like layer on my body. A change of clothes. Zilong struggled to get up and went to get the towel.

At this time, Liu Bei peeled off the black thing on his hand, and uncovered the black thing on his hand like uncovering adhesive tape.

The stinky tortured the noses of the four people so badly, the four of them hurriedly faced each other, peeled off the black things on each other's bodies for each other, and then went to the bathroom to rub off the black things on the little brother.

After washing, Liu Bei suddenly shouted: "If this is really the end of the world, or an invasion of another world, will there be aliens or zombies?" ”

Zhang Fa said: "It is very likely that we have been vomited into dogs by practicing martial arts, and it would be strange if we were weak and not die." ”

Zilong and Guan Lu stuck their heads out of the window and probed around, and were immediately shocked.

Zilong was stunned and said, "I really can't have sex too often...... I see the sun all green now......"

"Me too...... No, it seems to be blue. "Pipe the land road.

Liu Bei stretched out his head, and when he looked up, an expression of disbelief appeared on his face—the sun was more than twice as small, and the color had turned blue.

Puff puff......

Just when they were shocked, the air was flapped by their wings, and the four of them rolled their eyes wildly, and found that a green locust the size of an adult husky was not far away!

"Grass!" The four of them yelled, then closed the windows and locked them.

Then Hula ran to his bed, grabbed the foot of the bed and moved out.

Chirping...... After the bed was moved out a little bit, the four of them threw themselves on the bed, and reached into the gap between the bed and the wall!

Immediately, the sound of the sword unsheathed sounded.

All four of them took out a Tang knife - bought online, a manganese steel Tang knife, and the scabbard was tied under the bed board against the wall. It is not easy to detect and is easy to remove.

After drawing their knives, all four pointed their knives at the locusts.

Flying closer to Liu Bei, they found that this guy was terrifying, his teeth were huge, like two sharp axes, shining with metal in the sunlight, and the hind legs of the two ostriches behind him were as thick as their legs.

"Duang......" The locust crashed into the glass unexpectedly.

The glass cracked, but it wasn't broken.

The locust fell on the ledge, and its eight legs made it land steadily on the ledge without falling.

Hula!

There was a whistling whistle in the air, and the chapter hair exploded at the locust! The one-meter-long Tang knife in his hand burst and stabbed at the locust.

Whoa......

The glass shattered to the ground.

Bang Bang Bang ......

The locusts are constantly flapping their wings. It's a pity that the chapter hair stabbed its eyes, and the left eye went in and out of the right, no matter how hard it tried, it was in vain.

At this time, Guan Lu also rushed over, raised his Tang knife and slashed!

Puff puff......

The locusts kept flashing, but unfortunately in vain, Guan Lu was extremely powerful, and the three knives cut the goods into a lotus.

Zhang Fa threw the locust into the room, then pulled out the Tang knife and let it jump.

Liu Bei and Zilong, who were playing soy sauce, were relieved to see the locust burping, but immediately Liu Bei had a hairbreak on his back!

Liu Bei yelled badly: [Back! No one pays attention to the back! 】

Liu Bei turned his head suddenly, and a locust larger than the locust just now squatted on the handrail of the corridor.

Seeing Liu Bei turn around, the locust's thighs suddenly shot towards Liu Bei.

Liu Bei grabbed the bedpost with his hand and struggled to knock it down.

Clang......

The locust's head hit the iron bedpost and fell to the ground.

Looking at the locust that didn't even have time to take back its thigh, Liu Beitang took the knife upside down and stabbed it into the eye holding the locust.

The locusts want to move their bodies, but the little short legs can!

Boom!

The Tang knife pierced through the eye of the locust and nailed deep into the ground.

Puff puff......

Locusts fluttered wildly on the ground. A pair of powerful thighs kicked wildly on the ground, and the ground was scratched by the huge and powerful thighs. The head that was passed through was stroked up and down on the Tang knife. Green blood flowed all over the ground.

Zilong leaned down, the Tang knife in his hand flashed coldly, cutting off all the locust's legs and thighs, and finally stabbed into the locust's other eye, and deep/throat.

The locusts suddenly fluttered even harder.

Liu Bei bypassed the fluttering locusts and closed the door.

At this time, the four of them had their stomachs cleaned, and they experienced the first life-and-death battle in their lives, and they all sat on the bed weakly.

At this time, Liu Bei said: "If you deal with foreign races in the future, someone must watch your back." Otherwise, I don't know how to die. ”

The three of them nodded their heads.

At this time, Zilong pointed to the locusts that were no longer moving: "Boss, are you hungry?" I don't know how, but I suddenly wanted to eat its meat. Snails don't appeal to me at all. ”

Zhang Fa nodded: "Me too." ”

Guan Lu said: "But at a glance, you can tell that this thing is either nuclear radiation or hormones are eaten by catty, will there be something wrong with it?" ”

He swallowed deeply as he spoke.

Liu Bei took a deep breath: "There must still be aliens coming now, how can you fight if you don't eat enough?" ”

As he spoke, Liu Bei picked up the thigh of the locust that had been cut off by Zilong.

"Boss!" Seeing that Liu Bei was about to lower his mouth, the three of them stopped him one after another.

Liu Bei bit down.

Immediately, the lips and teeth are fragrant, although it is a little fishy, but the taste is as delicious as pufferfish.

After taking a bite, Liu Bei looked up to the sky and sighed.

"What's wrong?" Zilong next to him asked worriedly.

"Sprinkle the family...... It's worth ......," Liu Bei muttered.

Zilong immediately picked up the other leg he had cut off, and after taking a bite, he also looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's so delicious...... It's worth dying......"

Zhang Fa and Guan Lu were not calm for a moment, and ran to chop off the thigh of the other locust.

The four of them gnawed the thighs of the four locusts as if they were eating sugar cane, and only a pile of shells full of tooth marks on the ground proved that the two locusts had thighs.

Liu Bei stretched his waist, and his whole body erupted with a crackling sound like fried beans. Liu Bei clenched his fists and said to the four: "I now feel that I can kill a cow with one punch." ”

Guan Lu shook the iron bed pillar beside him, and left a mark.

Zilong said in surprise: "Masturbation, your unicorn arm is big." ”

Guan Lu's face suddenly darkened.

"Ah......h

Zilong's face changed: "It's Meng Bai!" ”

Moibai is Zilong's girlfriend...... One.

Zilong pulled his knife out of the locust's corpse and was about to rush out.

Liu Bei shouted: "Brothers, let's go." ”