"Su Xiaozhe! Sue, Xiao, Zhe~"

Not?

"Wake up, you stupid pig, it's time to get out of class!" The buzzing sound in his ears made Xiao Zhe finally wake up.

"Class's over?"

"That's right, you're a bastard after class, and you've slept for most of the class, and today you're not going to help listen to the class together! Why do you guys pass every exam! Heaven does not tolerate it, heaven ......"

"Little tyrant, you're so noisy."

"Don't call me a little tyrant!"

"Well...... Show me the key points after page 36......"

“36…… You've been asleep since page 36? Are you worthy of the party and the people? ”

"Well, I'm sorry for the ...... proletariat all over the world" Xiaozhe snatched the book from the small storm table and began to check the key points page by page. Xiao Storm watched him from the side.

"Why are you looking at me so quietly?" Su Xiaozhe asked without raising his head.

"Why, can't I be quiet?" Xiao Tyrant asked rhetorically.

Su Xiaozhe was silent again, and the classmates in the classroom left one after another to eat, and suddenly only the two of them remained.

Xiaozhe...... ...... are you these days? It's weird. ”

"Yes." Su Xiaozhe half-squinted his eyes and replied perfunctorily.

"Yes!" The little tyrant is categorical.

"Oh...... If there is, there will be it......" continue to perfunctory.

This time it's the turn of the little tyrant to be speechless, what to say next, "Eh." What do you have to tell your brother? ”

"Yes, okay." Xiaozhe said.

Hearing this answer, Xiao Storm was relieved, and just as he was about to listen to the story, he saw Xiaozhe turn around and return the textbook to him.

Yes?

"Ahhhh I'll give it back to you. ”

"That'...... So what you said just now, do you mean that it is marked? ”

"What do you think? Hungry, hungry, huh? Why are they all gone? Oops! Little Storm! Let's go to the cafeteria to grab the rice, otherwise the chicken leg rice will definitely sell out! Saying that, Su Xiaozhe grabbed his schoolbag and ran out. Xiao Bang was stunned for a moment and jumped up suddenly, "It's all because you actually slept in the summary class!" ”

"Don't complain, little storm!"

"Don't call me a little tyrant!!"

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"Shenma? Su Xiaozhe has emotional troubles? Poof......" The two brothers in the dormitory couldn't help laughing out loud at Xiao Tyranny's statement, "Su Xiaozhe, that kid, is innocent like something, you say that he was scared by the girl and ran away, you can be credible, who do you say he likes...... Whose girl is so unlucky, meet that kid with wonton wrapper......"

"Hey, I'm serious! That's right, he's thin-skinned and inexperienced, but it's normal to fall in love with anyone. Xiao Storm had a rare serious face, "You see that he has been asleep in class all the time these days, and his previous desperate internship has stopped, which is too much different from his previous appearance, not a lovelorn ......"

Before Xiao Storm finished speaking, the dormitory door was opened, and Su Xiaozhe came back empty-handed.

“…… Huh!? Eh, why did you come back empty-handed? Where's my chicken thigh rice? The head of the dormitory shouted.

"My pork ribs rice!" The other brother also clutched his head and shouted.

"Ah......" Xiaozhe reacted three seconds slowly, as if he remembered this, "I forgot, uh, I ...... Go buy it now. ”

This time, even the dormitory director could see that Xiao Zhe was a little depressed, but he didn't say it directly, but gave Xiao Bang a look, "Don't go, the cafeteria is far away, you can buy a few pancakes for us at the door of the dormitory." ”

"Either I'm going to go, right? Let him run out again......" Xiao Bang said suddenly.

"It's okay......" Xiaozhe said in a low voice as he put his shoes back on.

"Xiaozhe is so good, go and come back quickly, come back and let's watch the new film together, I just searched for good things from Taobao!" The dormitory head hooked Xiaozhe's shoulder and said with a confused expression.

Xiao Zhe smiled wryly, he used to blush when he heard that the dormitory director had a "new film" but his heart bubbled in anticipation, but now he felt interested for some reason. At this time, a voice calling his name suddenly came from outside the door, and Su Xiaozhe opened the door.

"Su Xiaozhe! There's a police officer looking for you downstairs! It was the voice of the dormitory administrator.

The little burst standing aside noticed that the wonton skin's face immediately turned white.

Xiao Zhe hurriedly ran downstairs and found that the person standing in the hall was not the person he expected, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, and then immediately angered by his stupidity. "Captain Zhou, is there something wrong?"

Da Xuan was wearing a police uniform, I don't know if he just finished his task and didn't have time to take it off or deliberately wore it, so he stood in the dormitory hall like this, turned around and looked at him with a smile on his face.

Although the smile is cute, it is by no means good, Su Xiaozhe muttered in his heart, and turned his head to the few people who poked their heads out from the second floor, "It's okay, I'll go buy cakes and I'll be back in a while." With that, he left the hall of the dormitory building with Zhou Daxuan, leaving several people on the second floor speechless.

The head of the dormitory asked, "What's going on?" ”

Another brother also asked, "Xiaozhe made a mistake?" ”

Xiao Bang punched him and asked, "What do you think his wonton wrapper can do?" ”

"yes......"

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Su Xiaozhe walked forward without saying a word, still immersed in his humiliating thoughts just now, why did he think it must be that guy when he heard the police coming, why, Su Xiaozhe, are you stupid, well, you are a stupid person, you feel that you are a stupid person, you are finished......

"Su Xiaozhe!" Captain Zhou called his name for the third time before Xiaozhe's ears received it.

"Huh~?" The usually docile child is now in a very bad mood, rebellious, and his voice and face are distorted towards the gangsters on the side of the road.

"I have something to ask you."

"You just said this, is there any follow-up?" Su Xiaozhe's tone was not good.

Da Xuan couldn't help but sigh that he was worthy of being a child taught by Coco, and his tone was very similar when he lost his temper.

"What is your relationship with Bai Ling?"

Su Xiaozhe stopped.

Da Xuan also stopped a few steps behind him.

Su Xiaozhe continued to walk forward, "I don't need to answer this kind of question. ”

"I think there is, Bai Ling is the person I brought out single-handedly, and the future is considerable, and you seem to be very optimistic about Coco, but you have to remember that if I don't agree, you won't be able to enter the police force, no matter how good your results are in the forensic department." Da Xuan's words were cold and threatening.

Su Xiaozhe walked to the front of the pancake shop, "Boss, three pancakes, one is not spicy and the other is not coriander" After finishing speaking, he turned around and looked at the captain of the criminal police with a hypocritical smile, "Captain Zhou, do you want to have one too?" Da Xuan shook his head speechlessly. Xiaozhe kept smiling, but his voice said coldly to the pancake boss who turned around, "Hurry up!" "Hurry up and get it done, get back to this problem, captain.

"Su Xiaozhe, you don't have to answer this question, I'll give you a choice."

Xiaozhe looked back at him suspiciously.

"I have one more question for you, and I'll let you go if you answer one of the two, or we can go to the interrogation room, for now. Right away. ”

"The devil." Xiaozhe muttered.

"Thank you." Da Xuan actually heard it, "Another question is, what happened to your first kiss with Coco?" ”

Su Xiaozhe was taken aback, and then remembered that not long ago, Xiao Storm seemed to have exploded this incident when he was talking nonsense in the forensic department, well, dead Xiao Storm ......, "Boss, all three pancakes are filled with hot sauce, put more!" "It's spicy, you're a little violent.

Da Xuan watched Xiao Zhe's face turn red with amusement, "What, do you want to talk to me here, or go back to the interrogation room of the city bureau with me?" ”

"You can't take me away for interrogation for something like this!"

"Of course, but you seem to have forgotten the previous case of Xu Li, who shook the internal video of the public security on the Internet, this matter has not yet been decided...... Regardless of the purpose and outcome, it is a violation of law and discipline. ”

Xiaozhe was shocked again, and his forehead ...... He almost forgot that he had done this without mentioning it.

Seeing Su Xiaozhe's tangled face, Da Xuan couldn't help but sigh, "Su Xiaozhe, I always thought you were an honest child, but ...... Don't you think my two questions seem to be very preoccupied with you? "A frontal attack does not change a side attack.

Flower...... Player!?

Su Xiaozhe jumped suddenly, "No, no, no, Captain Zhou, you misunderstood, it's not like that with Sister Xun, uh, it's not nothing, it's just a joke, tsk, how can I say it." ”

"You're joking about cocoa?" Da Xuan's tone became cold.

"Of course not! How dare I do that! Xiaozhe's tone became more eager, "That's right, our dormitory brothers are playing with me, and it's not ...... It's just kidding, and then I happened to meet Sister Xun, oh no, Teacher Xun......"

"Su Xiaozhe, don't be in a hurry like this, it's suspicious."

Xiaozhe suddenly choked and took two deep breaths before continuing, "At that time, we were freshmen, and my brothers in the dormitory laughed at me and said that the thin-skinned ones were the same as wontons, and I didn't dare to talk to girls for the rest of my life, you know, young and vigorous, so one day we were full of food and had nothing to do, so we played the kind of game at the door of the cafeteria, 'If I rush up and ask her for the phone number, tomorrow my breakfast, noon and dinner, my dormitory brother pays'. ”

Da Xuan raised his eyebrows, indicating that he understood.

"Well, when the twelfth girl came in, I crouched in the doorway. That ......"

"Is it Coco?"

"Uh, yes... At that time, I didn't know she was a teacher, just a classmate. ”

Da Xuan nodded, although Coco was a few years older than Xiaozhe, she sometimes wore pink hairpins and wore cartoon pullovers from her student days, so she couldn't see the age difference at all.

"So I went to ...... I went up and asked for the phone, and then Sister Xun, oh Mr. Xun, that, she glanced at the group of brothers behind me, and probably guessed something right away. ”

Teacher Xun Keran was wearing a Tinker Bell pullover and walking into the cafeteria with cocoa milk tea in his hand, and was rushed in front of a boy with a white face and red and steaming, and asked for the mobile phone number in a stumbling manner, she glanced at the three guys in the seat behind the boy who were squeezing their eyebrows and snickering, and immediately understood what was going on in front of her, and then showed a deceitful gentle smile, "What reward did they give you when you asked about my phone?" ”

Wonton wrapper didn't think twice, "Ming...... Tomorrow's breakfast, lunch and dinner. ”

Coco continued to smile softly and motioned for Xiaozhe to come over.

Su Xiaozhe thought that this girl was going to whisper her mobile phone number, so she leaned her head over innocently and ignorantly.

As a result, before he could react, he was grabbed by the neck by the person in front of him and pulled down, and a kiss fell on the mouth of the inexperienced Chaos Leather without warning.

After suffocating for five seconds, Su Xiaozhe saw the girl's face again, she smiled slyly, and glanced at all the petrified brothers behind Su Xiaozhe, "Tell them that they will eat all their meals this month." Then let go of his neck and walked away.

A full minute later, Su Xiaozhe turned his neck around and found that the three brothers had not recovered and were still petrified......

Zhou Daxuan is also petrified.

Su Xiaozhe observed the expression of the captain next week, and added, "I'm telling the truth." ”

Big Blink, okay, Coco is the kind of person who can't be measured by convention, okay, okay......... What a ghost!!

Feeling the murderous aura that suddenly sprouted in Captain Zhou's eyes, Su Xiaozhe turned around and urged the pancakes, "Boss, pancakes, hurry up, you're going to die." ”

The pancake boss grinned, "Good, good, the last one will be right away!" ”

Behind him, the problem captain has already turned into the devil captain, "Su Xiaozhe, I changed my mind." ”

Su Xiaozhe didn't look back, only felt a chill down his spine.

"Give me answers to both questions, otherwise I'll sleep in the detention center tonight." The voice of the big reel came from behind in a low voice.

Su Xiaozhe wanted to cry when he saw the paper bag handed over by the smiling pancake boss, and he knew to tell him to slow down...... What should I do, will I look back now and see a monster face with blue faces and fangs? Hmm, help.

Just as Su Xiaozhe was in a cold sweat, a loud shout suddenly came from not far away, a man and a woman were chasing a young man towards the pancake stand, and at the same time, a girl's sharp shout, "Thief!! … My phone!! …… Give me back my phone, you thief!! ”

Da Xuan turned around, and within a second, he locked on the "thief" who was quickly shuttling through the crowd, and the thief's unlucky self rushed in this direction, which made Zhou Daxuan, who was wearing a police uniform, want to pretend that it was not his business, he saw that the thief who was panicked raised his leg and swept down the plate, so that the thief who was frightened and was about to turn fell into a.

In short, after the "uncle in a police uniform downstairs in the dormitory area" sent the thief to the police station on the next road in the enthusiastic young crowd and cordially exchanged the topic of public security problems in the university district with the brothers from the police station, Zhou Daxuan remembered the pancake stand.

"Uh, brother, what time does the university dormitory close?" Da Zhen asked.

"Lights out at half past ten, eleven o'clock." The police officer at the police station replied with a smile.

Da Xuan looked at his watch, uh, it's only been three minutes, it seems that I can only ask one answer tonight...... Hmph, what a ghost.

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Ding Dong Ding

Coco opened the door suddenly, looking at the person outside the door with sleepy eyes, "Zhou Daxuan, it's only six o'clock and you're ......."

Coco, who had not yet fully woken up from her dream and had no combat power, suddenly found herself pressed against the wall. "Hmm...... What kind of hooligan are you playing early in the morning......"

"Coco kids, let's have a good talk." Zhou Daxuan said.

"Let's talk, let me go." It was really sad to be attacked in her own home, Coco closed her eyes and thought weakly.

Da Xuan ignored her answer, "Let's talk...... Su Xiaozhe. ”

"Huh? Xiaozhe? …… said that you shouldn't care about him and Xiaobai. "Well, why is Da Xuan's expression a little distorted?

"Let's not talk about Xiaobai, let's talk about Su Xiaozhe and you."

"Me? ………… Oh! You mean that. ”

"Which? Kindness? "Big clichés.

Coco yawned, "The legendary Xiaozhe's first kiss, hehe, I want to laugh when I think of those boys who saw my expressions on the podium in anatomy class later, especially Xiaozhe, well...... "Here it is again......

Coco himself doesn't know if he didn't wake up or on purpose, anyway, that lazy and indifferent tone seems to be particularly easy to irritate the person in front of him, but although it's funny to watch some people's jealous reactions, it's not particularly interesting to be constantly pressed against the wall in your own home to do inappropriate actions for children.

...... "Okay, let go of ......" tried to push him away, Coco muttered.

Ignored.

The child finally woke up, "Let go of me Zhou Daxuan, my name is Su Su to bite you!" ”

Very timely, there was a rustle of plastic bags on the dining table next to them, and the two of them glanced back, and the black cat's body leaned into the fragrant plastic bag.

"You