There is an old saying that money can make ghosts grind, which is a bit exaggerated, but in the underworld, bribery and bribery are common things, and many powerful ghosts will spend in the underworld, and it is also common to need money! At the age of 18, I was already a master of bribery, and I also had some of my own disciples in the ghost market.

About 2 years ago, I was working in the underworld, and I met a little ghost who was chased and killed by a ghost, it stands to reason that I don't usually participate in this kind of thing.

What I didn't expect was that this terrible ghost actually saw me, and chased me, using me as a shield cunningly. The oni mistakenly thought I was his accomplice, and I fought with the onicha, and almost destroyed the onicha.

But it took the opportunity to escape, I thought it was over, but a few days later, it actually found me, and told me that it is a clever ghost who is relatively edible in the underworld, and there are always some crooked ideas and deviations, as long as I have money, it can handle small things in the underworld, and left me a thing called the ghost flute, similar to a pager in the world.

I haven't used this ghost flute all along, but now it's useful!

Walking to a place where the ghost was out of sight, I slowly blew the ghost flute, but there was no sound, I blew several more times, but there was still no sound, and I was so angry that I almost threw the ghost flute on the ground.

But at this time, a gray shadow appeared on the ground of the underworld, at first glance it was known to be a ghost, and after a while, the gray shadow gradually became clear, and finally became the appearance of a clever ghost!

"Benefactor, are you looking for me?"

It looked at me with a grin and asked.

"Damn, this ghost flute is really useful! I couldn't hear the sound of the ghost flute, and I thought it was bad. ”

I said embarrassedly.

"This ghost flute emits a special magnetic field, which only we ghosts can hear, human ears can't hear, but the soul body can hear, but it's directional, so only I can hear it. It cost me a lot of money to get this thing, hehe. ”

The clever ghost is actually not an evil ghost, it is said that he was too naughty in his life, and he liked to make trouble, and he died inexplicably, and after he died, he had a nostalgia for life in his heart, and he became a smart ghost.

"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, is there a way to get into the ghost market in the back?"

When I asked, it touched its chin, its eyes rolling around.

"I also know about the ban of your yin and yang agents, but there are still ways, but you have to take a little risk, I don't know if you are willing to benefactor or not."

As soon as the clever ghost said this, I immediately nodded, and I was not afraid of taking risks, but I was afraid that there was no way!

"Haha, that's fine, follow me, I'll take you to find a good friend of mine."

With that, the clever ghost slipped into the ground, revealing a head and constantly floating forward.

"I said, why are you going underground? Is it comfortable underground? You're a soul body, and your sensory nerves are long gone. ”

I asked, confused.

"Haha, it's fun! Benefactor, do you see the little house in front of you? The black, low one. ”

When I looked up, there was a small house in front of me, with a black spire, surrounded by earthen walls, which looked a little shabby, but in my eyes it was very remarkable!

In the underworld, there is no place for ghosts to live, after all, this is not the yang world, there is no sun, moon and stars, there is no wind and rain, and the house is useless. Moreover, no ghost has the financial resources and energy to build a house, but this does not mean that there are no buildings in the underworld.

In the underworld, all buildings are a status symbol, representing that the owner of this building is a very amazing guy in the underworld! Therefore, once you see a house or a building in the underworld, do not try to get close to it, because there may be very terrible ghosts or powerful spirits living there.

Of course, the premise is that you can enter Hades......

"I said, you're not going to cheat me, are you? Isn't there any awesome guy in there? Is it your enemy? You asked me to help you destroy it, so you lured me over? ”

When I asked, the clever ghost laughed and shook his head.

"Of course not, my reputation as a clever ghost in the underworld is still very good, but benefactor, you are right, the house in front of you is indeed a great fellow! It's a very eccentric, but very high-status devil leader in our area! However, temper is elusive, and even I have been beaten several times by it, but I am also the only ghost allowed to approach its house. ”

As we spoke, we were already standing in front of the little black house.

"Wait here, I'll go in and talk to the old guy and ask him to help."

After a while, the black door was shattered with a loud roar, and then I saw the ghost fly out of it like a leaf in the wind, and land beside me.

My ears were shaken to the point of tinnitus!

"Damn old ghost, he actually refused to help, and let me go, really, this stinky temper is no wonder no little brother wants to follow it! obviously has the strength of the ghost king, but he always hides in this house alone, you deserve to die alone, and I won't come in the future! ”

The ghost shouted at the black house, pretended to leave, turned to me and winked at me, and sure enough, it had only taken two steps before a soft sigh came from inside.

"Huh...... Come in. ”

Like the helpless words of a lonely old man, I looked at the ghost, who nodded at me, and the three of us walked into the little black house with the ghost.

It was empty, only a black rocking chair, and on the rocking chair sat an old ghost, whose soul body was actually black, and it looked very old, at least for a thousand years.

Moreover, this is the first time I've seen a black ghost, generally speaking, the ghost may turn black after transformation, but as far as the soul body itself is concerned, it is either white or gray, and black is really rare!

"You're the clever benefactor? It's a yin and yang agent, otherwise you don't have to beg me for something as trivial as entering the ghost market. ”

This old ghost with a black soul body can't see his face clearly, but the ghost energy on his body slowly emanates out, and it has become an unconscious cycle, my eyes are observing, and I have affirmed in my heart that it is at least the strength of the ghost king.

"Yes, it's true that you want to enter the ghost market, do you have a way?"

I'm being frank.

"There is a way, but I can't help you in vain, you have to give me something back!"

As soon as the old ghost said this, the clever ghost suddenly came out of the ground, jumped up and pointed at the old ghost and shouted: "You have reversed your word, the people I brought, what do you want in return!" ”

This time, the old ghost completely ignored the clever ghost, looked at me with straight eyes and said, "I don't want much in return, because I don't want to go out, so I can't see the outside world." As long as you can say something that makes me laugh, I'll do you a favor. ”

What is the requirement? Let me tell it a joke! This is the first time I have encountered such a strange thing!

However, since it made a request, and it didn't seem to be a problem at first glance, let's try it, and as a result, whether it was me, or Heidan, or Yuhan, so that the clever ghost himself went into battle, and as a result, this old ghost didn't laugh, and criticized us for laughing too low, saying that we were simply idiots, and we could laugh at anything!

Moreover, it often does not go out, does not go to the yang world, and as a result, it does not know any allusions.

I tossed for more than an hour, and we had a dry mouth, but it still didn't respond!

"If I don't laugh, I won't help you, and if you give up, you can leave now."

At this time, several of us looked at each other, and I gritted my teeth, leaned over to the old ghost, and whispered a word. As a result, he looked at me in amazement and asked aloud, "Really?" ”

I nodded vigorously, and then it pointed at the black egg and laughed, and the laughing black egg was inexplicable.

"Interesting and interesting, okay, let's go, I'll unfold the black ghost aura, you guys are hidden in the ghost aura, and when you enter the ghost market, I'll leave."

After speaking, it raised its hand slightly, and a large black ghost aura spread, and we hid in the ghost qi, unable to see the outside, so we could only follow it.

After a while, I heard it say, "Lao Tzu is coming, hurry up and get out of the way." You still want to search me? Get out of the way, I'm in a bad mood today! ”

As a result, I heard the voices of the two ghost city guards apologizing, and after we walked into the ghost market, in a corner, it put away its ghost energy, nodded to me and said, "Boy, what I can do has been done, as for how to get out, you can figure it out yourself." ”

After saying that, it deliberately looked at the black egg, and still left with a smile.

Since we entered the ghost market, we immediately began to look around, and after a while, Yuhan said to me that in the east, in a black tent, there were some boxes wrapped in black cloth!

I laughed at this, and it seemed that I had really made a discovery, and we immediately ran over, when the clever ghost floated up to me and asked in a low voice, "What did you just say to make that old ghost laugh?" ”

I saw that the black egg was far away from me, and then I whispered: "I said to the black old ghost, the handsome black-haired guy at the door is a monster, and he has been walking for thousands of years, but he is still a place!" Because it doesn't lift! ”

As soon as these words came out, the clever ghost was also happy, floated over, looked at the black egg and said earnestly: "Dude, is it painful?" Let's cure it, I know a few home remedies from the underworld, so I would like to introduce them to you. ”

The black egg touched his head, and he couldn't figure out the situation at all.

At this time, I walked to the black tent, looked around, walked into the tent quickly, sure enough, there were 3 large boxes in the tent, I tore the black cloth open, opened one of the wooden boxes to see, and my heart couldn't help but feel cold!

The inside of the box was empty......