096 Please Die Immortal but Hit the Ghost Spell (1)
Because of the day tossed a day, at night after the soul summoning the three of them to drink and drink almost twelve o'clock, as soon as I returned to the old Jiutou's house, I helped the two drunk old men to the kang, then returned to the old Jiutou's house West House fell asleep on the kang deeply.
"Hee-hee!"
"Haha!"
"Hey, hey!"
"Huh!"
However, just as I fell into a deep sleep, I heard all kinds of smiles in my ears, which I thought were a dream, but in the later stages, the laughter did not disappear, but grew louder, which made my face uncontrollable anger!
"Click!"
I stretched out my hand to turn on the electric light in the house, looked at the jar full of cabinets with faint green smoke, and shouted: "You all shut up to my uncle, if you are arguing with me to sleep, a jar and a rune paper will seal you in the jar!" As I spoke, I took out nearly twenty door sealing talismans from my pocket and struck them a few times in my hand.
"Yikes!"
After I took out the door seal, all the jars on top of the cabinet screamed in horror, and even the green smoke on the top of the jar quickly returned to the jar and did not come out.
"Humph!"
When I saw that all the jars on the cupboard were quiet, I snorted coldly, turned off the light, and went back to sleep.
Maybe the door seal on the side of my pillow has a great deterrent, all the jars on the cabinet are quiet, there is no sound at all, occasionally a beam of green smoke comes out of the jar, after seeing the door seal next to my pillow, the green smoke will shake and return to the altar.
"Eighth Grandpa, has the heavens risen?"
Just as I was dreaming, Wang Cuihua's voice came from the kitchen.
"The green flowers got up so early, and the heavens haven't gotten up yet! Go and tell him to get up and eat. "This voice came from my grandfather.
"Well, Grandpa Gao, I'm going to tell Gao Tian to get up for dinner!" After listening to my grandfather's words, Wang Cuihua happily walked towards the room where I was.
"Ahh
But when Wang Cuihua entered the Westinghouse where I was, she let out a scream and ran out with her blushing face covered.
I was sleeping in my sleep, but I was so frightened by Wang Cuihua's voice that I almost didn't pee, and I got up from the kang with anger on my face. Some displeased shouted: "Who, what is the ghost called early in the morning?" ”
"It's me, hurry up and put on your clothes and eat!" Wang Cuihua heard my shouts and whispered at the kitchen door.
As soon as I heard Wang Cuihua's voice, I glanced at my body wearing only pants, my face suddenly turned red, and I completely put on the clothes on my body after dividing it by two, and then came to the kitchen with a dissatisfied face.
As soon as I walked into the kitchen, I saw Wang Cuihua, whose face was still full of shame and her hands were constantly turning the corners of her clothes, and said with some dissatisfaction: "Sister, it's not even seven o'clock, why did you get up so early?" ”
Grandpa, who was burning the fire, said with a somewhat reproachful face after listening to my dissatisfied words: "Gao Tian, how can you speak? Do you think everyone is as lazy as you, and the sun can't even get up in the sun! ”
When Wang Cuihua heard the words of the sun drying her buttocks, the red on her face that had faded came up, and said: "Grandpa Gao, don't say it's high, in fact, I usually get up very late, and I can't sleep today, so I got up!" ”
"Wang girl, Gao Tian, this kid has nothing else wrong, but he is lazy, you have to be prepared!" Hearing Wang Cuihua's words, my grandfather glanced at me with his eyes and said.
I ignored the two who were chatting, and quickly said to wash up, when I finished washing, Wang Cuihua and Grandpa were still chatting hotly, which made me feel a big head for a while!
"Wang Lao Ba, Wang Lao Ba!"
Just as I was drying the water from my face with a hand towel, there was an anxious shout at the gate.
Lao Jiutou, who was originally serving rice from the pot, heard the shouts outside the gate, his smiling face suddenly became angry, put down the rice in his hand and walked out of the room and scolded: "******, it's that turtle grandson, what are you calling your uncle early in the morning!" ”
However, just as Lao Jiutou's words fell, a middle-aged man in a Mao suit with a serious face pushed open the gate and walked into the courtyard.
"Wang Laoba, didn't you say that you would go to see my son at six o'clock today, it's half past seven now, why are you still at home?" As soon as the man walked into the courtyard, he scolded the old nine heads standing at the door with angry faces.
"Fuck your mother's Zangshuo, I can go as long as I want, can you take care of it? Besides, what benefits have you given to Lao Tzu, what kind of thing are you who shout at me here! When the old nine heads heard Zang Shuo's question, their faces sank and they scolded.
Zang Shuo, who originally entered the courtyard with a serious face, turned his face when he heard Lao Jiutou's words, his eyes showed contempt, and he shouted in a low voice: "Wang Laoba, then how much money do you want to go to my son to see a doctor, as long as you say the number, I can give it!" ”
Seeing that Zang Shuo was using money to suppress himself, Lao Jiutou pouted, and said with some disdain: "Zang Shuo, aren't you very rich?" Then why are you still looking for me, let's hurry up and find someone else, my old man doesn't welcome you, please! As he spoke, Lao Jiutou stretched out his right hand and waved it towards the door.
Zang Shuo saw that as soon as he mentioned the money, the old nine heads actually wanted to drive himself out, his originally serious face showed an anxious look, but he didn't dare to leave the courtyard one step, his son Zang Qing had already seen all the great immortals in the entire town, and even the nearby temples He didn't run less, but his son's illness was never cured, but it became more and more serious.
In the later stage, Zang Shuo remembered Lao Jiutou, and came to Lao Jiutou with the heart of holding the dead horse as a live horse doctor, but as soon as he said his son's situation, Lao Jiutou had already told the reason, which rekindled the hope of Zang Shuo, who was already disappointed.
Seeing that Zang Shuo didn't leave, the anger on his face was even worse, and he shouted: "Zang Shuo, you really bullied me as an old man, since you don't leave yourself, then I'm not welcome!" ”
After saying this, Lao Jiutou took out a piece of rune paper in his arms, quickly tore it into a paper figure, and shouted: "The sky is clear, the law is clear, please invite the soul quickly, open the law, the soul is golden, and the soul is golden!" With a low roar from the old nine heads, and at the same time, his right hand was facing Zang Shuo, and he saw that the paper figure in his hand actually began to move slowly.
With the movement of the paper figure's body, Zang Shuo, who was originally full of hesitation, suddenly changed his face, and his body turned to the door quickly without listening to his own call, and his legs walked towards the door stiffly.
"Lao Jiu, what are you doing here?" The grandfather, who was originally serving food to the table, hurriedly put the dishes on the table and came to Lao Jiutou to shout after hearing the spell recited by Lao Jiutou.
The talisman paper man in the hands of the old nine heads who were not trembling was suddenly in the hands of the old nine heads after my grandfather shouted, and Zang Shuo, who was about to walk out of the door by himself, also stopped leaving when the paper man did not move.
"Uncle Jiu, I beg you, save my son, he is dying now, I will kowtow to you here!" As soon as Zang Shuo stopped, his originally serious face changed to a pleading color, and he slowly knelt down and said in a voice full of pleading.
Looking at Zang Shuo who was kneeling at the gate and kowtowing, my grandfather unconsciously frowned, although he had just heard the conversation between Lao Jiutou and Zang Shuo, but my grandfather still asked Lao Jiutou with some dissatisfaction: "Lao Jiu, what's going on, didn't my grandfather say that he would respond to his request, why did you still turn this product away?" ”