My name is Li Jianming, and if I read it quickly, it is "your cheap life". That's what bothers me a lot. It's all my unreliable dad to blame. Rural people think that cheap names are easy to feed, so many children are called dogs,,. But Daddy actually added the word "cheap name" to my name! I also have a nickname called Gua Wa, and the reason is because my mother was still eating cantaloupe in her mouth when she gave birth to me. Although the origin of this nickname is more embarrassing, it is still much, much stronger than "you are cheap". Don't say it, I'm called a cheap life. It's really cheap!

I heard my grandfather say that when I was full moon, I set up a few tables of full moon wine at home to entertain relatives and friends. As soon as a group of rural girls heard that there was a free banquet to eat, they all carried bags and thought about filling them back to eat when they couldn't finish eating, and came to my house. The banquets of that era were not as realistic as they are now, just to receive some gift money. At that time, people were very simple and just wanted to be lively. My grandfather and my grandfather, along with other relatives, stood at the door greeting the villagers. Originally, my grandfather was happy in his heart, but when he saw a man from afar, he was a little unhappy.

Everyone has forgotten the real name of the man who came from afar, but they all call him a ghost madman. It seems that ghost lunatics weren't crazy before, and people are very good. Always help families plant vegetable gardens and carry firewood. But once he went up the mountain to chop wood, and he was chopping hard. When he turned around, he was suddenly stunned by a bear roar and fell to the ground. I don't know if it was luck or what, the bear didn't eat him, so he was carried back by his companions. When I woke up, I saw that everyone had a ghost on them. Whoever passes by has to babble a few words, what "Zhao Laoga, how many weasels are there in your house eating apples." "Xiao Liu, whose child is holding your neck?" At first, the villagers tried to see if it was true, but after a few times, people couldn't see anything. And they ignored him, saying that he had been bewitched by the god of trees. That's why the title of ghost madman comes in.

After Grandpa saw him from afar, he also knew what he wanted to say. I'm afraid that he will say the wrong thing on this festive day and make everyone unhappy. But since they are all from the same village, it is not good to drive him away. He greeted him helplessly. "Ouch, Uncle Bai. I heard that your four daughters have a big fat boy? Congratulations, don't say I don't remind you, be careful. There is a yellow-haired fox looking for food in your house (Northeast dialect, referring to the kitchen). Although he had long expected what the ghost madman would say, Grandpa was still a little stunned when he heard it. After all, I thought that Chang Xian's curse had not appeared for so many years. Even my three aunts gave birth to girls, and they finally gave birth to me, but there are ghosts at home, which is also very dangerous. Although he was unhappy, Grandpa still invited the ghost madman into the house with a smile. And things were not unexpected, and unpleasant things really happened.

Time passed along the nagging mouths of the villagers, and in a blink of an eye, it was time for the feast. My dad took the wine glass and walked to the middle of the crowd, "Thank you relatives and friends, the villagers and elders came to our house to have a lively time." I don't know how to say, it's done! He drank a glass of white wine. It also received applause from everyone. Then my father walked into the house, holding me in his right hand and holding my mother in his left hand. Here's what my grandfather said, I didn't want to cry since I was born. The other babies wake up crying and fall asleep after crying. But when I woke up, I knew that I was looking around with my eyes open. Except for crying for a while when I was just born, I never cried again. Later, when I was older, I got sick and my grandfather took me to get an injection. My grandfather saw that I didn't cry and called me a fool, and then threw me in the hospital. As a result, my mother had a big fight with my grandfather, but she still found me. I don't know why I don't like to cry, but when I grew up, I always shed tears after many experiences and setbacks. So no matter how much the villagers screamed and huddled, I still didn't cry after my father took me out, I just watched there with my eyes open. But then the unexpected happened!

That's right, it's a ghost maniac, when the ghost maniac saw me, his expression was very surprised, and he shouted and ran out of my house, ", these ghosts, if you don't run now, when the will you run?" Seeing the reflection of the ghost madman, although everyone is used to his chattering appearance, they are still quite afraid. After all, the reaction is too big. So some villagers smirked and apologized to my grandfather, saying that there was something wrong at home. In the end, only a few of my grandfather's good friends remained. After the banquet, Grandpa returned to the room without saying anything. After smoking a dry tobacco, I made a decision - because my grandfather is the son of Mr. Bai, and I still heard a lot of stories about my father catching ghosts when I was a child. I still believe that there are ghosts in this world. Coupled with such a big reaction from the ghost madman, I decided to go to the town early tomorrow morning to find a decent Mr. Yin and Yang to take a look.

The next morning, just after dawn, my grandfather went to town with fifty eggs and some food stamps. After looking for a morning, I still found a Mr. Yin and Yang with a good reputation. This Mr. Yin and Yang Grandpa didn't say it in detail, so I won't introduce it. When my grandfather and Mr. Yin Yang just entered the yard, I heard my mother's cry, "Guawa, why are you like this?" If something happens to you, how can I live! As soon as my grandfather saw that something was wrong, he quickly ran into the house, and as soon as he entered the house, he took a look at my mother, and gave my grandfather a startle: Where do I look like a person at this time? It's like a big fireball, and the whole body is red, and you can't get close because of the extremely high body temperature. The clothes on my body were burned, and I was lying on the bed with my eyes closed, and there were still a few sweats on my face. Seeing the ups and downs of my body when I breathed, my grandfather was still relieved, after all, he was not dead! But what can I do when I think about it? Looking back at Mr. Yin and Yang, Mr. Yin and Yang was full of surprise, and said unconsciously, "This, is this child a mortal?" Plagued by a hundred ghosts, he can still resist with his own yang energy? No, there are still immortals, wild immortals in this aura. There was even a Buddha to help him? So many gods and ghosts are fighting inside him, and this child is not dead yet? it! "After listening to what Mr. Yin Yang said, Grandpa took his family and knelt down." Sir, you have great mercy to save my grandson, who is the only boy in our family! Even if I use my life to make up for his life, I'm willing!! "Grandpa cried and begged." Brother, and you guys hurry up, it's against the sky to make up for your life, and I don't have that ability. I don't know what this kid is doing now, but I just know that his Dharma Protector is fighting with the Hundred Ghosts. I can see that your family's Baojia Immortal is helping him, and I can ask the Immortal Family to talk about the situation. "Thank you, benefactor!"

Grandpa led the family and Mr. Yin Yang to a small room in a hurry, the room was not big, only a table was leaning against the wall in the corner. There was fruit, liquor and chicken on the table. There is a big red paper pasted on the wall above the table, which reads: Enshrine the position of the whole hall of the Wangmen Mansion to protect the family Xianhu Yiying. That's right, it was the Baojia Immortal that Mr. Bai worshiped for Boss Wang's family back then, and it has been passed on to my grandmother. Grandpa went to the pillar incense and said, "Xianjia, I hope you can help my grandson survive this calamity." I hope you can come up to me and talk about the situation. After finishing speaking, Mr. Yin and Yang shouted: "I respectfully invite the Wangmen Mansion to protect the family of the immortal Hu to win the immortal family to go down to the hall ~~~"