Walking down the street, I naturally became the center of attention, and if it weren't for the two rings of palace guards around me to protect me, I guess I would have been robbed of not even a strip of cloth before I walked fifty meters.

Along the way, some passers-by said that I was a Bodhisattva, and some said that I was an Arhat.

I finally walked to the temple, and when the monks who were still chanting the scriptures saw my dress, they thought it was the Jizo King Bodhisattva who had come.

For the past seven days, I have been wearing this heavy equipment to preach the scriptures, and the preaching is nothing difficult for me, but the difficult thing is that I can't go to the toilet and sit here all the time, and I don't even dare to drink water.

Today is the main meeting, Tang King Li Shimin also came to the altar, I was on the stage to say the Dharma, suddenly a loud voice from the audience said: "That monk, you only talk about Hinayana teachings, but can you talk about 'Mahayana'?"

As soon as I heard this, my heart suddenly blossomed, Sister Guanyin, you are here!

I happily jumped off the altar and saluted, "Look... The teacher, the disciple is unsightly, and there are many crimes. The monks in front of me all talked about the Hinayana teachings, but they didn't know what the Mahayana teachings were. ”

I was happy and almost slipped my mouth, this leper monk must have changed Guanyin, I've watched this episode many times, and there is a little monk by his side, who has become a little monk, can't be wrong.

Guanyin said: "Your Hinayana teachings cannot exalt the dead, but can only be vulgar and light; I have the Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, which can surpass the deceased and ascend to heaven, can overcome the suffering of difficult people, can cultivate immeasurable longevity, and can do nothing to come and go." ”

I was about to say that I was going to learn the scriptures, when suddenly a few soldiers came and directly arrested Guanyin and Hui'an. What are you doing, delaying the study of the scriptures, Lao Tzu and you are not finished.

I followed Guanyin directly to Li Shimin, I saluted the Tang King with everyone, Guanyin stood there with a high look, and it was indeed not suitable for the Bodhisattva to salute a mortal.

Guanyin asked, "What did Your Majesty do to see me?"

Li Shimin obviously saw Guanyin, a leper monk, "Are you the monk who sent the robe that day?"

"Exactly. ”

Li Shimin said: "Since you have come here to listen to the lectures, you should only eat some fasting, why do you talk nonsense with my master, disturb the scripture hall, and misunderstand my Buddhist affairs?"

The Bodhisattva replied, "Your master is talking about the Hinayana teachings, so that the dead can ascend to heaven. I have the Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, and I can get rid of death and suffering, and my life will not be bad. ”

When Li Shimin heard that the coke was broken, he hurriedly asked, "Where is your Mahayana Buddhism?"

The Bodhisattva said: "In the Daxi Tianzhu Da Lei Yin Temple, my Buddha can solve the knot of a hundred grievances and eliminate the disaster without vain." ”

Li Shimin hurriedly asked, "Do you remember this Mahayana Buddhism?"

The Bodhisattva said, "I remember. ”

Li Shimin's face was happy, "Please come to the stage to speak." ”

The Bodhisattva and Hui'an raised their feet and flew onto the altar, and then with a burst of golden light, the two of them appeared and flew into the clouds.

The real body of the Bodhisattva on the cloud head flashed with Buddha light, and everyone hurriedly knelt down, shouting Nanwu Guanyin Bodhisattva one by one, and Li Shimin also knelt on the ground with the people, not to mention Li Shimin, even I, a fake monk, couldn't help but kneel down when I saw the true face of the Bodhisattva.

The Bodhisattva gradually moved away, and a simple post fell from mid-air, which read: "Ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, there is a wonderful text in the West." The journey is 108,000 miles, and the Mahayana is diligent. This scripture returns to the kingdom and can surpass the ghosts. If there are those who are willing to go, seek the golden body of righteousness. ”

Li Shimin finished singing the post and said: "Let's take this water and land conference for the time being, and when I send someone to obtain the Mahayana scriptures, I will reopen the victory meeting to show my sincerity and rebuild the good results." ”

Li Shimin then looked at everyone and said, "Who is willing to receive my will, go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures." ”

Your grandmother, how many years has Lao Tzu been waiting for you to say this, you can be considered to have said it!

"The little monk is not talented, and he is willing to serve the work of dogs and horses!"

Lao Tzu is going to the western sky!

Cross the Great Divide...... Why does it sound so unlucky......

By the time I returned, the other monks in the monastery already knew that I was going to the West Heaven to learn the scriptures.

My apprentice said to me, "Master, I have heard that the western sky is far away, and there are all kinds of jackals, tigers, leopards, demons and monsters on the road.

I thought in my heart, I don't go to learn the scriptures, can I really be a monk here for a lifetime, and replied: "I have made a great vow, not to take the true scriptures, forever reincarnated in hell, and I have already responded to the emperor, I can't help but be loyal to the country, the road to the west is far away, I really have little hope of going, the good luck is unpredictable, apprentices, I may go for two or three years, maybe six or seven years, at the latest seventeen years, as a teacher can return." ”

The apprentice asked puzzledly, "How does Master know that he can return in seventeen years?"

I went, I said that I leaked, I can't say that I know the storyline of Journey to the West, so I had to pretend to close my eyes, shake my head, and say nothing.

Early the next morning, I came to Li Shimin's court, I knew that today was the day I went on the road, and sure enough, it didn't take long for me to be announced by Li Shimin into the palace.

Li Shiming said to me excitedly, "Brother Yu, today is an auspicious day for travel, this is the customs clearance document, I have a purple gold bowl here, keep it for fasting on the way, and choose two more entourages, and a good horse to do the foot power, you can set off now." ”

The emperor fat old man, you are very anxious, people say to give an iron rice bowl, you give a copper, hurry to let me go, okay, let's go, the stars in the sky are Beidou.

I received the things and thanked them, and then I turned my face and went out of the temple gate.

Royal is royal, go out and arrange such a big battle to see him off.

When the others were packing my clothes into my suitcase, Li Shimin poured me a glass of wine and handed it to me and asked, "Does the royal brother have a nickname?"

"Poor monks are monks, and they don't dare to take a number. ”

"On that day, the Bodhisattva once said that there are three Tibets in the west, and how about the royal brother using the three Tibets?"

I took the wine glass, "Your Majesty Xie gave the number, wine is the first precept of the monk's family, since the monk, the poor monk is not allowed to drink." ”

"This is a vegetarian wine, today is different from usual, just drink a glass, and it will be regarded as my food for you. ”

What kind of vegetarian wine, isn't it just juice, just drink it, don't look at my old age, what Ruiou, Bingrui, Jiang Xiaobai Niulanshan, I've drunk it all, big brother, shouldn't you add sand to my wine?

I pretended to drink, and sure enough, Li Shimin lowered his body, twisted a little soil, and bounced it into my wine glass.

I deliberately looked at Li Shimin with puzzled eyes.

Li Shimin said with a smile, "Brother Yu, when can I return to the west of the world?"

"In only three years, I went back to the kingdom. ”

108,000 miles, 100 miles a day, 36,000 miles a year, and I can get to the place in three years! When we come back, we will be able to fly!

"The days are deep, the mountains are far away, and the royal brother can enter this wine: I would rather love the soil of my hometown, and I don't love ten thousand taels of gold in my hometown. ”

Don't say it, listening to Li Shimin's words, I'm really a little moved, if you're not an emperor, I'm not a monk, I really want to have a drink with you.

Gone, finally gone, thank you, under the farewell of the emperor and the civil and military officials, I took two entourages back to the temple to prepare and prepare to go.

Oops, it's going to be on the road, and when I get on the road to learn the scriptures, I definitely don't bend at all, honestly listen to my Wukong, he said that I will go wherever I go, he said that whoever is a monster will kill whom, and go to the west safely, honestly be my Lafayette, hahaha!

Hey, no, Lafayette seems to be a!