047 bull head horse noodles

The horseman said 'Mom' outside, fainted to the ground, and woke up for a long time, his face was like dirt. "Sir, please think of all means to save my poor son!" ”

The fortune teller thought for a while and said, "There is only one way, I don't know if the staff is reluctant to break the bank?" ”

Ma Yuanwai heard that there was still a way to think about it, so he hurriedly said: "As long as I can save my son, even if the family is bankrupt, I will not hesitate to do it!" ”

Then the fortune teller told him: "In the middle of the night tomorrow night, you can make a table of the most sumptuous wine and food, put it in a food box, bring it to the twelve steps in front of the City God Temple, and give the wine and food to the two people who play chess." However, you have to ask them three times in a row, be patient, and don't be impatient! "The horses and horses took them all to heart.

The next day, when he came to the designated place, he saw two people concentrating on playing chess there, these two were none other than Niu Tou and Ma Mian!

The horsemen did not dare to alarm them, so they had to kneel quietly to the side, put the food box on their heads and watch silently. When the two of them finished playing a game of chess, he cautiously asked, "Two gods, please eat and play again!" The two of them seemed to be listening, and they did not answer, as if they were three times.

The bull head and the horse couldn't help but salivate when they saw this person's sincerity, and saw that the delicacies in the box were so rich. Ma Mian whispered to Niu Tou: "Big brother, we haven't eaten yet on this business trip, so let's have a full meal." It's hard to have a heart for this person, what do you think? ”

The bull head also had this intention for a long time, but it was inconvenient to say it, so he nodded and said, "It's not too late to eat and go down the mountain." After that, it was like a wind sweeping leaves, and the meal was eaten in a few clicks.

The two were about to leave, and when they saw that the food delivery person was still kneeling on the ground, they asked, "You are waiting for me, you must have something to ask for, let's talk!" ”

The horseman hurriedly kowtowed and said, "The villain is in trouble, ask the two gods for help!" As he spoke, he burned a string of money papers.

The bull head and horse face were not happy, so he had to say, "What is the matter with you?" Let's talk about it! I've got some important things to do. ”

"Two gods, I only have one son, Yang Shou is about to end, ask the two gods to raise their noble hands." The horseman kowtowed.

The bull head and the horse face asked, "What's your name?" ”

Ma Yuanwai replied: "Ma Yichun." ”

Niu Tou flipped through the 'Soul Hooking Order' given to him by Judge Cui, and said in shock: "Brother Ma, the two of us are going to arrest no one else, it is his son, but the time has not yet come, I didn't expect this."

The horse crew kowtowed repeatedly: "If the two gods can prolong his yang life, the villain will be grateful, and he will be grateful!" ”

The bull head said: "The laws of Yin Cao are strict, and it is not easy to do!" ”

The horse member was secretly anxious, and with an idea, he turned to the horse and said, "I have a brother surnamed Ma who is also in charge of the Netherworld, and if you don't do it, I have to go to him." ”

Ma Mian listened to it and thought to himself, I know all the ghosts and immortals in power in the underworld, and there is no one else with the surname Ma except me. If this relative was me, but I had never seen him, I asked tentatively, "I am also surnamed Ma, I wonder who your brother is?" ”

Ma Yuanwai said in surprise: "The villain has eyes and no beads, and it is difficult to write two 'horse' words in one stroke, and there is Brother Lao." ”

Ma Mian said: "You said you are my brother, why don't I remember?" ”

"You drank ** tea after you arrived in the underworld, and you forgot everything about the yang world, where do you remember?" Ma Mian thought about it, what he said was true, and now that he has eaten his things, this thing is not good, so he exchanged a look.

The bull head will understand, since this is the case, just make a personal favor, and also want him to spend a few changes.

So, while he was drunk, he returned to the underworld and stopped seducing the soul.

This matter was known by the Son of Yama, and he sent Black and White Impermanence to find out in person, and it was indeed true. The Son of Heaven of Yama was immediately furious, and immediately ordered the head of the ox and the face of the horse to be brought to the temple. In order to kill one and respect a hundred, in front of the ministers, he gave each of them forty boards, and then handed them over to Lu Juan for disposal, so Lu Ju changed the bull head and horse face for the two of them.

Seeing that they were really repentant, the Son of Heaven of Yama reduced them to servitude and stayed in the underworld as a servant.

After listening to Brother Mouse's story, Zhao Yun kept stumbling and asked Brother Mouse: "Is the underworld dungeon also like this?" ”

"Where there are living beings, there is an ugly side, but the form of expression is different, intrigue, deceit, open and secret fighting, framing, favoritism, and corruption and perversion of the law" Brother Rat replied with a cold snort.

Zhao Yun saw that Brother Rat was not finished, so he hurriedly interrupted and said, "How did Niu Tou Ma Mian offend Lu Juan?" ”

"Whoever doesn't say it behind his back, who doesn't say it behind his back!" Brother Rat shook his head and said.

"Are you saying bad things about Lu Ju behind their backs?" Zhao Yun asked tentatively.

Brother Rat pretended to be surprised and said, "Oops! Congratulations, you're ready to answer! ”

"It's really nothing to be idle, of course you have to clean up after saying bad things about people behind your back!" Zhao Yun glared at Brother Rat and said.

"You know! You're not speaking ill of people right now? In fact, it is the result of the struggle between the two forces, forget it, you can't understand it if you say so much! Brother Rat said disdainfully.

Zhao Yun said 'cut', and then returned to his desk, ready to read the book, but as soon as the book was picked up, a question suddenly came to mind, and he hurriedly asked: "Brother Mouse, do you know Shao Jie?" ”

"Ahh Brother Rat replied without raising his eyelids.

"You two have a grudge?" Zhao Yun continued to ask.

Brother Rat raised his head in surprise and asked, "How do you know?" ”

"I'm not blind, I can't see? After the two of you meet, you don't want to look at each other, you don't have a deep hatred for each other? Zhao Yun put down the book he had just picked up, leaned over to Brother Rat again and said.

"Tell me about the two of you?" Zhao Yun asked gossipingly.

Brother Rat said impatiently: "There is nothing to say, I don't want to mention him." ”

"As for it? It's like the hatred of killing your father and taking your wife! Zhao Yun pursed his mouth and said.

Brother Rat said excitedly: "Why not! He robbed me of my horse! ”

"Tell me what's going on?" Zhao Yun hurriedly asked, but Brother Rat seemed to know that he was leaking his mouth, so he closed his mouth and stopped talking.

Zhao Yun had no choice but to return to the table again, and just wanted to pick up the book, only to feel a yin wind coming, a flash of brilliance, and Zhang Jianfeng appeared in the office.

"Crazy brother, what are you looking for?" Zhao Yun found that Zhang Jianfeng kept looking for things as soon as he appeared, so he asked.

"What about Hua Shan's iPad? Didn't it all sit on her desk before? Who took it? Zhang Jianfeng asked anxiously.

Zhao Yun was helpless for a while after listening to it, and thought to himself, you said that you are a yin division, but you like to play with things in the yang world, so strong mana, why don't you do something?

"I haven't seen it, you can look for it carefully!" Zhao Yun replied.

"Really, I'm going to play "Flower Thousand Bone" soon, I've been chasing it for many days!" Zhang Jianfeng kept rummaging, causing a gust of wind in the office.

When the bell rang for the end of class, all the teachers returned to the office together, and saw that Zhang Jianfeng had made such a big formation, and everyone had a black line on their faces.

"What are you doing?" Hua Shan roared when she saw that her desk was in a mess.

"Where's your iPad?" Zhang Jianfeng hurriedly asked when he saw Hua Shan coming back.

Hua Shan snorted coldly and said: "You said that you don't do business for a day, you are here to work, not to play with ipad, besides, if you want to play, you can buy one yourself, this is my family Shuhuan to buy!" My family Shuhuan knows that others are always playing and are angry! ”

"Dizzy, as for being so stingy? Please, lend me one more time today! Zhang Jianfeng came to Hua Shan's side, pulled his clothes, and pleaded with a twist.

Zhao Yun felt a chill in his heart, and he almost threw up! Are the ghosts of the underworld so enchanting and twisting?

"Crazy brother, Hua Shan didn't bring it at all today, I'll buy one for you after work later." Zhao Yongqing relieved Hua Shan's siege.

Zhang Jianfeng couldn't stop laughing after hearing this, pinched an orchid finger and said, "Sister Qing still cares about people the most!" ”

Zhao Yun and Brother Rat fell off a layer of goosebumps, this Jianfeng is good anywhere, but this behavior is a little unbearable! Especially those big black eyes, who talk to will squeeze their eyebrows and pout their lips cutely, girls will be shy when they see it, and boys will be shy when they see it~

At this time, the bell rang for class, and Zhao Yun sighed and said, "Hey, I'm going to serve those ancestors!" ”

As soon as I walked into the classroom, I found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere today, every day was noisy and noisy like going to the vegetable market, today was not only silent but also orderly.

Zhao Yun thought to himself, what are these ancestors crazy today?

"What services do you need today?" Zhao Yun asked loudly.

One of the ghosts with a thief's head and a thief's brain whispered, "Is Lu Ju gone?" ”

Zhao Yun then understood what was going on, it turned out that these ghosts knew that Lu Ju was coming, and they didn't dare to scream, now in this world, even ghosts know how to bully the soft and fear the hard.

"Gone." Zhao Yun replied flatly.

As soon as the words fell, the originally silent classroom suddenly boiled, and it was more lively than the vegetable market.

"But it's back!" Zhao Yun continued.

The noisy classroom instantly returned to quiet, and the ghost next to Zhao Yun complained and said, "Can you not gasp?" Scared the hell out of us! ”

Zhao Yun didn't pay attention to him, but asked again: "What do you need today?" ”

"Burn me a villa!"

"I want an American daughter-in-law!"

"I'm going to be reincarnated, can you help me find someone to cast into a good family?"

Although the order is much better today, Zhao Yun is still tired enough, and Zhao Yun now knows that the work of serving people is still relatively easy to do, and serving ghosts is done by Sun Tzu!

"Teacher Zhao, I have something to ask for!" When it was about to end, a beautiful voice came into Zhao Yun's ears.

Following the sound, I found a woman in her current costume standing timidly behind the ghosts, the other ghosts didn't have any respect for Zhao Yun at all, they all called and drank, after a long time, Zhao Yun didn't care, but today there was a person who called him a teacher, and this 'teacher' called Zhao Yun very comfortable.

"Hello, please tell me if you need anything." Zhao Yun said politely.

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