Chapter 43: Divine Pill or Poison Pill?
I, Zhao Yicheng, and Zhou Wen only drank a glass but were already very drunk, this kind of drunkenness is not like drinking too much and not knowing anything in a daze, but comfortable, very sober-minded, but feeling as light as a swallow, as if floating on the clouds.
And He Jing is a girl, and Feng Tian is a child, so they can only eat the hippopotamus meat and peacock meat they brought.
"Hey, Li Jianming, you say, why did I lose to you today? Say it yourself. Zhao Yicheng asked me with his eyes closed.
"Hmph, you're still showing off in front of me if you're not good at learning." I replied while enjoying the drunkenness.
"No, no, Zhou Wen, you, you say, why did I lose to him?" Zhao Yicheng asked Zhou Wen.
"Well, that's hard to say. I think you're too stupid, and you use your ultimate move at the beginning, and then you don't have any energy, right? Zhou Wen replied dumbfoundedly.
"Hehe, I, Zhao Yicheng, have been practicing spells diligently day and night since I entered the base to worship Wang Xun as my master, and the emperor has lived up to his wishes, and I can finally become a myth and legend of our base when I was a teenager. No one can ever beat me, never! So I'm pretentious! I feel that there is no one in the world who is better than me except for the master! Until the master mentions you and says that you can be the destroyer of this era or the creator. Say what kind of reincarnation you are, I won't accept it! That's why I'm challenging you in front of everyone today! To prove that I'm better than you! It's a pity, it's a pity, I lost. It's true that I'm not as strong as you, but you Li Jianming remembered it for me! Although we are friends, you are also my lifelong rival, and one day, I will win you! Someday! Zhao Yicheng stood up and waved his hand and said excitedly.
"Hehe, okay, I'll wait, I'll wait for the day you win me!" I said impassionedly.
"Hey, you two heroes, can you wash my clothes before you two want to fight to the death? Zhou Wen, he spit on me! He Jing screamed.
A room full of laughter.
The last time I had a hangover was from prison, I drank too much when all my friends and family came to wash me up, and although my head hurt the next day, I was happy. And this time, it was my second hangover.
But I don't know if it's a problem with the wine or what, I woke up very sober! The brain is clearer than ever! It's just that I slept very well last night, and I dreamed of the scene where my grandfather told me a story, the days when I lived in Feng Ru's house, the scene where I lured the soul of the second master of black and white impermanence into the Yin soldiers in prison, and the battle with Zhao Yicheng.
When I woke up, I found that the corners of my eyes were moist, was I crying?
Right.
As I was in a daze, a knock on the door broke my musings.
"Li Jianming, get up quickly. We're going to start training today! "I could hear the voice of the man in white who was escorting me to the base with cigarette butts burning his pants.
"Wait a minute, I didn't wake up!" I shouted at him.
"No, the master has an order, ordering you to go to the Dharma Arena quickly, he is waiting for you there."
"Huh, what? Want to fight me one more time? I'm not healed yet! Ahem. I pretended to cough twice.
"Li Jianming, I know you are arrogant and unreasonable, but don't you make it difficult for me?" Hey? It's the first time that the man in white has spoken so tactfully to me. It's not okay if you don't give face!
I pushed open the door and whispered, "Let's go." ”
The man in white led the way, and I walked with my hands behind my head and whistling. I met a lot of people along the way, and they glared at me fiercely one by one yesterday, but today they were respectful to me, nodding their heads and smiling accordingly. It's called a fist is an order!
With a "squeak", the man in white pushed open the door of the fighting field, and I walked in. There was another "squeak" and the door shut. I glanced at the Dharma Arena, and there was no one!
"This old Wang Ba (my private name for Wang Xun) let me pigeon?" I thought to myself. But the man in white clearly said that Wang Xun asked me to go quickly? Is there a fraud? No wonder you were so kind to me!
"Lee Jianming, before we train. I need to understand how powerful you are, although you defeated Zhao Yicheng, but after all, the two of you belong to a life-swapping duel, so one move against another, and this time. I'm going to use the Seven Demon Formations to see how far you've fought on the ground. Wang Xun's voice came from all directions, I thought it was some kind of spell, and I saw the horns in all corners.
"It's so troublesome, when will it start?" I yelled?
"Don't worry, yesterday, you were injured by Zhao Yicheng's Heaven and Earth Yubu, and now you can't play at your real level, there is a small box on the ground directly in front of you, and there are two small pills in it. One of them is the Divine Pill Chiqing Miaodan, which quickly recovers the body and drives away all kinds of poisons and diseases, while the other is the highly poisonous intestinal piercing pill. The two pills have the same appearance, and you can only rely on your spiritual sense to feel which one is real. You go for it. Wang Xun said through the loudspeaker.
"What a hassle!" I nagged, walked to the front, bent down and opened the box, and sure enough, there were two fiery red pills inside, both of which exuded a red breath.
Truth be told, I don't use my sense at all! If it makes me feel like it's really like flipping a coin, two positive and one half. So I can only rely on luck!
I picked up the one on the left first, put it in my hand and checked it, and then picked up the one on the right and checked it. I don't feel anything! If I had to choose, it would be terrible!
"Hey, hurry up! Can't you even use your powerful spiritual sense? What a vain blindness! Wang Xun commented. I ignored him because I didn't know what to say.
Since it's half and half odds, then I have to bet on it!
I put the two pills in the box heavily, stretched out my right index finger, pointed from the pill on the left to the pill on the right, and repeated, pointing and chanting the mantra: "I will choose whoever the little rooster clicks!" ”
Well, it's not a spell, of course, it's just a way to choose things. My hand finally touched the one on the left, and I picked it up and put it to my mouth.
"Die and die." I thought so. As soon as I closed my eyes, I felt that this pill was poison and put it down.
"Why are you so inked! Come on! Wang Xun shouted at me.
I shrugged my shoulders in frustration, and suddenly a thought crossed my mind. I smiled evilly, picked up a pill in each of my left and right hands, and ate it in my mouth together.
Both are slightly bitter in taste.
"You, why did you eat it all?" Wang Xun shouted.
I licked my lips and smiled at the horn and said, "First, you didn't say you could only eat one. Second, you said that the red green elixir can restore the body, and even bring the dead back to life, curing all diseases. So even if I eat the poison pill, the red green pill can also be resolved, how good is this, I don't have to be poisoned to death, but I can also recover my body. How nice, huh. ”
"You." Wang Xun was choked by me and couldn't speak.
That's how I am, no matter what the process is, just looking at the results. And after taking two pills, the result is that I really recovered my body!