Chapter 79: Eavesdropping
Chapter 79 Eavesdropping
While I was enjoying the feast of human flesh and blood, I also listened to the conversation between Qi Dongwei and those humans led by Lao Zheng. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info Lao Zheng cares most about what we are from and what they want to do in City B.
I don't know why, I can hear it so clearly when it's so far away. Qi Dongwei said in a slightly stiff tone: "Lao Zheng, let me tell you the details...... You know that the chairman sent me, Ah Fei and Huazi, three superpowers, to find medicine for his son, right? ”
Lao Zheng replied: "We know. ”
Qi Dongwei said again: "After the three of us went out, we met two very beautiful and very powerful female zombies...... These two female zombies ate them both! Count my fate, and I was saved by the generals. The Shogun asked me where I was, and I told them that I was from City B. The Shogun also told us that she is the leader of the Survivors Alliance of Y City, and the leader of the entire Y City...... That's probably all for it......"
Lao Zheng exclaimed: "So powerful? So what happened to them killing so many of our soldiers defending the city? ”
Qi Dongwei said slowly: "That's the case, the general said, I want to take a look at our B city." At first, I didn't understand, since she is the leader of the entire Y City, why does she still want to come to our B City? Could it be that they are short of food and clothing in City Y, and they want to come to our City B to plunder? But after contacting them for a while, I found that they not only did not lack food and clothing, but also had enough food and clothing! It is said that the Shogun and her closest sister, Sister Lu, have clean water to bathe every day! Is this a lack of food and clothing? ”
Listening to Qi Dongwei's words, Lao Zheng was even more surprised and said, "Oh my God! Brother Qi, you're not kidding, are you? Can they bathe every day? Now don't talk about us people, even a superpowered person like you can't take a shower every day, right? It's nice to wash it once a month! ”
Qi Dongwei said: "Rubbing your body with a wet towel is already a luxury......
Lao Zheng said in a low voice: "That...... So they seem to be really well-fed? ”
Qi Dongwei said: "As far as I know, their material reserves are very sufficient! ”
Lao Zheng was shocked: "Then what are they doing in our B City?" ”
Qi Dongwei said without thinking about it: "There is no communication!" Did you know? Although they don't lack anything, they still want to come to us to see what they have, and exchange their surplus things for something with us! ”
Lao Zheng said helplessly: "But we are now short of food and clothing, what can we exchange with us?" We have a lot of weapons, and there are a lot of beautiful girls, and all that's left is a mouth waiting to eat...... Could it be ...... Could it be that they want labor? ”
Qi Dongwei said dumbfoundedly: "Weapons? Do you think they still need weapons? Which of the soldiers defending the city was not armed with both spears and spears? Why don't you kill them all? ”
After Qi Dongwei finished speaking, Lao Zheng hurriedly said: "That's right! Brother Qi, you haven't said why they killed all the soldiers guarding our city? ”
Qi Dongwei said: "I didn't kill them all...... The general said that whoever doesn't want to die should raise his hand...... None of the people who raised their hands died...... Look at Qin Bo, isn't Wang Qiang still dead? ”
After Qi Dongwei finished speaking, he heard two humans crying: "Brother Qi...... We...... We...... Thanks to Brother Qi's presence, otherwise we would have died a long time ago...... Woo......"
"Don't fucking cry!" Qi Dongwei said angrily: "Big man, look like a man!" Let me tell you, when I met those two female zombies before, they both put their claws on my neck, and I didn't even say half a word begging for mercy! ”
"Brother Qi, can female zombies understand human speech?" A human suddenly asked. I almost didn't laugh when I heard this. Qi Dongwei began to make nonsense. The point is, he made it up, and the humans who listened to him actually believed it.
Qi Dongwei replied: "You know a fart! The more advanced the zombies, the higher their IQ, some of them can already understand human speech completely, and some can even speak a few simple words! If they reach a very high level, their IQ is already close to that of humans. ”
The human who asked Qi Dongwei just now asked again: "Brother Qi, why don't you say that you are a master of art and bold!" You are worthy of being an outstanding representative of our superpowers in City B! You have been clawed by female zombies to the neck, and you are so willing to die and unyielding, we absolutely admire it! What about you...... You play hard with those two female zombies, and then what? Could it be that those two female zombies eat hard and not soft? They can't have a crush on you, right? What do you want to do when you're a zombie? ”
Qi Dongwei said angrily: "Roll the calf!" What the hell eats hard and doesn't eat soft! I tell you the truth, the reason why humans are slaughtered by zombies is entirely because of human weakness! As soon as human beings encounter zombies, they are afraid, run away, and beg for mercy, which seems to have formed a mindset for zombies, in their eyes, we humans are food, and human beings as food will only fear, run away and beg for mercy when they see zombies, and everything that encounters fear, escape and beg for mercy must be food! ”
"Brother Qi, what is your theory? I'm a little confused......" said the human who asked Qi Dongwei just now.
Qi Dongwei said solemnly: "I want to tell you that after the three of us met those two female zombies, they gave in and were eaten by the female zombies. I didn't give in, so I wasn't used as food by female zombies! ”
"And then?" The human who had just asked asked asked again.
"Later......," Qi Dongwei said, "to tell you the truth, after their paws were on my neck, I didn't beg for mercy." They were stunned. They wanted to eat me, but I don't know why I didn't beg for mercy and didn't give in. That is, they hesitated for a few seconds, and I had to escape. In the process of escaping, I met the generals, and they saved me. That's the experience. ”
"Really? Brother Qi, your experience is legendary! Several humans exclaimed.
Hearing this, I couldn't wait to rush over and grab Qi Dongwei and trample him under my feet, I see if he begs for mercy! But I think it's funny for him to make things up like this, so I'll hear what he does next. If he dares to say bad things about these two female zombies, I'll rush over and kill him!
Qi Dongwei continued: "I also tell you that this general is amazing! She's the most powerful person I've ever met! ”
"Brother Qi, is the general you are talking about a tall and thin beauty who shoots lasers with her hands?" Out of nowhere, a word came out.
"That's Sister Lu! I don't know, don't interject! Qi Dongwei said in a serious tone: "I tell you, the general is very, very powerful, but she is definitely not indiscriminately killing innocents!" She kills for an absolute reason! ”
"You can't kill so many of our soldiers for any reason, right? How can we explain this matter? Lao Zheng said helplessly: "If the chairman knows that she killed so many of our soldiers, with the chairman's temper ......"
Qi Dongwei said: "You don't have to worry about this, I will explain it to the chairman." ”
"You said that she had an absolute reason for killing people, what reason is there?" Lao Zheng asked.
Qi Dongwei said: "In fact, the reason is very simple, that is, everything she says must be listened to carefully, and if you need to do it, you must do what she says." If you do that, you'll be fine. If you don't do it, you're likely to anger her, and you're likely to be killed by her. ”
"This is simply fascist!" A human said.
"You know!" Qi Dongwei hurriedly said: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know!" You ask Qin Bo and Wang Qiang, ask them how they feel, and see if what I said is right? ”
"Brother Qi is right!" I could hear that this was Qin Bo's voice, and he said, "After listening to Brother Qi's words, I suddenly realized!" Those dead soldiers...... They didn't do what she said! ”
"That's right! That's right! She said whoever doesn't want to die should raise their hands, and I raised my hands......" This is Wang Qiang's voice, "but she really didn't kill me......"
"I see...... I finally understood......" Lao Zheng said in a low voice: "This general...... Looking at her appearance, she is still a child...... So she can do a lot of things as she wants...... coupled with her talent as a superpowered person, it is what she is now. It's much easier for us to get to know her personality, and it's a big deal to give her a few dolls and a few pieces of candy! ”
"A couple of dolls and a few pieces of candy just want to get me?" I secretly said in my little brain: "Good you old Zheng!" Don't you want to give me a doll? I'll let you find me 10,000 dolls in a minute, or I'll tear you apart!" Right! Find me another 10,000 pounds of sugar! ”
After Lao Zheng finished speaking, Qi Dongwei said: "Lao Zheng, you underestimate the general too much!" She's not as simple as you say, anyway, let's listen to her for the time being, and then we'll see how things develop. ”
Lao Zheng said: "Brother Qi, you don't have to worry too much about dealing with a little girl, it's all wrapped up in me for a while!" I used to have two daughters, both of whom came from teenagers like her. ”
Qi Dongwei said in disbelief: "Really? Lao Zheng, don't blame me for not warning you, don't blame me if you are killed by her! ”
Lao Zheng smiled: "Don't worry, Brother Qi!" The most difficult thing for us now is how to report to the chairman after so many people have died! ”
Qi Dongwei said: "Lao Zheng, today is all here, the superpowers who guard the bridge, Brother Li, Brother Wang, and the chairman's plenipotentiary Zhang are all dead, tell me the truth, which side are you on?" ”
Lao Zheng said in a low voice: "Brother Qi, what do you say?" ”
Qi Dongwei said: "Do you know the bad deeds of Brother Li who defended the city? Whoever comes back from outside must hand over half of the searched supplies when they enter City B. This is our hard and fast rule, because City B provides shelter for all survivors, and turning it in is a reward for City B, for the chairman, for the superpowers of City B, for all the soldiers defending the city, right? ”
"Yes, yes, yes! What Brother Qi said is extremely true! A couple of humans pandered.
Qi Dongwei continued: "But what about Brother Li? He took advantage of this regulation to wantonly ask for cards from all those who came back from searching for supplies! Many people who came back from searching for supplies were afraid of him, so they handed over half of them according to the regulations and then handed over some additional materials to him, and he also took some materials from half of the materials handed in. ”
"Brother Qi! Qi Ge ...... Some words can be brought to the table, and some words can't! Lao Zheng said in a low voice: "Everyone knows what Brother Li did. But now in this world, whoever is a superpower and who has a hard fist has the final say. We ordinary people can only endure it. ”
"Whether you endure it or not, it has nothing to do with me!" Qi Dongwei said angrily: "I'm going out to find medicine for the chairman's son!" Brother Li, he knows. But when I came back, he asked me to give him half of the medicine I found! You say, is he excessive? I explained it to him. But he said that medicine is now worth more than gold, and since we go out to look for medicine, we can't just find medicine for the chairman's son, and we must have hidden medicine privately. That's why I'm going to be checked. You say, zombies are rampant outside, and there are two female zombies hiding in the hospital, and I risked my life to find medicine for the chairman's son under the noses of the two female zombies, so how can I hide other medicines? ”
"Holy! Brother Li is too much! "There's a human airway.
Qi Dongwei continued: "Just say that I will be searched to see if I have hidden medicine, and I am afraid that he will not be killed by the general." It was precisely because he wanted to search the general's bus that he angered the general. Didn't they come to join us, they rescued me, escorted me back, and by the way, came to our B city to have a look, and Brother Li asked them to hand over the supplies. As a result, people definitely disagreed. This conversation broke out without a discussion. It's just that Brother Li is not weak, and he was caught by the general as soon as he made a move. I firmly believe that the general didn't want to kill Brother Li at that time, but just took him hostage to the soldiers guarding the bridge. As you can imagine, this shot not only did not hurt the general, but also angered her and her men, and they killed all the soldiers guarding the bridge in one fell swoop......"