At this moment, the master suddenly stood in front of me and said coldly: "Second Senior Brother, if you dare to hurt him, don't blame me for being unkind!" ”

As he spoke, the master spread his hands, and a long whip appeared in his hand, staring at the person with cold eyes.

After a pause, the corpse qi that erupted on his body also stopped abruptly, and his eyes stared at the master with a little sadness and indignation: "Little junior sister, you really want to attack me for this kid!" ”

However, the master did not speak, still staring coldly at the visitor.

After the two glanced at each other, the person who came suddenly put away his majestic corpse qi, pointed the gun directly at me and said: "Boy, if you are a man, don't hide behind a woman, come out and let labor and management see, how can you be virtuous, how can you win the heart of your junior sister?" ”

Damn, am I a man, do you want you to know? Just if my master knows?

I secretly despised the visitor in my heart, but I didn't rush out, but hid behind the master very obscenely. No matter how good you are, what can you do? What if I can't win? It's me who wins the master's heart, but not you!

Then they began to ridicule me and say all kinds of ugly things. The master drank several times, but he pretended not to hear. But I couldn't pretend I didn't hear it, because his words pierced my heart deeply.

That is, if you don't even have the courage to face it, you can only be a turtle with a shrunken head for the rest of your life.

So, I took a deep breath and walked out from behind my master. Even the master pulled me away without hesitation. walked straight up to the person who came and stared at each other coldly.

And then...

"Don't think you're a monkey invited to tease, I don't even dare to talk about you. Let me tell you that I am better than you, first of all, IQ, what is IQ, I believe that with your negative IQ will definitely not understand, so I put it simply, that is, you are too stupid, stupid, understand? If you still don't understand, you're stupid. You can always understand this! ”

I crackled and spoke, speaking fast and with a tongue in it. After saying it in one breath, and then looking at the person who came, he looked at me blankly, and didn't understand what I said.

I can't help but feel a burst of disdain in my heart, this guy is a zombie, his head is funny, and he dares to come out and pretend to be X?

Then I said slowly: "You see that I praise you so much, and you don't laugh at it, so how can I let my master take a fancy to you, and I don't have any sense of humor." ”

The person who came was stunned, perhaps because he didn't want to be told that he had no sense of humor, so he hurriedly showed a smile.

"Since you asked me how he can do it, then you dare to compare with me!" I almost burst my belly laughing, but in order to reverse the disadvantage, I endured it and said it seriously.

This time, the visitor understood, his eyes lit up, his body shook, and a corpse qi burst out, like a sharp arrow shooting straight at me.

I was shocked on the spot, Nima, I said Bibi, but I didn't say do it? I'm not stupid, but if I come to the door by my way, isn't it looking for abuse?

The master shook his hand and was about to make a move, but I stopped him, and then pretended to be calm and said: "I didn't mean fighting with you, but fighting with you, do you dare?" ”

"You're so boring, since you learn the Tao to catch ghosts, you are naturally better than the Tao, where did you come from so many curves?" Someone waved his hand to put away the corpse qi and stared at me very unpleasantly.

I didn't care at all, and deliberately provoked and said: "The method of catching ghosts and fighting has long been outdated." Besides, I'm a Sven, how can I fight and kill you, and whoever I hurt at that time will make my master uncomfortable. So you have the ability to compare IQ with me? Do you dare? ”

"How to compare? Don't beat around the bush with me. The person who came said very simply.

"Okay, refreshed!" I stroked my palm and smiled and said: "In this way, I don't have time to waste with you, I will make a question, if you can answer it, then I will lose, if you can't answer it, you can go as far as you want, don't pester my master, okay!" ”

"Out of question!" The person who came said it simply and clearly.

I smiled and took the bait, Nima, you old zombie who can't be killed by labor and management!

"Of the seven birds in the tree, one was shot down, and how many are left?" I went straight to the question and then added, "I take good care of you!" Give you a chance to perform, you can't answer such a simple question, I think you better go by yourself! ”

The person who came was provoked by me, his face changed slightly, he glared at me fiercely and said, "You don't need to remind me!" Then he said, "Six birds!" ”

"Wrong, zero birds!" I laughed.

"How could it be wrong? Seven birds were shot down, seven minus one got six, boy, you haven't read? The person who came was anxious all of a sudden, and said with a black face.

I pretended to be surprised and said, "Those seven birds are not dead birds, and if one of them is shot down, can they still wait stupidly?" Flew away a long time ago! ”

The person who came was dumbfounded for a while, unable to speak.

The master had already covered his mouth and laughed, and gently tapped me behind my back. I turned around and winked at her, and the corners of my mouth hooked up a smile, Nima, I don't even know such a simple brain teaser, and I dare to come out to mix? Play can't kill you!

"No, this question is not right, change the question!" When the visitor saw the smile of the master and me, his face was cloudy, his old face was red, and he played a trick.

I pretended not to know, waved my hand very generously and said, "Since you are cheating, I am giving you a chance, if you still can't answer." But there's no chance! ”

"You say!" The visitor stared at me suddenly, gritted his teeth, and said.

I pouted and said, "Listen, a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?" ”

"Eight!" The person who came thought about it and thought about it before he said it.

I smiled and squinted my eyes: "Wrong! ”

"What's wrong? Boy, you're fooling me! ”

Suddenly, the popularity jumped like thunder, and the corpse qi exploded directly. With a grasp of my hand, a sword almost condensed from corpse qi pointed at my neck.

I swallowed my saliva and clenched my fists, the sword was cold and carried a strong smell of corpses, even if it was pointed at, it made me feel like a pinprick coming.

"Senior brother, let him go!" The master grabbed the long whip tightly, his eyes flashed, and he said coldly.

The visitor looked at the master and hesitated for a long time before putting the sword down. But he still stared at me coldly and said, "Boy, if you don't explain it to me clearly, don't blame me for not giving face to my junior sister and killing you!" I'm going to kill you, but your master can't stop me!" ”

I roll my eyes, if I'm afraid you're threatening? Do I dare to fool you?

I broke out in a cold sweat with my clenched fists, and then I pretended to be extraordinary and said, "There is a monkey riding on the tree, it is a horse ride, there is one monkey on the ground, there are only two monkeys, where are there eight monkeys?" Didn't I make it clear to you? ”

"Is it riding, not seven?" The visitor was stunned and stared at me intensely.

I didn't flinch to meet his eyes, I wanted to kill with my eyes, you scared me!

After half a salary, the person who came suddenly laughed, stopped to look at me, and looked at me coldly: "Boy, you have sharp teeth, this time I planted it." Let you go today, and I'm sure we'll meet soon. ”

When the sound fell, he arched his hand to the master again, and said goodbye. Turning around and backing like a big bird, he suddenly stretched out a pair of wings, snorted and flapped twice, and disappeared in front of us.

"This, this, this—" I watched in amazement, swallowing wildly.

The master suddenly sighed faintly: "Zombie Secret Archive, Second Senior Brother, did you even betray the master?" ”

Zombie Archive? That's Shenma Dongdong? Why did it become a betrayal of the master again?

I was confused, so I asked the master directly.