Chapter 60: Changing the subject
Chapter 60 Shifts the subject
I walked towards the bathroom with cheerful little steps. In the bathroom, the heron is standing next to the bathtub in a daze, and the stewardess maid and the nurse maid are carrying a bucket of water into the bathroom.
When the heron saw me come in, she whispered to me with a reddish face, "Master...... The bathtub has been brushed clean and water is being poured into it. ”
I nodded, took off my bloodstained dress, and threw it at the feet of the stewardess maid, yelling at her, "After you have bathed the heron, wash my dress!" ”
The stewardess maid was so frightened by me that she shuddered and said in horror: "Yes, master......"
Immediately, I turned to look at the heron and saw that she was looking at me in surprise. When she saw me looking at her, she whispered, "Master...... You...... You...... You're only wearing ...... A skirt? ”
"That's right! Why are you asking me such a strange question? I wondered. My words made the heron's expression even more surprised, and she didn't know what to say.
At this moment, the other two maids had already poured all the water in the bucket into the bathtub. The heron looked at it, put her hand in and touched it, and whispered, "Master, this water is so cold...... You go in and wash the cold...... Why don't I wipe you with a towel? ”
"The water is cold?" I put my little hand in the tub and said, "It's so cool!" Ha ha! With that, I lifted my little legs and stepped into the tub, then soaked my whole body in the cold water.
My actions startled the heron again, and she panicked: "Master, you ...... Don't you really feel cold water? ”
I laughed, "For as long as I can remember, I always bathed in cold water...... In the bathroom on the ground floor...... Water tank in the village...... Next to the pumping machine at my grandmother's house...... In short, it's all cold water! The water used to be much colder than it is now! ”
Lu Lu nodded and said: "It must be because you are a superpower, so your body is much better than ours, so you are not afraid of colder water than this!" I envy you, master, that there are so many places to bathe...... Think of a couple of us, haven't showered in a long, long time......"
"That's ......," I muttered in a low voice: "It seems that my uncle also said that the water source of the base is already very tight now, not to mention bathing, even drinking water is a problem!" ”
"That's the kind of master." The heron squatted down next to the bathtub as she spoke, and said softly, "Master...... I...... I'll wash you now, right? ”
"Hee-hee! Wash it! Wash it! I laughed. Then he said to the two maids next to him: "You two are waiting in the bathroom, I will call you two again if there is anything!" ”
After I finished speaking, the stewardess maid and the nurse maid walked out of the bathroom tremblingly, and I also noticed that the stewardess maid took out the dress I had just taken off from the bathroom. When they were out, she put her two slender hands into the tub and began to pour water on my back and wash my back with her hands.
I closed my eyes, smelled the alluring scent of the heron, and listened to her speeding heartbeat, which was very comfortable.
"You, master...... Shall I wash your mouth too? Heron said, wiping the saliva from the corner of my mouth with her hand dipped in water.
At this time, my little brain was not thinking about anything else, just thinking about biting the heron and tasting what her thin body like me tasted like!
"The host...... You...... Your saliva ...... It's getting more and more streamed......" Heron said with a little anxiety.
"Huh? That's it...... I...... I ......" Seeing the heron with a towel and wiping my saliva with a little panicked, my little brain quickly thought about eating her in one bite......
What do you want to think? That's right! In my memory, it seems that only my gentle grandmother has bathed me...... It seems to be similar to the current scene, in a large bathtub...... The bathtub was filled with human blood...... I sat across from my grandmother in the tub, and she washed me clean with her thin, soft hands stained with blood......
Blood...... Human blood! What can be drunk...... That's right! In my memory, I never drank water, but I could still drink human blood...... Drink the blood of a human and eat him with your mouth wide open...... Refreshing! It's so cool! Ha ha!
"Oops! I hate it! Why did you think of eating humans again? I said in my little mind: "If I think about eating humans again, I will definitely not be able to control myself and eat the heron that is bathing me!" I'm going to change the subject...... I'm going to change the subject...... What is good to transfer? ”
My little brain was spinning hard......
I hurriedly opened my eyes and looked at the heron in the white coat, and then whispered, "That...... Heron ...... Let me ask you a question, right? ”
Like a child who has done something wrong, the heron lowered her head and whispered, "Ask, master." ”
I whispered, "Heron, how old are you now?" ”
"I'm 23 years old host...... 92 years old, genus Monkey. The heron replied dryly.
I put my head in the heron's ear and asked mysteriously, "That...... Do you want to marry anyone when you're my age? ”
Lu Lu was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Master, do you have someone you want to marry now?" How old are you? ”
I nodded slightly and muttered as if I didn't understand: "The person I want to marry is my brother Yu...... Hey! A guy who can discharge electricity all over his body but is stupid...... Ha ha! Wanting to marry him doesn't have anything to do with my age, right? Even though I'm only 10 years old now, I could have waited until I was older to marry her! Ha ha! ”
"Will it discharge? Could it be that he is also a superpower like the master? Heron exclaimed.
I pouted and said, "Even if he's a superpower...... In short, he can discharge and electrocute zombies and the big lizards in the Gobi Desert...... But he won't be able to beat me! ”
Lulu nodded and said with a wicked smile: "Lulu understands what the master means, many teenage girls have someone they want to marry, this is very normal now." Many little girls nowadays like Korean and Japanese idols, Hong Kong and Taiwan stars. ”
After laughing evilly, she said aggrievedly: "Lulu is so envious of the master, the master's friends are all such powerful superpowers!" What is like me...... Before the end of the world, there were few friends, and when the zombie virus broke out, they either died or became zombies...... Until now, I don't have a single friend......" After speaking, he lowered his head with an aggrieved face and continued to wash me silently.
I said seriously, "Lu, you are so pitiful...... But don't worry, I'm not only your master, but also your friend! ”
The heron raised her head, looked at me with her big beautiful eyes, and said, "Thank you, master...... I'm already happy to have a host like you! ”
After Lu Lu finished speaking, she continued to wash me with a very happy look. One of the biggest things I found was that it could pull me out of all kinds of troubles and troubles in a very short time! That's it, I've already liked her! I've decided, I'm going to award the second gold medal for death-free, and the winner of this second gold-medal is the heron!
But...... The smell on the heron is too fragrant and tempting...... She's still so close to me...... I really want to pull her over and eat her......
"You, master...... May I ask you about your background? Heron saved her life again, a smile appeared on her face, and then said softly, "Do you have any family?" Also, do you have any other friends? ”
"I don't remember my background......" I said seriously, "My memory now is only when I woke up from a strange basement a few days ago, and I can't remember everything before, I only remember my name as Prototype...... So...... So I don't know what my background is...... Where do I live, my parents are still there, who are my surnames, how many brothers do I have...... I can't even remember! However, I seem to remember that I had a grandmother...... As for my friend...... Except for Brother Yu, it seems that I don't have any friends in my memory......"
I wanted to tell her that in my memory, the other eight girls in the underground lab of the 701 Institute were my friends, but they were all eaten by me...... I'm afraid she'll be scared if I tell her this......
Hearing me, the heron had a surprised expression on her face again, and kept nodding her head, and after listening to me say this, she whispered, "Maybe...... Maybe after the outbreak of the zombie virus, the owner has become a superpower, but his memory has been affected somewhat, resulting in a loss of family and friends. Or the owner had been living with grandma before...... Under normal circumstances, children who live with grandparents and grandparents are very impressed by the elderly. ”
After listening to Lu Lu's words, my little brain spun rapidly, analyzing her words, and I felt as if I had thought of something......
I said seriously: "Lulu, what you just said made me think of something, listen to me!" ”
"Good master!" Heron said as she continued to gently wash my body.
I said seriously: "Lulu, let me ask you, according to what you just said, many teenage girls have someone they want to marry, right?" ”
Lulu nodded and replied very seriously: "Yes master, basically all girls are like this." ”
I nodded, and my little mind suddenly brightened! I'm definitely not a zombie! If it's a zombie, how can you have the idea of who you want to marry? Aha!
After thinking about this, I said to the heron, "Also, I want to correct a mistake in what you just said. My grandmother is not an old man, she is about your age...... "I was going to say that my grandmother was a human about the same age as the heron....... But although my memory is very vague, my grandmother who ate humans, took out human organs for her granddaughter to identify, and bathed in human blood...... You can't be considered a human being, can you?
When I think about this, I suddenly feel very confused. The heron also looked at me blankly, puzzled: "Master, your grandmother is about the same age as me?" Your mom should be a lot older than me at your age, right? ”
"Mom?" I wondered again, "I don't remember my mother, I only have a grandmother...... and my mind went back to my grandmother...... As far as I can remember, she was very young and beautiful...... Beautiful face, tall figure, long blond shawl hair...... Come to think of it, she does eat humans! Like me, she also likes to eat human hearts and other offal the most......
Thinking of this, I felt my little brain twitch suddenly! Suddenly, a bold and strange idea popped up: could it be ...... Could it be that I'm really a zombie? My grandma is also a zombie? Resist the urge to shout disgust because you think of yourself as a zombie, and then think about it carefully, and feel that this bold idea seems a little unreliable! The appearance of zombies is due to the outbreak of the zombie virus, and humans infected with the zombie virus become zombies, and humans bitten by zombies will also become zombies. What does this mean? It's so easy! Zombies have zombie viruses in their mouths, and humans will definitely be infected if they are bitten! So, I'm definitely not a zombie! My grandma couldn't be a zombie either......
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