"Zeng Xiaoxian, where is your book? Take it and I'll take a look. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and saw that Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia were already sitting opposite.

"The book? You mean that "Ghost Blows the Lamp"? Lend it to Zhang Wei, you go and ask him if you want it, I don't think he will give it to you, he is now hiding in the bedroom all day long, forgetting to sleep and eat! It's dark! Hehe. ”

"He dares! Grab something with me, he doesn't want to live anymore. Hu Yifei stretched out his fist fiercely, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with dangerous eyes, and opened his mouth.

"Mr. Zeng, where did you buy that book! I've been searching the Internet for a long time, but I can't find it! Meijia stretched out her hand to make exaggerated movements, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian excitedly.

"Well, that book was given by one of my fans, you know, as soon as a person becomes famous, all kinds of fans come out, gifts, parties, and so on, and it's very busy to be a celebrity! Hahaha!! Laughing dryly, Zeng Xiaoxian avoided Hu Yifei's scrutinizing eyes.

"Just him? Also celebrities? He's a name at most! I don't know where I stole that book, huh! Let the owner find out, see how you explain it! Glaring at Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei smiled proudly.

Laughing embarrassedly twice, Zeng Xiaoxian avoided talking about it, picked up the newspaper on the table to cover his face, and said secretly in his heart: Do you want me to tell you that I have a super system?! Do you want me to tell you that all my current achievements have been achieved through cheating?! No kidding! Hahahaha~!!

"Everybody's here!" Tang Youyou pulled Guan Gu over, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly squeezed to the side again, Guan Gu sat in the middle, Tang Youyou said again: "Have you heard?" There have been a lot of dog bites near Love Apartment lately! You say, are all dogs crazy now? Even the teddy that we raised upstairs was taken away! ”

"Teddy? Isn't that a bear? Guan Gu muttered blankly.

"So I said, no pets are allowed in the apartment! Zhanbo has raised a lot of lizards, cats, turtles, and pigeons! So Uncle Wang downstairs often digs up all kinds of animal fossils from the flower beds, I don't know, I think it's Alzheimer's! Hu Yifei took it for granted, and said with a glance.

Zeng Xiaoxian showed his eyes from behind the newspaper and suddenly realized: "It turns out that it's because of you!" So the feng shui of our apartment has not been good! When Hu Yifei heard this, his eyes scraped like a knife. Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly pulled up the newspaper.

"Slut Was! Don't believe you if you say you're a slut! Do you have to do it? Well~? Hu Yifei's eyes seemed to penetrate the newspaper, and Zeng Xiaoxian's hand holding the newspaper kept trembling.

I can't stand it! I can't stand it!

Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up quickly, threw the newspaper on the sofa, smiled, and slowly bypassed Hu Yifei: "I'll go and ask Zhang Wei to get the book back for you!" "Gone and disappeared into the bar in an instant.

"Teacher Zeng" looked at each other, Tang Youyou approached Guan Gu's ear, and whispered: "The slut Zeng really didn't say anything wrong!" When Guan Gu heard this, he nodded with deep sympathy.

After speaking, he turned his head and suddenly met Hu Yifei's eyes, his expression remained serious, and he was silent for a second, and then, everyone burst into laughter, and the embarrassing atmosphere disappeared in an instant

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei! You come out for me! Don't think I don't know you're in there if you don't make a sound! It's open! Great! Viagra! Xiao Weiwei~! Help me!! Zeng Xiaoxian knocked on the door with a sad face, and leaned on it.

"Click~!"

"Teacher Zeng, spring has arrived? Ay? My book! Teacher Zeng! You don't talk about credibility! Zhang Wei, who walked out slowly with his head down and holding the book, said intently, Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the book in his hand and ran towards the bar, Zhang Wei roared angrily and chased after him.

"Teacher Zeng, come back to me!!"

Ran to the bar, took a deep breath, Zeng Xiaoxian knelt on one knee with great grandeur, held "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", and flattered: "Yifei! You want the book! ”

"Teacher Zeng! You! Zhang Wei chased to the bar, his face turned red, he looked at everything in front of him, and said bitterly: "Teacher Zeng! You betrayed me! See you and forget your friends! See profit and forgetfulness! With a muffled snort, Zhang Wei sat in Zeng Xiaoxian's seat, saw the remaining coffee on the table, and took a sip angrily.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was distorted, the corners of his mouth twitched and he watched, Hu Yifei took the "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand with satisfaction, and snorted lightly.

"It's amazing! Incredible! Crazy, crazy! This woman is crazy! ”

Lu Ziqiao was disheveled, ran in with a panicked expression, and yelled repeatedly.

"Ziqiao, I was chased by girls again! Let me guess, this time is the husband back, or she asks you for money! Hahaha!! Hu Yifei teased, snickering.

Holding his left hand in pain, blood kept dripping on his white shirt, Lu Ziqiao leaned on the edge of the sofa, looking puzzled: "I don't know, we had a good chat just now, the crazy woman suddenly said, I really want to eat you, what do I think, she bit it over, look!" It's all bleeding! Letting go of his right hand, Lu Ziqiao showed the wound to everyone, Tang Youyou and Chen Meijia glanced at it and quickly turned around.

"What is this! Red with white, black with green, you've fallen into the sewers! Hu Yifei disgusted and used "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" to block his face and turned his head.

"Red is blood, white is my bones! Any of you who have a band-aid, hurry up and get me one, waiter! Get a Band-Aid! Lu Ziqiao walked on the seat given up by Tang Youyou, closed his eyes in pain, and said loudly.

Gently poked his wound with his fingers, causing Lu Ziqiao to hiss, Zeng Xiaoxian carefully observed the blood on his hand, sniffed, and sighed: "It's actually true!" That woman's teeth are so good that she even bites through your sleeves. ”

Tang Youyou took a bottle of wine from the bar, a roll of bandages, opened the wine bottle, and said seriously and quickly: "I heard that alcohol is sterilized, you hold his hand." ”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and held Lu Ziqiao's feet, and said obscenely: "Your name!" Scream! No one will come to your rescue if you cut your throat! Hey, hey, hey~!! ”

Nodding solemnly to Guan Gu, Hu Yifei and Chen Meijia, who were holding Lu Ziqiao's hands, Tang Youyou poured the wine bottle down.

"Ah!!h Red blood crawled all over the eyeballs, the eyeholes widened, the facial muscles twitched, Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes, and his expression was in a trance.

Looking at Lu Ziqiao, who had an exaggerated expression, Zeng Xiaoxian said suspiciously: "Is it so painful?" gave birth to ten or eight babies, it's too exaggerated! ”

Covering the wine bottle, Tang Youyou helplessly explained in Sichuan: "My eldest nephew has been like this since he was a child, he is frail and sickly, and he will cry wolf at the slightest pain!" I can't help it! ”