Chapter 60: A Delicious Meal

I was excited to hear the heartbeats of several humans running towards us. Laughed and said, "Ahahaha! The food was delivered to our door, and it was the first time we had encountered it! Heron, stupid big one, you go with me and kill all the humans! Aha! ”

My shrill laughter echoed on the island in the lake, like the song of death, urging the people on the island to die......

In an instant, before the two humans at the front could understand what was going on, I had already pulled out my heart when I suddenly appeared in front of them. The other two humans behind them were also pulled out of their hearts by the claws on the front of the two long white snake arms of the heron. And the stupid big one, because he grabbed the human who called for his companion just now with one hand, could only use the other hand to slaughter the human who rushed over. But we must not underestimate the stupid big man who slaughtered a human with only one hand, because every human he killed rushed to this human quickly, either directly crushing his head with one claw, or turning his claws into sharp hand knives and splitting his entire body in half from top to bottom. In short, none of the humans who died at the hands of stupid big men were whole.

While swallowing the heart that was still beating in my mouth, I laughed wildly, "Ahahaha! It's been a long time since we've slaughtered humans so painfully! It's so cool! I'm going to kill all the humans on this island, and then eat them again!" Aha! ”

"Ahh Zombies! Help me! At this time, the human who was caught under the armpit by the stupid big man kept screaming.

I glared at him and wondered, "Zombies? Where are the zombies? Why didn't I see it? With that, he shoved the last two hearts into his mouth.

By the time I had chewed those two hearts, I could no longer hear any heartbeats on the island other than the human heartbeats sandwiched under the big stupid armpits.

When the human saw me chewing on my heart, his whole body trembled, and he cried out, "Help! Come and save me, everyone! ”

I swallowed my chewed heart and smiled at him, "Haha! Scream louder, call all the remaining humans on the island, and I'll see if there's any living humans on the island!" The human we killed just now was called by you. It can be said that their death is directly related to you! With that, I pulled a human corpse from the ground, opened my big mouth on my head and bit off my head and half of my shoulder.

"Huh? Monsters! Help me! He shouted again in horror.

"I'm so pretty, and you actually call me a monster? Want to die, you?? I roared.

"Ah...... Don't kill me...... Don't kill me...... Please...... Don't kill me......" The human begged for mercy in horror.

I swallowed the crumbled human corpse in my mouth and smiled at him, "It's okay not to kill you, but you have to answer my questions honestly!" If you lie once, I'll tear off one of your arms. Lie a second time and tear off the other arm...... That is, your limbs only give you four chances to lie...... to the fifth ...... I'll tear your head off! ”

"Ahh Don't! Don't! No...... Don't...... I'll be honest with your questions...... Please, don't kill me......" the human said in horror.

I smiled at him and said, "Do you know why I didn't kill you just now?" ”

"Huh? Why didn't you kill me...... Why? The man asked, trembling all over.

I laughed and said, "The reason why I didn't kill you was because I wanted to reward you for helping me call so many humans!" Then there's just a few questions I want to ask you. ”

After I finished speaking, he was stunned and said in horror: "Don't kill me...... Please, don't kill me...... I will answer the questions you ask honestly......"

I laughed and said, "Hmm! Well done! It's a very sensible human being. You wait until I'm done eating, and then I'll ask you. ”

After saying that, I looked at the stupid big guy who had been holding this human being, and smiled at the stupid big man, "Silly big man, you looked so cool when you slaughtered humans just now!" None of the humans you killed were intact...... So, you're going to eat all the humans you've killed! Hey! ”

The stupid man was stunned for a moment, and said excitedly: "Thank you, General!" Thank you, General! I've never been treated so well in the zombie army before! ”

I smiled and said, "In the future, you follow me to ensure that you can eat fresh humans!" Come, you hand over this human to the heron, and then go enjoy the delicious meal on the island! ”

"General Xie! General Xie! The stupid big man said excitedly, letting go of the arm that was tightly gripping the human. The heron immediately tied the human with an arm that turned into a white rope.

Looking at the back of the stupid big man pounced on the back of a human corpse without a head, I was thinking, that is, zombies can't cry, and if they can, the stupid big man will definitely be moved by me to cry......

"Woohoo! Delicious! It's delicious...... It's so delicious...... The general was so nice to me...... I will definitely follow the general to the death in the future......" the stupid big man said as he gobbled it up.

Looking at the stupid big gobbling up, the heron drooled and said, "Master...... Herons really want to eat ......."

I laughed and said, "Haha, Lulu, you are really a little gluttonous cat that can't be fed!" Your stomach is obviously still bulging, and when you see the stupid big man eating food, you drool greedily again...... Well, vomit all the food in your stomach to me...... Once you've spit it all out, you go eat it. After you've eaten a few humans, you'll spit it out for me...... Then you go eat it again, and you spit it on me...... How are ......."

Before I could finish speaking, the heron hugged me, pressed her little mouth to mine, and spit out all the delicious food in her stomach to me.

After spitting out, the heron licked my mouth with her tongue and whispered, "Master...... That...... Heron went to eat ......"

"Go, go, go! Eat more, then spit it out to me! I laughed.

After I finished speaking, the heron used her other long arm to pull over the corpse of the nearest human, opened its deformed mouth, and bit off the part of the corpse above the waist.

"Wow! Heron, your mouth is getting bigger again! I exclaimed, "Look at it this way, you can eat a human in three bites!" ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the heron had already swallowed the crumbled human corpse in its large mouth and took a second bite. I guessed correctly, she bit off the body from the waist to the crotch down with a second bite, leaving only two legs. Of course, when I took the third bite, I didn't have to bite anymore, and I just stuffed my legs into my big mouth.

The human who was firmly bound by the heron saw the beautiful appearance of the heron when it ate so closely, and his whole body trembled with fright, and at some point a strong fishy aura emanated from his upper body. I know that if a human is overly afraid, he will have this foul-smelling liquid coming out of him. I asked the old horse, and the old horse told me that it was because humans were scared to pee. I guess this human must have been scared to pee......

By the time the heron had eaten the eighth human corpse, the human she had been holding tightly had already rolled their eyes in fright and fainted. And the stupid big man who was lying on the human corpse and gobbling it up suddenly stopped, and his body trembled slightly and looked at the heron with a huge belly.

The heron held up its huge belly and said in a slightly aggrieved tone, "Master...... The heron has already eaten eight humans...... The heron felt that she could continue to eat, but ...... Now the heron's belly is so big...... Doesn't the owner like the way the heron looks now......"

I laughed and said, "Whether it's the way the heron looks when it opens its mouth to eat its food, or the way the heron has a huge belly now, I like it!" It's my favorite herot! With that, I put my little face on the heron's huge belly, and through the foul-smelling belly, I seemed to smell the scent of a chewed human mixed with the heron's saliva and digestive juices. At this time, my saliva has gone from the uncontrolled trickle just now to the extent that the surging river is endless!

"My good heron, hurry up and feed me another bite of delicious food that comes out of your mouth!" I said anxiously, "Looking at you and the stupid big beautiful way of biting and chewing food, I ...... I can't do it anymore, I ...... Oh......"

Before I could finish my sentence, the heron's mouth blocked me again, followed by a torrent of delicious food that flowed into my mouth......

"Delicious! It's so delicious! "I could only howl in my little head......

This time, the heron vomited at me completely, spitting up all the food in her stomach. After she finished spitting, she pulled over the corpse of a human again, biting off a third of it in one bite......

After sticking out my little tongue and licking the food residue from the corner of my mouth, I said coolly, "It's delicious!" It's so delicious! The food that comes out of the mouth of the heron is the most delicious food in the world! Aha! "As I speak, the heron has already eaten a whole human corpse.

Look at the stupid big one again, staring at the heron, his body is trembling, and he is still muttering: "It's terrible...... Herons are so scary......"

I walked over and patted the stupid big man on the head, pouted and said, "Terrible you are big!" How beautiful is the heron opening its mouth to eat food? Scary what? In the future, you are not allowed to say that my favorite heron is terrible, remember? ”

"Yes...... Checkmate...... But...... But ......" the stupid big man spat for a long time, and then said another thing: "You and the heron...... It's the strongest zombie...... So I'm going to be scared...... As zombies, we are all afraid of zombies who are stronger than ourselves...... This is...... It's zombie instinct...... I beg the general to forgive ......"

I patted the stupid big man on the head again, and said angrily, "What are you talking about?" Who do you say are zombies? Didn't I tell you, I'm not with the heron! Be! Mourning! Corpse!!! Neither do you yourself! Be! Mourning! Corpse!!! We're all superpowers! If you say that you are a zombie with me, and that you are a zombie yourself, I will ...... I'll just ......" as I said, so anxious that I just wanted to find a wall and poke a hole in it with my little paws!

In desperation, I had no choice but to grab a big tree with a thick bowl mouth next to me with one claw, and yelled at the stupid big man: "If you say that you and my heron are zombies, then you yourself are zombies...... This tree is what happens to you! ”

"Yes! Checkmate...... I remember ......," the stupid big man said with a look of fear.

I gently stroked the big stupid man's hair and smiled at him, "Okay, big stupid, don't be afraid, hurry up and eat food!" Look at the old horse, have you ever been afraid of me and the heron? In the past, when he was at the base of W City, Lao Ma was still an ordinary human, and he was not as afraid of me and Heron as you are! Don't worry, no matter how good Lulu and I are, we won't hurt you. Because you're my personal bodyguard! ”

"Thank you, General! I, Sun Wenyang, must overcome my fear and die for the general! "The stupid big man knelt on the ground and clasped his fists at me.

"Good, good! Don't say the things I like to hear, eat it, wake up this human when you're done, and I'll ask him questions. I laughed.

By the time I spoke to the big stupid one, the heron had swallowed all the remaining human corpses on the island. After eating, she hugged her belly, which was not bulging last time, and said with a slight grievance: "Master...... This time the heron did not eat as much as last time, and only ate five humans...... Because there are only five left......"

I sneered, "That...... Spit out half of it to me, how about you keep half of it? ”

"Good master!" After answering, the heron vomited half of the delicious food in her stomach to me. After we licked each other's faces and bodies clean, the stupid big man ate a whole human corpse.

After eating, the stupid big man rubbed his slightly bulging stomach and said with a smile: "General, I am also full...... I'm going to die......"

I pouted and said, "Cut!" What! It's just a human eaten, and I'm almost dying! Stupid big man, you can't do this, you still have to eat and practice more! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the human being tied up by the heron exclaim, "Ah! No...... Don't eat me...... Don't eat my ......"