"What juxtaposition?" I asked.

"It's a matter of incomprehension, I'm too lazy to explain to you, you take it!" Kuroko threw the "Awakening Wood" to me with a flick of his hand, and an expectant expression appeared on his face: "You take this thing, help me resist it first!" ”

I looked at Shen Han seriously, then at the sunspot, and began to think about it in my heart.

Is it Kuroko who overestimates me? Or is Kuroko trying to kill me?

Damn, it's definitely not the latter or the former, this grandson takes me too seriously, doesn't he?!

"How do you top it?" I asked, trembling.

"You just use this thing as a brick, Shen Han's girl pounced on her, and you slapped her in the face." Kuroko took out the folded yellow paper in the box, and said: "Remember, shoot it at Baihui acupoint, give me a hard shot, don't be afraid of her pain, now the injustice has rushed her body, and what is in her body is not yang or yin, and nothing will happen." ”

I hummed, thought about it, and asked embarrassedly, "What, where is the Baihui acupoint?" ”

Hearing my question, Kuroko couldn't help but raise his head, glanced at me with a stupid gaze, and sighed hatefully: "On the cover of the heavenly spirit." ”

I also knew that the question I asked was a bit revealing of my IQ, so I laughed wryly, didn't dare to ask anything more, and took the waking wood and "greeted" it.

I've done this kind of thing with people, but this is the first time I've fought with a woman.

Not to mention fighting with a woman who was unjustly rushed over.

"Shen Han, are you still conscious?" I cautiously walked to the back of the sofa and distanced myself slightly from Shen Han to give me some time to react.

Originally, Shen Han's attention was still on the sunspot, but when she heard me shout, she immediately set her eyes on me.

She didn't make a sound at that time, just looked at me coldly, her fingers slightly curved, as if trying to scratch someone.

"Are you conscious?" I asked again.

Heizi couldn't stand it anymore, and helped Shen Han answer my question: "She has a fart consciousness!" ”

"That'll do." I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Do you think we can be like a movie? Wake up people's consciousness casually, and the ghost is gone? Kuroko smiled bitterly.

I shook my head: "It's not, I'm afraid that I'll shoot her in a while, and she'll come to me to settle accounts when she's sober." ”

Kuroko was silent, said "Don't bother me to draw talismans", and then stopped talking to me.

Shen Han roared violently, as if he was swearing, rushed in front of me in a few steps, and pinched my neck as soon as he stretched out his hand.

At this time, I can see that this so-called injustice rushes into the upper body of the ghost, and there is no other trick at all, just choking people's necks.

So I didn't panic at that time, and after being a little startled, I squatted down suddenly, took a few steps forward, and deftly walked around to Shen Han's back, and slapped her heavenly spirit cover as soon as I "woke up".

Although Shen Han has been wronged, I don't dare to kill her, if I don't say anything else, just rush at her as a girl, I can't do my best.

Is there something I can do to destroy flowers? Is it something I can do?

Of course, it would be much easier if you swapped her up with Kuroko and let Kuroko be ghosted.

Damn, I can't shoot a brick with a brick!

"Bang !!"

Just when the "Awakening Wood" in my hand knocked on Shen Hantianling's cover, I heard a sudden sound in the room, similar to the sound of firecrackers.

It wasn't loud, but it was clear, and it scared me.

I looked at Shen Han, who was squatting on the ground with his head covered and not moving, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Hey, fuck, this thing is urine!" ”

Kuroko didn't pay attention to me, nor did he look up at the current situation, he drew charms on the freshly cut yellow paper with a pen, and the sweat on his forehead kept dripping

Shen Han was like a child who had been beaten, squatting on the ground with his head covered, trembling constantly.

Seeing her like this, I was embarrassed to continue, but I felt a little distressed.

What a lovely little girl, how ruthless do I have to be to do this, am I still a gentleman?

Yuan Changshan, Yuan Changshan, you have changed, you have really changed

"Fuck !!"

Before I could finish my sigh, Shen Han had already stood up suddenly, turned around and played a surprise attack with me.

I still have the "Awakening Wood" in my hand, and I was just about to shoot her for five yuan when I was in danger again, but Shen Han obviously didn't want to give me this opportunity.

She was pinching my neck harder and harder, and if I hadn't been dead on the outside with my elbow, I'm afraid my neck would have been broken by her!

"Brother Hei Heizi, hurry up and save your life!!"

"I can't let go now, you hold on first!" Kuroko was also anxious, and kept drawing on the yellow paper, saying, "You continue to shoot her!" ”

I struggled and shouted, "The hand is blocked!!" I can't shoot it!! ”

"Then you kick her! She has no yang energy in her body now! It won't hurt! Kuroko roared: "You can't stab her with a knife in the neck, you're afraid of a fart?!" ”

Now I have no other way, I swallowed my saliva secretly, and said in my heart, sister, you can't blame me, this is really forced by the situation, it's not that I want to kick you, damn it, I still can't do it.

While I was entangled in my heart, I pushed my knee up and pushed Shen Han out desperately.

There's really no way to do it, so I can only push, and when the sunspot can come to save me, I'll be relieved!

"Your grandfather really didn't teach you anything?!" Kuroko is still reminding me.

"Nonsense!! If I knew how to order something, would I still need to be so embarrassed?!! I replied angrily.

"The piece of wood in your hand is not an ordinary thing, it is called the Evil Wood, it is a special magic weapon for Mr. Wash Grievances, and when dealing with the unjust soul, it is much more powerful than the Joy God Gong I use." The cold sweat on Kuroko's head became more and more, and the hand that drew the talisman trembled a little: "Think about it, did your grandfather tell you about this thing, preferably something similar to a spell"

"Tell me a piece of, he usually just uses this thing to tell the old men and old ladies." I wanted to cry without tears.

"I've heard my boss say that every piece of Evil Wood has a corresponding spell, and you have to recite that thing to make it work completely!" Kuroko said.

The strength in Shen Han's hand is getting bigger and bigger, to be honest, I also regret it a little, I should have killed my relatives just now and slapped Shen Han over first

After feeling the faintly aggravated feeling of suffocation, my brain was a little dizzy, and what Kuroko had just said began to slowly swirl in my mind

Incantations?

Spells?

My eyes lit up, and since I didn't know what those spells were, I could try it.

"Heavenly Spirit, Heavenly Spirit, Heavenly Spirit, Taishang Laojun, Show Might!! Dao Ke Dao is very famous, very famous, and the mother's urgency is like a law!! ”

Really, Kuroko almost cried at that time.

He seemed to have just finished drawing the talisman and was lighting incense, and after hearing my series of gods and gods chattering incantations full of religious flavor, he wanted to cry and shouted without tears: "The latter sentence is his mother's Tao Te Ching!! You're chanting a curse and scolding the street, what's the trouble?! ”

"Can you come over and save me first" I don't care about the embarrassment anymore, anyway, I'm thick-skinned: "I'm going to let her strangle to death!! ”

I felt that the sunspot was using me as bait, and while Shen Han's attention was all on me, he ran over with the handful of tribute incense and put it on the ground one after another.

By the time he had done that and ran back to get the charm, I couldn't breathe.

"Lao Tzu is here to save you, hold on to !!" Kuroko roared, put the charm on the ground, picked up the dagger on the ground, held it high, and recited the incantation aloud.

"The sun and the moon shine brightly, leading to the underworld."

"The patriarch gives the law to get rid of nausea."

"Those who are in the sun, there is nothing to hide."

"Evil spirits and evil spirits, disappear and destroy."

As he finished reciting the incantation, he did the same as he had done to treat me, and he thrust the dagger down, piercing through the rune paper and then disappearing into the floor.

"I am as anxious as the law of my grandfather!!"

"Whew!!"

When this sound similar to that of a monkey fell, Shen Han trembled a few times, and without warning, he let go of me and fell to the ground paralyzed.

Heizi carefully observed Shen Han for a while, and saw that she really fell to the ground, and there was no momentum of "defrauding the corpse", so Heizi breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the floor with his ass, and kept wiping cold sweat.

"Damn almost messed up this job"