4.81 Something that only men have

Thank you JEFF1977, the dawn of the stars, the monthly pass of the millennium chronicle and the reward of Benzen Xiaohui -

The lure fails, forget it. Al, who had been delayed for too much, returned to several new garbage mountains at the entrance of the junkyard and fought for his belly.

"Al, didn't get any oil?" An acquaintance scavenger walked over with two large bottles of black oil.

"Nope." Al shrugged with a smile.

"It's unlucky!" Scavengers' schadenfreude comfort. "The pain of others is your own happiness", which is also the law of goblins......

"Hehe, you don't need to put scrap metal in it if you don't get oil, don't you know that glass bottles are transparent? Haha......" The scavenger laughed as he pointed to the empty bottle that Al hung on his chest.

Al glanced down and smiled disapprovingly, but before he could open his mouth, he suddenly stared at his eyeballs! "Wow-" with a scream, and the little goblin jumped three feet high.

Before he could hit the ground, the glass bottle hanging on the chest of the unlucky guy opposite was shocked by his high-decibel scream. Syllable! The oily liquid instantly smeared the hapless kid as Uncle Slime.

"Wha......" A circle of goblins laughed like crazy, and a few old guys almost coughed their lungs out.

Al waved his hand awkwardly at Slime Superman and quietly floated away.

Hiding in a no-man's corner, Al let out a long sigh. When the bottle returned to his chest, he didn't feel it at all!

It has to be it!

Except for that little fratin in the Gaolun cemetery, who else has such terrifying speed.

But why did it put a piece of scrap metal in the bottle? Confused, he poured out the iron bar and carefully wiped the rust off the surface, and Elton was stunned.

"This. This, this is ......"

Scavenging is no longer necessary, and Al slips the iron bar into his pocket and spends his way out of the dump. On the way, he seemed to remember something, ran back to hang up the empty oil bottle, turned around and disappeared behind the mountain of garbage that shimmered metallicly......

Al didn't come home. Instead, he went directly to Roger's modification shop in the eyes of fire.

"Boss, is Grandpa there?" Al asked breathlessly.

"Yes, the operation hasn't started yet, do you have anything to say?" Roger laughed.

Out of caution, Al didn't directly state his intentions: "Boss, I want to meet grandpa." ”

"Yes, come with me." Roger readily agreed. and personally led Al to the backyard.

"Grandpa!" When Al entered, the old goblin was leisurely reading a book on a chaise longue by the patio.

"Hehe, good grandson. You're here. The old goblin smiled and spread his arms and took Al into his arms.

Roger wanted to leave, but was stopped by the old goblin. "Old man, I think my grandson has something to say to you."

Al scratched his head in embarrassment, and carefully removed the rusty iron bar from his bosom. "I found it at the junkyard."

Roger took it with a smile, and after a few glances, his smile immediately froze. "Yes...... Mithril?! ”

Rao is old goblin's face was also full of shock, "Old man, take a closer look." Is it really a 'miracle of flow'?! ”

Fire-Eyed Roger pointed to his eyes, "That's right. That's right, a flowing miracle, a whole Mithril! ”

Looking at Al who couldn't hide his excitement, the old goblin smiled: "So, my grandson will become a silver-level Gao Lun operator?" ”

"Yes, old man. Silver! Roger slammed his fist.

Neither Roger nor Grandpa asked about the origin of Mithril. After all, the rust stained on it and the humble status of Al have long confirmed that its provenance could only be a garbage valley.

As for why the precious Mithril was found by El, Roger with the fire eye can also figure out the reason with his heel - the ancestral tomb is smoking, and the dog is lucky (Wu Chen: ...... )!

But Al knows. This is actually the reward given to him by the monster.

Twenty gallons of lube = a bar of Mithril?

A row of gilded characters suddenly rose in Al's mind: "If you have a bargain, you don't take advantage of it, it's a triple turtle egg!"

Saying goodbye to his grandfather, Al turned and rushed out of the store. "Not much, as long as there is another Mithril bar, everything is solved...... ' Al, whose mind is full of good life, runs wildly, but he doesn't want to collide head-on with people in the corner.

"Oops!" As if slamming into a lump of steel, Al was knocked into the air, grunting and rolling to the side.

"Boy, you don't walk long, you want to be a mole!" The star-eyed Al didn't have time to get up, and the rough voice drifted into his ears.

Al was glad he hadn't bumpered with another goblin. Speaking of which, if you can collide with the goblin 'head-on', you don't feel like you're talking so loudly at all, you must be a dwarf.

It's 10,000 times better to hit a dwarf than a goblin! Bumping into a goblin will put El in big trouble...... Apologizing is not effective at all, even if you cry and bleed, losing money is inevitable. If you really don't think about your appearance and accidentally bump into an older goblin, filing for bankruptcy directly is the best ending.

Touching porcelain is the goblin's natal end nirvana!

Ancestors forbid, fortunately, he is a dwarf!

Al stood up with no hesitation, gritting his teeth. "I'm sorry, it's my fault." When dealing with face-loving dwarves, admitting mistakes first is the best choice.

"Huh! Young man, I'm fine, but you're not hurt. "The dwarf was wrapped in a tattered cloak and carried a huge alloy battle axe behind him, typical of an adventurer.

"I'm fine, too." Al grinned toothlessly.

"That's good!" The dwarf nodded, and was about to leave, but was stopped by a sudden voice. "Wait!"

Al looked back and saw that it was Gova, Kaba, and Blue! There is also a majestic goblin giant standing in the middle of the three friends!

"Boss ......" Al hurried to the garbage dump, not wanting to cause trouble, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by a majestic alien beside Gova.

"You hurt my little brother, and you didn't even apologize, and you wanted to leave?" The majestic goblin licked the corners of his mouth gloomily.

The big guy with yellow hair and a height of 7 feet is none other than Gova's cousin who works as a caretaker in the Colosseum, an outlier among goblins - the bear goblin!

Bear goblins are a variant of the goblin family, named for their bear-like faces. They are tall, strong, and vicious. And more agile than humans. Evil, greed, and stupidity are in the nature of the bear goblins, and they are the strongest rulers of the goblin clan.

The real life goals of the bear goblins are only two: food and treasure. This extremely greedy xenomorph goblin plunders everything that shines, including weapons and armor. They won't miss an opportunity to add to their collection, even if it's stealing.

Obviously. From time to time, he glanced at the scarlet pupils behind the dwarf, and showed that he had taken a fancy to the alloy battle axe.

Sighing secretly, Al secretly gave the dwarven warrior an apologetic look and stood aside in amusement.

Compared to the dwarves, which are not much different from the goblins, the bear goblins of more than two meters are also full of a huge sense of oppression. The dwarf said quietly: "It was your brother who hit me, you also heard it, and he apologized to me just now." ”

Unlike El, who was full of worries, the Gowans were quite excited.

"My little brother's name is ...... What's it called? "The bear goblin is stuck for a while.

"Gentlemanly demeanor!" Gova raised his fingers excitedly behind him.

"Oh yes. Gentlemanly demeanor! In fact, you were the one who hit the people, we have all seen it! The bear goblin rubbed his palms and smiled obscenely.

The dwarf glanced at the dejected Al and laughed roughly, "Then what do you want?" ”

"Apologize to my brother and leave that tomahawk to soothe my brother's young heart." The bear goblin grinned.

Al hurried to the junkyard, so he took a shortcut in the middle of nowhere. Originally, there were not many people, but because of the relationship between the bear goblins. Soon it was crowded with goblins watching the excitement.

At this time, the goblins were gloating at the dwarves' reactions.

The dwarves wore thick cloaks. I can't see the expression. The impatient bear goblin shouted, "Hurry up! Or not a man? ”

"Hehe...... the dwarf who had been keeping his head down suddenly raised his head, "I am!" Aren't you? ”

The pound of the bear goblin's chest hammer, "Of course I am, pure masters!" ”

Looking up at the dwarf's expression, Al shuddered. It seems that this kind of smile is often taught by him......

The dwarf gave a look of disdain. "Pure masters, do you dare to compare with me what only men have?"

"Waha......"

Without waiting for the bear goblin to answer, the whole circle of people laughed crazy. Are dwarf and bear goblins comparable?

"Hi, Shorty! That thing can be your third leg! "There was constant joking in the crowd.

"yes, yes, I think a tail is enough!"

"You mean that the old man's guy is soft?"

"Phew! This is a frame-up! Where did I say such rude words! ”

"Then why do you make tails?"

"Uh...... Walking stick. I'm talking about crutches! ”

"Enough!" The bear goblin waved his hand and said impatiently: "Shorty, are you sure you want to compare?" ”

The dwarf nodded, "Of course." ”

"Good!" The bear goblin slapped his palm hard, and for the sake of the tomahawk, he was kind of out of the way. "If you win, the axe will be mine, and if you lose, you will leave!"

"It's a deal!" Glancing at the bear goblin who was untying his trouser belt indiscriminately, the dwarf moved his fingers and inserted it unhurriedly - the neckline!

"Shhh

"! How...... How...... How could it be......" The goblins almost burst their eyes. Is it because it's too long, so you can only hang it around your neck so that it won't drag to the ground?

"Maybe it's just a tie around the neck, huh...... It's like a chain! Someone in the crowd whispered.

"That's right! Right! I'll just say, as long as the rope is a little longer, it's not strange to hang around your neck......" The goblins tightened their crotches and breathed a sigh of relief.

But the dwarf's next action made the goblin who had just regained face collapse on the spot.

I saw that he was slowly pulling his hand out of the collar!

"Goo-dong!" Bear goblins are stupid too!

Oh my god - it was pulled out of his neck...... Did he have an elephant trunk hidden in his arms?

"Come on!" The dwarf looked around with disdain on his face and tugged suddenly!

"Wow!" Golden flowers splashed everywhere, and all the goblins hit the streets.

Looking at the long thing hanging to the ground, the bear goblin wanted to cry without tears.

Defeated!

", it's just...... Whiskers! Boss Gowa stroked his chest after riding the roller coaster and gritted his teeth.

"Cut, or what do you think it is!" Fiercely sliced by the dwarves, a group of goblins suddenly drooped their proud heads.

The dwarf whistled and swaggered away.

A group of dejected goblins remembered the old rule almost at the same time: 'Never try to defeat a fool, because they will first raise your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with their experience!'

Nima! It turns out that the dwarf's beard is used like this, wow! (To be continued.) )