"Okay, let's go to the bottom of the mountain to gather now, go to Brother Heizi to meet, Mr. Zhang, Buddha, Xiaohan, you go directly to Brother Heizi." I took the walkie-talkie and shouted at the people over there: "Brother Yi, you are waiting for us in place, we will pick you up!" ”

"Okay, then you guys hurry up, remember to hold on to Uncle Fat when you go down the mountain, don't let him fall." The blind boss laughed.

"Shit! Can't I help myself up like that?! The fat uncle was so angry that he cursed.

"Doesn't that care about you?" said the blind boss.

"Brother Hai, go and meet Brother Yi first, I'll come over with Uncle Fat right away." I said.

"Okay."

After everyone gave me a reply, I put the walkie-talkie in my bag, carried my duffel bag, and trotted to find the fat uncle.

In fact, I was still quite worried at that time, after all, the state of the fat uncle is similar to that of a person who is about to suffer from heat stroke, his eyes are foggy, and he is a little unfavorable when he walks.

But when I found him, I was relieved.

The fat uncle was leaning on the banyan tree and smoking a cigarette, and his expression was as chic as he could.

"It's coming." The fat uncle smiled at me, threw me the cigarette case at his feet, and said, "After a while, I drank a bottle of water, and I feel so good." ”

"That's good" I walked over and carefully helped the fat uncle up: "This master, the little one will help you down the mountain." ”

The fat uncle took a puff of cigarette, and seemed to be a little into the play, and waved his hand very boldly: "Go you!" ”

I have to say that the fat uncle rested for a while, and it really worked.

When I helped him down the mountain, I could clearly feel that his legs and feet were much sharper than at the beginning, and he was a little more neutral when he spoke.

Since the fat uncle's body was still a little weak, I didn't dare to take him too fast, and tried to walk into the woods as much as possible, after all, there were branches to block the sun, and there were not so many thorn bushes, so it was much more comfortable to walk than outside.

After walking slowly for about half an hour, we arrived at the place where the blind boss was and met them.

"Uncle, are you feeling better now?" Hai Dongqing walked over and hugged the fat uncle, his face full of worry.

"Okay." The fat uncle said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go down the mountain first, let's eat something, and then go to find the baby." ”

The blind boss nodded: "Okay, let's go down the mountain first." ”

Then we walked back the way we had come, and met the rest of the people at the bottom of the mountain.

When they saw that Uncle Fat was being helped down by us, everyone was a little worried, including the little Buddha who was full of swear words.

"Fat uncle, your body is weak enough, I'll go back and buy you two thousand-year-old ginseng supplements!" The little Buddha said to the fat uncle very seriously, and then patted the fat uncle's arm: "If you really can't do it, you can follow us back to Tianjin Wei, and wait for you to eat and drink well, and let you raise your body and bones back." ”

"Uncle, why don't you go back and sleep?" Shen Han said worriedly.

"It's okay, it's okay, let's just go back and have a meal." The fat uncle smiled and waved his hand.

It turns out that for a fat man like Uncle Fat, eating is simply equivalent to "adding blood", and he said that it would be good to eat one meal, which is really not bragging.

When he first came down the mountain, the fat uncle was still a little weak, and he also looked like he had a feeling of weakness.

But when he returned to the old house, put up the pot, lit a fire, and cooked a pot of braised pork with canned food, the whole person's spirit was different.

I saw him pick up the chopsticks, put a piece of braised pork in his mouth, and the girl's eyes lit up.

Seeing that we were all sitting next to us and didn't move the chopsticks, he also felt a little embarrassed, and sighed while beckoning us to eat.

"Oops! Now it's comfortable! The fat uncle said with a face full of enjoyment: "I remember we also brought some soda, right?" ”

"I'm afraid the soda is hot in this weather," Hai Dongqing said with a wry smile.

The blind boss put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and said confidently: "Wait for me, I'll let you see what it means to be heart-to-heart." ”

Hearing this, we all looked at him.

The temperature that day was not low, and it was so hot to sit in the room, not to mention soda, even the popsicle that was just taken out of the refrigerator was estimated to turn into water in less than half a minute.

In that case, drinking soda is really like drinking boiled water.

"We are gentlemen, as the saying goes, art comes from life, don't we have to start from life with these spells" The blind boss smiled, took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket, and then took out a gel pen and drew a few times on it.

I didn't understand what he was drawing, but it must be a charm, and I can guess it with my feet.

I saw that he asked Hai Dongqing to take the duffel bag containing soda and mineral water, then unzipped it and threw the yellow paper in his hand into the bag

"Hiss"

Listening to this piercing evil sound, we couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Before we could say anything, the blind boss pulled the zipper of the duffel bag and threw it on the ground.

In the next second, a layer of hoarfrost condensed on the surface of the duffel bag at a speed visible to the naked eye, of course, this phenomenon lasted for a short time, that is, about ten seconds, and the hoarfrost quickly disappeared.

"Whatever you want to drink, take it yourself." The blind boss said, crouching down and unzipping the duffel bag.

Wisps of white smoke burst out of the duffel bag in an instant, as if someone had opened the freezer.

"Holy shit! Awesome! I looked at the blind boss in amazement, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "Brother, your trick is really down-to-earth!" I have to teach my brother this skill! ”

"talking." The blind boss opened a can of Coca-Cola by himself, and said angrily: "This is Lao Tzu's unique trick, the stunt of pressing the bottom of the box, if you want to learn it, you can pay a tuition fee of 1.8 million yuan first." ”

Well.

The helmsman of Xiangxi Wumen is a blind boss, and the stunt of pressing the bottom of the box is to turn the duffel bag into a freezer, how awesome.

"Damn, I have 1.8 million, can I buy a small Xiaoice cabinet myself and take it with me?" I said angrily, then walked over and lifted the bag and put it on the table: "Everyone take it yourself, hurry up and drink it, it won't taste good if it gets hot for a while." ”

After a while, there was already a bottle of soda in the room.

We drank soda with us, Hai Dongqing and Uncle Fat looked at the satellite map of Nandou Mountain, and the atmosphere was very leisurely.

"Where exactly that treasure is hidden in the mountains, none of us can say for sure, so we can only hurry up and find it." Hai Dongqing kept sketching on the map with a red pen, and said without raising his head: "Yuan Changshan can mess up the yin and yang balance of Nandou Mountain, and this is only temporary, so we must seize this opportunity, after this time, it will be troublesome to get it again." ”

Hai Dongqing is not a person who likes nonsense, and in this kind of business, he talks a lot more than usual.

Just listen to him analyze with us.

"Our Feng Shui master of the Hai family has studied the satellite map of Nandou Mountain, and in their opinion, the places where there may be treasures are Feng Shui treasures nine times out of ten," Hai Dongqing said: "On Nandou Mountain, there are sixteen such places, which are very scattered. ”

"Brother Hai, I don't think it's possible that this treasure is hidden in the treasure land of feng shui." I frowned, and couldn't help but interject: "It's okay to use Feng Shui Treasure Land to bury people, after all, that thing can work on the descendants of the dead, but the treasure is a dead thing, this thing can also be used Feng Shui Treasure Land?" ”

After Hai Dongqing heard my words, he also nodded in agreement.

"What's more, the treasure is the treasure, the important thing is the one Tibetan word." I said, "If I were the one who hid the treasure, then I would definitely choose a place that is hidden and has no characteristics to hide, and it is too risky to choose a feng shui treasure to bury the treasure." ”

"Then this one is a bit hard to find." Heizi smiled bitterly: "Although Nandou Mountain is not particularly big, just a few of us who go to treasure hunting for half a month may not be able to get results." ”

The blind boss's expression was very calm from beginning to end, and he always had a relaxed smile on his face.

"What's the hurry, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, let's look for it slowly." The blind boss said loudly: "It's really not good, I'll go find eighteen yin spirits when the time comes, and then let Xiao Yuan play to mess with yin and yang."

"Holy shit." I shook my head busily: "Brother, don't play with me, this matter is always troublesome!" ”

"Let's rest for a while, and go to the mountains in the afternoon." The blind boss lit a cigarette and smoked with a smile: "Anyway, I can't rush the result, right?" ”