"Mr. Han!"

"Excuse me, how did you develop your LOL skills? EASILY KILLED FAKER COUNTLESS TIMES? ”

"Excuse me, under your leadership, what do you think about the CNM team reaching the top of the S6 championship?"

"Excuse me, why did you use several trumpets to cover the top ten of the strongest kings of the server after reaching the top of the hanbok? Did you know that by doing so, you will be discouraged by the world's top pros who want to break into the top 10 of Hanbok? ”

……

In the face of these reporters' crazy questions, Han Xiao felt a little headache, and it was also a big worry that the game technology was too good!

However, at this moment, a voice sounded out of place.

"Hey, Han Xiao, wake up, it's already school!"

"Your sister, I don't want to wake up, I'm going to pretend to be in my dreams for a while!" Han Xiao woke up in a daze, looking at the anxious face of his roommate and the empty classroom, he suddenly felt a lot of emotion in his heart, alas, the boring day has passed like this.

Han Xiao, an ordinary college student, wants to have a vigorous love in college, but he has no money and no looks, so he can only nest in the dormitory every day, playing games and chatting for comfort.

And the game he is most passionate about is naturally the hottest game at the moment - League of Legends!

From the rookie who didn't even know how to put his skills, he has grown all the way to the bronze five players who are now blocking and killing people and killing Buddhas, Han Xiao has experienced a lot, and at the same time, he has also practiced his skills.

Han Xiao, who has gradually lost himself in the game, still symbolically blames himself when he is occasionally sober, just like now.

"Second child, you go first, I want to be alone!" After saying goodbye to his roommate, Han Xiao decided to think about his life, he felt that he had lived in a dog for three years since college, how could he stay in the dormitory every day to play League of Legends? How can you be so depraved?

You should shake more WeChat about the sister paper!

This is the right way!

And seriously, the purpose of his original download of the WeChat app was to go to the appointment paper! But no matter how many times he shook it, his fingers were numb, and he was stunned that he had never succeeded in making an appointment with a girl!

Despite repeated defeats, he still enjoyed it.

It's just that when the results of this shake appeared, he was stunned!

Swift Scouts? Timo Jr.?

Isn't this the Timo-kun in League of Legends who is so cheap that people just want to drop the keyboard, so cute that countless girls love him crazy?

Your sister, I'm here to shake my sister, how can there be Timo-kun intruding?

But wait, since you choose to use Swift Scout as your screen name, then you have a ** girl!

And this personalized signature of "Captain Teemo, on standby" on the profile is already very telling.

"Please, even Captain Timo's most classic line can be mistaken, is it dying, okay? At first glance, you know it's a girl, because only a girl can be so stupid and cute! Han Xiao smiled and shook her head, but such a girl is easy to deceive, maybe she will be able to make an appointment this time.

It's just that before Han Xiao can start, the circle of friends of this girl with the screen name Swift Scout seems to be open to him.

In line with the purpose of knowing as much as possible, he clicked directly into it without even thinking about it.

Swift Scout: I'm so embarrassed, Cannon Lady is going to have a birthday, I have to buy her a birthday present, but my money is basically used for equipment, and the rest of the money can't buy a good gift at all! And that hateful Rambo, I saw him dismantle other people's car wheels with skillful methods yesterday, and he must be thinking of using the money from the sale of car wheels to buy good gifts for Gun Niang! I must not lose to him, or the Cannon Lady will not like me!

Debang Governor: Alas, the most important manager, I said that I am very intimidating, I think I was a big man in the gladiatorial arena back then, and now I am not as famous as Galen!

Explorer: The handsome and golden jewel knight, the beautiful and cute Lux, who should I choose? Is this a tough multiple-choice question? Or...... Do I want both?

Demacia's Strength: Ezreal has a bad plot against my sister Lux, and I'm going to find a way to stop him!

Barbarian King: My broadsword has long been hungry. I'm thirsty! Who would dare to come to the Summoner's Canyon and fight with me?

Ice Shooter: The barbarian's dead ghost hasn't come home yet, so it can't be that there is a mistress outside! No, I'll have to send someone to find out!

Looking at this piece of information, Han Xiao felt that his whole person was not good, your sister, all the friends in this girl's circle of friends are wonderful!

It's okay to send messages one by one, and Nima sends them from the perspective of various heroes, do you really think you are that hero? Delusional huh, y'all yright?

It's just that if you do it one or two, it's understandable, after all, the world is so big, there are always one or two abnormal, but if there are so many at once, then the world is abnormal!

Since the world is not normal, then

……

Leave the responsibility of maintaining world peace to me!

Han Xiao clenched his fists, he knew very well that this task was difficult, in order to complete it, he was bound to risk his life and go to this circle of friends to find out!

It's just that when Han Xiao entered the girl's wonderful circle of friends again and looked at these characters who appeared one after another, he was drunk again!

Among them are the Prince of Demacia (Garvin IV), the Great Inventor (Heimerdinger), the Evil Mage (Vega), and the Faerie Witch (Lulu...... The well-known yodelers are basically friends of the Swift Scout, and the reason why they are basic is because there is one exception.

And this accident is the public enemy of the machine - Rambo!

In other words, Timo and Rambo are indeed rivals in love, and because of the relationship between the two of them (Mylin gunner Tristana), no one can look at anyone who is not pleasing to the eye, and this is not a problem. The real problem is, I said sister, you're too into the play! Do you really think you're Teemo? It turns out that you are the one with the most delusions!

But as soon as he changed his position and lay on the table, another thought popped into his head, "Do you want to play with their group of snake spirits?" It's boring anyway. ”

Han Xiao didn't know that what he did was very similar to the protagonist in a small joke about League of Legends.

Here's how the little joke goes.

"! I met a stupid fork all night last night, and that guy actually played a man-machine all night, and TM is a simple man-machine! How boring do you think he has to be? ”

"It's boring, but how do you know?"

"Because I've been watching him all night!"

There is no doubt that Han Xiao is this boring person who watched others play a simple man-machine all night.

It's just that just when Han Xiao thought about the lines and was about to brag to her sister paper and her wonderful friends, the door opened!

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