"What? Do you want to go to Yanjing for a few days? Xiaojing, you've only been back for a few days, why do you want to go out and run around? Can't you stay at home honestly for a few days?" At the dinner table, when my mother heard that Yang Jing wanted to go to Yanjing for a while, she was immediately unhappy.

"Mom, don't worry, listen to me explain to you, okay?"

Mother Yang was still unhappy. My son has been abroad for two years, and it has only been a few days since he returned home, and he wants to go out again, so of course she doesn't want to be a mother.

"Mom, Guo Xiaoxiang's dead fat man arrived in Yanjing on the 10th, if I don't go to pick him up, he will have to kill our house as soon as possible, and then eat at our house for three days before leaving. Mom, as far as the dead fat man eats, will you cook or will you cook when the time comes? You must know that your son has been cooking for him in London for two years, and if this dead fat man really kills our house, I will not cook for him if he is killed. ”

When Mother Yang heard this, she was trembling. In the past two years, when she talked to her son on the phone or video chatted, she communicated with Guo Xiaoxiang a lot, of course she knew how terrifying this little fat man's food was.

Seeing that his mother's face was somewhat relaxed, Yang Jing continued to strike while the iron was hot and said: "Mom, in fact, this time I went to Yanjing not only to pick up the fat man, our college classmates are going to hold a class reunion on the 11th, and now more than 30 people have signed up, yesterday I also said in the group that I have come back, you said that if I don't go to the party, will the gang of classmates come to our house under the leadership of Wang Jiazan?

As soon as Yang Jing said this, Yang's mother immediately had no choice. He spread his hands and said to her husband: "You dead old man just know how to drink, can't you think of a way?"

Dad Yang leisurely put the wine cup on the table, and said with a smile: "I said you are a stupid woman, how old is your son? Since you have to take care of it, then if Xiaojing's group of classmates really come over, it will be you who caused it, who will cook if you don't cook?"

Yang's mother was choked by Yang's father's words.

Dad Yang took a peanut and put it in his mouth and chewed it, "I said you stupid woman, your son has hard wings now, you just let him go out and fly! Besides, now that your son can make a lot of money, let's not stand in the way of our son, let go of what should be let go." ”

After a pause, Yang's father said to Yang Jing: "Son, you can go if you want, you don't care about the family, and you don't have to listen to your mother's chatter." ”

Yang Jing was overjoyed, picked up the wine glass and said, "Dad is mighty and wise, come, my son respects you." ”

Mother Yang was crying and laughing angrily on the side.

Before six o'clock in the morning of the next day, Yang Jing cooked breakfast for his parents and parents, in fact, it was nothing, just a tomato pot noodles, which was filled with two eggs and two small pickles.

After doing all this, Yang Jing said goodbye to his parents at six o'clock, went downstairs with his backpack and got into the car, and drove all the way to Yanjing.

However, the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, and only ran out more than 100 kilometers on the Beijing-Taiwan Expressway, and as soon as he arrived in the Lion City, the highway in front was closed due to heavy fog, and Yang Jing had no choice but to drive off the highway.

In fact, when he set off in the morning, the sky was already a little foggy, and Yang Jing thought that the fog would dissipate after a while, but he thought that the fog was getting bigger and bigger, so that the highway had to be closed.

Lion City is a prefecture-level city in Hebei Province, bordering Tianqu City and is the only way for Tianqu to go to Yanjing. The city is known as the Lion City because there is an iron lion cast in the Western Zhou Dynasty.

The iron lion is very famous, and it is currently the longest built iron lion in China and the largest iron lion in size. This iron lion was called "Zhenhai Roar" by the folk in ancient times, and it is said that it was cast to suppress floods.

The Lion City is still about 200 kilometers away from Yanjing, and if the highway is smooth, it will take more than two hours to reach Yanjing.

But the fog is gone.

Although there is still a National Highway 104 from the Lion City to Yanjing, because of the closure of the expressway, all the large trucks that originally took the highway have been driven down, and so many large trucks are concentrated on National Highway 104, which immediately makes the spacious national highway extremely congested.

Of course, the comrades of the traffic police must be the happiest when facing this situation, and the reputation of the traffic police in the Lion City is very great......

As soon as he talked about this, Yang Jing remembered a story about the Lion City traffic police.

Anyway, one day in that year, several traffic police officers from the Lion City Traffic Police Detachment went on the road to check the car, and soon caught a fuel tanker, and then these traffic police comrades directly detained the car on the grounds that the tanker truck was overloaded.

But the driver of the tanker truck is wronged, don't want it -- this car is empty, how can it be overloaded? If you want to pay a fine, you must at least give a reasonable reason, right? I am obviously an empty car, you have to say that it is overloaded, what kind of reason is this?

But this driver is a foreigner, and here it is really called a heaven is not spiritual, and the earth should not be called. In the end, the "overloaded" empty tanker truck was forcibly towed back to the parking lot, and the driver also faced a fine of 10,000 yuan.

A few days later, the driver paid all the fines, including the towing fee and parking fee, and the driver spent a total of 10,000 yuan in vain.

What I didn't expect was that after he drove his car out, he turned around and ran to the Lion City Public Security Bureau to sue the Lion City Traffic Police Team.

The driver sued the traffic police for a terrible crime - theft.

The driver said that the Lion City Traffic Police Force stole a truckload of oil from him, worth more than 1.3 million!

The traffic police force will defend it, you are, right? We are the traffic police force, how can we steal your oil?

The driver said, look at it, this is a ticket issued to me by your staff, which clearly says "overloaded", my tank truck can pull 20 tons of diesel, that is to say, when my car was towed away by you, there were at least more than 20 tons of diesel in it, but after Mao Laozi drove the car out of your parking lot today, the oil tank was empty?

The traffic police were dumbfounded......

Yes, how can you justify it? There is no way to justify it! The fine slip in the hand of the person clearly reads "overloaded," and there is a big red seal of the traffic police force on it, so there is no way to justify it at all!

In the end, the unlucky traffic police team paid the driver more than 1.3 million yuan, which can be regarded as the end of this matter......

No one knows if this story is true, but as soon as Yang Jing thinks of this story, he will feel amused when he sees the police cars parked on the side of the road and the traffic police comrades who are enforcing the law from time to time on the road.

But it's funny, in such weather conditions, National Highway 104 is definitely not going to go, and the highway doesn't know when it will open, so Yang Jing simply drove directly into the city.

In the northern winter, this fog is usually very difficult to disperse, and it is not because of the cold air, otherwise the devil knows when this fog will disperse......