Chapter 252: Fan Po
To be honest, most of the Taoist techniques I have learned now are used to deal with ghosts, and Maoshan is orthodoxly also responsible for slaying demons and eliminating demons. Only the evil art of the side door will carry out special evil art against people, although the Maoshan faction is not alarmed on the surface now, but in fact, the dark waves are turbulent, maybe Liu Donghai will have one or two evil arts, otherwise Aunt Huo Tianting would not be arrested so easily.
"Daochang Li is so kind to me, and even because of my request, I was involved in the soul pawnshop incident and sacrificed, how can he ignore the things he told me." I smiled bitterly and picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it all, "I know how many catties and taels I have, I feel really tired after going to the other world, if I can, I also want to live in that world like Yu Xuan, forget my identity as the inheritor of the Mandate of Heaven, forget my agreement with Daochang Li, forget ...... No, the only thing I can't forget is the feeling of qing for Su Yue. β
I complained to Yang Feng all night, and finally got drunk and didn't know how to get from the table to the chuang.
The next morning, when I opened the ceiling, I felt something strange at the first glance. I could clearly feel the smooth skin unusually supple with my right hand facing forward, and I turned my head to see Zhihan snuggling up to me like a fledgling, and my hand just touched her big tui.
"Ahh I came to my senses all of a sudden, and directly took the snatch and surrounded myself tightly, but then I regretted it even more, Zhihan was only wearing a nightdress, and it was Yue'er's, and the wide collar couldn't hide her pigeon-egg-sized ......
"You...... You! Although it's not that I haven't seen Zhihan's xiong, but this time it's early in the morning, as a man, I obviously feel the strangeness of my lower body, "Yang Feng, you roll over for me!" "I still covered Zhihan with the quilt, but I saw Zhihan staring at me in surprise.
"I'll wipe my clothes!" I jumped straight to the ground and saw the dirty nei pants at a glance.
Yang Feng walked in melodiously at this time, and said with an innocent face: "After Zhi Han and I helped you to the chuang last night, you spit it out, and it happened to be all sprayed on the nei pants, I had no choice but to change it for you, but in this process, you still hugged Zhi Han with a lewd face, and screamed Su Yue in your mouth, no matter how you pull it, you can't pull it, so you have to let Zhi Han sleep with you." β
"Really?" I said to the side with a flushed face, "That's also your fault, why did you let Zhihan come with her, she is such a small ......"
"I didn't do anything to you, did I?" I asked Xiang Zhihan embarrassedly, and the latter's face was flushed, and there was a hint of satisfaction on his face, which suddenly made my heart cold.
If it were other children like this, my enthusiastic heart would calm down, but Zhihan's experience was really miserable, and she had been trying to find a way to repay me or something, this kind of satisfaction would only make me shudder.
"You didn't do anything, just kept hugging me, and kept shouting Yue'er."
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and sat down on the floor, all I could remember was the non-stop drinking last night, and then I couldn't remember anything. A farce came to an abrupt end like this, fortunately Tan Xiyang went out on official business last night, otherwise she would have known about it......
"Zhihan, Yang Feng, remember that you can't tell Tan Xiyang about this, otherwise I will be inseparable from you and break off friendship!"
The embarrassing farce ended in the morning, after buying the ticket to Jiangsu, I went to Beijing Station with my shoulders on my back that night, and Tan Xiyang, Yang Fengzhihan and the three stood at the station entrance to say goodbye.
"You didn't have a bloody disaster this time, so don't worry." Tan Xiyang stared at me with both eyes and said quietly, she is a protΓ©gΓ© of Mrs. Faguo Rusai, and what she is good at is to observe the face and judge the future luck, the last time she went to Sichuan, she said that I had a bloody disaster, and then went to the ghost gate to close a trip.
"Well, Yang Feng, Xiyang and Zhihan will entrust it to you, if I can't come back this time, take care of my parents and godfather for me, as for Yue'er......" I didn't say any more, turned around and walked towards the ticket gate.
The train is speeding on the Gui road, and my heart is also running wildly, and I don't know if this trip to Maoshan is a blessing or a curse for me.
"Dear friends of the brigade, welcome to take this train, I am the salesman of this train, the products I promote this time must have been seen by you, that is, the cosmetic rouge powder in my hands, as long as I smear my rouge powder will beautify the face and remove acne, you beautiful ladies can't buy a loss and can't be fooled, not to mention that today's products are all free to use."
A pale, wrinkled old woman with a large bag full of cosmetics in her hand, and after her publicity, all the young ladies in the car rushed forward to try it. It's just that every lady who receives cosmetics has registered in the book, leaving her name and home address, and according to the old woman's words, it is an after-sales evaluation.
Although it was given away for free.
"Ahh The smell of the cart made me sneeze heavily, but it was this sneeze that made me realize that this old woman was not simple, because she did not have the smell of human beings on her. I opened the eyes of the sky to take a closer look, and I noticed that a puff of yellow smoke filled the entire carriage, and the second-class demons.
I stood up and coughed and walked over to the old woman, who saw me instinctively take a few steps back and said with a smile on his face: "Young man, your face is white enough, you don't need to apply my rouge powder anymore, and I don't sell it to men." β
"Really?" I sneered, and casually took out the Huotian dagger from the Qiankun treasure box and shook it at her carefully, the train is controlled by the DAO, and I can only store it in the Qiankun treasure box, so this old woman naturally did not feel the danger in this carriage.
The old woman's eyes widened instantly, and she threw down the bag in her hand and was about to leave, I grabbed her shoulder directly and said with a smile: "Nainai, why did you run the train and cheat again?" Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, this is my nainai, and the cosmetic rouge powder she said is an inferior and expired product, so don't use it, otherwise we won't be responsible for any consequences on your face. β
As soon as I finished speaking, the ladies who had just received the rouge powder pointed at me angrily and scolded me, while the men watched the excitement from the sidelines.
After things calmed down, I pulled the old woman to my seat and asked, "What kind of demon are you?" β
"Childe, my name is Fan Po, and I sell homemade rouge powder to ladies on weekdays, as long as they use my cosmetics, their faces will fall off, and I will collect these peeled skins to absorb the yin energy on them."
I see, no wonder this old witch wants an address, and she has to recycle her face after sale......
"After this station, you can get off the train, if I see you in the future, I will never spare you."
Fan Po froze in place and looked at me unnegotiably, "You...... That's what I am? Aren't you a Taoist? β
"Let's go." I looked out the window, and SI had already flown to Bechu.