"I'm here empty-handed this time, so let's use your grandfather's things first." The old man Zuo leaned on the sofa, smoking a cigarette leisurely, without the appearance of an old-timer.

That kind of hooligan temperament is not half a point weaker than me.

"What do you want?" I asked.

"Bring all the incense wax paper candles, and take thirty-six copper coins, as well as paper and pen for drawing talismans, and take the wood of the evil wood." Old man Zuo scratched his head, suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked me: "Do you still have that old-fashioned wine jar at home?" ”

I frowned, and said to myself, how did this old man know?

Under my grandfather's bed, there were indeed a dozen old-fashioned jars, about the height of a Coke bottle, the small one, with the lid covered with a red cloth and empty inside.

"That's good stuff, remember to bring one." Old man Zuo said.

Ten minutes later, I did as the old man Zuo instructed me to pack all these things.

To be honest, I was carrying a backpack, not like I was going ghost hunting, but more like I was traveling.

"You look like this, why don't you look like a weapon?" The old man Zuo sighed and said, and walked downstairs with me, and his mouth didn't stop: "I'll take you to do something today, don't drop the chain, my old face can't help but lose you." ”

Hey, this dead old man's mouth is bad enough, why is opening and closing his mouth to discourage my enthusiasm?!

"Can we pick up something nice and say?" I asked, gritting my teeth.

"When I see you, I can't spit out good words, really, you are too fucking similar to your grandfather" The old man Zuo said in a loud voice: "Especially the kind of cheapness on your face, outsiders can't imitate it at all." ”

I can see that this old man's mouth is worse than mine, and from the time he gets in the car to the time he gets out of the car, his broken mouth has not stopped.

By the time we got to my employer's house, I felt the urge to kill myself to thank the world.

"Can you stop counting me? If you say me again! I'll climb the high-voltage tower in a moment! ”

"My teaching method is based on attack, supplemented by teaching." Old man Zuo smiled: "I have to teach you a lot of things tonight, you have to remember, I only teach once, don't ask me in the future." ”

I nodded angrily, looked at the residential complex across the road, and asked him, "Where does the employer's family live?" ”

"Well, rich man, you have to slaughter a fortune." Old man Zuo showed a lewd smile.

This place is a high-end community in Heping District, what is the specific name, I won't say it here, anyway, most of the locals in Shenyang have seen it.

According to Old Man Zuo, this time the job is very simple, saying that someone is making trouble, and it is not a difficult and tricky injustice, so it is just right for me to try it.

In fact, I still have a little bottom in my heart, how do I think about it, how do I think this thing is unreliable.

I'm a little white who doesn't know anything.,It's not an online game.,As soon as it comes out, let me fight monsters and level up.,Isn't this fun?!

But he didn't explain much to me, just said, let me listen to his command for a while.

Seeing that I took out a cigarette to relieve my boredom, the old man Zuo didn't say a word, reached out and asked for one, lit it slowly, and then took out his mobile phone to call his employer, saying that we had arrived.

In just five minutes, a middle-aged woman in pajamas ran out of the gate of the community in a hurry.

The old man waved at the woman: "Here!" ”

"Old Daoist, you can be regarded as here!" The woman was so anxious that her face turned red, and looking at her eyes, it seemed that she had just cried, and she spoke with a crying tone: "Hurry up and save my father!" ”

Hearing this, the old man Zuo put on a posture of immortal wind and bones, and nodded lightly: "Saving people's lives is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and helping people exorcise ghosts and suppress evil spirits is a matter within the scope of the poor road, let's go up and take a look." ”

After the woman got the answer, she nodded excitedly and led us into the community.

When I was walking towards the house, I asked the old man in a low voice: "This is our customer?" ”

"Well, some time ago, I went to Hainan to play, and when I came back, I found that I had no money to eat, so I had no choice, so I could only go to the bottom of the overpass to earn some extra money, and tell fortunes for money to fill my stomach, who knew that I happened to meet her." Old man Zuo smiled: "I know by looking at her face that her father will be haunted by ghosts sooner or later, so I left her a phone number, and by the way, I helped her solve her puzzles and earned 2,000 yuan." ”

"Are you really good at fortune telling?" I'm a little curious.

"Yes, do you want me to do the math for you? What are the numbers for the Mark Six two-color ball? The old man Zuo said obscenely: "Count five thousand once, and the accuracy rate is as high as 0.5 percent." ”

I laughed and said, "Don't use your magic powers in front of me, it's too expensive." ”

"I'll go up in a moment, and you can see the way I look." Old man Zuo said.

"Let's do it another way." I hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but say, "You don't even have a slit in your eyes when you smile, even if you make more than 600 eyes, I can't see it."

He glared at me viciously, turned his head away, and ignored me.

A few minutes later, we arrived at the employer's house and met the patient who had been entangled in injustice.

It was an old man, about the same age as Old Man Zuo, who was bound by a few straps of the kind used to tie up mentally ill people.

He lay on his back on the bed like a dead corpse, his breath was extremely weak, and his face looked a little gray, as if he had put on a layer of foundation.

Not only were we in the room, but the woman's husband looked like a successful man in his suit and leather shoes.

"Old Daoist, you can save my father!!" The woman was so anxious that she cried: "It's been two or three days of trouble, if I hadn't suddenly thought about your phone number, my father would have been haunted by that ghost!" ”

"What's your last name?" The old man asked her.

Hey, fuck, he doesn't even know what the customer's name is? Why is this such nonsense?!

"My surname is Wang, this is my husband, Cheng Kai." Ms. Wang wiped her tears and replied.

Cheng Kai patted her on the shoulder, comforted her a few words, walked up to us and asked, "Old man, can you really cure my father-in-law?" ”

"If you can't cure it, you won't be charged." Old man Zuo said simply.

"Okay, I didn't believe you people, but" Cheng Kai smiled bitterly: "My father-in-law's illness, the hospital said that there is no way, it is hysteria, it is best to send it to a psychiatric hospital for examination, but my wife refuses to live or die." ”

"When does he usually get sick?" Old man Zuo asked.

"After ten o'clock in the evening, the whole person began to howl, crying and screaming" Cheng Kai said helplessly: "I'm afraid of affecting the neighbor, when he screams, we can only take something to gag his mouth, but my father-in-law is not honest, as long as you reach over, he has to bite you, and he has almost been bitten by him several times." ”

Old man Zuo snorted and said, "You guys go out and wait in the living room first, I'm afraid it will take a lot of effort to clean up this dirty thing, and it will take some time." ”

As he spoke, the old man secretly made a gesture to me.

Looking at the frequency of his fingers, I realized that this old guy wanted to talk about money.

"Master, have you negotiated the price with the customer?" I asked, with a white expression.

Old man Zuo glared at me and scolded, "How can you talk about money for this kind of thing?!" Mr. Cheng, my apprentice is a little ignorant, don't mind. ”

"I think this little brother's words are right, let's negotiate the price first." Cheng Kai wiped the sweat on his head, he also just remembered this stubble, and when he looked at the old man Zuo's appearance, it was estimated that he was also afraid of being cheated by this old man, so it was better to simply say it clearly.

"Okay, then I'm not polite." Old man Zuo didn't continue to pretend to be mysterious, he smiled and said, "100,000 yuan, I will ensure that your father-in-law is safe and sound, and it will be effective tonight, and if it doesn't work, you won't be charged." ”

Hearing this number, Cheng Kai and I were stunned.

I'm surprised, damn this old man really dares to open his mouth?!!

As for Cheng Kai, it is

Let's put it this way, if it weren't for Old Man Zuo's age, it is estimated that Cheng Kai would have gone up to play hand-to-hand combat with him.

"Of course, if you think this number is a bit high, then you can ask for another skill." Old man Zuo didn't hide it, and his tone was similar to that of a scoundrel: "This kind of work is inherently exhausting, and if you toss it like this, I will have to cultivate for half a year to get it back."

"Old Daoist, isn't this price a bit high?" Cheng Kai asked with a frown.

"You must have invited other gentlemen before I came, right?" Old man Zuo smiled and wrinkled his nose: "I smell a smell of incense." ”

"Well, none of them were able to solve my father-in-law's hysteria, and one of them was almost strangled to death by my father-in-law." Cheng Kai sighed.

"100,000 yuan, not a penny less, this is the rule." Old man Zuo said: "Tonight, if your father-in-law's illness is not cured, I will compensate you 100,000 yuan." ”

Cheng Kai frowned and didn't speak, probably thinking about whether this business was reliable.

"Do things first, then give money." Cheng Kai said.

"Okay, you guys go out first." Old man Zuo smiled like an old chrysanthemum, incomparably bright: "Leave a bottle of wine and a pack of cigarettes here, I will do it later." ”

Cheng Kai didn't mean to waste much time with us, went to the living room to get a pack of Zhonghua, and took a bottle of Wuliangye to the old man Zuo, and then took his wife to the living room to sit down.

"What if this job is messed up?" I asked worriedly, "You won't really pay him 100,000, will you?" ”

"With me, I can't smash it." The old man Zuo walked to the side with a cigarette and sat down, looking at me with a smile: "I'll watch you perform tonight." ”

"I'm performing?" I was stunned: "What are you showing?" ”

"Wait, it's not time yet." Old man Zuo glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and smiled a little weirdly: "When the yin qi is strong at night, it will have to go crazy, you kid has to withstand it."

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