Chapter 21: The Rope
Fang Shiliang is indeed a master of art and bold.
With this golden nail, he dares to do a craniotomy on someone casually, and in the end, he is also a dick.
I don't expect him to do anything now, really, when I see this nail, I'm already determined to die.
Or let him open his head and die.
Either let him open his head and then die after the wound becomes infected.
"Can you knock me out before you have surgery?" I cautiously asked, "I'm sick with blood, and I'm very afraid of pain, you"
"If you want to faint, then I won't be able to anesthetize you." Fang Shiliang grinned, and there was a hint of schadenfreude in his smile: "After I anesthetize you, your mind is absolutely awake, and it is impossible to faint, but you definitely don't feel pain, how about it?" ”
Before I could speak, Fang Shiliang continued to bewitch me.
"If you don't think this works, then I'll make you dizzy." Fang Shiliang smiled: "But if you wake up in pain, then you can't blame me, if nothing else, you will wake up in pain first, then faint, and then wake up again, and so on, until I finish the operation." ”
"Yes, what do you say, we can do whatever you want." I sighed, "Just don't hurt me." ”
As soon as the words fell, I glanced at the golden nail in Fang Shiliang's hand, and couldn't help but persuade him: "Brother, let's be gentlemen, we don't bring such a burial, can you disinfect this thing?" ”
Fang Shiliang scolded me impatiently, and then threw the nail into the fire, before I could say anything, this grandson didn't seem to be afraid of being hot at all, and directly put his hand into the fire and fished out the golden nail.
"Clean, right?" Fang Shiliang scolded and said, "Why are you like a girl?? If you live in the Anti-Japanese War, you have to disinfect everything, you have to be killed by your own people! ”
"Me"
I was about to explain a few sentences, Fang Shiliang coughed, spit on the gold nail with a mouthful of saliva, and wiped it with his hand.
"It's not clean, it's not sick, what are you afraid of?" Fang Shiliang asked me.
"I'm afraid of death." I wanted to cry without tears, stretched out my hand, snatched the gold nail from Fang Shiliang's hand, and kept wiping it with a napkin.
Then I brought over the bottle and put the gold spike in it and stirred it a few times.
When I put the gold nail on the fire again to bake, Fang Shiliang praised it loudly: "You kid is really careful, it's too condescending not to be a nurse." ”
"Nonsense!! You're chiseling my head!! ”
That night, the temperature seemed to drop, and when the evening breeze blew, I felt a little biting cold.
I had just finished eating here and was wandering around to eat, while Fang Shiliang was directly playing missing, saying that he was going to the mountainside to get something and would come back soon.
"Ten years, ten years less, there is nothing to live, who calls me long-lived" I held a cigarette, squatted in front of Fang Shiliang's tombstone, and muttered thoughtfully: "But if this grandson's operation fails, let alone ten years, it is unknown whether Lao Tzu can survive tonight."
Thinking of Fang Shiliang's method of using saliva to disinfect, I really wanted to vomit, his uncle, chiseled my head with a nail dipped in saliva, and he did it!
No wonder the blind boss, they all think that Fang Shiliang's brain is a little abnormal, I think this seems to be true.
Fang Shiliang's brain is very fucking abnormal.
"The bunny rolls over quickly!! Help me move things!!! ”
Hearing this cold roar, I subconsciously shuddered, looked left and right with a frightened face, and saw Fang Shiliang standing at the mouth of the forest not far away, waving at me.
"It's coming!"
I shouted, but I didn't dare to ink, got up and ran over.
Fang Shiliang is my chief surgeon, if I make him unhappy at this time, he will definitely make me unhappy during the operation.
Looking over, there was a large cloth bag behind Fang Shiliang, and a chair to his left.
This chair looks like it is made of iron, there are armrests on both sides, there is a slight rust on the four feet, but it is not serious, and the rest of the place is completely free of rust, and it looks cold in the moonlight, which is particularly eye-catching.
"Brother Fang, where did you get this chair" I touched the chair with my hand, grinning, and my expression was very unnatural: "How do I feel that this chair looks like it was used when people were tortured?"
"Why do you care so much?" Fang Shiliang scolded: "Do you move the chair or help me move things?" ”
"Let's move something." As I spoke, I lifted the cloth bag, which was tinkling like a lot of small metal pieces.
This bag of objects is estimated to be more than 30 catties, but the chair must be more than 30 catties.
I'm about to go to the operating table, and I can't do this kind of heavy work.
"Okay, then you can move this bag of things into the house first." Fang Shiliang said, stretched out his hand, and lifted the iron chair very easily.
"Brother Fang, why didn't you call me when you went to get these things just now?" I asked curiously, "Don't you want me to be tired?" ”
"No, you're a burden to me." Fang Shiliang said very unceremoniously: "Lao Tzu went over the mountains and mountains to get these things, but it will take a while, but if I take you, I won't talk about it for a few hours." ”
I smiled awkwardly and stopped talking.
After a while, I followed Fang Shiliang to move these things into the house, and in the process of moving these things, I also asked curiously why Fang Shiliang didn't put these things in the house.
If you put it on the mountainside, if you want to use it, you have to move it, how troublesome it is!
But the answer Fang Shiliang gave me really made me a little helpless.
"My room here is small, I can't put many things, and I'm afraid of rain when I put it outside the house, not to mention that the volume of these things is a bit large, and it's not convenient to bury them."
When I heard that, I wondered where he had put all this stuff on the mountainside.
As soon as he heard that I was curious about this, Fang Shiliang didn't hide it, and said very simply.
"Put it in the cave, this mountain not only has caves, but also caves, and my things are basically in those places."
Looking at this situation, when I leave the school, I will have to find an opportunity to go around the mountainside.
Taobao, and then run away, this plan is many
"What are you doing?"
I was still thinking wildly in my head, and suddenly, Fang Shiliang pressed me on the chair, and his smile was extremely weird.
"What else can I do with surgery?" Fang Shiliang said with a smile.
"Oh, isn't that going to be anesthetized? What's the anesthesia? I asked him cautiously.
Fang Shiliang smiled, squatted down, rummaged in the big cloth bag, and muttered, "What are you in a hurry, I have to prepare first." ”
With that, he took out a piece of hemp rope from the bag.
No, a bundle of ropes to be exact.
"If you want to be awesome, how can you not suffer." Fang Shiliang stood up with the bundle of ropes and looked at me with a smile: "After you got up, it seems to be unjust but not unjust, if people in the industry want to deal with you, it will be very difficult." ”
"What do you want to do with the rope when you tell me this??" My eyes widened, I looked at Fang Shiliang with cold sweat on my face, and suddenly recalled the night I spent with Shen Han in Shenyang.
He shouldn't have such a heavy taste, right??
"When you are operated on, your limbs will have a spasmodic reaction, and this is the only way to prevent you from moving." Fang Shiliang shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the iron chair: "Sit down." ”
"I'm going to have cramps in my limbs, and this chair won't fall, right?"
"Why don't you try it?"
Hearing this, I didn't ask any more questions, frowned and walked to the chair, shaking it with my hand.
I was a little surprised by this shake.
The iron chair seemed to have taken root, and no matter how hard I tried, it didn't move.
"This chair is not ordinary," I said in surprise.
"Can I process something average? Hurry up and don't ink with me! ”
As soon as the words fell, Fang Shiliang put his fingers in his mouth and whistled without warning.
His whistle was loud and harsh to hear, but it didn't last long, and it was over after two seconds.
"What are you doing?" I asked suspiciously.
"I'll find you an anesthetic."
Fang Shiliang smiled and said word by word.
"Boy, what you will go through in a while, I promise that you will remember it for a lifetime."