Chapter 15 Brave Women's Bed
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"Hey, you're a fortune teller, you should be a Taoist priest, what kind of monk are you pretending, what else are we doing, does it have anything to do with me?" Wu Ye felt very dissatisfied with this, and was suddenly forced to listen to a horror story, and then asked you to experience it, this is a matter of killing people in minutes!
The fortune teller had already turned to look at Tian Xia and them, and said gently: "Don't look at him like this, he is just arrogant, you don't have to worry that he will definitely help you." ”
Then leaned over and leaned close to Wu Ye's ear and whispered, "After it's done, I'll tell you what you want to know." He pointed to Wu Ye's chest, then packed up his things and left.
The three of them were left staring at each other, at a loss for what to do.
"That ......, you will ......" Tian Xia first broke the silence and asked.
"I'll help, don't worry!" Wu Ye decisively interrupted her words, in fact, she didn't need to say it to know the next lines, Wu Ye is a person who either doesn't promise others, and once he agrees, he will definitely go all out to complete it.
"I'll go back to you at night, give me your mobile phone number." Wu Ye was about to take out his mobile phone, and after seeing someone else take out the latest apple, he silently put it back, "I'll use my brain to remember it." ”
"Why don't you give us a call too!" Tian Xia fiddled with his mobile phone, ready to write down Wu Ye's mobile phone number.
"No, I'll let you know then."
When Tian Xia seemed to have something to say, Wang Jingqiu had already told Wu Ye his mobile phone number, and after a simple confirmation, he also turned around and left.
Looking at Wu Ye's back, Tian Xia said with his hands crossed: "Do you think we will be deceived by them?" How can anyone take our word for it so simply? ”
"Probably not!"
"Why?"
"A woman's intuition!"
…….
In the grove behind the girls' dormitory, an obscene figure in a black shirt was squatting on the ground and playing with his mobile phone. It looks out of place with the men and women who are in and out on the side.
"Honey, is this delicious?"
"As long as it's fed by my wife, it's delicious!"
Wu Ye frantically played with his mobile phone, and the words just now immediately caused 1,000 points of physical damage to a single dog like him.
Can we still have a good time together? Why haven't I come yet, if I don't come, I'm about to die of shame.
Wu Ye looked in the direction of the bedroom, but inadvertently hit another "flashbang" to show his affection, and the dog was blind!
Time passed, and the number of people in the woods gradually decreased, and Tian Xia and the two finally appeared, and they successfully picked up a "scaly" Wu Ye in the woods.
"I'm sorry, Zhang Li woke up suddenly, clamored not to let us leave, fell asleep, we had a chance to come out, so I'm really sorry to come out now! Huh... Are you okay, why did you roll your eyes! ”
"Ahem....... Wu Ye pretended to cough twice to resolve the embarrassment, "I'm just a little sleepy." ”
In fact, what I was thinking in my heart was how I could tell them that it was because I was loved and killed by others!
"What do we do next?" Only then did Wang Jingqiu recall the purpose of their meeting.
"I'm supposed to protect you near you just to be safe."
"Then you can go to our dormitory!"
"How to get there?" Wu Ye asked a very difficult question. The women's dormitory is always a holy place for boys to enter, and the three-headed dog who guards the door of this holy place is comparable to hell - the dormitory manager!
A terrifying existence, Wen Neng scolded the third street, Wu Neng swept you out, how many teenagers and girls were strangled in the cradle by them, don't ask me why I know, it's all tears when I talk too much!
Just when Wu Ye secretly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, Wang Jingqiu proposed an effective method, "You can climb up along the water pipe." ”
"This is a good solution, dare to ask what floor you live on?"
"It's only the fourth floor."
Wu Ye felt embarrassed, and looked up at the fourth floor, even the tree next to him was not that high, and he did not recover from the shadow of jumping from the upper floor last time.
"That's... I'm afraid of heights! ”
"Cut, a boy wouldn't dare to do this." Tian Xia looked at Wu Ye with a look of contempt.
"I'll go, there's a kind of you climbing!"
"Haha, Xiao Xia may really dare, the last time she climbed a tall tree by herself, she was a kitten, and she almost scared me, but she acted like no one." Wang Jingqiu covered her mouth and laughed softly.
In an instant, Wu Ye felt as if he was being trampled under the feet of the other party, and he stepped on it repeatedly like Xiaoqiang.
"Hey, we don't know your name yet?"
"My name is Wu Ye, please take care of me!" Wu Ye, who had just lost his dignity as a man, had become dead gray.
"My name is ......" Tian Xia was about to introduce herself, but Wu Ye directly called out her name.
"Your name is Tian Xia," Wu Ye said as if he already knew, "Her name is Wang Jingqiu, you have told it in the story, of course I know it, and you should be careful, how can you casually disclose information to others, especially such a lewd uncle, what do you think?" ”
"How the hell are we going to get her in?"
"If he doesn't dare to climb, I have a solution. ...... like this"
"Sure enough, it's a good way!"
Tian Xia and Wang Jingqiu on the side obviously ignored Wu Ye's words, and directly discussed how to send him to the bedroom, and they seemed to have a certain eyebrows.
The two glanced back at Wu Ye, looked at each other and smiled, and walked towards the bedroom. When he saw their smiling faces, Wu Ye couldn't help but shudder, not the feeling of being electrified, but an ominous feeling.
……
"Wait a minute!"
Wu Ye and Tian Xia were nervous, not knowing what would happen next.
It turned out that Tian Xia and the others thought of a way to ...... Wu Ye
Men dressed as women!
Because Wu Ye's usual appearance is still very delicate, as long as she doesn't say some obscene words, she still looks like a very quiet girl.
"Let's put on this turtleneck and block the Adam's apple."
"I wear this hat too, the hair is too masculine."
"Don't move, put on some light makeup, well, it's not bad."
After a while of preparation, a fresh and popular "goddess" appeared. Light eye shadow, pink lips, and simple clothes perfectly set off his slender figure.
"This collar is so sad, strangled to death." A pure man's breath came to his face.
"You'd better shut up, it's okay not to listen to your voice, I want to vomit when I hear it." Tian Xia pretended to vomit, and after seeing Wu Ye's helpless look, he couldn't help laughing from the bottom of his heart.
Maybe it's caused by the tension in the past few days, anyway, I feel very uneasy in my heart, and now I'm amused by Wu Ye's appearance, I'm really relieved, I feel great!
But when Wu Ye was stopped by the aunt in charge of the dormitory, her heart suddenly seemed to rise to her throat, as if she had been caught and raped.
Huh! Thinking of this, her face turned red. I'm really thinking about what I can, how can this be!
"Classmate, you didn't swipe your card when you entered the door." The dormitory manager pointed to the card machine at the door, although I don't know what it is for, but the school still stipulates that you have to enter the door to swipe the card.
Wu Ye took out his college card and swiped it, maybe he was the first boy to swipe his card in the girls' dormitory. He glanced at his aunt with an embarrassed smile, and then walked towards Tian Xia's bedroom.
After leaving, I could still hear the aunt's voice, "This girl is really beautiful, there must be a group of boys chasing her, but why don't I remember this person, it's really strange!" ”
Wu Ye, who was in the women's dormitory, looked around and found that the holy place that many single dogs were looking forward to was so messy, not to mention the garbage and bottles and cans all over the ground, what was going on with the underwear hanging on the ladder, it was still black.
Tian Xia also seemed to find that his underwear was hanging outside, and he stepped forward with an arrow, hiding it behind him, and his face turned into a red apple.
"See?"
"Oh, no!" Wu Ye immediately looked elsewhere and found that there was a person lying on a certain bed, she might be the Zhang Li she was talking about!
Looking at it from Wu Ye's perspective, she could see that streams of pitch-black qi were entwined around her, and she was so heavily affected by the evil qi that she was already very powerful in her immortality.
Evil qi is formed by ghosts and demons in contact with people for a long time, and it is always harmful to people, and it will slowly erode the qi of the human body, and the person who loses his qi is just an empty shell.
It seems that even if she is saved, her physique will become weaker.
Wu Ye touched her chin, thinking about how to save her. He looked at the other two, both of whom looked at him expectantly, and he couldn't help but weigh his strength.
Because to be honest, he basically hasn't exorcised ghosts or anything like that, saying that he has a good talent for fighting, but he doesn't know anything about exorcism.
He neither understands the way of talismans, nor does he know any formations, and generally relies on his innate ability to contend with opponents.
In addition to herself, there is only one quiet woman left, a violent woman, and a sick girl, who not only has to fight with ghosts, but also protects the three daughters.
"Here, give you hot cocoa."
"Oh, thank you!"
Wu Ye took the cup in Wang Jingqiu's hand, and inside was a steaming cocoa drink. Although he didn't like to drink it, since it was someone else's kindness, of course he accepted it.
After Wu Ye took a sip, he felt that the taste was actually good. That's when a nice idea came to his mind.