In a dilemma, Shu Zilong gritted his teeth fiercely, anyway, he was dead, fight!

Shu Zilong slapped the dining table violently, closed his eyes and shouted, "I'm just good at this, don't you accept it?" There was silence around, and a passing teenager patted Shu Zilong's shoulder: "The predecessors are really the models of my generation!" Sister control is really king! Then the young man left silently, Shu Zilong wanted to explain, but ......

The mechanical voice sounded in my head: "Mission accomplished, please check the reward in time!" Shu Zilong smiled bitterly, as long as he didn't die!

But no one remembered that the young man just now had a blurry face, but everyone forgot about it, and they didn't think it was strange.

Lin Tianjiao nodded "with satisfaction", gritted her teeth and said, "Convinced!" Served! He then pulled out a small pistol from his purse.

That's right! Pistol!

The four are like frightened birds and beasts, the panic disperses, the scum must die, and the price of a small life is higher. The shopkeeper hurriedly hid from the stall and went into the back room to call the police. Shu Zilong's cold sweat flowed down again, and his hand hurriedly blocked it.

Bang!

A bullet hole appeared on the plastic stool under Shu Zilong's seat, emitting a stench of burning. And the bullet hole was between the two thighs, a few centimeters in front of the little friend.

What the hell?! This is the Celestial Empire! Don't tease me! Shu Zilong shuddered for a while.

Shu Xin also realized the seriousness of the matter, and quickly explained: "Big sister, I'm just joking!" Lin Tianjiao smiled warmly at Shu Xin: "Don't be afraid, I will save you, this kind of scum doesn't need to live!"

"Big sister! I'm just kidding, don't get excited! Shu Zilong hurriedly explained. Lin Tianjiao snorted coldly: "Scum! Suffer death! ”

Shu Zilong didn't wait for death, he violently rose up and restrained Lin Tianjiao, and Lin Tianjiao's pistol had already been withdrawn into the purse, and the scene suddenly became embarrassing.

Shu Zilong was pressing Lin Tianjiao on the table, maintaining a seductive posture, while the originally sleeping dragon also woke up.

Feeling the strangeness of her buttocks, Lin Tianjiao couldn't help but scold: "Bastard! What do you want! Shu Zilong hurriedly wanted to retreat, but when he thought that this big-chested woman had a gun in her hand, he hurriedly held it down.

In Shu Xin's perspective, it was Shu Zilong who pushed forward, his little face immediately turned red, and he lowered his head and pretended that nothing had happened.

Lin Tianjiao's clear eyes hidden under her sunglasses had a little more tears, she had never encountered such humiliation since she was a child.

Shu Zilong said embarrassedly: "You give me the gun first, and then I'll let go" Lin Tianjiao nodded tremblingly, and then handed the gun to Shu Zilong.

And then...... The police are coming!!

Armed police with loaded guns came, while a large group of policemen hid behind the armed police. In the Celestial Empire, owning a gun is a felony!

And the cute Shu Zilong is guilty of more than that, come and come! Let's list them all:

Abuse of underage girls

Attempted rape

Illegal gun possession

Buying tea eggs with an unknown amount of money......

Just think about it, you can know how serious it is, especially the last one, not to mention the abuse of underage girls, at most more than ten years in prison, attempted rape, at most a few more years, illegal possession of a gun, at most a lifetime, in summary, at most the death penalty.

But the last one! Heaven is intolerable! Where do you get the money for the tea eggs that the people of the mainland can't afford? I'm afraid that the EU can't afford to eat a few, how can you afford to eat? How can something so precious be eaten? What a waste......

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I think I'm a dignified seven-foot man, I didn't do anything wrong, I actually want to go to prison, and there is no Wang Fa!

Chirping! The door to the interrogation room opened, and two policemen appeared on the other side of the railing, one old and one young, and it was obvious that the division of labor was cooperative, one singing red face and the other white face.

The old man spoke first: "Young man, you went to prison at a young age, what did you do?" Shu Zilong was disgusted by this false tone and said, "You should know better than me!"

The young villain said fiercely: "Be respectful in your attitude!" Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting! "Routine! Confess leniently, sit through the bottom of the prison! Resist strictness and go home for the New Year! Shu Zilong sneered: "I didn't do anything!"

The old man also smiled: "Modern young people are really calm!" I'll take a look at what sin you've committed. ”

As he spoke, he took out a notebook and said: "Abuse of minors, attempted rape, illegal possession of guns, and the purchase of tea eggs with unknown sums of money...... It's the fucking bastard remember! ”

The little policeman on the side hurriedly reminded the old policeman to pay attention to his tone, and the old policeman coughed dryly and said, "Young man, what else do you have to explain?"

Shu Zilong explained: "I didn't abuse a minor, that's my sister, I didn't abuse her, you can also ask her." And the attempted rape and my illegal possession of a gun is a joke, it was the woman who forced me with a gun, and I was just defending myself. ”

The two policemen were speechless for a moment, and it was the first time that someone could shirk their responsibilities so much, so they had to send a small policeman to confirm it.

The old policeman suddenly said solemnly: "I have worked for 20 years, and it is the first time I have seen such a tricky young man as you."

Shu Zilong said very inelegantly: "Nose feces! (each other)" The old policeman smiled slightly, looking at Shu Zilong and going numb.

Not long after, the door of Shu Zilong's room opened, and the little policeman looked at Shu Zilong unhappily, untied the handcuffs for him, and said, "You can go!"

The old policeman looked at the little policeman suspiciously, and the little policeman pointed to it, meaning that there was someone above. The old policeman gritted his teeth and said, "These guys with a thirst for profit!"

Shu Zilong couldn't help but admire, although his brain is not good, he is still a good policeman with a sense of justice. Shu Zilong didn't want to explain anything, so he turned around and left, it's better to come to this kind of place less.

followed the little policeman through a few doors, and then came to the hall and saw Shu Xin with an anxious face, as well as Lin Tianjiao, who had unkind eyes beside her, and a large group of attentive single policemen.

Shu Xin breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Shu Zilong, and returned with a sincere smile: "Brother, you're fine!" Shu Zilong's original anger also disappeared with this smile.

I have to say that Shu Xin gives people the feeling that her name is as comfortable, although it is the 12th level civilization of that god horse, but Shu Xin is not the kind that is extremely beautiful (looking at the universe, the cute earth is playing at the same time), but the first impression is that the girl next door is cute, which makes people protect ** out.

Especially the female creatures with maternal outbursts are simply indescribable. So the lovely Shu Zilong was collapsed, and many later stories were also triggered by this.

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Call! ～

Shu Zilong sighed, just now he said that if he is not afraid, there will be ghosts, but fortunately he is calm enough, if he is nervous and says something wrong, he will die.

Shu Xin asked nervously, "Master, are you okay?" Shu Zilong shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's too scary!" Shu Xin was puzzled: "But my brother is not afraid?" Shu Zilong smiled mysteriously: "You don't understand this, this is called psychological suggestion, which was taught to me by one of my respected teachers, trying to fantasize about my best side and hide my shortcomings, so that I am impeccable in the hint."

Shu Xin shook her head and said, "Maybe I've thought about it too much, and I always feel that you have changed a person just now, very strange and familiar."

Hearing this, Shu Zilong was afraid for a while, don't do it in the future, what if you have a split personality.

In addition to being afraid, Shu Zilong remembered the reward of the pit daddy task - the newbie gift package! It sounds very awesome, and my heart can't help but feel hot.

But where is this? Shu Zilong had no idea which public security bureau he had been sent to by a large group of armed men, so he had to look around helplessly.

Tianhai City Public Security Bureau (indiscriminately, if there is a similarity, parallel only), how did you get to the city, it seems that there are dozens of miles of road to the rental house!

Shu Zilong pulled out his pants pocket, uh, where is my phone and wallet? Shu Zilong then remembered that his things had been taken away.

Looking back at the luxurious building, forget it, it's a big deal! In fact, it doesn't add up to 300 yuan, especially Shu Zilong's mobile phone that has been used for many years, and the brand is out of print.

Shu Xin asked with concern, "Brother, do you have any questions?" Shu Zilong sighed: "I don't have a penny on me now, I can't go back!"

Shu Xin thought about it with a small pout, and said, "It's not that there is no solution." Shu Zilong asked happily, "What's the way?" "As long as my brother activates the light brain of the system with energy, the system will be able to wirelessly connect to the network and surrounding signals." Shu Xin explained.

Why didn't you say it earlier, Shu Zilong definitely agreed, after Shu Xin asked for permission, her originally clear and black eyes flowed with some characters that did not belong to the earth, and after a few seconds, they returned to normal.

It's that simple? Shu Zilong thought that the earth's electronic signals would at least be in chaos, but he didn't expect it to be so easy.

As if seeing through Shu Zilong's thoughts, Shu Xin explained: "Don't underestimate the earth, after the networking just now, I found that the actual scientific and technological level of many countries has exceeded your imagination, and the system level has reached the level of level 1 optical brain, but the actual level of civilization is very low."

Eh, Shu Zilong was speechless, no wonder countries did not dare to go to war, in fact, the so-called nuclear bomb can destroy the earth is not absolute, even if the earth is ploughed with a nuclear bomb, the earth will not be destroyed, only human beings will be destroyed, and it is not difficult to intercept nuclear bombs.

What's so good about not being able to explode a forehead nuclear bomb on the ground? What is really terrible is the nuclear winter, and even if it is, according to the power of the government, it can still keep a small number of people through the ground with a whole circulatory system.

And the extermination of other people, leaving only themselves and their own race, is definitely something that some fanatical peoples have done, and other deep reasons are unknown, unless technology reaches the point where it is enough to affect the earth and affect the interests of those in power.

(Parallel planes, don't care)

After Shu Zilong complained, the science and technology of various countries are related to my bird, and it is the right way to go home quickly, and my brother's journey will be a sea of stars, so let these countries talk to each other.

(In Honkai, your worldview is about to be distorted.) Of course! Personal opinion, only for parallel planes. ）