Chapter 33: Creatures in Two Dimensions

"What are you two going to do?" The waiter handed each of them a menu. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What would you like to eat?" Mo Hui subconsciously took the menu and asked closely.

"Whatever, just look at it." The girl flipped through the menu and replied.

"Ladies first, ladies first!"

"I can eat anything, you can watch it."

Both of them are a little unaccustomed to this mode of communication, so they have to be pretending to be polite, and the humility of the two of them is endless, and the waiter next to them is Zhile, so he simply helps the two of them to make decisions.

"Come on, don't argue between the two of you, how about serving a pot of Biluochun to the two of you, and then two plates of dried fruits?"

Mo Hui was surprised by the waiter's understanding, and hurriedly thanked him, "Thank you so much!" ”

"This is the first time you've met, right?" The waiter saw that Mo Hui was very talkative, and asked by the way.

"yes, how do you know?"

"Hehe, in the past two days, people like you have basically come here for blind dates, and I've seen a lot."

Mo Hui couldn't help but smile embarrassedly, and when he looked up, the girl happened to look at it too, and both of them couldn't help laughing.

"You~~~ You're also in the imperial capital?" Mo Hui rarely took the initiative to ask, this should be regarded as his historic breakthrough, and he actually took the initiative to chat with a strange girl.

"Well, I heard you're too?"

"yes, what do you do?"

"Me, I'm an accountant. What about you? ”

"I'm a programmer, what company are you in?"

"We're a small company, with only about 30 people in total. What about you? ”

"Almost, our company is not big, and we are not famous, so I guess you haven't heard of it."

"What does your company do?"

"We're in foreign trade, what about you?"

"We are a software company, taking on projects and helping others develop software."

"Where do you live?"

Mo Hui rarely deals with girls, and girls are not talkative, so the conversation between the two turned into a series of questions and answers, Mo Hui didn't feel anything wrong here, and the girl on the other side was a little unhappy.

"Are you here to check your account?" The girl choked him.

"~~~Uh~~~" Mo Hui was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, and his face couldn't help but feel a little hot.

"It's been rumored that you program apes don't deal with girls, and it seems that the legend is true." People ~~ are all the same, subconsciously accustomed to bullying honest people, although the girl is not a sociable person, but when she encounters Mo Hui, this more tender, the girl unconsciously let go. The girl looked at the program ape and blushed, her forehead was sweaty, and she suddenly had a sense of superiority, and she actually had the heart to tease the program ape.

"~~~" As soon as the girl said this, Mo Hui didn't know how to answer.

"I'm curious, what do you apes do every day?" Everyone has a little devil in their hearts, and there seems to be a phantom waving a small fork behind the girl, constantly tempting her to flirt with this program ape.

"Go to work, write programs, eat, sleep." Mo thought about it for himself, and found that in addition to these points, it seems that there is really nothing missing, if there is, it is watching TV, but he has been busy with stock god 1.0 recently, and he hasn't watched TV for almost half a year.

"I'm asking you about your spare time, don't you tell me that you program apes don't have any spare time at all, do you?"

"In his spare time~~~" Mo Hui thought about it seriously, "~~~ Write programs at home." ”

"~~~" The girl looked like she was defeated by you.

"Then according to you, what are you doing alive? It's not interesting at all. ”

"It's interesting~~~" Mo Hui didn't feel pity at all.

"~~~" The girl was about to choke to death, and suddenly felt that the two of them were not creatures of the same world.

"You're here for a blind date today, right?" The girl asked angrily.

"Yes, yes."

"Since you're here on a blind date, as a man, you should be responsible for making girls happy, right?" The girl questioned him.

"~~~" Mo Hui is a little incomprehensible, what kind of logic is this, there is a bug in this statement, right?

"Look, since I'm here, you should have the obligation to make me happy, na~~~ Now give you a chance, you can tell me a joke, or an interesting story." The girl has a very generous, very considerate, very virtuous expression.

Mo thought for a moment, "I'm not good at telling jokes, I'll tell you a story." ”

"Okay, but the story must be exciting and interesting, otherwise the two of us will fail."

After hearing this, Mo Hui actually wanted to ask her, 'According to what you mean, the two of us have a play now, right?' But he wisely didn't ask.

Mo Hui usually doesn't read story books, he basically doesn't read novels, and he basically doesn't touch all kinds of online literature, of course he doesn't have stories in his head, but he can tell the truth.

Mo Hui made a choice, and finally told the story of Chu Xinjian and Zhang Ming to the girl as a story. Mo Hui's eloquence is average, but because it is a personal experience, all kinds of detailed details make up for the story and interest, making the whole story extremely vivid and vivid, in which all kinds of contradictions and entanglements, and various light and dark battles are fully reflected.

When Mo Hui finished speaking, the girl still looked like she was still reminiscent and unfinished, the girl reminisced for a long time, and finally said, "It turns out that you can still find a golden beetle son-in-law like this!" ”

"~~~" Mo Hui was scorched by thunder, and suddenly felt that the two of them were not creatures of the same world.

Isn't this story supposed to be educational? Shouldn't people be taught to be sincere in love, and marriages that go for money will not end happily? How did she get so inspired, is the thinking circuit of this woman's brain so different?

"Hey~~~" The girl interrupted Mo Hui's association, "What's the name of that nightclub?" Where is it? ”

Well???

Mo Hui suddenly became alert and asked her, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I think that nightclub looks so powerful, you said I was going there to get training, and if I studied it, could I also become a white-collar beauty?"

"~~~" This woman's brain is really abnormal, can't it be because of mental problems that she can't find a boyfriend all the time? Mo Hui sounded some kind of alarm bell in his heart, and the girl's gaze suddenly took on a certain scrutiny and suspicion, vigilance and pity.

"Hey~~~" The girl keenly noticed the change in Mo Hui, "What kind of eyes are you?" What do you mean? ”

"~~~ It's a nightclub!" Mo Hui was forced to ask without a trick.

"What's wrong with that? Is there a problem? ”

"Do you know what a nightclub is for?" Mo Hui was almost angry.

"Yes! What's wrong? ”

"You know, you know you still want to go?" Mo Hui feels that he is talking about chickens and ducks, and everyone is not a dimension at all.

"So what's the matter, can't I pay?" The girl also looked inexplicable, thinking that the program ape opposite had a brain problem, why did she talk so hard?