Chapter 104: Xiaoxian tells a story
After dinner, Zhang Wei found Zeng Xiaoxian, pulled him aside covertly, and asked, "Teacher Zeng, where did you buy your copy of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern"?" ”
""Ghost Blowing the Lamp"?" After recalling for a while, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei strangely and said with relief: "That book! I haven't had time to look yet, you see? If you want to read it, take it and read it, I haven't had time to read recently, just remember to give it back to me after reading, don't get dirty! This is a collector's edition. ”
Collector's Edition, it should be worth a lot of money, Zhang Wei smiled, and agreed: "No, no!" How could I get dirty?" paused, and then added, "But that book is so good!" I watched it all afternoon, and I haven't finished it yet, and it will take a while to return it to you, so don't want to go back when I haven't finished it! I won't pay you back. After speaking, he smiled again, turned to the bottom of the sofa and took out the "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" that had been hidden for a long time.
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened as he watched Zhang Wei's movements, his face full of disgust: "You actually put my book under the sofa!" ”
The cover of "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" was blown up by Zhang Wei, and Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly ran away.
At this time, Guan Gu and Tang Youyou walked into the living room, looked at the two of them curiously, and Tang Youyou said, "Teacher Zeng, what are you doing?" ”
"You ask Zhang Wei! He actually hid the book I lent him under the couch! It's all ash! I'll be watching it again! Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Zhang Wei, who had a blank face, and scolded angrily.
"Zhang Wei?" Tang Youyou walked over, curiously picked up "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" in Zhang Wei's hand, looked through it, and said, "Horror novels! Zhang Wei, you are a lawyer, you also look at this! ”
As he spoke, he turned sideways, covered it with one hand, put it close to Zhang Wei's ear, and whispered in Sichuan: "You don't know, Teacher Zeng is a Virgo!" After hearing this, Zhang Wei suddenly looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was standing aside, smiled understandingly, and raised his eyebrows at him.
Obviously, Zeng Xiaoxian also heard it, he pointed at the two of them with an angry face, and glared angrily: "What's wrong with Virgo!" Is it wrong to love cleanliness! You guys! "'You' for a long time, and shouted: "Zhang Wei! I won't borrow any books! Holding back his disgust, Zeng Xiaoxian snatched "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" in Tang Youyou's hand.
"Teacher Zeng, Brother Zeng~! You still have to broadcast live at night, you don't have time to watch it, you also said before that you would lend it to me, how can you regret it! Give it to me! As he spoke, Zhang Wei threw himself at the book in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.
Easily dodging, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "I'm going to open a new section tonight, "Xiaoxian Storytelling"!" How can you! I won't borrow you yet! Come and grab it! Grab it! Hahahaha~! With that, he quickly ran out.
Zhang Weiwei roared and chased after him: "Teacher Zeng! How can you be so shameless! For me! For the sake of your show, let my book go! ”
Guan Gu and Yoyo were left in the house, looking at all this with blank faces, looking at each other.
"What's wrong with them?" Fourth tone.
Tang Youyou shrugged her shoulders blankly, all this happened so fast that she hadn't even figured it out: "Is that book so good?" I think both of them are going crazy. ”
At this time, Lu Ziqiao walked in from outside the door with a bitten apple, and said curiously: "Guan Gu, what happened to Zhang Wei from Teacher Zeng?" I just saw the two of them hugging each other and lying in the corridor, it wouldn't be Mr. Zeng who put Zhang Wei there, the scene is good~~~~ intense! The picture is terrible! ”
(Fourth tone) "It seems that Mr. Zeng borrowed a book to Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei hid under the sofa and was discovered by Mr. Zeng, and then he stopped borrowing it, and that's the way it is." After speaking, Guan Gu turned his head to look at Tang Youyou: "Youyou, I'm right, right?" ”
Tang Youyou nodded and added solemnly: "A horror novel, Mr. Zeng also said that he would take it to the live broadcast, I suspect that there must be something wrong with it!" ”
"Horror novels?!" Repeating Tang Youyou's words, Lu Ziqiao thought for a while, and a conspiracy smile appeared on his face
"Welcome to listen to "Your Moon My Heart", a good man is me, I am ~! Zeng Xiaoxian! ”
"Under everyone's enthusiastic concern and strong request, from today onwards, the program will open a new section, "Xiaoxian Tells Stories", everyone will hear a paragraph by me original" Speaking of this, he paused and opened the "Ghost Blowing the Lamp" in his hand.
"Horror story!"
"Please hug your boyfriend or girlfriend around you, because my horror story is very scary~!"
"Let's enjoy it."
Inside the love apartment at this time
"Hurry up, hurry up! Teacher Zeng's program is about to start! ”
Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu, Tang Youyou, and Hu Yifei gathered together, and there was an old radio with a long antenna plugged in on the table, and Zeng Xiaoxian's program was playing inside.
Suddenly, the excited Lu Ziqiao felt that something was wrong, and slowly turned his head to look at Hu Yifei who was crowded beside Tang Youyou, and asked suspiciously, "Yifei?" What are you doing here?! ”
The excited Hu Yifei stared at the radio on the table and replied casually: "Zeng Xiaoxian has something to do, you don't call me!" Don't worry about it so much! It's already started! As soon as the words fell, everyone became excited, staring at the radio in front of them with bated breath.
"Tomb robbing is not sightseeing, not poetry, not painting and embroidery, not so elegant, so leisurely strolling, affectionate and silent, so heaven and earth. Tomb robbing is a technique, a technique for vandalism. As soon as the words came out, Zeng Xiaoxian knew that it was going to be bad, but this was a live broadcast, and he couldn't stop when he started, otherwise it would be a broadcast accident.
"When the ancient nobles built their tombs, they must have tried their best to prevent theft, so they did everything they could to set up all kinds of hidden weapons in the tombs."
All the people who listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's program were immediately attracted, this story seemed to be not bad, but I didn't expect this host who is usually only funny to have this talent.
The story progressed slowly, and the attracted listeners gradually brought themselves into it, and the surroundings were much colder, and those who turned on the air conditioner quickly turned off the air conditioner, and the rhythm of breathing was affected by Zeng Xiaoxian's voice.
Zeng Xiaoxian talked about many chapters, and he was also attracted to them, until his mouth was dry, and he realized that he had been talking for so long.
"Dear listeners and friends, today's "Xiaoxian Storytelling" is broadcast here, let's listen to a beautiful song and relax." As he spoke, he pressed the music play button.
With a long exhalation, Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the water glass next to him and took a sip, and then it was the time when my favorite listener called, I must not mess up again, otherwise, my life will be messed up, and Lisa will definitely kill me.
The song ended after a while, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly pushed the broadcast button, and said in a gentle voice: "A song is over, now let's answer the call from the first listener." ”
"Hey! A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian"
Before he finished speaking, a man's voice came from the opposite side, mixed with anger in the flatness: "Teacher Zeng?" I usually like to listen to your show the most, and I want to ask, why did you switch to a horror story tonight?! ”
I didn't hear that this person was asking for guilt, Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly: "This, mainly because I think my talent should not be buried in the late-night radio broadcast, so I want to share it with you." ”
"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you know what good deeds you did just now?!"
"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, I didn't do anything!
"It's just because listening to your horror stories is so fascinating! One of our brothers was in a car accident! He's been taken to the hospital now, and you're going to be negative."
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't hear it well, and quickly hung up the phone, although he knew why a car accident would happen when listening to horror stories, but the man's words were already very clear, if he listened to it, he would be responsible.
"This listener hung up the phone, this is an impolite behavior, everyone must not learn it!"
"Alright, now let's take the next listener's call." Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Judy opposite viciously, and received another phone call like this for me, and if it goes on like this, it will be in her hands sooner or later.
"Is it Teacher Zeng?"
"A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, does this listener have any stories to share with you?" Don't go wrong this time!!
"Teacher Zeng, I am your loyal listener, and I will listen to your radio on time every night." It's a woman's voice, and this time it should be right, loyal listeners.
"Thank you for your support, I will continue to work hard."
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian's voice fell, the woman opposite suddenly said sharply: "But! Teacher Zeng, I'm here to complain to you tonight, I was home alone every night, my husband was on a business trip, I would listen to your radio because I was lonely and bored, but after listening to your horror story tonight, I feel that my house is full of people, there are people under the bed, there are people in the bathroom, there are people in the closet, there are people outside the window, my house is on the twenty-sixth floor, and now I have run out, but I still feel that there is a person chasing me behind me, help!! ”
Zeng Xiaoxian was already sluggish when he heard it, and suddenly there was a murmur on the phone, followed by 'Tuo~!'
A lonely young woman chased by a ghost late at night? Wrong! I shouldn't have thought about this, this young woman is going to complain about me! That's!
"This listener obviously believes in feudal superstition too much, hehe, this story tells us to resolutely resist feudal superstition, and not let it continue to harm more people!"
"Alright, let's take the next call from the listener." Hurriedly gave Judy a look, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had been killed by her now, and Lisa would definitely talk to him tomorrow, break the jar and break it! He was physically and mentally exhausted, and he was weak to speak.
"This is "Your Moon, My Heart"
"Zeng Xiaoxian~~!"
Mentally shocked, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that this voice was very familiar, Hu! One! Phenanthrene!
"Hu Yifei? You're listening to my radio?! ”
"We're all here!" There was a roar from the other side of the headset, and Zeng Xiaoxian's eardrums hurt and he rolled his eyes.
"Teacher Zeng, I feel that this episode is the most exciting for you in so many episodes, the uncle in the car accident, the young woman who fled for his life, how did you do it? Okay! Lu Ziqiao's gloating voice came into the headset, which was mixed with Hu Yifei's laughter.
“”
"Teacher Zeng, hold on!" This is Tang Youyou
"Teacher Zeng, if you had lent me that book in the afternoon, it wouldn't have happened so much, do you want to thank me?" Zhang Wei is still snickering?!
At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little dizzy, abandoned by the whole world, and threw himself on the table with grief and indignation.
O God! I'm not alive anymore! Let me die!