Volume 2: Confluence Chapter 120 Flying to the Heavens
"Sister Bilian, Sister Mei Niang, the little monk has made some delicious food for you, come and taste it. Back at home, Xu Shilin was cute and ingenious, and with his cute appearance, he was once again accepted by Li Bilian and Hu Meiniang and kept at home.
"Don't always run to the kitchen, although you are still young, but when you grow up, you must be a manly husband, you must study and be a gentleman, what is the matter if you always run to the kitchen. Li Bilian grabbed Xu Shilin's ears and lifted him to his lap; "I'll test you, if you can't answer, you're not allowed to eat, so I'll memorize the Analects first." ”
"Sister Bilian, let's eat first!" Xu Shilin sneered, he didn't love this thing, and the ghost would carry it.
"When you are as old as you, you have already read the Four Books and Five Classics, and have become a well-known prodigy, who knows everything about poetry and songs, and was admitted to Xiucai at the age of thirteen, the head of high school, and was called the first talent in Suzhou and Hangzhou by his classmates. Saying that, Li Bilian rubbed Xu Shilin's face,
"Look at you again, you are also six or seven years old, and you still can't even memorize the Analects, saying that you are a little monk, but you can't even memorize half of the Buddhist scriptures. I love to be greedy!" Li Bilian shook her head, and skillfully presented a bowl of rice to the lord's seat first:
"Husband, it's time to eat! Our family now has one more person, a little monk, who looks like you when you were a child, but not as studious and smart as you were when you were a child. It's a greedy little guy. ”
"Sister, in another month, the imperial court will hold an examination, and talents from all over the country will take the top exam, I think that one of my husband's biggest wishes before his death is to be able to be the champion in high school, glorify his ancestors, or ......" Hu Meiniang bit her lip: "I am proficient in the method of change, or I will become a lifter, take my husband's tablet into a tribute courtyard, and fulfill a dream before his death." ”
"No, sister, but the thousand-year-old way, although the dynasty can't help but participate in the exam, but after all, you have to take the exam in advance, raise your fame, step by step, the law of change can hide ordinary people, but it can't stop the eyes of the mighty. Li Bilian shook her head: "It's also to blame our sisters for being talentless, they took the exam twice, but they didn't even get a show of talent." It doesn't matter if you lift people. ”
"If you don't study, you will never know how amazing your husband is. The thirteen-year-old head of the case, the talent of Suzhou and Hangzhou, at that time, was enough for us to chase for a lifetime. ”
"Originally, with my sister's cultivation, I could still participate in the martial arts, but in that battle, I injured my body and missed the triennial martial arts selection. This is fate! I really want to be the champion in the exam, and let my husband taste the dragon tooth rice. Li Bilian wiped the corners of her eyes and said with a smile: "There are children here, let's eat!"
Xu Shilin silently picked up the meal, his love was too deep, and he couldn't bear it.
"Sister Bilian, Sister Mei Niang, I'm going back to the capital to find Master. After pulling out the meal, Xu Shilin whispered, "You two have to take care of yourself, Brother Xu Shilin's cultivation is earth-shattering, and it is difficult to die if he wants to die with rough skin and thick flesh, and he will definitely come back after winning the exam." ”
"Little monk, I don't even use the right words, I still have to pretend to be an adult and comfort people!" Reaching out and rubbing Xu Shilin Guangyou's head, Li Bilian adjusted her mood.
"You go back to the capital alone, all the way to the capital, my sister is not at ease, I will find Brother Xiong, and he will escort you all the way. ”
"That's fine!"
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Sitting on the foot of Xiong Kaishan's big sole flying magic weapon, Xu Shilin played with Qin Honghai in his hand, and pinched the little guy Zira screamed.
"You little thing is the flesh that fell from me after all, since you are already stupid after the sky thunders, it is not right to call you Qin Honghai again, it is still my surname, surname Xu, look at your round, just name Zhu!"
"This little monk is so good, and he can give birth to children by himself...... He looks exactly like him!" The bear who was squatting on his toes widened his eyes and whispered, "I tried, but I could only give birth to!"
"The king said that he can't do anything except give birth to a child, and this little monk is even more powerful than the king!" Xiong Er exclaimed:
"Phew, stupid second child, don't learn and don't know, only mothers can give birth? This little monk is clearly a mother!" Xiong San whispered: "I always thought he was a man! ”
"He's a gentleman! I heard the king once call him Brother Xu, brother, isn't it a gentleman!" Xiong Si'er whispered: "The king must be right, this little bald donkey is a master." ”
"The king said that gentlemen can't have children, and it's mothers who give birth!"
"It's a gentleman!"
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"Gentlemen!"
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"Gentlemen!"
"What's the noise, the king is controlling the magic weapon on his heels, no one is stopping our brother, let's go over and pick up his pants, don't you know?" Xiong Da glanced up secretly and muttered: "Let's see if he has any birds, don't you know." ”
"Big brother is wise!"
"Big Brother Wisdom!"
"Big brother has brains!"
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A moment later, behind a large sole-soled flying magic weapon flying in the sky was held a long rope, with six knots tied to it, and each knot was tied to a person, only one foot and neck, and it roared and flew in the wind.
"Big brother, you have no brains, fool, traitor, you don't beat the little bald donkey, beat me!" Xiong Er, who had a blue nose and swollen face, burst into tears, and shouted, and made an appointment to beat the little monk's stuffy stick together, but just as he got closer, Xiong Da Er smashed a stick on his face without saying a word.
"The third, the fifth, you two are so stupid, we are beating the little monks, what are you two beating me for!~~" Xiong Si was beaten fat, just approached, and before he could do anything, the third and fifth men around him joined hands to beat it, and his whole body was swollen directly.
"Big brother, you and the third and fifth children have rebelled, we don't believe you anymore, you just want to beat me, this little bald man, it must be a master!
"King, help, I'm afraid of heights!"
"I didn't rebel, I didn't mean to, that kid is too evil, I haven't done it yet, I can't control myself completely, and I gave you a stick by hand, and I didn't mean to. ”
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"What kind of method is this, how can you control their bodies without them noticing?" Xiong Kaishan, who was sitting on his heels and concentrating on controlling the magic weapon to fly, his pupils shrunk, and he thought to himself. His six subordinates are not ordinary people, even Jin Dan is a good player, and he can fight up and down.
In Xu Shilin's hands, he didn't even have the slightest power to resist, from beginning to end, Xu Shilin didn't do half a move, but these six fools beat each other, tied each other with ropes after they were tired, and honestly jumped off the flying magic weapon and flew a kite for themselves.