In the thatched house, Fan Zhongju boiled water to make tea, and talked and laughed with Bai Suzhen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiao Qing sat aside with a straight face, looking at Fan Zhongju's eyes full of unkindness, and his teeth creaked.

After a while, Fan Zhongju also noticed that this little young girl who didn't speak seemed to have some opinions about him.

Fan Zhongju's heart was full of puzzlement, so he could only pour a cup of hot tea and said flatteringly: "Little young girl, drink a cup of hot tea." ”

"Don't drink..."

Xiaoqing didn't give this face at all, twisted his head to the side, and said coldly: "I'm hungry, come some almond cake with the fragrance of rice flowers, let me pad my stomach first." ”

"This..."

The almond cake with the fragrance of rice flowers is only eaten by large families, and Fan Zhongju has no rice or firewood at home, let alone almond cake, and there is no miscellaneous cake.

But saying no, Fan Zhongju was afraid that others would laugh at him and damage his image. He is a face-loving person, and now that he is beautiful, this face must not be lost.

After being speechless for a while, Fan Zhongju was so anxious that he thought of countermeasures.

Bai Suzhen only glanced at it, and knew Fan Zhongju's difficulties, so she pulled Xiaoqing's sleeve and whispered: "Xiaoqing, don't make trouble, if you make trouble again, you can go back by yourself." ”

"Sister!" Xiaoqing looked at Bai Suzhen in disbelief, and found that her sister looked cold and didn't mean to joke.

It seems that if she continues to make trouble, Bai Suzhen really wants to let her go back, and there is no room for maneuver at all.

Looking at Bai Suzhen's eyes quietly, Xiaoqing only felt chills all over her body.

The two sisters have been together for more than 500 years, and for the sake of a man they just met, the elder sister actually blames herself, which makes Xiaoqing unable to figure it out.

"Man, is it that good for men? Zhang Yulian is like this, Liu Er is like this, and my sister is like this, why can't I understand what is good about men? Xiaoqing's heart was full of grievances, and she couldn't wait to show her original form and directly scare Fan Zhongju to death.

Fan Zhongju didn't know this, and after walking around the house a few times, he finally thought of a countermeasure: "Yes, you wait for me, I'll go find food for you." ”

For every rich person, there are several poor relatives.

On the other hand, the poor do not look at the poor, but also the rich relatives.

Although Fan Zhongju is poor, he can do this one-third of an acre of land in the reed shop, and there is really a second uncle who is a rich family.

Of course, the wealth in this has to be put in quotation marks.

If you were really rich and rich, you wouldn't have been able to stay in the reed shop and move into the city to enjoy your fortune.

"The second uncle's family is a butcher in ten miles and eight townships, and the family is full of fat. I'm just giving up this face today, and I have to get some oil and water back, so I can't stop seeing the meat! Fan Zhongju thought so, and planned to go to his second uncle's house.

As a result, before he could get ready to go out, there was a knock on his door.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Open the door, you little brute who has lost your conscience, why don't you hurry up and open the door for your second uncle!"

"Second uncle!"

As soon as he heard the sound outside, Fan Zhongju was stunned.

Quickly took two steps to open the door, only to see a dwarf standing outside the door with a height of one meter and two meters and a dark face.

"You brute, I heard from the people of the village that you have returned from a trip today. Why don't you come to see your second uncle first, and wait for your second uncle to come to see you? The dwarf pushed Fan Zhongju away, carried the pig's large intestine with his left hand and went into the water with the pig, and he was about to go inside.

Fan Zhongju hurriedly stopped, there were still Bai Suzhen sisters sitting inside, how could the second uncle break in like this: "Second uncle, there are people inside, you..."

"What, there's someone inside, and you won't let me in?" The dwarf stopped abruptly and looked directly at Fan Zhongju.

The dwarf was born to kill pigs, don't look at the height of only one meter two, but he looks five big and three thick.

Thinking of the second uncle's violent temper on weekdays, Fan Zhongju suddenly felt a little weak in his legs, and he couldn't speak: "Second, second uncle, listen to me!" ”

"you!" Because of his lack of height, the dwarf only threw out the slap after jumping up.

"Smack!"

The slap slapped Fan Zhongju in the face, and Fan Zhongju was dizzy, and he sat on the ground unsteadily.

slapped his nephew to the ground, and the dwarf breathed a sigh of relief, and said scoldingly: "You little brute, you just got a show of fame, what can it be!" When you meet the dung pickers, the flat-headed people who farm the land, and the talented man who pretends to be you, it is still two points to look at. In our industry, you are not a little showman, and you dare to set up a score with me! ”

It's true that dwarfs kill pigs and sell meat, but in this world, they are really half-decent people.

In the past, walking through the streets and alleys, dwarfs killed pigs for Xiucai, and they didn't eat and take cards as they wanted, and they looked down on this poor nephew who couldn't eat.

"Second uncle, it's really not, it's really not! You are my dear elder, how dare I play with you, you misunderstood me! Half of Fan Zhongju's face was swollen, and his speech was slurred.

In fact, it is good to show off your talent and fame in the countryside. But this second uncle is different, he is a man himself, and he is his closest elder, and he can be regarded as having seen the world when he walks the streets and alleys. In front of him, a talent who can't eat is really useless. On the contrary, if a filial piety hat is pressed down, it can bend the backbone of Fan Zhongju, not to mention the conquest by force.

"You leper dog, my sister gave birth to you, and she has reached the mold of eight lifetimes!" The dwarf shook his head and sighed, and walked towards the house.

When they arrived at the house, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing sat together, just looking up.

When the dwarf saw the two beauties, he was stunned for a moment, and he was a little confused.

"You, what's wrong with your face?" Fan Zhongju came in after him, his face was red and swollen, and Bai Suzhen was distressed when he saw it.

Fan Zhongju didn't dare to squeak in pain, so he let Bai Suzhen bring water, dip it in a towel and apply it to his face.

"Fan Zhongju, you won't let this three-inch Ding beat you, right?" Seeing that after Fan Zhongju was injured, his sister went to take care of him, Xiaoqing also forgot Bai Suzhen's warning, and said with some schadenfreude.

Hearing this, Fan Zhong lowered his head, and there was nothing to do if he was resentful.

On the contrary, it was the dwarf himself, who was more combative, patted his chest and exclaimed: "You girl's family, what's wrong with the three inches?" I'm three inches of gas to use everything, who dares to underestimate me! ”

"Poof..."Xiaoqing burst out laughing, she was more aimed at Fan Zhongju, and she had a natural affection for this dwarf second uncle who beat people.

Therefore, hearing the dwarf's bold words, Xiaoqing's eyes turned slightly, and he picked up the topic and said: "Then what are you doing in Fan Zhongju, it can't be for no reason!" ”

"I hit him because he deserved to. This unfilial beast has been gone for several days, completely forgetting the old lady at home, and really thinking that he has jumped out of the stone! ”

The dwarf didn't save any face, put the pig in his hand into the water, the pig's intestine and other things on the table, and asked: "Unfilial beast, why is your wife not here, and where did you hide her?" ”

Hearing this, Xiao Qing's eyes lit up, and Bai Suzhen frowned slightly.

Fan Zhongju covered his face, with a faint hatred in his eyes, and he couldn't wait to rush up with a knife and directly chop this second uncle into meat sauce.

"Say, you're dead?" The dwarf screamed and slammed it on the table.

Fan Zhongju trembled with fright, the hatred in his eyes quickly dissipated, and he was sure that he was still a scholar who bullied the weak and was afraid of the hard.

"I, I..."

"Dacheng, are you here?"

Without waiting for Fan Zhongju to explain clearly, with a trembling voice, the old woman walked over on crutches.

Seeing the old woman coming, Fan Zhongju was like a mourning woman, while the dwarf was surprised and said, "Eldest sister, I haven't seen you for a few days, what's wrong with your eyes?" ”

"Dacheng, I haven't eaten for three days, my hungry eyes are dazzled, and I can't see the road clearly."

The old woman opened her mouth tremblingly, and the dwarf who said it was furious: "What, didn't I bring a few buckets of rice some time ago?" Counting the days, it is enough to persist for half a month, how can you not eat for three days? ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone present turned around and looked at Fan Zhongju, who was silent.

Fan Zhong lowered his head and was silent without saying a word.

The dwarf took a few deep breaths, rolled up his sleeves and walked up, scolding: "You brute, I said how you have money, go on an outing with others!" Say, did you take out the rice and noodles at home and exchange them for money, and fooled around with fox friends and dog friends? ”

Seeing the dwarf coming, Fan Zhongju shrank back and became a stuffy gourd.

Bai Suzhen's eyes were full of disbelief, and Fan Zhong in front of him was like two people when he met. She couldn't believe that such a disloyal and unfilial person actually won her favor and made her think that she had met a lover.

"Fan Zhongju, didn't you tell me that that person was your aunt?" Bai Suzhen was disheartened, and her glass heart had been shattered.

Fan Zhongyan lowered his head, didn't dare to look at Bai Suzhen's eyes, and muttered; "We have a habit of calling our mothers aunts, so it's easier to raise our children. I'm an old man, and I've been screaming from my aunt since I was a child, I didn't lie to you! ”

Bai Suzhen only felt dizzy in her head, and her heart was cool and cold.

Xiaoqing walked up worriedly, held her sister's arm, and said softly: "Sister, you still have me!" ”

"Xiaoqing, let's go, I don't want to stay here for a minute, I'm really blind!" Grabbing Xiaoqing's hand, Bai Suzhen's face turned pale.

Fan Zhong's eyes were slack, and he quickly stopped in front of the door, and begged: "Miss Bai, I really like you, you give me a chance!" ”

"Get out of here!" Xiaoqing flew up and put a kick on Fan Zhongju's body, kicking him to a.

The two sisters supported each other and left this sad place.

No one noticed that the second dwarf uncle standing in the back looked at everyone's backs, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Don't look, the lovebirds have flown away."

"Why is this voice different from the second uncle?"

Fan Zhongju turned his head stupidly, only to see the second uncle laughing and laughing: "Who is your second uncle, look at who I am!" ”

... Swish...

Shaking his body, the dwarf's appearance changed greatly in an instant, and he became Wu Ming's appearance.

Fan Zhongju was dumbfounded, and just as he wanted to say something, Wu Ming picked up the pig's intestine on the table and threw it over: "I still want to pursue Bai Suzhen, eat!" ”

The large intestine of the pig, which had not been washed, with a pungent smell, was pasted on Fan Zhongju's face.

Wu Ming walked out of the door with a smile, and said without looking back: "Old lady, go find your brother, he will let you spend your old age in peace." As for this son, you treat him as dead, and I won't be wrong when I scold him for being a brute! (To be continued.) )