354 - Vocation
As soon as I finished asking, Bai Long's face suddenly turned red, and he hesitated and said, "No." ”
"None? So what are you doing for so long? ”
"I ...... I turned around a few public toilets, but I was embarrassed to ......" Bai Long's face turned redder as he spoke.
Mao Daochang asked him to find the boy to urinate, after all, Brother Monkey was not around. And the best way is to force out the people who are parasitic on the proprietress with the urine of the child, otherwise, I am afraid that we will have to kill the proprietress of this restaurant together......
Although I pressed my hands on the man's head, the fallen people still struggled uneasily, and tried to jump up and flee several times.
Of course, Bai Long was also anxious when he saw it, and after being stunned for a while, he suddenly lowered his head with a red face and began to take off his pants......
"You, what are you going to do?"
"What do you think I'm going to do?"
Bai Long said with an embarrassed face: "I carried a mineral water bottle around the area, but I saw a child peeing, but you can't let me just take the bottle and pick it up, right?" That's not considered a pervert...... It's really inconvenient for the monkey to be there......"
After sighing again, the white dragon gritted his teeth again and said, "Forget it, I can't pull my face down to do that kind of thing." I'll do it myself, you, you press the ......"
As he spoke, the white dragon aimed at the head of the fallen man and was about to urinate, so frightened that I quickly ducked back, grinning and saying with disgust: "You wait a while, you are like this, don't you suffer with me?" ”
At this time, the third brother had already run out of the room, swept this way, and suddenly roared: "Why haven't you done it yet?" After covering it, the proprietress is about to die......"
Sure enough, at this time, I saw that the struggle of the head I was holding was much smaller......
But when I saw that I was more embarrassed than the other face to face with Bailong, the third brother was anxious, rushed out of the door and ran this way, and roared angrily when he ran over: "Little pony, when are you still dirty?" Fuck off, I'll press ......"
As he spoke, the third brother had already rushed behind me, pushed me away, and pressed down on the head of the person on the ground. But as soon as my hands were released, the head immediately stared into the air, and the third brother was shocked, and while pressing his hand over, he hurriedly shouted at the white dragon: "Pee quickly!" To run! ”
At the critical juncture, the white dragon couldn't care about any face, as soon as the dantian was forced, the yellow dragon flew out of the sea and flew towards the head, but who would have thought that in the end it was still a step too late, and the moment the head flew up from between the arms of the third brother, the third brother planted his head towards the yellow dragon, and a warm current suddenly hit the third brother's face, and he washed his face......
All three of us froze for a moment, and by this time the head had already flown down the hallway towards the exit, before we could recover our senses. Already flying to the end of the corridor.
Seeing that the situation was not good, we stood up and chased after it, but obviously we couldn't catch up, but at this moment. I saw that a petite figure had suddenly burst out from the end of the corridor, and the head was floating in front of her to be blocked, and the face of the fallen head also showed a trace of panic, and at this time, I saw that the petite figure had jumped up in the air, and then a flying kick hit the head, and the round head instantly flew towards us like a football that pounced on the goal......
I hurriedly grabbed the human head, crouched down and handed it to the white dragon. He exclaimed to the white dragon, who hadn't lifted his pants yet, "Quick! Moisten it! ”
"Nope!" The white dragon roared with a red face.
I said to myself, this is bad, there are only bits and pieces of water scattered on the ground, what is enough?
And at this time, I heard the voice of the third brother behind me: "Woo! Woooooo ”
When I looked back, I saw that the third brother was puffing out of his mouth, as if he was holding something, and at this time he had snatched the head of the person from my hand, took a deep breath and sprayed it violently at the head, and with a 'plop' sound, a mouthful of yellow soup had been sprayed on the face of the fallen head......
For a while, I heard the ghost screams of the people of Luotou, and the head began to tremble violently in the hands of the third brother, and in the blink of an eye, a ghost shadow like a distorted human face had gradually risen from the position of the human head halo door, and the white dragon was quick to see the ghost flying out, holding his pants in one hand and the other hand had taken out a yellow paper talisman and pasted it towards the ghost, and immediately heard the ghost start to cry wolf, and then burned into a ball of ashes with a 'whew'......
"The ...... Is it the people who are falling? ”
Bai Long nodded, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, and at this time, Xiao Ru had already walked over humming a song, and was still handcuffed.
I hurriedly asked, "Xiaoru, you, you're a prisoner, who let you out?" ”
"The old lady herself is happy." Xiao Ru pursed her lips and laughed evilly.
"But didn't she keep watching over you, what about it?"
"I was worried that you three wastes wouldn't be able to do anything, so I wanted to come out and take a look, but it wouldn't let me, I kicked and cried, and now I'm still hiding in the car and crying......"
“……”
Although Xiao Ru's attitude as a prisoner is simply too arrogant, but after listening to her words, my heart is still warm, and then look at Bai Long, who has secretly run to the side to tie his pants, and he didn't dare to look at Xiao Ru, obviously embarrassed.
At this time, I heard the third brother's voice say from the side: "Don't you be busy making love first?" What the hell is going to do with this? ”
As he spoke, he raised the head in his hand that had quieted down, and when I looked closely, the nose of the head no longer trembled, as if it had lost its breath, and my heart said that this was terrible...... There is garbage.
Bai Long hurriedly walked over and said: "When Daochang Mao was leaving, he said that after killing the head people, the head must be put back into the body as soon as possible, otherwise the person will ......die."
"Mom!"
The third brother screamed in fright, hugged the head and hurriedly ran to the room, untied the quilt and saw that the ups and downs of the chest on the body were already very weak.
The third brother didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly put the head back on his body carefully.
When the neck and the human head were just put together, there was still no improvement, and after almost a quarter of an hour, the proprietress began to fan slightly again, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw it, and the heart that had already mentioned the throat and eyes sank instantly......
At this time, the third brother asked again: "Pony, what should we do next?" ”
"What else can I do, while she and the other guests are not awake, let's leave first......"
"Just leave?"
When he heard this, the third brother was stunned, and asked again: "But she still wronged you for being a stinky hooligan, and now that you have saved her, don't you explain to her?" ”
"Explain? Hehe, it's not necessary. ”
I pursed my lips and said, "Didn't Daochang Mao say that the person who was parasitized by the fallen people has no memory at night, she doesn't know what she has done at all, she was completely used by the onmyoji outside, can you explain it clearly?" ”
"But...... But after all, I have to let her say thank you, right? ”
When the third brother spoke, I had already walked to the door, and I turned around and smiled and said, "Third brother, it is our duty to eliminate demons and defend the way, what about selling fame and reputation?" ”
As I spoke, I carried Xiao Shun, who was fixed by the white dragon with a talisman, and the third brother and the white dragon also hurriedly helped clean up in the corridor, and after cleaning up the blood stains and unknown yellow liquid on the ground, they followed Xiao Ru and the two of us out of the store......
This matter, even if it is over, how can the proprietress not find Xiaoshun after getting up the next morning, how to call the police for help, etc., there is no need to say more, in short, she is now able to run her own small restaurant normally, and we are at ease.
After finding a rope to tie the little shun, we drove on the road all night, after all, we had been delayed here for a whole day and a night, and there was no time for further delay......
On the way, I first beat that Xiaoshun in the car, and then took out the third brother's underwear that was blocked in his mouth, and asked with a rogue look: "Boy, do you know why I beat you?" ”
Xiao Shun, who was already blue and swollen, shook his head like a rattle, and then choked up and said, "I don't know why you hit me, but I will say whatever you ask, please, please stop beating ......"
As soon as I heard this, it seemed that the beating had worked, so I got straight to the point and asked, "Say, Takenaka Massajiro suddenly returned to Middle-earth, what is the conspiracy?" ”