Chapter 553: Teach you to be a ghost in minutes
"Are you ready?"
Uncle Nine asked Lu Chun. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"No problem, master."
"Alright, I'll ask the ghost to come up now."
After Uncle Nine finished speaking, he jumped to the end of the living room, pinched the magic trick in his hand, and stomped on the ground, and a strange internal energy fluctuation rushed straight to the ground......
Suddenly, the lights in the room of the original two trips turned into a cold fluorescent color, and the surrounding air was also very low by more than ten degrees, and the exhaled air was full of white mist, and a square black hole appeared in the center of the living room, four ghosts, wearing two black and two white paper clothes and paper hats, holding a crying stick, their faces were as white as paper, and their cheeks had two big red round blushes, all of them expressionless, giving people the feeling that they were like the kind of paper people burned to the dead in the paper shop, which looked extremely cautious.
Uncle Nine had already told Lu Chun before that they were the ghosts of the underworld.
The movements of the four ghosts were extremely unified, they moved their heads left and right, and looked at Lu Chun and Qiusheng Wencai in the room, and then their eyes fell on Uncle Nine, of course they could sense who invited them to come up, and they had dealt with Uncle Nine more than once.
Uncle Nine made a gesture of invitation to the ghosts.
The ghosts didn't speak, but sat in a row on the sofa prepared for them - black and white.
"Gurgling, cracking, cracking......"
After taking their seats, the ghosts spoke, and it seemed that the shelves were still upright.
"I'm ...... this time"
As soon as Uncle Nine spoke, Fa noticed that something was wrong, walked to Lu Chun and sat down, picked up some small earthy yellow balls placed on a plate in front of him, and put them in his mouth several times, it seemed that he wanted to eat it, but this thing seemed to be very difficult to eat.
Qiusheng looked entangled and asked, "Senior brother, what is this?" Is it so unpalatable? ”
Lu Chun said: "You will know soon after you try it." ”
Seeing that the master was about to stuff the mud pill into his mouth, Lu Chun grabbed the master's wrist and said, "Master, there is no need for this." ”
The four ghosts almost brushed together to look at Lu Chun, and they didn't know what to say.
Lu Chun got up and said to the four ghosts: "Four, in fact, this time I want to invite you to come up, and I want to ask the four to help me find the soul of an old friend in the underworld." ”
The four ghosts suddenly stood up, stretched out their fingers and brushed at Lu Chun, looking extremely dissatisfied with Lu Chun's interjection.
Uncle Nine pressed his hand, let the ghosts calm down for a while, and said to Lu Chun: "If you don't chew the soil and talk to them, they won't understand at all, don't worry about it, let me talk to them." ”
It turned out that Uncle Nine was going to eat mud pills before, no wonder he looked hard to eat.
Lu Chun said: "Master, we haven't been ghosts, and it's natural that we can't talk nonsense, but haven't they ever been human?" Can't you even understand people's words, can't you speak? I think they are clearly deliberately trying to embarrass us, and we can't get used to this. ”
Qiusheng coaxed on the side: "Yes, you can't get used to them." ”
"Ahh......h
The four ghosts were obviously angry, and the temperature in the whole room became even colder, pointing to Lu Chun is incomprehensible nonsense.
As soon as these four came up, Lu Chun saw their strength, in the early days of foundation building, Lu Chun didn't know how much garbage he was going to die with a sneeze, and he was pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here, isn't this an old birthday star eating arsenic - is he tired of being tired?
"Put your claws away for me, who's going to tell me to try it again?"
Lu Chun's aura was constricted before, and he was no different from ordinary people, but his eyes were glaring, it was also terrifying, you know, he had slaughtered several "gods", how could he put a few little ghosts in his eyes.
Let my master eat puree?
You TM eat yourself!
The four ghosts were startled by Lu Chun's eyes, and after coming back to their senses, they felt a big loss of face, and they snorted a few times at Uncle Jiu, and were about to open the teleportation "elevator" to leave, but the "black hole" under the feet of the four people had just appeared, and only a crisp snapping of fingers sounded, and the black hole under the feet of the ghost cha collapsed.
The four ghosts were shocked, and looked at Lu Chun with wide eyes, unable to believe what had happened, this person was able to prevent himself and the others from returning to the underworld.
Lu Dao: "What do you see?" If you're willing to talk, let's talk; If you don't want to talk, you can say something, and I promise to teach you how to be a ghost in a minute. ”
Dare to threaten the ghost?
This is really the first time these four ghosts have encountered in hundreds of years, you know, they have seen mortals with high strength, but it is the first time that they are so arrogant, and the four ghosts who are angry and embarrassed screamed, holding a mourning stick like Lu Chun rushed over.
Lu Chun nodded slightly, since these four ghosts had made a choice, he was not welcome.
Of course, Lu Chun had never been polite to these ghosts from the beginning.
The four ghosts attacked synchronously, the two white-clothed ghosts attacked Lu Chun's upper plate, and the two black-clothed ghosts attacked his lower plate, which was extremely tacit.
However, what they had to face was Lu Chun, if it weren't for the usefulness of these four guys, Lu Chun would be able to shake their souls away even with a cold snort. With a seemingly random pull, the mourning sticks in the hands of the two ghosts who attacked him on the plate had already reached Lu Chun's hands, and he quickly kicked out two kicks under his feet, and the two mourning squads that attacked him on the plate were also kicked away.
Although the two ghosts who were robbed of the weeping funeral class were surprised that Lu Chun's mortal body dared to directly grab their mortal weapons with their hands, but the guy who ate was robbed must have to be snatched back, otherwise he would lose the guy, and he would not be able to explain to the boss when he went back to the underworld.
But with the ability of these two guys, how can they snatch things from Lu Chun's hands, in exchange for Lu Chun's beating with a stick.
Although the underworld has also considered that the ghost's weapon was snatched by the ghost and then hurt the ghost, and imposed a ban on the weapon, but this stick still hurts very much on the body.
The two ghosts were beaten and scurried, but no matter where they fled, Lu Chun would appear in front of them and beat them up.
All this happened between the lightning and flint, and the other two ghosts who were kicked away wanted to take back the mourning sticks first, but as soon as they stretched out their hands, they grabbed them empty, and their mourning sticks were also ingested by Lu Chun, holding two in each hand, and glanced at them coldly.
These two ghosts were almost shocked, and sure enough, the next moment there was a sharp pain behind their backs, and Lu Chun had already done something to them.
For a while, the ghost cried wolf howl non-stop. Qiusheng and Wencai were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and applauded on the side.
Qiusheng stabbed Wencai with his arm and asked, "Wencai, why don't we try it too?" ”
Wencai: "Beat the ghost? ”
Qiusheng: "Yes! ”
Wen Cai showed an expression of great interest: "Okay, okay." ”
Qiusheng nodded: "Senior brother, let's beat it too, I've caught so many ghosts, but I haven't beaten a ghost yet!" ”
Lu Chun nodded and said, "Okay." ”
The light in his hand flashed, sealing the evil qi of the mourning stick in his hand, throwing it to Qiusheng and Wencai, and kicking the two ghosts with a back.