Chapter 5 Li Dalang who does not play cards according to the routine

"Now I'm going to ......"

Seeing Li Dalang selling cuteness, Yun Mozi lowered his voice and said in a low voice, "Brother Li is a pervert, once he sells cuteness, it means that the abusive emotions in his heart have arisen." Be careful, he's particularly black-bellied. ”

I nodded subconsciously, but at this moment. That Li Dalang suddenly shouted loudly: "No whispering!" ”

Suddenly, a flying sword rushed towards us, and before I could react, I saw the flying sword stabbed into Yun Mozi's shoulder, nailing him to the seat, and the flying sword burst out of the back of the seat, causing the contestants behind me to let out a scream.

I stupidly watched as Yun Mozi was nailed to the seat, and Li Dalang walked over with a sinister smile on his face. He touched Yun Mozi's face and smiled, "Did you cheat?" ”

"Nope! Not really! Yun Mozi endured the pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Li, you know me, I don't need to cheat at all!" ”

Li Dalang smiled and said, "Then don't whisper and let you continue the exam." You may see as if I am punishing you, but I am not. It's that I know you're too young to lie on your stomach, and that's not good for your spine. Mozi, Brother Li's love for you. Do you feel it? ”

Yun Mozi trembled in pain, and he whispered, "Sense...... I felt it. Brother Li's love for me has been felt from the outside to the inside, and I have even been moved by the pain in my body. ”

"That's good." Li Dalang sneered.

The audience was already frightened, and I was even more dumbfounded: Yun Mozi is a new star in Tsing Yimen, but Li Dalang dared to poison him, it was too terrifying.

And Li Dalang walked to the front, and he said slowly: "With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish compared to me. I know that the written test must have frightened a lot of people, but it doesn't matter, Taoist priests still talk about strength after all. Everyone is optimistic that this is the correct answer. ”

He suddenly took out a piece of paper from his pocket and opened it, and it turned out to be a test paper. Then he put the test paper at the front and said slowly: "If you think you have the ability, look at the answers to this test paper." I don't have the ability to concentrate on answering the questions, but I can make it clear first, if I catch cheating, then you will be very happy. No kidding. ”

I swallowed my spit, it's so hard to plagiarize right now. Not to mention asking Jiang Ying for help, I don't think even Jiang Ying can do it.

Instead of looking at the correct answer to the test paper, it is better to find a way to peek at Yun Mozi next to him.

That's when it happened. Suddenly a voice rang in my head.

"C for the first question, D for the second question, C for the third question, A...... for the fourth question"

The sound is familiar. It's Jiang Ying!

Jiang Ying is helping me!

I was overjoyed, and hurriedly began to fill in the answers frantically, but at this moment, Li Dalang glanced at me and said indifferently: "Still transmitting sound?" ”

In an instant, I only felt a sharp pain in my head, and at the same time, my chest tightened, and at the same time, I couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood. And Jiang Ying, who was still reporting the answer to me before. At this point, I only had time to leave a sentence in my mind, "My life is over", and there was no more sound.

Jiang Ying...... What's wrong with Jiang Ying!?

I endured the pain in my chest and head and continued to concentrate on answering the questions. I don't have the heart to care about Jiang Ying at the moment, Li Dalang and I are also friends, he shouldn't go too far.

Li Dalang lit a cigarette and looked at us triumphantly, then he suddenly coughed twice and walked to the back of the examination room. There's a pretty cute girl answering questions. Li Dalang patted the girl on the shoulder, and the girl raised her head to look at Li Dalang very innocently.

In an instant, Li Dalang suddenly spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the girl's face. We were stunned by this scene, and the cute girl screamed in fright, but she probably suddenly thought that she couldn't open her mouth at this time, so she quickly closed her mouth again. And Li Dalang slapped the cute girl in the face, the girl fell to the ground, and Li Dalang grabbed the chair. Cruel smiled: "Don't think that I won't do anything if a girl cheats, idiot, and go directly to see other people's answers." A bad girl like you who is not well-behaved, but you have to be spanked. ”

After that, Li Dalang picked up the chair and smashed it hard on the cute girl's ass. The chair snapped and smashed into pieces, and I saw that the girl's whole waist was not straight, and she fainted on her stomach.

This......

Is there such a spanking?

And the initiator, Li Dalang, was still humming a little song, dragging the girl's feet to the front, just like dragging the corpse to walk, and then he casually threw the girl in the corner. said indifferently: "Everyone continues to take the exam." ”

It was dreary all of a sudden, and I swallowed my spit, and there was no way to cheat at the moment.

But at this moment, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my chest.

Well?

The pain was a little bit. It's as if the black dragon slowly wandered around my body, and the black dragon drew an A on my chest, and the pain disappeared. Only pain similar to A still exists in my body.

I know, this is Jiang Ying helping me, choose A for the next question!

I hurriedly filled in the answer excitedly, but fortunately, Li Dalang didn't know about my cheating, and he was still sitting in front of him picking his nostrils. Whenever I see a cheater. The flying sword slid past, and it was almost terrifying.

It had only been ten minutes since the exam began, and the entire hall was already filled with a strong smell of blood. Dozens of people, men, women, and children, were nailed to the walls of the hall by Li Dalang. It's a river of blood!

And some people who can't bear it are already in a coma.

The blood flowed to the soles of my feet, making me tremble with fear, for fear that the cheating would be discovered by Li Dalang. Thanks to Jiang Ying's help. At this point, I was almost done with my exam paper, and I was only left with the last question. can answer the question so quickly, it is estimated that it is Yun Mozi.

And the title of the last question made me feel cold.

"Please name the strongest new generation of young Taoist priests."

I swallowed, how should this question be answered?

If you want to say that the new generation of Taoist priests is the strongest, I estimate that there should be two people, either Dongfang Qingyun or Jiang Erqian. And this time. My chest began to ache again, and I slowly wrote in my chest a few times, and I recognized the answer as Dongfang Qingyun.

At this time, Yun Mozi checked the answer. Suddenly, he said, "Examiner, I'll hand in the paper." ”

"Oh? Okay, then I'll give you a score. Li Dalang smiled.

He walked over to Yun Mozi and began to check Yun Mozi's answer. Yun Mozi's face was full of confidence. And Li Dalang was also very satisfied, he was surprised: "Yes, it's all correct." ”

Yun Mozi said with a smile: "It's all Brother Li's good education on weekdays. ”

But at this moment, Li Dalang's face suddenly changed, and he saw that his face sank, grabbed the back of Yun Mozi's head, and suddenly slammed it on the table!

"Bang!"

What's the situation!?

I didn't react at once, and looked at Yun Mozi stupidly. He seemed to have been hit by this blow and broke his nose bone. Blood poured out wildly. And Li Dalang grabbed Yun Mozi's hair, smashed it on the table frantically, and said angrily: "Tell you to answer questions randomly, and make your brain look like a fool." ”

Yun Mozi cried bitterly: "I'll change it, I'll change it." ”

"It's too late!"

Li Dalang directly kicked Yun Mozi's neck, Yun Mozi fainted in pain, and the blood was simply spraying out. And Li Dalang said lightly: "The first person to submit the paper took 80 points, and please work hard." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately I didn't write Dongfang Qingyun just now, but ...... Could it be Jiang Erqian?

No, the Jiang family is so low-key, there must be few people who know Jiang Erqian, this answer should be unfair.

I thought about it carefully, and then with the mentality of giving it a try, I wrote the three words Li Dalang on the test paper, and then weakly said goodbye to the paper.

Li Dalang walked up to me with great interest, he looked at my test paper, the more he looked at it, the happier he became, and finally suddenly laughed and patted me on the shoulder: "Yes, yes, you are a young man who has made a difference." Ladies and gentlemen, the first perfect score paper has appeared. ”

Full...... Out!?

This shameless Li Dalang, he really changed the answer to himself! He is not the strongest Taoist priest among contemporary young people at all, but he still has the cheekiness to change the answer to the last question to himself!

I swallowed my saliva and whispered, "Mr. Li, in terms of actual combat, are you also the examiner?" ”

He nodded, and said of course yes, and I was shocked to hear it.

It's not easy to do, this guy doesn't play according to the routine at all......