"Yo, isn't this the little gentleman of the old Gao family? Come and let my brother see if the firecrackers have collapsed! An obnoxious, feminine voice rang out not far away.

I looked at the owner of the voice, and the already angry face on my face was even more angry, and shouted: "Zhang Qi, is the ** blind?" He threw me at me with a cannonball, not looking for a fight! ”

The owner of the voice, Zhang Qi, is a tall but thin boy with a hairy beard.

Zhang Qi was scolded by me, the original smile on his face disappeared, and he scolded with a gloomy face: "Gao Tian, who the hell are you scolding?" ”

"I'll just scold you! Don't think that if you bite your tongue and speak, people will be afraid of you, you will be disgusted when you look at TMD with a bearded face! It's like fucking seeing an orangutan with long hair! ”

Zhang Qi has had a lot of hair on his body since he was a child, and now he is not yet twenty years old, his whole face is dominated by a thick beard, and he hates others to say that his beard is the most. After listening to my words, Zhang Qi's whole body trembled with anger.

"Then I'm much better than your little white face, you kid hasn't grown a beard until now! Ha ha! ”

"That's much better than your long-haired big sprinkler, like a wild dog that hasn't finished shedding!" I looked at Zhang Qi, whose face was flushed with anger behind the beard in front of me, and said sarcastically.

Hearing my sarcasm, Zhang Qi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to rush up as soon as he pulled up his sleeves, but fortunately, several other people around him had already grabbed him when he rolled up his sleeves.

"Gao Tian, don't bother with this kind of person, let's drink!" When I opened my sleeves, my eyes were already narrowed, and I was ready to fight, but I was vigorously hugged and pulled into the distance.

"Gao Tian, just your grandfather's two strokes, even if you learn it, it's useless! My grandfather's is the real skill! Just as I pulled Dali away, Zhang Qi shouted at our backs.

I didn't look back, I just stretched out the middle finger of my right hand, made a contemptuous gesture at Zhang Qi, and walked into the distance.

Zhang Qi's grandfather Zhang He is Mr. Yin and Yang in our village, but because of the existence of my grandfather, plus Zhang He's fees are too high, so everything in the village comes to my grandfather, and it is not my grandfather who has no time, so the villagers will go to Zhang He.

In this way, over time, Liangzi came to an end. Even if Zhang He greeted my grandfather on the way, he would treat it as if he didn't see it, and even said bad things about my grandfather behind the crowd, and kept saying that his grandson Zhang Qi was looking for trouble with me.

"This Zhang Qi is really, I know that I can't beat you, every time I see you, it's like a convulsion, I have to be beaten, it's really cheap!" After pulling me out of the distance, he vigorously looked back at Zhang Qi, who was still shouting, and said with contempt on his face.

"Who's to say it isn't! Obviously he doesn't have the ability to show his ability everywhere, I really don't know what his grandfather and grandson think! ”

When I heard the words of Dajun and Dali, I smiled slightly, looked at the commissary not far in front of me and said, "I don't even bother to pay attention to Zhang Qi, otherwise, I will kill him half in minutes!" ”

"Cut!"

After I finished speaking, Dajun and Dali looked at me with disdain on their faces and said in unison.

Looking at the disbelieving expressions on their faces, I smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you two not believe me?" ”

"It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I don't believe it at all!" Dali looked at the mysterious smile on my face and said disdainfully.

I glanced at the two of them and said mysteriously: "If I make Zhang Qi miserable, what benefit will you two give me?" ”

"Gao Tian, if you really have the ability to open up the whole thing, I have fifty yuan here, and we can buy food and drink at night!" Seeing my mysterious face, he took out three heads of fifty bills in his pocket and shook them in front of my eyes and said.

When I saw that Dali was showing off his wealth to me, the mystery on his face became even more intense, and he whispered to the army: "Dajun, do you still have straw at home?" ”

"Gao Tian, don't you want to open up the whole thing? What do you want straw for? When the army heard my words, his face was full of confusion and asked.

"This is naturally useful, if your family has it, hurry up and go home and get me a lock!"

The army looked at the village road on both sides, did not speak, and hurriedly walked towards a somewhat remote path.

"What are you doing here?" I saw that the army was not heading home, and I asked vigorously in confusion.

Hearing my question, he shrugged his shoulders vigorously and said, "You'll know when the army comes back?" ”

"You little rabbit, what are you doing stealing my straw!"

Just as I was talking to Dali, the army walked into a house in the path and suddenly heard the angry voice of a woman. With the sound of the voice, the army ran over panting with a lock of straw.

"Run!" Coming to me and Dali, the army did not stop and hurried forward.

Dali and I listened to Dajun's words, and without saying a word, we ran away, and Dajun had just gone to the path, and the woman's angry voice became louder.

"Army, you bunny, I'll let you run! I'm going to find your mom in a moment? ”

……

"Whew, whew!"

After running a long way, all three of us stopped and gasped for air.

"Gao Tian, this is the straw you wanted, I want to see how you open up the whole thing!" After the army had cleared its breath, they handed me the lock of straw that they had just stolen.

Taking the straw stolen by the army, I smiled, found a stump on the side of the road and sat down, very jerky with the straw slowly made a scarecrow, looking at the four different straw men in my hand, I nodded with satisfaction.

"Gao Tian, what is this?" After I finished weaving the straw man, Dali looked at the four images in my hand with a puzzled face and asked.

When I heard the strong words, I immediately said with black lines on my face: "This is called a scarecrow!" I really don't know! ”

Looking at the so-called scarecrow in my hand, the faces of the great force and the army were full of stupidity.

"Okay Gaotian, then what are you going to do next!" Looking at the scarecrow in my hand, he asked weakly.

"Who of you two knows Zhang Qi's birthday?"

"It seems to be the fifth day of the third month, Gao Tian, why are you asking this?" Hearing my question, Dali was stunned for a moment and said.

I didn't answer the words, after knowing Zhang Qi's birthday, I counted the year he was born, and then I took out a slightly wrinkled yellow talisman in my pocket, and after smoothing out the rune paper, I held the rune paper in my right hand and began to read in a low voice.

"The sky is clear, the law is clear, you return to listen to the order, and the order is limited to the fifth day of the third month of the last year, listen to my order, and be as anxious as the law!"

After I finished reciting the spell, I quickly pasted the rune paper on the scarecrow's body, and after the scarecrow was pasted on the paper rune, the body made of straw actually moved, and I felt the light movement of the straw man's body and my face was happy, knowing that the yellow rune grass man bar had been completed!

"Gao Tian, what do you do with sticking this piece of yellow paper on the straw man?" The army hurriedly asked after I had finished reciting the mantra.

I smiled mysteriously and said, "Let's go and find Zhang Qi, find him, and the two of you will know!" So saying, I walked in the direction in which I had come.

Dali and Dajun didn't know what I was looking for Zhang Qi for, and they all followed behind me with puzzled faces.

"Bang!"

As soon as the three of us returned to the intersection where the army had just stolen straw, we saw Zhang Qizheng using the firecrackers in his hand to collapse a puppy, with a smug smile on his face. And the puppy was blown up by the firecrackers and cowered in a corner, and his body kept trembling.

When I saw the smug smile on Zhang Qi's face, I felt uncomfortable in my heart, and I took out the straw man with the talisman paper in my pocket, pointed to the talisman paper on the straw man with my right hand, and said softly: "Let you be arrogant and fall!" ”