Chapter 122: Apples and Eggs

I looked at the lazy appearance of Wutong God, and I couldn't help but think of Zhu Bajie who was summoned at the soul pawnshop.

"I said Uncle Wutongshen, we haven't settled accounts with you yet, you are going to have dinner for us, when we are a rich man to send you good food?" I said angrily, although it is extremely fast, but so many of us are still afraid of it?

As soon as Wutong God heard this, his big eyes glared at me, "Don't give food or worship, what are you doing here?" ”

"There was a little girl who worshiped you last week, and then she was pestered by you, and now she doesn't even dare to sleep, don't you think it's too much to do this to a girl?" I said accusatory.

After listening to my words, Wutongshen clasped his nostrils and looked at me with disdain, "Did you talk to the ghost about being kicked in the head by a donkey?" Besides, the girl's wish to pray during the worship has been fulfilled but she doesn't know how to send some food to Uncle Ben, so of course I have to teach such an unrude child a lesson, and by the way, I will eat and drink at her house for half a year. ”

In this case, isn't Uncle Zheng Zhi's dark circles really the same as those of a panda? I hurriedly shook my head: "Do you have any requirements to mention, as long as you don't violate social norms and moral principles, we will try our best to help you achieve it, as long as you leave their house, you must know that there are three of us and a fox demon who has cultivated for a hundred years, and there are many Taoist weapons in our hands, if you are not afraid, you can fight with us." ”

Wutongshen hesitated when he heard this, looked at us suspiciously, licked his tongue in his mouth, and a piece of crumble was licked directly into it, "It's not impossible to want me to leave that girl, but it depends on whether you have this ability, this god loves to bet the most in his life, he was a gambler before he was born, he was a famous gambling king in the Jiangnan generation, and he always went to the gambling house to watch after his death, but unfortunately there are few gambling houses now, and I haven't gambled for decades, how about you and I gamble?" ”

"This ......" bet is a good way to solve the problem, but what to bet on is really a big key, "So what do you want to bet on?" ”

"Xiao Chen, don't talk to it, it's just a little goblin, claiming to be a god, and I'm not afraid of being destroyed by heaven and earth when the time comes." Mo Cheng said with a calm face, and Wutong Shen only snorted coldly and ignored it.

"Let's bet on this apple, you put this apple in the little girl's house, tonight I will go and eat it in the stomach, of course you can hide it but you can't cover it with a Taoist device, eat it, replace it, let alone replace it, my nose is very smart, the smell is not right I can smell it, if you lose, don't worry about my business, go your own way, if I lose and don't eat the apple, I will let the family go and call you big brother in the future, and you will go with you, do you dare to take this bet?" Wutong smiled mysteriously, not knowing what he was planning in his heart.

"We hide it, if we hide it, we can hide it?"

"That's right."

"Okay, let's take this bet." I agreed, but was hit on the head by my godfather Zhao Hai.

"You stupid boy, Wutong is deceitful by nature, its speed is extremely fast, its mouth is still so big, it is easy to snatch things from us, it was okay to be in the heart eater ring before, it can't touch you, now that the heart eater ring is gone, how do you keep it from getting close to you?"

As soon as I heard this, I was dumbfounded, looking at Wutongshen's expression of being wasted, I was speechless for a while, took the apple from its paw and put it in my pocket, according to the agreement, the apple cannot be eaten by it between twelve o'clock and six o'clock in the middle of the night tonight, otherwise I will lose.

When he returned to Zheng Zhi's house and told him what happened, the uncle's face turned white with fright after hearing this, and he knelt on the ground and cried to us: "You must help me, Dudu is only eleven years old, and her life is not over yet!" ”

Mo Cheng hurriedly helped Zheng Zhi up, and Zhengse said: "Don't worry, the purpose of our cultivators is to kill demons and eliminate demons, and support justice, no matter what the outcome of this bet is, it is a bet between Xiao Chen and it, no matter how bad it is, I can also call a friend to come over, don't be too anxious about a five-way god." ”

Zheng Zhi nodded gratefully, while I looked at the red apple in my hand, thinking about where to put it.

Su Yue said at this time: "It's better to ...... Put her in my stomach. ”

"In your stomach?" I didn't understand and asked, "Isn't that the same as eating?" It's against the rules. ”

Su Yue smiled mysteriously: "Eating it is called eating it if it is bitten and digested in the stomach, isn't it okay if I don't bite it and store it in the stomach?" Just like my inner dan has been stored in my lower abdomen, and an apple can be stored in it. ”

"This ......" I tilted my head and looked at Su Yue in disbelief, and then I saw her directly turn into her original form, a snow-white fox appeared in the room, the fluffy fur was very cute, and Su Yue's mouth that became the original form was exactly the same as the fox's mouth, and she swallowed the apple in my hand directly, and then turned into a human form again and looked at me with a proud face.

Godfather Zhao Hai and Mo Cheng looked at each other with a wry smile, and immediately left the room, leaving only me and Su Yue in the whole room.

"Yue'er...... I've wronged you. Looking at Su Yue's slightly bulging belly, if she didn't know, I'm afraid she would think it was a baby, but I didn't understand why the little apple suddenly looked so big.

Su Yue smiled, as if she knew what I was thinking, and straightened out my messy hair and said, "Fool, although the apple seems small, if you swallow it raw, won't it be the same as a newborn baby's little head?" ”

"But......" Before I could finish my sentence, I was covered by a soft lip, and my head was blank for a moment, just kissing the softness of my mouth affectionately.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, Su Yue and I stayed by Dudu's side, while Uncle Mo and Godfather took turns wandering between the living room and the bedroom, and the yin in the room was gradually gaining weight, until the window next to Dudu suddenly slammed open, and I felt the arrival of the five gods.

It's just that what makes me strange is that it didn't show up, but went directly to the living room and looked at me excitedly with Erlang's legs crossed, "You lost, I smelled the smell of apples in the belly of this fox, which means that she has already eaten it, so you don't care about me." ”

"Not necessarily." Su Yue replied with a smile, and instantly turned into the original form, spit out the apple from her lower abdomen, only to see that the apple had no bite marks at all, and it was exactly the same as the beginning, and the five tongshen saw the corners of his mouth unconsciously skimming.

"You ......" Wutong Shen disappeared on the sofa in an instant, Mo Cheng saw this and hurriedly made a handprint, five golden lights came out directly from his fingers, and immediately heard a scream, at this time I also hurriedly grabbed the apple and put it in my pants, clinging to the ball, although it was a bit disgusting, but ...... Had to do it.

Wutongshen touched the back of his head and glared at Mo Cheng angrily, the latter looked like he didn't care about himself, I saw this and said: "Wutongshen, you lost this bet, should you call my big brother now?" ”