Chapter 161: What an animal
After all, there is such a big beauty living next door, Zhang Xiaofan can't sleep a little, although he got it once just now, because he has been beating the landlord's sister for too long, he always has fantasies in his heart.
The entrance of the cave happened to be next to the pillows of the two people, and when he heard that there was no movement next door, Zhang Xiaofan made a bold decision, if he put the flashlight over, I don't know how the landlord's sister would react?
Surprise is for sure, will you use your hands to help yourself, or eat......
Or angry, take a large pair of scissors, click directly, and cut it off.
Or with a big knife in his hand, he chops it down with a knife and cuts off the flashlight, and he doesn't have tears when he cries.
In fact, Zhang Xiaofan thought of this idea just now, and he felt extremely excited, and he also wanted to give it a try.
Although the demon god of his own cultivation is almost invulnerable to ordinary people, the flashlight is not easy to say, and he has not tried it, whether the scissors can be cut or cut continuously, and whether he can bear the knife and cut it down.
Their own behavior is obvious...... If you are cut off with a knife, you will not even have a place to complain, and you will be to blame.
The more Zhang Xiaofan thought about it, the more he wanted to do this, and he was a little excited in his heart, thinking of the landlord's sister's figure, that beautiful face, even the fingers were very white, not to mention the red lips.
I also know that the landlord's sister thinks about herself very much, because she has divine sense, and the other party's every move is in her sight, but she is embarrassed to speak, or she is sticking to her own principles, and the bottom line has not been broken.
Once the psychological defense line of people is loosened, the flood in the dam will rush out, absolutely unstoppable, at this time, Zhang Xiaofan is trying to find a way, how to collapse the dam, and he will have a good life in the future, this is a real urban beauty.
Wang Yuechan next door is also uncomfortable, she has been suffering from insomnia recently, even if she closes her eyes, Zhang Xiaofan will always appear, even if she is holding the quilt, she feels like she is holding Zhang Xiaofan.
Now I pretend to be asleep, but I always think of it, just now in the hall, Su Ruoyan was attacked by Zhang Xiaofan from behind, that crazy look, comfortable to the extreme......
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help it, and in an impulse, he really did it, sat directly on his pillow, grabbed the thin sheet, wrapped the flashlight, and then silently recited the demon magic trick to make it bigger and longer, and become the most ugly, and at the same time, the aura in the body was running......
"Sister landlord, I can't sleep all the time, I always think of you, what should I do! Let's talk and chat! I have a good baby, I can't sleep to show you, but it's worth more than gold! Look at it!"
Zhang Xiaofan knelt against the wall, his heart was also pounding, and at the same time using the demon magic trick, his divine sense spread to the next door, observing the landlord's sister Wang Yuechan's every move, if the other party really went to get scissors, or to get a kitchen knife, or he quickly returned.
Wang Yuechan heard Zhang Xiaofan's voice, the familiar and heartwarming voice sounded, hurriedly turned her head, looked at the entrance of the cave, and saw that there was a piece of cloth at the entrance of the cave, and what was wrapped in it?
"Xiao Fan, you haven't slept yet! What are you?"
Wang Yuechan was a little strange, looked at it curiously, and asked, as soon as the words fell, Zhang Xiaofan's answer sounded over there:
"Sister landlord, this is a good thing, I'll show you to play with it, you can take a look! It will definitely shock you, anyway, the two of us can't sleep, so I'll give you my baby toy to play with." ”
Wang Yuechan looked at it seriously, and thought in her heart, children are children, I didn't expect Zhang Xiaofan to be so old, and he still has toys, he doesn't even know himself, and he wants to see what kind of good toys are.
So he slowly stretched out his hand and walked towards the thing covered by the cloth at the entrance of the hole, just wanted to tear off the cloth, and wanted to take a look, but was stopped by Zhang Xiaofan again, and his hand immediately stopped beside him, but he felt a stream of heat emanating from it, and his hand could feel it.
"Sister landlord, if you look at it like this, how boring it will be! You can take your time and guess it! You can touch it with your hands, but you can't take the cloth away, and then see if you can guess it, you have seen this thing, maybe it is different from what you have seen, guess what?"
Wang Yuechan heard Zhang Xiaofan say this, at least the two of them talked and played games like this, they wouldn't think about it that way, and it was better, and finally a smile appeared on her face:
"Okay, then I'll touch it, you also tested your sister's IQ, as long as your sister has seen it, she will be able to guess it." ”
Immediately, Wang Yuechan put her hand on it, felt that the cloth was very hot, even soft, and pinched it a few times with her hand, like a big python shape, but the big python is a cold-blooded animal and will not heat up, but the things inside the cloth will heat up.
At the same time, next door, Zhang Xiaofan knelt against the wall, the whole person trembled suddenly, but the corners of his mouth were lined up, and he covered his mouth with one hand, trying not to laugh out loud.
Wang Yuechan felt that she couldn't hold it with one hand, so she used her hands again, and the whole person sat up, sat under the entrance of the cave, touched the shape with both hands, and her face showed thought, and after a long time, she asked:
"It's a big lump of plasticine, isn't it? But the plasticine doesn't have heat, and you put it in your room, is it a hot water bottle?"
Wang Yuechan, her hand has never stopped, she is looking seriously, but Zhang Xiaofan next door is flushed, and she praises in her heart, the landlord's sister's hand is skillful.
"No, you guessed 108,000 miles wrong! If you touch it carefully, and guess again, it's easy to guess this thing, especially women's ......."
Wang Yuechan explored for a long time, and then muttered to herself:
"No! Even though it's autumn, it's not enough to use a hot water bottle, and this skin seems to have a dense pimple the size of a soybean, and the hot water bottle definitely doesn't have it, what is this!
Xiaofan, don't sell it, tell my sister! It's not too early, it's time to rest. ”
It was very strange, soft and soft, a little like a cow's tendon, a big lump, and it would heat up, so it was hard to guess, and finally I lost interest, and I guessed it several times.
"Hehe, sister landlord, forget if you don't guess, you take the cloth away, can't you see it yourself?"
"Well, okay, I'm going to see what it is, how it's so weird. ”
Wang Yuechan agreed, and was also curious in her heart, and pulled a strand of her hair behind her ear with her hand, and then used her hands to uncover the cloth, and immediately saw an ugly animal, with a hideous face, grinning at herself, and the skin on it was covered with dense acne, which looked extremely disgusting.
Wang Yuechan was startled, sat down all of a sudden, and said in horror: "Xiaofan, what kind of thing are you! You are still alive, you look too ugly, you are not a good thing at first glance, you can bite, why do you still quietly raise animals!"
That thing was too big, too ugly, and I didn't think about it, I thought that Zhang Xiaofan had some kind of pet head, and the hairless animal looked disgusting and frightened.
(End of chapter)