It's just that how can the world be explained clearly by the word "if"?

These are the words that keep echoing in my mind after I tripped over an upside-down onion from the quilt that was wrapped around my lap like a mess......

It's over, it's over, this time I'm going to die in bed.

Before I could react too much, my vision was occupied by a large mass of paste-like things, and damn, my brains were all knocked out, and now the game is really over......

Just when I was dying, a pair of white chubby hands lifted me up from the ground, and before I could react, a hat was clasped on my head, and at the same time, a cake with the shape of a head slowly pushed in front of me.

I was stunned for a long time before I tried to put a little bit of the pasty-like substance on my head in my mouth to confirm that it was a cake, not a brain, and then I saw through a hazy vision and met the mysterious smile on Aunt Zhang's face.

Seeing my eyes similar to inquiry, Aunt Zhang's face was not red, and she smiled at me heroically: "How about it, surprise......"

I nodded, jumped up, and pinched Aunt Zhang's neck fiercely: "Surprise you ****!"

Aunt Zhang didn't know how I would react to this surprise scene, presumably she had set some precautions against these unexpected situations, but she certainly wouldn't have thought that I would pinch her neck and roar at her fiercely, so that now she is looking at me with a red face and a thick neck, very well-behaved, and she didn't make a sound at all.

This is not Aunt Zhang's consistent performance, if I dared to speak so loudly by her side before, there would definitely be a burst of scolding and nagging that made me unrestful for a day, I still vaguely remember her classic quotes: "Abin, if you continue like this, how can I explain to your village elder father, I might as well die......"

When it came to this, I could only say softly: "Yes, Aunt Zhang, I was wrong, I beg you to die!"

However, the situation is a bit weird today, Aunt Zhang hasn't spoken yet.

"Eh, Aunt Zhang, why don't you speak?"

"You're still holding her neck, how can she talk?"

The second uncle on the side looked at me very nervously, so frightened that he didn't dare to come out.

yes, I didn't even think of that?

It's as simple as that?

I glanced at Aunt Zhang suspiciously, only to find that she rolled her eyes a little, this scene, scared me to let go of my hand, and jumped to the side, I, almost died, if Aunt Zhang was strangled to death, where to rent such a cheap house in the future?

I watched the second uncle as if he was holding a piece of jade, holding Aunt Zhang and constantly checking, until Aunt Zhang coughed violently for a while, and her complexion gradually returned to ruddy, then she breathed a long sigh of relief.

After the blind tossing just now, I found that Aunt Zhang's Zhongqi is very full, and she is not a ghost at all, which can only say that this wave of people came to my house in the middle of the night, just to scare me into a ghost.

After staring at them for a while, I remembered what Huang Weihua said to me before, and the turtle grandson was almost scared into a dead dog, and it didn't seem like he was lying to me, so after thinking about it for a while, he asked Aunt Zhang very tactfully: "Aunt Zhang, someone said that you are dead, I really want to ask if you are really dead."

Aunt Zhang was angry with my words, and coughed violently, almost out of breath, the second uncle patted Aunt Zhang's back very gently, and looked at me complainingly: "Stinky boy, what are you talking nonsense, now that the second child has just been opened, your Aunt Zhang is ready to seize the time to have another one."

Half of the people who have stepped into the grave have to throw a piece of meat out before entering, which is really worthy of my Aunt Zhang!

So, I give my highest respect......

"you...... Also, get out of your second uncle! ”

I glared at the second uncle fiercely, the second uncle has been bullied by my father since he was a child, and I can be regarded as a little bit of a fox and a fake tiger, so that the second uncle only glanced at me and stepped aside.

"Say, How did you come in?"

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and anyone who was about to go to bed was scared to death by a large group of people suddenly breaking in, and he would not be in a good mood.

Zhang ...... Aunt Zhang, there is a key. ”

The second dog trembled on his legs, looking at me tremblingly, his eyes kept dodging, it seemed that my previous magnificent upside-down onion still deeply shocked his heart.

I choked in my throat and wiped the sweat from my forehead: "That...... When you came in, why did the temperature get so low all of a sudden? ”

"Because I turned on the air conditioner for you."

Aunt Zhang looked at me with a loving face.

"It's almost October, what kind of air conditioner is on, it's sick......"

"It's all said, it's not bad money...... Even if you are cold and ask you to see a doctor, Aunt Zhang can still do it. ”

I was moved to tears by the miserable smile on Aunt Zhang's face, and even my vision was a little blurred for a while, what kind of heinous mistake did I make when I was a child, so that you can hold such a grudge.

I pinched my somewhat dry throat, wiped the sweat on my forehead, and asked them with the last bit of strength: "Okay, okay, I can understand that, my birthday has passed early, so don't mess around anymore, you guys go quickly, I'm really tired."

After saying this, I simply pushed Aunt Zhang and them out, and in their slightly gloomy eyes, I slammed the door shut, lay on the bed, covered my head with a quilt, and kept roaring at the surrounding darkness: "Crazy, crazy, all the crazy people I meet!"

Before I could scold a few more words, my quilt was lifted by a strong force, and Aunt Zhang, the second uncle, and the second dog stood in front of my bed with another posture of seeing the dying relatives.

"It's endless, what kind of play do you want to play, do you know how to respect people's privacy...... Say whatever you want, I'm leaving tomorrow anyway, I'm really fed up. ”

After saying that, I didn't look at them, turned my head to the side, and said nothing.

"Ah Bin...... We watched you grow up, watched you leave Chenjia Village, and happily lived under the same roof with you again, we all regarded you as our relatives, and you will leave tomorrow...... We didn't get you a decent birthday this year, but next year we don't want to miss it anymore and want to celebrate your birthday while you're still with us......"

Looking at the tears flashing in Aunt Zhang's eyes, my heart also trembled, I was stunned for a while, drove them out again, and slammed the door: "It's too late, it's inconvenient."

After the sound of the door closing, I heard a long sigh from Aunt Zhang, smiled, got dressed, and opened the door: "No matter what, you have to let me get dressed."

In the stunned eyes of Aunt Zhang, I opened the electric gate of the whole building and yelled: "Since you have to be like this, then we must be high!"