"Little bunny, where did you die? Didn't you tell me you were in school classes? What about people? If the labor and management hadn't asked you for a long leave at school, you would still be in the dark. What exactly do you want to do in a day? If you don't want to study, go back to digging the ground and moving bricks with the laborers..."

As soon as I connected the phone, my father was angry on the other end of the phone, scolding me and scolding him, and even faintly heard my mother's voice.

I was stunned on the spot, aren't my parents in my hometown? Shenma came to Rongcheng when he was in time, and he went to school? What's even more odious is that none of those people in the school helped me to lie, and if I go back now, I won't be dead?

After a brief pause, I hurried to explain. Before I could speak, after my father scolded him, he angrily left a sentence: No matter where you are, after an hour, if you can't see anyone, you won't come back!

After saying this, he hung up the phone, and there was a busy tone on the phone.

, an hour? It takes me three or four hours to make a plane, and I can catch a fart!

I was speechless as I grabbed the phone, and I wanted to make a phone call. However, because of my stop, I blocked the way of the boarding passengers, which not only caused dissatisfaction among the passengers, but also the airport staff rushed over. And the plane to be taken is prompted over and over again, about to take off, urging passengers who have not boarded the plane to board.

As a last resort, I put away the phone, turned around and waved my hand at Chen Zhongyu, signaling that he could go back. Then take the master little fox and the child holding the computer silly to board the plane together.

Of course, these are not the point, the point is that I don't want to make this call in my heart, although as the saying goes, die early and overlive, but a lewd person like me would rather live a second more than die early.

So this call! Just don't fight, let me live a few more hours, go back and die slowly...

Three hours later, the plane landed at Rongcheng Airport, and the master and I held the little fox, took the child to just get off the plane, walked to the exit gate, and turned on the mobile phone. Coincidentally, a phone rang, showing the words Yu Xixi.

As soon as I saw these three words, I thought that my parents had arrived at school, and this birdman didn't say that he would help me lie, but he didn't even call to remind me, and it was a nameless fire in an instant. As soon as I got on the phone, I didn't ask, I just scolded my head and face.

scolded for two minutes, and it didn't take the same thing, which made me vent a lot of anger, and I also sighed like narcissism, buddy is also a literate person, look at this scolding level, who can compare. And Yu Xixi on the other end of the phone was also directly confused, he didn't speak for a long time, and after a long time, he heard a stunned and angry voice: "Okay! You're a little bunny, you've grown up, and your wings are stiff, aren't you? Even labor and management dare to scold? Still want to form a group to deceive me? If you don't answer the phone, within half an hour, if the labor and management can't see you at school, the labor and management will not have your son in the future! ”

"Dad... How are you! ”

I was dumbfounded when I heard the familiar voice on the phone, grandma's, is this a Shenma situation? Why is Yu Xixi's phone in her father's hands? Don't you think I'm dying fast enough?

"You can do it yourself!"

The father on the other end of the phone put down a sentence and hung up the phone fiercely. Before the busy sound started, I heard the sound of the other end of the phone clenching the phone because of anger, and my heart instantly became gloomy.

"What's wrong, little brat? I've been on the plane since you were on the plane, are you okay? The master looked at me in surprise and said.

As soon as I saw the master, it was the same as seeing a relative, and I told the two phone calls with a bitter face. However, not only did I not get any sympathy and comfort from the master, but I gloated and laughed, and said that I looked like a decline, and such a low probability made me encounter it.

On the spot, a few black lines appeared on my forehead, and I thought to myself, is this still my master? Or am I a lover? Grandma's, why am I not sure about myself?

However, the master ignored me, and directly made up for it and said, "Little boy, if you have the heart to worry here, you might as well go back to school quickly." Don't forget, the last time you told your parents that my identity was your classmate, are you sure that your uncle and aunt are at school, and they won't let my identity goof? ”

Damn, how did I forget this stubble? Death, death, death!

I reacted immediately, and I didn't have time to pull around, so I pulled the master and the child, reached out to stop a taxi, and got in. Straight to school.

However, I don't know if today is my bad day, I just got out of the airport and encountered a traffic jam, and I didn't even have a chance to get on the airport expressway. I don't want to be angry, I glanced at the reverse road, and in comparison, it was quite smooth. If you don't want to, let the taxi driver drive in the opposite direction. But how dare he have it, and he still chirped crookedly and said that I don't understand traffic laws and the like, and Nima popularized legal knowledge to me.

In normal times, not only would I not make such a suggestion, but I would humbly accept the advice of others. But now I'm upset, how can I have the heart to chirp with him. I got out of the car directly on the spot, threw the driver very domineeringly from the ID issued to me by the police station, and directly pressed him on the co-pilot, ran to the driver's seat and sat down, stepped on the accelerator, and quickly soared out of the direction of the traffic jam, which scared the car behind my car to brake urgently, and also let the car in the opposite direction brake urgently.

In an instant, the curses rang out, but I ignored them, stepped on the accelerator, and drove straight in the opposite direction.

Then I drove all the way without stopping the cursing. I can always see the car driving in the opposite direction, and they have moved the car to the side, rolled down the window, and scolded me, which is almost all trained, extremely neat.

Until I got to the back of the car I was driving, I don't know when the sirens sounded, and the stinking sounds were gone. The voices of schadenfreude and even praise rang out, and even I could faintly hear those voices as I drove extremely fast.

At the same time, when the sirens sounded, the taxi driver, who was almost frightened, came back to his senses, kept looking at the rearview mirror with anxiety, and said with a sad face: "Big... Big brother, there's... There are police. Big brother, I am old and young, you just let me go! I don't want this car, I don't want this money, big brother, please don't kill me! ”

"Shut up!" I stared ahead, scolded, and concentrated on driving the car on a rampage on the road.

But the driver didn't know whether he was scared stupid, or he was directly confused, and he was still chattering in that place, repeating these words. Either I asked him not to kill him, or he complained about how difficult it was at home, and the most exaggerated thing was that he took out all the money he had on his body, and took out all the money he had hidden in the inconspicuous corner of the car at once, begging me not to kill him, and so on.

These actions made me extremely speechless on the spot, and I laughed directly: "Don't worry, I'm a student, I just want to go back to school, and I won't do anything to you." ”

Student? Back to school?

The taxi driver looked at me dumbfounded, instantly stunned!