Chapter 91 says I'm a zombie and dies

It's been a busy week! Hurry up and become a dog! Only two chapters have been updated, please forgive me!

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, I asked suspiciously, "Brother, what are you doing here?" It looks like he's going to fight a duel. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info put away your broken knife! And little Ding wilt, is it so scary after I take a shower? What are you doing hiding behind your brother? ”

Qi Dongwei shuddered, raised his hand and pointed behind me, and said in a low voice, "General...... What do you bring a zombie for? Wait a minute! That's not right...... This zombie is...... OMG! Fei'er has become a zombie! ”

As soon as Qi Dongwei's words fell, I heard Fei'er behind me roar: "Uh...... Mankind...... me...... Call...... Zombie...... Damn ......" roared and pounced on Qi Dongwei......

I noticed that at the same time that Fei'er pounced on Qi Dongwei, her two hands turned into two white sharp blades, and when these two sharp blades were about to slash Qi Dongwei's neck, Qi Dongwei disappeared in front of her in an instant, and a miserable scream came: "Ah! What's the situation? ”

After Fei'er's two slashes were hollowed, she roared: "Uh...... What about people...... Damn it...... Human ......"

"Wow! Phil, are you serious? I smiled and said, "You look so cute now!" ”

Fei'er turned her head to look at me and said, "General...... Just now...... This one...... Mankind...... Say I...... It's a zombie...... I'm going to...... Kill him? ”

I looked at Fei'er, and then at Qi Dongwei, who was pulled by Nana more than ten meters away, and said with a smile: "This human can't be killed for the time being, but he is my sister Na's baby, if you kill him, Sister Na will be sad." ”

"But...... Shogun...... This human ...... Say I...... Be...... Zombie ......," Fei'er said respectfully.

Nana in the distance said in surprise: "Damn! What just happened? Why did you do it without saying a few words? It's really a killer! If I had slower my shot, little Tintin's head would have moved! ”

I stepped forward to grab Fei'er, who was eager to try, and said with a smile: "Okay! Don't panic, don't panic! I would now like to officially introduce you to our new companion, Phil! Come to Fei'er and say hello to everyone! ”

"Everybody...... Okay......" Fei'er whispered a sentence and glared at Qi Dongwei with blood-red eyes.

Nana in the distance pulled Qi Dongwei and walked a few steps towards us, and said with a puzzled expression: "Good sister, isn't this the girl that Xiao Ding Ding brought back before?" How did you become a zombie after you brought it in? ”

"Uh...... I'm not...... Zombie! You say I...... Be...... Zombie...... I'm going to...... Kill you! When Phil heard Nana's words, she yelled at Nana.

"Holy! You little slut who doesn't recognize your six relatives! Don't think that if you become a zombie, I'm afraid of you, sister, I'm also a zombie! Nana seemed to be enraged by Phil and showed her claws at Phil.

Fei'er showed no weakness, and her two hands instantly turned into two sharp blades, and she let out a low roar towards Nana.

"You all give me peace! Stand honestly! I yelled: "Sister Na, put away your claws, and Fei'er put away your two big knives for me!" "My roar was so sharp and piercing that everyone but the heron covered their ears.

After the roar, Fei'er suddenly became honest, and her hands that had turned into sharp blades returned to their original appearance. Nana was also honest, blocked Qi Dongwei behind her, and whispered: "You are my food, I will never let others eat you!" ”

Qi Dongwei said bitterly: "Damn! Thank you, my good sister......"

I said coldly, "There's something wrong with you two, isn't there?" Want to duel, don't you? If you want to duel, you'd better get both of your brains out and let me eat them both. After I finished speaking, Nana and Phil shuddered at the same time.

Nana followed my usual pouting and said, "She did it first!" If she doesn't want to kill Little Tintin, I don't bother to pay attention to her! ”

Fei'er slurred and said, "General...... I...... I ......"

I said, "Don't talk about it, listen to me!" First of all, I warn you, no matter what happens in the future, you can't make a move on your companions, do you understand? ”

"Understood!" Nana said seriously.

"Yes! The general......" Fei'er replied.

I continued to say solemnly: "Secondly, I want to tell you that the two humans present now, you must keep in mind their smell, they are the only two humans in the world that we can't kill or eat, remember?" ”

"Yes...... The general......" Fei'er said hesitantly, "but...... Shogun...... They are...... Mankind...... Humans are ...... Food ......"

I laughed and said, "You can see them as food, or you can just call them food, but you just can't kill them or eat them!" Remember? ”

"General...... I remembered ......" Fei'er finished respectfully, pointed to Qi Dongwei behind Nana, and said coldly: "No. 1...... Food...... Abbreviation...... No. 1 ......" After speaking, he wiped his saliva, pointed at the black dragon again, and continued to say coldly: "No. 2...... Food...... Abbreviation...... No. 2 ...... Later...... You two...... Best...... Leave me...... A little farther away...... Damn it...... Human ......"

The black dragon was stunned for a moment, and said in a panic: "I was shot even if I was lying down!" I didn't say anything, how did I become number two? ”

Nana covered her mouth and smiled, "Isn't No. 2 good?" FoodDo you know the meaning of number two? ”

The black dragon said angrily: "If it's just 2, don't talk about it......"

Nana waved her hand and smiled, "It's really not 2!" Let me tell you, the real meaning of Phil calling you number two is that if my sister one day takes back this order that you two are the only humans in the world that we can't eat, the first human she will eat is not you, it is little Tintin. You're the second one to eat! Aha! ”

The black dragon panicked: "I'll wipe it!" That's not a good thing! ”

Nana smiled: "It's okay, in my eyes, you will always be the number one ......" After Nana finished speaking, the black dragon was suddenly speechless.

After listening to Nana's words, I smiled and said, "Sister Na's understanding is very good!" I think your IQ has increased again! ”

Nana smiled charmingly: "It's not that I'm scared by the big beauty behind you!" But then again, who was bitten by you or the heron? ”

I laughed and said, "Didn't you see Fei'er's hands turn into two sharp and long knives just now?" Don't you feel familiar? ”

Nana smiled: "Your hands can be turned into killing tools by casually changing, and this is definitely from the hands of the heron!" To be exact, it must have come from the mouth of a heron......"

As I spoke to Nana, a dozen small red dots appeared in my little brain, rapidly approaching where we were.

I laughed and said, "Aha! City B is so righteous that it knows that we haven't had breakfast yet, so it's here to bring us breakfast! ”

Nana wondered, "Breakfast?" Where's breakfast? Sister, when you say that, I really feel a little hungry......"

I drooled and laughed, "A dozen humans are coming towards us, and this is obviously breakfast for me!" Hey! ”

After I finished speaking, the heron, Fei'er, and Nana around me all drooled.

Nana hurriedly said: "Oops! No, no! Brother Yu is still in the bus in the hotel parking lot, and he can't let Brother Yu eat these humans first! Aha! After speaking, he pulled Qi Dongwei and was about to run out.

Qi Dongwei panicked: "Sister Na...... When you go to breakfast, I won't follow, will I? Anyway, I don't eat the same thing as you...... I'm going to eat with Brother Long, right? ”

After Qi Dongwei finished speaking, Nana was stunned and said with a smile: "It's also ha!" Okay, okay, you go with the food and eat your human breakfast! After speaking, he let go of Qi Dongwei. Then he suddenly thought of something and said with a smile: "That's right! I remind you, be sure to stay away from that Fei'er, don't look at her before, you brought her back, now you dare to get close to him, if I am not by your side, I can't guarantee that you will live or die! ”

After Nana finished speaking, Qi Dongwei shuddered, quickly ran to the black dragon's side, pulled the black dragon's arm and said in a panic: "Brother Long, take me away...... I beg you! ”

The black dragon patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Brother, don't pull and pull, my orientation is fine......

"What Lala?" Qi Dongwei panicked: "Brother Long, are you talking about the orientation of eating food?" I don't eat the food that the generals eat! She took me once when Sister Lu was eating people...... OMG! Scared the hell out of me! Brother Long, if you don't kill me with the knife just now! ”

The black dragon said calmly: "If the prototype says that if you don't die, you can't die!" It's wrong to even think about dying yourself! ”

"OMG! What exactly am I doing wrong? Qi Dongwei held his head in his hands, stomped his feet vigorously and cried.

The black dragon still said calmly: "You are wrong to live in this last world...... Live well, at least you don't have to go hungry now, you don't have to be cold......"

Their conversation almost killed me, as the dozen or so humans who were approaching us were already closer to us, and I could already smell their seductive scents.

I smiled and said, "Brother, Ding Xiaowei, then I don't care about the two of you, you two can eat whatever you want!" We're going to have a big dinner! Let's go! Aha...... "After saying that, my body turned into a white lightning bolt, and I instantly rushed to the door of the hotel with a sharp laugh.

At the same time, the old horse shouted in the hotel: "General...... I also ate with the black dragon......"

Now I really admire the old horse! Admire that he can eat the food that disgusting humans eat during the day and eat humans at night. Like me, I want to vomit when I smell the food that humans eat.

After standing still, Zhang Yu instantly appeared beside me and said calmly: "Prototype, do you smell the scent of humans?" ”

I laughed and said, "Of course I smell it!" No, Sister Na is afraid that you will eat these humans first, crying and shouting for me to take her out to eat! ”

Nana appeared next to me silently and smiled charmingly, "Who is crying and shouting?" People only like to eat the brains of beautiful female zombies, and I think the brains of Fei'er are quite delicious now...... Hee-hee! ”

As Nana spoke, the humans coming towards us were already closer to us, and I could already hear their footsteps.

I looked at Fei'er standing behind me and smiled at her, "Fei'er, just now I saw that your hands can grow into two sharp and long blades, this is your superpower, right?" ”

Fei'er was stunned for a moment, looked at me with a stiff expression, and said in a slurred voice, "General...... I...... I also...... I don't know ......."

I laughed and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know, when those humans come, you can kill them as much as you want!" ”

Fei'er said to me respectfully, "Yes...... Yes, sir...... Shogun! ”

I laughed, "Haha! I just like you and Lulu like this, I can't count a complete sentence! As soon as I finished speaking, a group of running humans appeared in my sight.

Soon, they ran to the door of the hotel and stopped a dozen meters away from us. One of the humans at the head shouted at us, "Are you staying in a hotel?" Just now we heard the howling of zombies and came here to find out what was going on. Did you find anything going on? ”

"The howl of zombies? Have it? I said confusedly, "There are no zombies here, right?" If there are zombies, you will be eaten by zombies in less than a minute? ”

"The sound is indeed coming from the hotel!" As the leader of the humans spoke, he led the group of humans towards us. After taking a few steps, he stopped abruptly and raised the spear in his hand at the same time.

I laughed and said, "What are you holding a gun for?" Do you know that so far, not a single human who has raised a gun at me has survived......"

"Mourning...... Zombie...... Right behind you......" led the human panicked: "Little sister...... Don't be afraid...... Don't make a sound...... Gently walked towards me......"