Chapter 0743: Sun Thief, You Pit Me!
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"You're wrong, you're wrong, you know you're wrong!" And that cooked. The woman was desperately slapping her hand on Xiao Zhengtai's white and tender little buttocks with her murderous face, that action, that demeanor, quite a feeling of letting Mama prick crape myrtle.
"I'll you......" Wang Dong gasped at that time, and then looked at Isabella with a frightened face, and said: "This person who looks mighty and domineering is the one you said is a very gentle person, and she has never been angry a few times in my memory." 'Who's? ”
"This ...... This ......" Isabella also looked at the scene in the room dumbfounded, and then exclaimed, "Aunt Mia...... You...... What's wrong with you? ”
"Huh?" It was only then that Aunt Mia, who had been immersed in slapping her son's ass—this sentence was so easy to think about—finally reacted, and looked at the two people who broke in with a shocked expression.
"Isabella and ...... A certain man? Aunt Mia opened her mouth, and immediately realized what she was doing.
"Who's this man?" Wang Dong complained without hesitation, and the timing of the complaint was perfect, and he got a score of 200 points-
Having said that, Wang Dong, who got this inspiration, hurriedly developed a product that can be used on computers, mobile phones (supporting IOS and Android), and 3DS. NDS。 PSP。 PS, XBOX AND OTHER GAMES ON ALL PLATFORMS ARE CALLED: SPIT MASTER.
And the gameplay of this game is that there will be different difficulties for you to choose from, and after the choice, a video will be played, in which the dialogue of the characters has a variety of slots, and you have to press your keyboard, click on your phone screen, or the A key of the controller where you think "this can be complained".
And according to the time you complain, you will be given a bad (0 points). Normal (50 points), goods (100 points) and perfect (200 points) ratings.
Then in the final scoring stage, I will tell you how many slots the film has, how many slots you have found, and how many points you have gotten in the slots you have found.
the groove feels that this game is very high, is there any?
………… Well, I'm not a serial Death Star............
"Aunt Mia, what did Taryn do?" Isabella hurriedly ran to Aunt Mia's side, then crouched down and helped Taryn, who was lying on the ground with her red ass, and asked.
He ...... ......"Aunt Mia heard Isabella's question, and immediately pointed at Taryn angrily. But before she could say anything, Aunt Mia covered her mouth and retched.
'it...... Could it be that she is pregnant? That's a lot of information. Wang Dong looked at Aunt Mia, who was retching with her mouth covered with a shocked expression. Think of Aunt Mia's fight against Taryn......
Is it ...... Buff...... What's that? Wang Dong suddenly showed an expression of "There is only one truth, I am Detective Ke Dong".
"I ...... I can't speak...... Aunt Mia shook her head in pain, covered her mouth with a sad face, and cried profusely.
'I can't speak...... I can't say anything because I am fascinated by my son...... Wang Dong was shocked again, and after thinking about it for a few seconds, he came over with a hesitant face and said, "Aunt Mia, can I ask you a question?" ”
"Huh?" Aunt Mia raised her head with red eyes and said weakly, "What...... What's the problem? ”
"Well, your son, did you get him out of his body...... Bad stuff got into your body? And then make you pregnant...... Uh, is it retching? Wang Dong craned his neck and asked with a hesitant expression.
"Uh......" Aunt Mia stayed for a while, and then seemed to be thinking about what Wang Dong meant, and after a few seconds, Aunt Mia nodded with a pale face and said, "Yes." ”
'......' Wang Dong was in the groove at that time, he quickly took Isabella's hand and pulled her out of the door, and then whispered into Isabella's ear and said, "I said, it may not be a good thing...... You listen to my analysis...... nico~poi~duang! ”
After some analysis, Isabella's face suddenly turned pale, and she looked at her with a desperate expression............ Looking at ............ looked at Wang Dong and said, "Taryn is only eight years old...... What are you thinking? ”
Hearing Isabella's words, Detective Ke Dong showed an apocalyptic expression, and he muttered, "I...... I...... I've gone through thousands of wars, big and small, and I've never had a last resort, but I actually ...... I missed such important information......"
"You're getting nervous again?" Isabella touched Wang Dong's forehead with her hand and muttered, "I don't have a fever, why are I nervous." ”
"You're nerve!" Wang Dong glared at Isabella, and then said firmly: "Taryn must be talented, he can make a woman pregnant at the age of 8!" If you don't believe me, let's ask! ”
Isabella snorted coldly, then dragged Wang Dong into the room, and said, "Go and go, whoever is afraid of whom!" ”
Isabella walked straight to Aunt Mia's side, then squatted down, looked at Aunt Mia seriously, and said, "Auntie, what's going on?" Sue me! ”
"I ...... Good...... All right. Aunt Mia hesitated for a moment, then pointed at Taryn with a painful look on her face and said, "It's this little brute!" I...... Hey, Isabella, do you remember our Kaka? ”
"Kaka? It's my aunt's dog, right? Isabella frowned, then asked suspiciously.
"That's right, it's the dog." Mia sighed, then looked at Isabella with a sad face, and said, "You know, Auntie, I like that dog very much. Is that right? ”
"That's right. I still remember Auntie, you always like to hug Kaka and kiss you every day when you come back. Isabella nodded. Rhetorical asked, "Could it be that Taryn put Kaka ...... Killed? ”
"No, no, if it were just like this, I wouldn't be so angry." Aunt Mia shook her head, and then said with a sad face, a painful face, and a face of pain, You are the wind and I am sand, and said with a deep and rainy face: "Tylen, this ...... The little bastard, who has been pooping in the living room every day, just pulls it, and he also feeds the shit to Kaka with a spoon after spoon......"
"......" Wang Dong heard Aunt Mia's words, and at that time, a mouthful of old blood spurted out more than ten meters-
It turns out that the so-called "bad stuff" refers to!?
Wang Dong couldn't help but imagine the scene for a moment—one afternoon. Taryn pooped and fed Kaka spoonful by spoonful, and then Aunt Mia came back and hugged Kaka and kissed him......
'Damn, this picture is so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it.' Wang Dong burst into tears, no wonder Aunt Mia would slap Tyron's ass!!
"This ...... This...... This should be hit. Isabella looked at Taryn in shock, then gritted her teeth and said, "That's right, it's time to fight!" ”
"Ahem, I've already beaten ......" Wang Dong raised his hand weakly and said, "Is it ......?"
"You get out!" Isabella glared at Wang Dong. Pointing to the door, he said, "Get out!" Come back in the evening! ”
"............" Wang Dong was silent for a moment, and then walked out of the room silently. The door was closed. Wang Dong listened to the sound of crackling and crying behind him, shook his head slowly, and walked outside.
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"Thanks to my resourcefulness, Isabella learned the lingua franca of the continent on the way here." Wang Dong touched his chin and said, "Otherwise, I really can't go shopping." ”
Unlike the city where Wang Dong received the task of escorting Isabella, although the scale of Rennes Town is a little smaller, it is more lively.
At this time, Wang Dong was holding fried noodles in his left hand, skewers in his hand, and snacks in his right hand, just like a foodie shopping in a snack street.
"It tastes good...... But it should be the relationship between the condiments, and the taste is a little different from the earth, but it's not easy to tell that it's more delicious over there. Wang Dong muttered as he ate the food in his hand.
It took less than ten minutes for Wang Dong to eat all the large amount of food he was carrying in his hand into his stomach, and the oil stains on his hands were directly shaken open by Wang Dong with his magic power.
"Whew, eat and drink enough, there's nothing to do." Wang Dong touched his chin and muttered, "Oh no, why do I have to go back?" Anyway, my mission is complete, and I can now hand it in and move on to the next location. ”
Just when Wang Dong was thinking, he suddenly felt that his clothes had been ripped off, and Wang Dong, who had been interrupted from thinking, frowned and lowered his head, looking at the culprit who pulled his clothes.
It is a bear child who looks no more than 1.2 meters tall, and it is conservatively estimated that he should be about ten years old.
"What for?" Wang Dong asked with a puzzled expression.
"Give me money." The bear child stretched out his hand and said.
"What's that? What do you say? Wang Dong looked at the bear child in surprise and asked.
"I said, give me the money." The bear child stretched out his hand again and repeated.
"Don't give it, play while playing." Wang Dong waved his hand at the child angrily, do I know you, just ask me for money, how did this child teach?
"Don't give it, do you? Well, you wait! The bear child sneered, pointed at Wang Dong and said with a disdainful face.
'Heh, what can you do as a little brat?' Call someone? I'm afraid of you? Wang Dong sneered, leaned against the wall and looked at the bear child's behavior with a cold face.
Then Wang Dong saw the bear child take three steps and make two steps, and walked to a girl in a short skirt not far away, and then he lifted the girl's skirt without saying a word, and turned back to Wang Dong and shouted: Second uncle, pink! ”
Wang Dong: Nima!
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Probably many readers know about it, but I find that I have always forgotten to mention it.
↓ The following line of broken things is not sent by me (to be continued......)