Chapter 73: The Cobra Empress
Chapter 73: The Cobra Empress
After I finished speaking, Zhang Yu nodded firmly and said, "Hmm! Let's level more human bases together! Eat more humans! Hahahaha! ”
After Zhang Yu and I laughed wildly for a while, Lao Ma came to my side and whispered: "General, just now I heard your brother Yu say that there are a large number of zombies under the Cobra Empress, and I have a plan to talk to you." Do you think it's possible? ”
As soon as the old horse said this, I suddenly became interested and said excitedly: "Okay, old horse, you come and listen!" ”
Old Ma Yin smiled and said, "Hmph! Isn't her Cobra Empress a powerful man, and we won't confront her head-on. Doesn't the Y City Survivor Alliance have nine superpowers, and there are also many survivors, we might as well sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, watch the battle between the Cobra Empress and the Survivor Alliance, and then we will reap the benefits of the fisherman. What do you think? ”
Hearing what Lao Ma said, I immediately pouted and said, "It's not good!" Old horse, you don't want to think about it, if the yellow glasses girl fights with the Survivor Alliance, won't the humans of the Survivor Alliance be eaten by the Cobra Empress! Where is our share? If you want me to say, our next goal is to destroy all the survivor alliance humans in Y City first, and then clean up the yellow glasses girl! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Zhang Yu gently patted me on the shoulder and said calmly: "The prototype is in my memory...... You've always been so simple and crude...... And now you still ......."
I glared at Zhang Yu and said, "What's wrong with being simple and rude?" That's how I am, whoever I want to die, must die! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the stupid big man behind me yelled, "Yes! The general is right! The general said that whoever wants to die, he must die! Zhang Yu looked at the stupid big man and then at me, then pointed to his head with his finger, and said calmly: "Prototype, do you know what is in this?" ”
Without even thinking about it, I said, "Then you don't need to say, brain!" The smell is tempting and fragrant to the brain! ”
Zhang Yu smiled stiffly and said, "The things in this are not only edible, but also able to think and think about problems." PrototypeDo you know that since I came to Y City, I feel that my thinking has become clearer and clearer...... Although I can't remember many things from the past, and I can't remember what it was like before the end times, I know exactly what I should do in the future. I'm going to use my brain to think, to think about problems. ”
I didn't understand Zhang Yu's words, but I felt that there seemed to be a little bit of truth in what he said. So I muttered in a low voice, "Brother Yu, what do you mean by saying so much?" ”
Zhang Yu continued to say calmly: "That's what I mean...... No matter what problems you encounter in the future, you must think about it with your brain! I think it's a very good idea to have your assistant Lao Ma say just now that the Cobra Empress will fight the surviving humans in Y City! After all, the Cobra Empress is too strong now, and if she directly competes with her, the loss is too great. If she were to fight the humans, they would both be weakened. It will work in your favor when the time comes. ”
After listening to Zhang Yu's words, I nodded silently and muttered in a low voice: "It's okay to let them fight, but I must ensure that I have enough humans to eat!" Let's just say that I haven't eaten a living human yet! I'm feeling very bad right now! I don't care if they fight or not, anyway, after I go back and wake up my brother, I will go to find a human camp, and first take out a few living hearts to eat! Hum! ”
After I finished speaking, Lao Ma hurriedly comforted me and said, "General, don't worry, don't worry...... Please wait a minute, and when I'm done with my plan, we'll go back, okay? ”
I smiled and said, "My favorite suggestion from the assistant general, I will definitely take it!" What do you think, old horse? Let's get straight ahead! ”
Lao Ma smiled: "Didn't your brother Yu just say that he didn't know how to tell the Cobra Empress who killed his two companions when he went back?" ”
Zhang Yu said with a sad face: "Yes! I don't want to tell her that it was the prototype who killed them! ”
Lao Ma smiled: "This is easy to do." You just said that the Survivors League did it! Is the human who cut off Lily's leg still alive? If I'm not mistaken, the human must be a superpower, and 100 percent from the Survivor Alliance. You just said he did it! In this way, you will transfer your and Xiaoli's hatred for him to the Cobra Empress, and let the Cobra Empress deal with him and the Survivor Alliance. What do you think of what I said? ”
After the old horse finished speaking, Zhang Yu stared at him with a pair of big blood-red eyes, and whispered: "What a poisonous strategy...... How could I not have imagined that? ”
I also followed the black dragon and said in surprise: "Yes, old horse, you are really insidious!" It's good that you're my general's assistant. If you're the assistant of the yellow glasses woman or the assistant of the leader of the Survivor Alliance, I'll have to be killed by them! ”
Lao Ma hurriedly explained: "General, this is impossible! My old horse was born as a person of the Prototype General, and died as the ghost of the Prototype General! ”
I laughed and said, "Hmm...... That's pretty much it...... I can now imagine the way that pesky yellow glasses woman was furious when she found out that her two giants had been taken out by the Survivor Alliance. She would have yelled in anger and scratched all the walls she could with her paws...... Aha! ”
Zhang Yu said silently: "No one has ever known how the Cobra Empress is angry, nor does she know how she loses her temper...... Because everyone who saw her angry and angry was killed by her...... But she rarely or never gets angry and loses her temper, at least never since I met her. ”
I smiled and said, "You are your empress!" How can it be that you see it every day? Brother Yu, what you said just now is very good, everyone who has seen her angry and tantrum have been killed by her! A person without a temper can't be an empress! But, sooner or later, she will be eaten by me! Hum! ”
Speaking of this, I seemed to suddenly think of something, and said to Zhang Yu: "By the way, Brother Yu, since you have seen the yellow glasses girl, can you describe her to me first?" Lest one day I go out into the street with her and meet her, and I don't know her. ”
Zhang Yu said calmly: "The appearance of the Cobra Empress...... Her appearance is that of a gentle and beautiful human woman, and she usually wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses...... It's like an OL...... before the end of the world But beneath her gentle and beautiful exterior is extremely dangerous! She is very calm, very cruel, very vicious, and never shows mercy to her enemies. If a subordinate makes a mistake that makes her unhappy, she will also be brutally eaten! She is a beautiful snake...... I think that's how the title 'Cobra Queen' came about. ”
After Zhang Yu finished speaking, I wondered: "What is OL?" Why don't I think it sounds like a good thing? ”
Zhang Yu explained: "OL is the abbreviation of Office-Lady, which means white-collar women or office women. ”
"Cut! It's so boring, I thought it was a bad thing......" After speaking, he looked up at the sky that was a little brighter, and continued: "Brother Yu is like this first, I'll go back and call my brother up first, and the old horse will also modify my big truck with him!" You also go back, go back and tell the yellow glasses that her two giants were killed by the survivor alliance and see how she reacts. And then...... Then we'll find a place to meet in a moment. What do you think? ”
Zhang Yu nodded and said, "Okay, just do as you say, let's go separate first, and then converge." Let's meet in front of the statue in People's Square, okay? ”
I smiled and said, "People's Square...... Okay! That's it! With that, he jumped over the shoulders of the big stupid man and beckoned the heron and the old horse to return to our camp. Zhang Yu left us alone.
On the way back, I smiled and said, "Hey, hey! Do you know my brother Yu's past? After saying that, the heron and the old horse looked at me with puzzled expressions.
I continued to laugh and said, "Brother Yu is an ordinary human I met before I arrived in W City, but he is very brave! At that time, a group of human survivors came to the grandmother's house to look for food and killed the grandmother. In a fit of rage, I killed all the humans except him. He was scared, but he was still holding a machete and slashing at me. ”
As I spoke, the heron and the stupid big man suddenly looked fierce. The stupid big man said angrily: "You should kill him!" ”
I patted the stupid big man on the head and smiled, "Silly big man, obedient, listen to me...... In this way, Brother Yu's bravery touched me, and I decided not to kill him first. Later, the army came to arrest me, and he fled with me. On the way to W City, I couldn't stand the temptation of his human scent, so I gently bit him...... Outcome...... He's going to be discharged, and he's going to be a terrible mourner...... Oh no! Superpowers. Then in W City, he and I were separated. ”
After I finished speaking, the heron and the stupid big man didn't react, and the old horse nodded: "Oh...... So that's it...... It seems that he still has such a deep relationship with the general...... However, an ordinary human can be turned into a powerful superpower person with a slight bite from the general...... This one...... I don't understand......"
I said, "If you don't understand, don't understand!" Why do you have to make everything so clear? Don't you feel tired like that? At this point, I seemed to remember something, and continued: "Speaking of which, the soldiers who captured me don't know what happened...... I was afraid of the guns they had in their hands, so I didn't kill them all. If I were now, I would never let go of any of them! ”
"That's right! Kill them! "The stupid big one catered to me firmly.
And just like that, we walked back as we talked, and not long after, we were back at the bank. This time, I was still climbing up the wall. When I crept into Black Dragon and Nana's room, I found that they were both awake and eating food from disgusting humans.
The black dragon was very excited when he saw it, and said hurriedly: "Sister, are you back?" How's it going? ”
I pouted and said, "It's not going well!" For a whole night, not even a single human was caught...... But fortunately, I ate a lot of zombie brains...... Or I'll starve to death!" By the way, brother, why did you wake up so early? I want to wake you up! ”
Heilong said: "Isn't it because I have a heavy truck and two large tanks of diesel fuel that I am excited! I'll be able to start modding today! ”
I said, "It's boring...... Then you can modify your truck, and I'll go meet my brother Yu......"
After I finished speaking, the black dragon was stunned for a moment and said, "Who is Brother Yu?" ”
I laughed and said, "My companion, my friend, the one I want to marry when I grow up!" ”
After I finished speaking, Nana covered her mouth and smiled, "Haha! Brother, your rival has appeared, you have to work harder. ”
"What is a rival? Sounds interesting......" I muttered quietly. After speaking, he said loudly: "Okay! Don't eat it yet! Hurry up and open the door, the old horse is still outside! ”
The black dragon said, "Okay, good...... I'm going to open the door. With that, he walked out of the room. I followed him to the gate and watched him silently open the big iron door of the bank.
After the heron, the old horse, and the stupid big man entered, the black dragon closed the big iron door and locked it. At this time, I noticed that the old horse's eyes changed from blood red to human black. After he came in, he pulled the black dragon and hurriedly said: "Brother Black Dragon, quickly find me something to eat, I'm dying of hunger!" Hurry up! After saying that, he pulled the black dragon and ran to the bank.
Looking at the back of the old horse, I muttered in a low voice: "Strange old horse, you have the most zombie brains to eat at night!" Why are you hungry again when you come back? Still eating human food? ”
After a while, Lao Ma came out with a large amount of human food and black dragons, stood next to "Crimson One" and began to discuss while eating.
Looking at the two of them, I said, "Today, Lao Ma and my brother and Sister Na will tinker with my 'Crimson No. 1'!" I'm going out with the heron and the stupid big one, and I'll get you some human food by the way. Brother, you open the door for me and let us out! ”
The black dragon hurriedly said: "Sister, why did you just come back and leave again?" Aren't you tired and resting? ”
"I don't even know what tiredness is! Hurry up and open the door for me! Let me out! I pouted......