Chapter 69, the third uncle

I was about to listen down to see what kind of four kings were buried on which mountain. At this time, I was suddenly awakened by a shout! I looked up suddenly, only to find that there were a bunch of people around me, standing around me, only to see them looking at me with a very strange look, I rubbed my eyes in panic, and thought, "Can you still meet ghosts in this fucking daylight?" But after looking at them for a long time, they didn't look like ghosts, but like a group of fierce gods, so I asked curiously, "Who are you?" Why are you looking at me like that? "One of them, a middle-aged man about forty years old, looked at me! Then he shouted to the third uncle who was walking away: "Third uncle; Come and see, there's a very strange person here, who doesn't look like our local, and he's dressed very strangely, can you come and see if it's a tomb robber? ”

I thought to myself, "This fucking is over!" If you are found out, it will be really miserable! So I looked at the things I was carrying, but fortunately there was only the golden phoenix, and the red cloth package that the White Tiger God gave me when I was separated from the four gods.

And at this time, the third uncle suddenly said: "Liu San! Don't do it, I'll come here! The middle-aged man nodded and said, "Third uncle, don't worry when you are old!" If you can't take a look, we'll send him back to the town and hand him over to the mayor to deal with. ”

At this time, on the uneven mountain road, two middle-aged men were helping an old man to come over! It seems that that is the third uncle! And the third uncle said as he walked: "That's right! If you hurt someone by mistake, we can't afford this lawsuit. ”

I looked at the middle-aged man and said, "Uncle, your eyesight is really good!" Am I a grave robber? If you become a judge, then the unjust case can be imagined? The middle-aged man looked at me and said, "Don't be complacent, you kid, don't you know best." ”

At this time, the third uncle had already walked up! He looked me up and down and asked, "Son, where are you from?" Why are you covered in wounds? Also, it's winter, why are you still wearing so little? ”

I looked at the so-called third uncle, and saw the old man in front of me, with a kind face, white hair and silver beard, and a long hair braid.

Just as he was fascinated, the third uncle suddenly asked again: "Are you answering me!" Child, if this goes to the mayor of the town, will it be indispensable to suffer from flesh and skin? ”

That's when I came to my senses! Then slowly stood up! He saluted the third uncle and said, "Third uncle, will you believe what I say?" The third uncle nodded and said, "Of course!" I'm so old! Is there anything not to believe? ”

I looked at the middle-aged man named Liu San, and then said: "I came to travel during the Qingming Festival, and I saw that the scenery on the opposite mountain was good, so I climbed to which mountain!" But when I first came to the mountain to rest, suddenly a big python came out of a hole in the mountain, and it swallowed me in one bite. With that, he pointed to the opposite mountain.

At this moment, everyone around me was looking at me with wide eyes! Only Liu San looked at the third uncle, and then said: "Third uncle, I see that this kid has a brain problem, let's go to the town quickly!" Don't miss the big deal. ”

Unexpectedly, the third uncle shook the crutches in his hand and said, "Child, are you saying that you were swallowed alive by the python before the Qingming Festival?" But how did you end up here now? Are you a ghost? I shook my head and said, "I can't say enough about this, and what happened on the opposite hill this morning is the main reason why I came back alive." ”

At this time, Liu San opened his eyes and asked, "Then you can talk about it; What the hell is going on on the opposite hill? I looked at the peak of the decisive battle between the four gods and the python, and then turned back to Liu San and said, "You should be as old as my father, so I'll call you Uncle Liu!" ”

Liu San nodded and said, "It doesn't matter what it's called!" Tell me about it; What's going on on the opposite hill? And at this time, the third uncle was also half-open, as if he was also waiting for the result I said.

As I sat down on the ground, I said, "Because after I was swallowed by the python, I was saved by the four gods!" What you saw in the morning was the four gods fighting with the python. ”

The third uncle thrust his cane into the ground and said, "Nonsense; Who are the four gods? This is clearly excusing yourself, right? If you talk about a big python, I've heard the elders say it, but what four gods saved you! This is. ”

At this moment, a woman's voice shouted urgently: "Liu San, our Juan'er is awake!" Go home and have a look! Following the shouting, I saw a middle-aged woman running towards the crowd!

And which Liu San, as soon as he heard it, looked at the third uncle and said: "Third uncle, I have to go back and take a look, Juan'er has been in a coma for almost a month!" How could it be possible to wake up suddenly at this time? The third uncle patted Liu San on the shoulder and said, "This is a happy event, you have to go back and take a look, if you wake up!" You will come back and let us all know. ”

Liu San didn't answer, just pulled another middle-aged man next to him, and then left the crowd.

I looked back at Liu San's back, and then asked the third uncle, "Third uncle, what I said is true, how can you believe me?" The third uncle looked at Siwang Mountain and said, "Unless you have some evidence to prove what you said!" Or ask them! Who will believe you? With that, he pointed to the villagers around him.

Seemingly! If I can't find evidence, then I can't get away? So he said to the third uncle: "Third uncle, I'm not afraid of your old jokes!" If you don't believe me! Find a place to eat first! Find me another dress, and then accompany me to Siwang Mountain, I will definitely find evidence for you, do you think it's okay? ”

At this time, a young man about twenty years old next to him asked, "Don't you fucking give a shame?" When do you still want to eat? ”

I smiled and asked the third uncle, "Third uncle, who has the final say here?" The third uncle looked at the young man and said, "Xiaofeng, what are you doing?" Get the hell out of here. ”

The man named Xiaofeng walked over to the third uncle and said, "Grandpa! Don't listen to him! I don't think he's a good person, so let's send him to the mayor directly, shall we? ”

At this time, the third uncle scolded with a sinking face: "You stinky boy, what are you asking me to say about you?" You see the words on his forehead that read, "Am I a thief?" "Why don't you hurry up and go to your third uncle's house to have a look, has little Liu Juan woken up?" Xiao Feng touched the nail and turned his head away!