Chapter 26: Two Daughters Catch Each Other, One Husband and Two Fights (Part I)
Du Dabao couldn't believe that he was dead, he pinched his thighs and looked at me in a daze-[Update please search] Suddenly he pounced and hugged my thighs, and he even cried and howled and spit out the food in his mouth and shed two lines of tears.
"Xiaoyu, we died so miserably, kowtowed 10,000 heads and died of exhaustion, I told you don't knock, you have to knock, now it's okay that we are dead and everything is over, what should we do now? Are you going to report to the underworld? Du Dabao cried and wiped his tears, he threw away all the steamed buns and bananas, and he was not in the mood to eat them.
I was secretly amused, but I couldn't bear to see him dead and alive, so I lifted his shoulders and he stood up crying.
"Okay, Brother Dabao will die if he dies, what other wishes do you have now, tell me quickly, are you hungry?" I looked behind the stone gate, where Fang Wan'er was secretly smiling.
"I feel so hungry now, it would be better if I could make something to eat, just now I was so angry that I stained all those foods, and now I'm dead anyway, if I can fill my stomach again, I'll eat it when I die." Du Dabao looked at the steamed buns and roast chicken on the ground and shook his head regretfully.
"Okay, I'll fulfill your wish, I still have some paper money in my backpack, just think about what you eat, you can conjure it." I took out a piece of yellow paper from my backpack and handed it to him......
Du Dabao caught the yellow paper and closed his eyes, as if thinking about something, I hurriedly beckoned to Fang Wan'er, Fang Wan'er understood and saw that as soon as she turned around, a big pork leg appeared in front of Du Dabao, as well as a bowl of white wine.
"Damn, it turns out that I really died, and the pork leg and liquor I just thought about just appeared like this? It's great, let's eat first! Du Dabao grabbed the pork leg and gnawed it down, he took a sip of wine and smiled with satisfaction while drinking.
"Brother Dabao, you can eat slowly, be careful of choking you!" I said with a smile.
"What are you kidding, how can we choke to death now that we're all dead? You kid, don't you eat? As he spoke, he handed me a piece of pork.
At this time, the thin ghost suddenly woke up, and he watched the two of us come over in a daze.
"I'll go, it's delicious and delicious! How did you two eat? Where did you get to eat and drink? The thin ghost looked at the two of us in surprise, he looked around again but didn't see Fang Wan'er, but Fang Wan'er saw him, but she still didn't care about a little ghost, she didn't come out and continued to watch there.
"Leave it alone, come in quickly, we're going out now." As I spoke, I opened the lid of the Demon Suppression Bottle, and the thin ghost entered it like a puff of white smoke.
"Hey! I got me in before I could finish speaking, and I just woke up and let me go out for a walk! The skinny man pleaded, but he couldn't help it, and he fell asleep again in the bottle.
Du Dabao and I ate the whole pork leg again, I also drank half a bowl of white wine, I was full and drunk, I glanced at Fang Wan'er behind me, and Fang Wan'er flew between me and Du Dabao at once.
Fang Wan'er's speed seemed to be a little faster, a beautiful woman in a colorful skirt suddenly appeared in front of us, I fixed my eyes to see how her speed was so fast, but Du Dabao also saw Fang Wan'er, he was suddenly frightened and fainted and lay on the ground without moving.
Fang Wan'er smiled disdainfully, she blew at Du Dabao, and Du Dabao actually woke up and sat up.
"Ghosts! Ghost! Nie Yu, who is this woman, how did she end up here, how did she die? Du Dabao looked at Fang Wan'er and took a few steps back.
"Don't be afraid, she is Fang Wan'er, she is what I met in the painting, that is, we kowtowed just now and ......." I told him what happened to me just now, and Du Dabao looked at Fang Wan'er suspiciously in the middle of the night and slowly stood up.
"You two don't make trouble, I'll take you out of here now, I've had enough of this hellish place!" Fang Wan'er put away the painting and put it in her arms, looking at the statues in the other three stone gates.
"Wan'er, what are you looking at?" I also looked at it, and the three statues were still in place.
"I can't imagine that the punishment given to me by God is quite light, and the sins of these people are much deeper than mine, haha!" Fang Wan'er looked at the monk's mat and couldn't help but laugh.
"You're laughing at that billion-dollar ringing head, aren't you? I guess a fairy will be tired to death if he knocks him, haha" I couldn't help laughing.
"Yes, billions of rings are not a decimal, if it were me, I would have to knock the sea to rot, this monk must have done evil, but who would he be? What a great sin he had! Fang Wan'er was curious, and she circled around the statue.
"Okay Wan'er, their sins still need to be solved by others, we don't seem to have this fate with them, maybe there will be some kowtow in the future, so they can come out, haha!" I said jokingly.
Fang Wan'er grabbed the arms of the two of us as if she was walking out, but the soul jade gourd around my neck suddenly glowed green. A bright flash of light shone in my eyes, and the whole cavern was illuminated by this green light.
A beautiful woman in a long green dress floated in, she flew out of my soul jade gourd, and slowly fell to the ground. I was surprised and looked over, it turned out that she was An Lingxin.
"Don't want to go! Stop! An Lingxin's noble temperament made me feel a little awe, her beautiful appearance was even more moving under the green light, An Lingxin seemed to be particularly angry now, her eyes stared straight at Fang Wan'er's eyes, and gradually walked over.
Fang Wan'er was shocked, she waved her sleeves casually, and Du Dabao fainted all of a sudden, lying on the ground and not moving.
"Okay, you are a thin lover, Nie Yu, you are my husband, I am your lady, but your hand is holding this woman now, is your conscience eaten by a dog?" An Lingxin frowned, she lowered her head secretly, and two lines of tears flowed down. I hurriedly let go of Fang Wan'er's hand, but Fang Wan'er grabbed it back again.
Fang Wan'er was shocked by An Lingxin's words, but she still laughed, she looked at me, but I didn't dare to look up at the two of them.
"Oh? Are you Nie Yu's wife? But you look like a ghost, how can a ghost be Nie Yu's lady? Nie Yu has already told me about you, don't be delusional, go back to your gourd! Fang Wan'er waved her sleeves and wanted to use a spell to collect An Lingxin into the soul jade gourd. An Lingxin dodged unhurriedly, and a puff of green smoke floated out, blowing away Fang Wan'er's white air.
"My name is An Lingxin, Nie Yu and I are husband and wife for a hundred generations, how can you allow a woman like you to go wild here? If you don't go, be careful, you're welcome! An Lingxin said that his face turned red with anger, I have never seen An Lingxin angry, this is the first time.
I saw that there was not much room for these two to say in their words, and hurriedly stood between the two of them. I opened my hands to block between them, but my hands accidentally touched the breasts of both of them at the same time, and my two hands touched two pairs of soft things, and my fingertips shook and quickly retracted, and my face immediately burned. An Lingxin and Fang Wan'er were shocked and ashamed, and hurriedly covered their chests.
"You two don't quarrel, okay? Now it's important for us to get out of here first, if we're stuck here, when will we get out, if you make any more noise, I'll die for you!" "I don't think I can tell what is going on now, so let's play tricks and see what the two of them do.
Fang Wan'er and An Lingxin lost their faces when they heard that I was going to die, and the two of them grabbed my arm together and pulled it up desperately.
"Husband, you can't die, you can't die, we still have to find the mystery of our life experience, we still have to be husband and wife, you can't die!" An Lingxin pulled my left hand hard, afraid that I would hit the wall.
Fang Wan'er grabbed my right hand and pulled it desperately.
"Lang Jun, don't die, we just became a husband and wife for a day, what should I do if you die, don't you think about it!" Fang Wan'er looked at me anxiously, for fear that something would happen to me. >